Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2011 19:54:20 GMT -5
TB and I got bored.
Karkat Vantas:
ON EARTH CLASS IS SORTED BY WHO CAN DROP DELIRIOUS FLOW.
I'M FROM ALTERNIA BUT SIT AND WATCH THE FREAKING SHOW.
FRIENDSHIP ISN'T MAGIC IT'S A FREAKING DISEASE.
CHOOSING FRIENDS OVER SAVING THE WORLD? MARE PLEASE.
IN SGRUB I'M FROM THE LAND OF PULSE AND HAZE.
YOU LIVE IN A KINGDOM RINGING WITH ENDLESS NEIGHS.
I HAVE AN OCEAN FILLED WITH BLOOD YOU HAVE A RAINBOW SKY.
THE SECOND YOU STEPPED HOOF INSIDE THE MEDIUM YOU'D DIE.
Twilight Sparkle:
*snorts* Spike, take a letter. "Dear Princess Celestia,"
"Today I met the most pathetic troll in all of Equestria."
You think you're leader material? I'd say you're peon in rank
In this battle my pony magic will totally whip your flank!
Our friendship is strong, you can't comprehend its power,
I'll get Rainbow Dash to crash your moon base with a Sonic Rainboom shower
Stuck up on that little rock with those pathetic little nubs
Try a real pony's horn, you sick little grub!
Karkat:
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH IF YOU FOUGHT US YOU'D BE TOAST.
HERE IN THE VEIL WE'D BE SERVING CUTIE MARKED RUMP ROAST.
TRY PUTTING RAINBOW DASH AGAINST OUR RAINBOW DRINKER.
KANAYA WILL TAKE OUT HER LIPSTICK AND CHAINSAW HER.
THANKS TO GAMZEE YOU CAN'T EVEN BE PROTECTED BY EQUIUS.
WE'LL BE CLEANING UP THE BATTLE WITH THE TOWELS HE LEFT WITH US.
YOU PONIES WON'T BE ABLE TO GO UP AGAINST OUR BLOWS.
GAMZEE, KANAYA, AND TEREZI WANT TO SEE IF YOU BLEED RAINBOWS.
Twilight:
*hoofstomp* You think because we're ponies you can just frighten us?
Not even Fluttershy would bat an eye at your whiny little fuss
I think we both know whose fanbase is the most powerful one.
My bronies will love and tolerate you into oblivion!
I suggest you double check the timelines before you come at us spewing threats
You sure Future You doesn't want to make a sad attempt to fill your empty quadrants?
Face the facts, Vantas, you just don't have what it takes,
After this fight Pinkie Pie'll have a new recipe for cupcakes!
If anyone can voice Twilight Sparkle, we're going to make a video of this.
Karkat Vantas:
ON EARTH CLASS IS SORTED BY WHO CAN DROP DELIRIOUS FLOW.
I'M FROM ALTERNIA BUT SIT AND WATCH THE FREAKING SHOW.
FRIENDSHIP ISN'T MAGIC IT'S A FREAKING DISEASE.
CHOOSING FRIENDS OVER SAVING THE WORLD? MARE PLEASE.
IN SGRUB I'M FROM THE LAND OF PULSE AND HAZE.
YOU LIVE IN A KINGDOM RINGING WITH ENDLESS NEIGHS.
I HAVE AN OCEAN FILLED WITH BLOOD YOU HAVE A RAINBOW SKY.
THE SECOND YOU STEPPED HOOF INSIDE THE MEDIUM YOU'D DIE.
Twilight Sparkle:
*snorts* Spike, take a letter. "Dear Princess Celestia,"
"Today I met the most pathetic troll in all of Equestria."
You think you're leader material? I'd say you're peon in rank
In this battle my pony magic will totally whip your flank!
Our friendship is strong, you can't comprehend its power,
I'll get Rainbow Dash to crash your moon base with a Sonic Rainboom shower
Stuck up on that little rock with those pathetic little nubs
Try a real pony's horn, you sick little grub!
Karkat:
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH IF YOU FOUGHT US YOU'D BE TOAST.
HERE IN THE VEIL WE'D BE SERVING CUTIE MARKED RUMP ROAST.
TRY PUTTING RAINBOW DASH AGAINST OUR RAINBOW DRINKER.
KANAYA WILL TAKE OUT HER LIPSTICK AND CHAINSAW HER.
THANKS TO GAMZEE YOU CAN'T EVEN BE PROTECTED BY EQUIUS.
WE'LL BE CLEANING UP THE BATTLE WITH THE TOWELS HE LEFT WITH US.
YOU PONIES WON'T BE ABLE TO GO UP AGAINST OUR BLOWS.
GAMZEE, KANAYA, AND TEREZI WANT TO SEE IF YOU BLEED RAINBOWS.
Twilight:
*hoofstomp* You think because we're ponies you can just frighten us?
Not even Fluttershy would bat an eye at your whiny little fuss
I think we both know whose fanbase is the most powerful one.
My bronies will love and tolerate you into oblivion!
I suggest you double check the timelines before you come at us spewing threats
You sure Future You doesn't want to make a sad attempt to fill your empty quadrants?
Face the facts, Vantas, you just don't have what it takes,
After this fight Pinkie Pie'll have a new recipe for cupcakes!
If anyone can voice Twilight Sparkle, we're going to make a video of this.