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Post by Lizica on Aug 10, 2008 14:50:11 GMT -5
A. (Fahrenheit 451! Great book, that! ;D)
Fedora man is flattered! But then he puts down his tea and asks for the amulet back, because you still have it in your pocket and the amulet may help restore society to its senses (somehow or other).
A. Amulet? What amulet? <.< >.> ........More tea? 0=D
B. >D I'll give you back the amulet in return for your bag of lollipops!
C. I'll give you back your precious...if you can beat me in a game of wits. Riddles!
D. Aww, of course you can have it! =D ~<3
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2008 12:07:01 GMT -5
B.
Fedora dude Montag dude gives you the sack of lollipops!
Then he runs off with the amulet.
A. NAO I HAS LEMON LOLLYPOP!
B. Fedora dude! WAIT! TELL MORE STORIES!
C. I want the amulet back. ;__;
D. Give the lollipops to the Hooded people.
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Post by Lizica on Aug 12, 2008 19:32:48 GMT -5
B.
As you watch fedora man running off, you begin to pout about missing more stories. Feeling sorry for you, the hooded people hand you a pamphlet for a book club before heading out themselves.
A. Hmm...that sounds cool! To the book club mobile!
B. Hmm...that sounds--HEY, wait! Hooded people! Take me with you! *cling* :<
C. Crumple up the pamphlet and sit down to enjoy your bag of lollipops.
D. Start singing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing".
E. Leave and journey into the deep, dark woods, leaving a trail of lollipop sticks behind you so that you can find your way home.
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Post by Birdy on Aug 12, 2008 22:33:08 GMT -5
E.
Along the way, you come across the Big Bad Wolf! 8O Oh, no! What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!
A. ... Lollipop? =3 *offers the Big Bad Wolf a lollipop*
B. My Mommy said never to talk to strangers, mister Wolf, so I can't talk to you. Then keep on monologuing about this fact.
C. You're... YOU'RE HERE TO STEAL MY LEMON LOLLIPOP, AREN'T YOU?! *spazz*
D. ... Start singing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing".
E. Run screaming until you crash into a gingerbread house.
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Post by Jina on Aug 12, 2008 23:21:41 GMT -5
E.
After a very quick moment, you see that it is actually a gingernut house, which belongs to Jina. What do you do?
A. Say hello
B. Run
C. Launch a full scale war to clain the house
D. Knock on the door and say hello
E. Knock on the door, wait for Jina to answer, and say hello
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2008 8:01:34 GMT -5
D
As you start to listen in on the advanced technological techniques for burning someone, you begin to realize that some of the hobos behind him were changing.. as if taking off a costume...
A. =O its the weewoos! theres still conspiring against meh!
B. Your ALL really lemon lollipops?!?
C. Oh noes the secret organization of doctors if back!!
D. Haven't i seem you all somewhere before...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2008 8:19:22 GMT -5
B.
OMG THE HOBOS ARE LEMON LOLLIPOPS.
And the lemon lollpops take you to the planet of lemon lollipops to stop the war between the lemon lollipops and grape lollipops.
Meanwhile, Fedora Montag stands there wondering WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED. Then he runs off with the amulet again.
A. Ooohhh... a war! *grab popcorn*
B. OH NOES!
C. Aww... Fedora Montag dude is all alone now. *go be Fedora Montag's friend*
D. Start singing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' by The Who.
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Post by Lizica on Aug 19, 2008 16:33:53 GMT -5
B. First, you panic. Then, you A. Blink and stare around cluelessly, wondering what the heck is going on.  B. End the war between the lemon and grape lollipops by eating the entire population. C. Clobber the guy in "B." D. Try to negotiate peace between the two lollipop clans. E. Hijack the spaceship that brought you to the Planet of Lemon Lollipops. |
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Post by Annie on Aug 21, 2008 21:36:00 GMT -5
E.
You try to direct the spaceship towards Earth, but since your spaceship driving skills fail so much, you end up crash landing on the Planet of Apple Lollipops instead. So you...
A. Spaz because there is a dent in the spaceship. The paint will peel!
B. Visit the natives. There just might be a prophecy that states you're their destined ruler.
C. Sit down and drink some 2% milk. What else is there to do?
D. Attempt to fix the dent with gum and paperclips.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2008 20:30:14 GMT -5
D.
You succeed, although the result is rather hideous. The natives notice, and tap their feet in annoyance, sneering at the shoddy craftsmanship. In response, you...
A. Dump gum and paperclips all over them.
B. Blow them up.
C. Calmly board your ship and leave.
D. Screech, "WHAT, YOU CAN DO BETTER?!? THIS AIN'T EXTERIOR DESIGN, Y'KNOW!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2008 11:14:22 GMT -5
B.
Pretty asplosion. Myhtbusters would be proud.
So now you've destroyed all the apple lollipops. But now you're wanted for crimes against lollipopity. Should you...
A. Go on trial and admit you destroyed an entire flavor of lollipops.
B. RUN AWAY. GO ON THE SPACE SHIP AND JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT PLANET.
C. Fedora Montag dude was wanted for burninating someone. Friendship! YAY!
D. Krump in hopes that the lollipops will be distracted.
E. Eat the rest of the lollipops.
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Post by Birdy on Aug 24, 2008 11:16:34 GMT -5
A.
Oops. You made them mad. Now you're locked in their dungeons. ._. Yay?
A. Cry. (Hey, it's worked before!)
B. Start singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". (What, you were expecting "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"?)
C. Ask the guards "When are you going to let me out?" every five minutes.
D. Say, "I hafta go..." and look at the guards pleadingly. (Hey, this trick always works in the movies!)
E. Headwall a lot.
F. STEAL ALL TEH MARSHMELLOS! >D ... If you weren't trapped, that is. ._.
G. Sigh, and put your hands in your pockets where you find...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2008 11:31:11 GMT -5
G. You find... A MACGYVER MULTITOOL!A. Whittle away at the walls in the dungeon! B. Make a cellphone and call Fedora Montag! C. Use it as a toothpick! D. Hold papers together! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2008 20:20:28 GMT -5
A.
Ups. ._. They catch you as you whittle away, and begin stuffing you with marshmellos. You're about to asplode in five...pi...zayin...kappa...uno...
A. At least you lived a good life and will be reincarnated as the scandalous baby of a famous pilot.
B. OHCRUDWHYDIDICOMMITMURDER?!? (Thus, you will be reincarnated as an amoeba.)
C. You explode into oblivion.
D. Go to heaven.
E. Go to heck.
F. Go to Puff the Magic Dragon Land.
G. Eat pi. It makes for a shinier asplosion. =^______^=
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2008 9:51:16 GMT -5
D.
You appear in a majestic paradise in the sky, with ferrets and *gasp* OMG IT'S ORWELL AND HUXLEY AND THEY'RE PLAYING DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!
A. OMG! *join them*
B. Pet the ferrets
C.Stare at the escalator
D. Jump up and down on the pretty clouds
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