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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2008 20:23:44 GMT -5
D. Hasn't anyone every told you, never jump on clouds? -_- Now you've fallen through, and you've landed in heck. BUT--they have do[ugh]nuts!  A. DO[UGH]NUTS! 8D *eats* B. Sickening fried heart-clogging rings of dough...=.= *mutters*C. But...but...*sniff* :< THEY DUN HAVE SPRINKLES! D. But...but...*sob* 3: THEY DUN HAVE JELLY! E. Calmly walk past the do[ugh]nuts and rip the square brackets out of the word. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 15:03:19 GMT -5
E.
You rip the square brackets out of the world, effectively destroying the country of Blagoblag, which had a legal system based on square brackets. Because now you've commited TWO genocides (remember the Apple Lollipops? Yeah, they're still mad at you.), you're deemed too evil for heck...
You wake up in a big living room with a nice TV and leather sofas. "Good, you're functioning," says a mysterious figure wearing a pink hoodie and a mask, drinking iced tea and watching M*A*S*H. Then you realize YOU'RE A ROBOT.
A. Shiny me... @_______@
B. Do I have lasers? I want lasers!
C. Try to get out of your robot body.
D. Dance.
E. Ask the figure in the pink hoodie what she thinks of Brave New World.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 19:30:54 GMT -5
A. You start raving on about how you're beautiful, and you're beautiful, until-- POOF! The figure in the pink hoodie turns into the Essay Faerie of Death and Doom. It is this moment that you decide that this place is indeed worse than heck. She rambles: "Tut, tut, tut...didn*t your language arts teacher ever tell you? Show, don*t tell. How are you amazing? Do you look in the mirror and singe your eyes, HOMG, you*re so amazingly beautiful? Do you try to write an autobiography and give up, it*s just too much awesomeness to put down on mere paper? EXPLAIN YOUR WORK AND USE THE SEET MODEL." A. WTH is the SEET Model? o_0 B. What the heck is the SEET Model? o.0 C. What in the stars is the SEET Model?  D. What the jelly is the SEET Model? o.O E. ...tell me what the SEET Model is or I'll destroy you. -_- |
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Post by Birdy on Aug 27, 2008 23:00:47 GMT -5
*knows what the SEET Model is, thanks to Nat, but acts like she doesn't, and thus choses the letter* E. Oh, goodie. Miss Faerie now wants to EAT YOU ALL UP YUM! A. Cry B. D8 DUN EAT MEH! C. Try out those spiffy lasers you must have as all robots come with spiffy lasers... ...right? o.o; D. Wonder who gave Birdy sugar at this late hour.  E. Stats singing "All You Need Is Love". F. Go blank-faced, and say in a mechanical voice, "Error, error, SEET model does not compute. Please define." G.Do "F", but say "DANGER! DANGER! YOU HAVE ENGAGED SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. YOU HAD BETTER RUN FOR YOU LIFE, AS I WILL EXPLODE/IMPLODE/ASPLODE/GO KABOOMY/WHATEVER IN... THREE MINUTES." instead. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2008 8:55:18 GMT -5
E.
The Faerie's face pales to white, and she starts screaming in terror, as if burned. Suddenly, she grows to twenty times her normal siz--WTH? Who brought NQ II into this?
You are attacked by the Essay Faerie of Death and Doom!
A. Fight! 8D OBLITERATE!
B. Win and beat the game and then crash into a star THE END.
C. Grumble.
D. Throw a brick at the faerie.
E. Start singing "Butterfly".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2008 15:01:59 GMT -5
A.
You obliterate the Faerie, and it's more gory than the opening scene of Robocop. Then, another pink hoodie figure bursts into the room, wielding a Swiss Army Gun. "Did that evil faerie touch any of my Who records? DID SHE?!?!?"
A. Yes. ;D
B. No. >_> <_<
C. I don't know.
D. Robot has no knowledge of The Who.
E. Start singing "Baba O'Riley". Pink hoodie II like The Who..
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Post by ♥ Azzie on Aug 28, 2008 23:27:04 GMT -5
E.
You start singing "Baba O'Reily" even though you've never heard the song before in your life, and the Pink Hoodie Figure begins laughing and crying at the same time.
"Those are not the words," it says, "But it's touching that you're trying to make up for that faerie's evil deeds. You really must join my Anti-Recordnapping-Faerie Army!
A. Okay!
B. No! *attacks hooded figure*
C. Look, there's another faerie with your Eagles records! *runs*
D. *start singing "Downtown"*
E. Boy, you need a breath mint!
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Post by Lizica on Aug 28, 2008 23:48:16 GMT -5
A. (^-^)
Your first assignment in the Anti-Recordnapping-Faerie Army is to seek out a lost shipment of Eagles records. The truck should have arrived at its destination thirty years ago, but no one is sure what happened to it.
A. *gasp* Some terrible villainy has prevented this! We must hurry!
B. What...kind...of idiotic mission IS this?
C. That's it. I quit the army. T_T
D. Forget the mission--I'm going to become the new dictator of this Anti-Recordnapping-Faerie Army! >D Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha--*coughhackchoke*-a ha ha... >_> <_<
E. ALRIGHT, everyone. *detective-style, pulls out a blueprint of the area the missing truck was last seen* Let's think this through....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2008 14:39:06 GMT -5
A.
Pink Hoodie Figure, who happens to be in charge of all Who records, and has a framed Tommy record in her office, sends you to find the lost Eagles records. As you use your kewl robot rockets to fly to where the Anti-Recordnapping-Faerie Army suspects the Eagles records are hidden, you're attacked by evil Recordnapping Farie pirates that are covered in disease and smell like thrown up M&Ms!
A. OBLITERATE THE PIRATES WITH YOU LASERS.
B. Cry and go into fetal position.
C. Start singing Baba O'Riley, it worked before.
D. Use the Swiss Army Gun ou were assigned. STAB THEM WITH YOUR OVERSIZED CORKSCREW.
E. Run back to Pink Hoodie Figure and get a different asignment.
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Post by Birdy on Aug 30, 2008 21:51:33 GMT -5
((...Thrown-up M&Ms... If that's anything like thrown-up Skittles, I want no part of it. X-x. (And no, if you throw-up Skittles, it does not look like a rainbow. ))) B. Unfortunately, doing that deactivated you rockets and you're now falling at about a zillion miles per hour towards the ground, and you land.. A. ...in Tabloid Town! ... Where Birdy is being chased by a mob for burning down the 'bloids with her Asploding Fruitcakes while screeching about the Blue Screen of Death. o.o; B. Back at Pink Hoodie Figure's HQ. Wuh-oh. C. On the planet of the Apple Lollipops! D8 D. IN NEW YORK CITY?! 8O E. On the Lost Isle with all those cute giant mutant petpetpets! ^o^ Yay! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2008 8:43:15 GMT -5
B.
You land at Pink Hoodie's HQ, which happens to be a beautiful Art Deco skyscraper.
"You couldn't get the Eagles records? Shame. I'm afraid there must be consequences. Now I'm going to give ou something easier- one of the pirate faeries took my Who's Next record. Can you get it back for me? If not, we're going to have to let you go."
A. Totally! ;D
B...No....
C. Maybe. What will be my reward?
D. Start singing "My Generation", then pray that you can try again.
E. Do a song and dance routine.
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Post by Lizica on Aug 31, 2008 16:27:57 GMT -5
E.
As you start singing and dancing to "Put on Your Sunday Clothes," many other robots from the facility start dancing with you.
But the pink hoodie figure is not amused. She confiscates your Swiss Army Gun and shoves you and your motley crew of fellow robots out the door, telling you to just put a sock in it and find her Who record.
A. Scream and shout in protest!
B. Sing and dance in protest!
C. Alright, alright, FINE. <_< >_> ....To the WhoMobile!
D. Rocket up to the top of the building with the robots and do a full-city scan for the record pirate Faerie.
E. Go find a Broadway producer to help you make a musical featuring you and all your singing, dancing robot friends. =D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2008 16:39:53 GMT -5
C. NanananananananaNANA! As you drive around the city in the Whomobile, you find recornapping faeries that smell like thrown-up M&Ms and Skittles about to burninate the record you need to find! YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE HERE! A. Obliterate them.  B. Take the record. TAKE THE RECORD NAO. C. Dress up in a disguise and stealthily take the record. D. Do a song and dance routine that leads you to taking the record. E. Use your robot karate skillz to take the record. |
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Post by Birdy on Aug 31, 2008 19:57:32 GMT -5
E. Oh, no. When using your robot karate skillz, you broke the record! A. D8 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sob* B. YES! >D C. ... Can I have my lemon lollipop now? D. Start singing "Oops, I Did It Again". (or whatever that song's called. ) E. Get kidnapped by the recornapping faeries that smell like thrown-up M&Ms and Skittles. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2008 20:03:58 GMT -5
A.
You cry and sob- not only did you break a record, but you also lost your job.
A. Go to the record store and buy a new one.
B. Cry and scream and run in circles.
C. take out your anger on the faeries that smell like thrown-up M&Ms and Skittles.
D. Start singing 'Won't Get Fooled Again".
E. Run away.
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