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Post by Kozma on Jul 18, 2013 16:32:15 GMT -5
If the little critters threw a party and invited all the woodland creatures, it is quite certain that the jungle animals would come and crash the party.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 18, 2013 18:15:20 GMT -5
If the jungle animals crashed the little critters' party, the circle of life would be thrown into chaos.
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Post by Lizica on Jul 22, 2013 15:28:35 GMT -5
If the circle of life was thrown into chaos, Simba might not have returned to Pride Rock.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 22, 2013 22:37:30 GMT -5
If Simba never returned to Pride Rock, Timon and Pumbaa would die with a decent bodyguard.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 22, 2013 23:39:54 GMT -5
If Timon and Pumbaa died with a decent bodyguard, then The Lion King would be the second best Disney film ever created in the history of mankind and beyond.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 23, 2013 0:05:18 GMT -5
If The Lion King was the second best Disney film ever created in the history of mankind and beyond... then Disney must have just come out with a really awesome movie I've never seen or heard of.
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Post by downrightdude on Jul 23, 2013 0:29:06 GMT -5
If Disney came out with a really awesome movie that I've never seen or heard of, then I am a turtle monster bent on total world destruction due to a personal tragedy that happened many years ago.
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Post by Yoyti on Jul 23, 2013 18:07:01 GMT -5
If you were a turtle monster bent on total world destruction due to a personal tragedy that happened many years ago, the government would order your destruction, and then fail at carrying those orders out, but happenstance would cause you to blow up anyway. Probably.
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Post by Pixie on Jul 24, 2013 23:51:38 GMT -5
If the complicated series of events detailed above happened, you would probably turn into a swarm of bees.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 25, 2013 0:19:34 GMT -5
If I turned into a swarm of bees, I would try to form myself into cartoon shapes (like that school from Finding Nemo )
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Post by Lizica on Sept 21, 2013 15:18:46 GMT -5
If you were a swarm of bees that formed cartoon shapes, eventually a father dragonfly (and a scatterbrained damselfly) would try to ask you how to get to Sydney.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 21:49:22 GMT -5
If a father dragonfly and scatterbrained damselfly asked some bees how to get to Sydney, then doctors would keep bug terrariums instead of fish tanks.
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Post by Jina on Mar 19, 2014 5:59:25 GMT -5
If doctors had bug terrariums instead of fishtanks, then Free Willy would have been a very different movie.
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Post by Coaster on Mar 19, 2014 9:00:49 GMT -5
If Free Willy was a very different movie, we'd all assume killer whales were actually killers.
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Post by Jina on Mar 19, 2014 9:51:04 GMT -5
If we assumed killer whales were actual killers, there would be a widespread global whale hunt.
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