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Post by Jina on Feb 13, 2013 12:39:26 GMT -5
If someone put it back on the charts, it would re-enter at number 1.
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Post by Coaster on Feb 13, 2013 14:40:58 GMT -5
If it re-entered the charts at number 1, whoever was number 2 would wreak vengeance.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2013 16:54:42 GMT -5
If whoever was at number 2 wrought vengeance, number 3 would wreak vengeance on number 2 for wreaking vengeance first.
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Post by Pixie on Mar 3, 2013 11:34:51 GMT -5
If number three wreaked vengeance on number two, then all the other numbers would be out of vengeance to wreak.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2013 18:22:09 GMT -5
If all the other numbers were out of vengeance to wreak, they would go have tea together instead.
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Post by Coaster on Mar 3, 2013 18:38:18 GMT -5
If numbers went out to have tea, they would have to get pi at the same time.
because pi goes very well with tea
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2013 15:24:39 GMT -5
If they had some pi, everyone would get a fair share of 3.14%.
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Post by Pixie on Mar 8, 2013 16:10:04 GMT -5
If everyone had 3.14%, then there be 31.8 non havoc-wreaking numbers gathered there.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2013 21:37:40 GMT -5
If there were 31.8 non-havoc wreaking numbers, the eight-tenths of a number would be mourning its forever lost other two tenths.
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Post by Yoyti on Mar 20, 2013 21:35:15 GMT -5
If eight tenths were mourning the loss of two tenths, mathematicians would mourn the lack of reduction to simplest terms. (Physicists, however, would be absolutely delighted.)
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Post by Coaster on Mar 20, 2013 22:40:59 GMT -5
If mathematicians mourned the lack of reduction to simplest terms while physicists were delighted, then my Mathematics professor would be proven right. (She said that decimal approximations are for middle school and applied science.)
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Post by Pixie on Mar 21, 2013 19:04:41 GMT -5
If Coaster's Math teacher was proven right, there would be a long lecture.
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Post by Coaster on Mar 21, 2013 19:12:16 GMT -5
If there was a long lecture by my Mathematics professor, there would be plenty of math comics scattered throughout (so as to counteract the boredom).
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 19:30:14 GMT -5
If there were math comics scattered throughout, someone would get inspired to make a math textbook where the numbers and signs talked and thus were less boring.
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Post by Pixie on Mar 31, 2013 11:39:24 GMT -5
If the math book had talking numbers and signs, then they would come to life and start eating homework.
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