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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Mar 14, 2007 10:40:58 GMT -5
*shamelessly ripped from the awesome Flash cartoon (http://www.mediagab.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1187)*
Right, the aim of the game is to see how long the Ulimate NTWF Showdown will last before a victor is undeniably found. The showdown can be entered by absolutely anything; NTWF'ers themselves, weapons thrown in (sporks, kunai, etc), characters from fads and crazes, including anime and TV shows...the possibilities are endless.
RULES
1)Once a character has entered into the Showdown, that's it - they'll either win and survive or lose and die. There IS no reincarnations unless the character themself is known to have moe than one life (examples: the Doctor, cat fursonas, etc).
2)Although this IS a battle to teh death, please keep it at PG-13. In other words, not too gory or graphic and, if possible, as cartoony and humorous as possible. It's meant to be a laugh, after all!
3)In regard to Rule 2, please try and refrain from just entering and killing the last person before you...in fact, no out-right defeating, period. This is a battle, not a slaughter...at least allow the other characters a chance to react and counterattack.
4)You don't have to be the owner/starter of the fad to enter it in the battle. However, NTWF'ers can only be entered by themselves. So, ninjas and pirates can be entered by all, but only Kat can enter herself, only Nick himself, etc.
...I think that's everything! Let's give it a try!
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TC the Ninja Chimp enters the Battle Arena, his nana-chuks, flailing wildly. "Who challeneges teh CHIMP?!"
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Post by Amneiger on Mar 14, 2007 14:11:06 GMT -5
Joe Bob the Level One Tourist enters the arena. "This isn't the hotel...Oh! Look, a chimp! I better take a picture!"
Joe Bob sets the flash on his camera to level 13, "Eye-blinding" and then takes a picture.
((Joe Bob is based off the Tourist class from Nethack, if you're wondering where I pulled him from.))
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Post by Goosh on Mar 14, 2007 14:24:10 GMT -5
Goosher jumps in and waves cutlass in the face of Joe!
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Post by Amneiger on Mar 14, 2007 14:28:35 GMT -5
Goosher jumps in and waves cutlass in the face of Joe! "Astounding! A native dance!" Joe Bob takes another picture, because otherwise nobody at home will believe him when he says he actually saw a NATIVE DANCE LOLZ. He has conveniently forgotten to turn down the flash to something less painful.
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Post by TC - Back From the Dead... on Mar 14, 2007 14:57:50 GMT -5
"I'm blind!" howled the ninja chimpanzee before catching himself. "Wait, I'll just hone in on my sense of hearing, listen for the camera flash aaaaand - BOOYAH!"
A Cymbal Shuriken darts from his hand, striking Joe Bob's camera with such force it shatters into a thousand pieces.
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Post by Amneiger on Mar 14, 2007 15:07:23 GMT -5
"I'm blind!" howled the ninja chimpanzee before catching himself. "Wait, I'll just hone in on my sense of hearing, listen for the camera flash aaaaand - BOOYAH!" A Cymbal Shuriken darts from his hand, striking Joe Bob's camera with such force it shatters into a thousand pieces. Joe Bob stared at his hands with astonishment. "No! My camera! Oh well, must have been an accident. Perhaps I shall be able to trade with this native for another one. Here, will these darts do?" Joe Bob throws a +2 dart at the ninja chimp.
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Post by Rider on Mar 14, 2007 16:27:10 GMT -5
"I'm blind!" howled the ninja chimpanzee before catching himself. "Wait, I'll just hone in on my sense of hearing, listen for the camera flash aaaaand - BOOYAH!" A Cymbal Shuriken darts from his hand, striking Joe Bob's camera with such force it shatters into a thousand pieces. Joe Bob stared at his hands with astonishment. "No! My camera! Oh well, must have been an accident. Perhaps I shall be able to trade with this native for another one. Here, will these darts do?" Joe Bob throws a +2 dart at the ninja chimp. [glow=red,2,300]A cannonball intercepts the dart in midair, causing a smoky, soot-filled explosion. Rider stands behind a cannon, whistling innocently.[/glow]
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Post by Amneiger on Mar 14, 2007 16:54:56 GMT -5
Joe Bob stared at his hands with astonishment. "No! My camera! Oh well, must have been an accident. Perhaps I shall be able to trade with this native for another one. Here, will these darts do?" Joe Bob throws a +2 dart at the ninja chimp. [glow=red,2,300]A cannonball intercepts the dart in midair, causing a smoky, soot-filled explosion. Rider stands behind a cannon, whistling innocently.[/glow] "Wow! A native women demonstrating the use of native artifacts! Can I buy it?" Joe Bob tosses some gold coins at Rider, but they land five feet to the left of her.
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Post by Rider on Mar 14, 2007 17:02:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]A cannonball intercepts the dart in midair, causing a smoky, soot-filled explosion. Rider stands behind a cannon, whistling innocently.[/glow] "Wow! A native women demonstrating the use of native artifacts! Can I buy it?" Joe Bob tosses some gold coins at Rider, but they land five feet to the left of her. [glow=red,2,300]"Ooooh, GOLD!" Rider dives for it. [/glow]
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Post by Goosh on Mar 14, 2007 17:05:08 GMT -5
Goosher wipes his eyes and blinks repeatedly. He smashes the flat of his cutlass against Joe's head, and lights the wick of Rider's cannon.
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Post by Draeroz on Mar 14, 2007 17:08:14 GMT -5
And down came JH atop of MechaZilla firing plasma beams at random direction, in which the crazed llama laughs hysterically to himself...
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Post by Goosh on Mar 14, 2007 17:11:37 GMT -5
Goosher takes a handy dandy wrench and, um, recalibrates the MechaZilla to go BOOM! "Boom!" The Mechazilla Booms in unison with the cannon.
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Post by Draeroz on Mar 14, 2007 17:17:25 GMT -5
JH falls flat on the floor after being thrown down from his MechaZilla, but of course, survived and he holds up a walkie talkie with a command full of authority, "Unleash the Rabbids!!"
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Post by Amneiger on Mar 14, 2007 17:18:43 GMT -5
"Oof!" says Joe Bob as Goosher hits him in the back of the head. He falls forward next to the just-fired cannon. "Look! The native woman accepted my gold! It's a sale!" He hefts the cannon under his arm. "Now I can participate in the legendary Native Dance of Terrible Weapony D00M!" Joe Bob puts a fresh cannonball into the cannon and lights the wick.
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Post by Goosh on Mar 14, 2007 17:21:45 GMT -5
Goosher leaps out of the way of a rogue cannonball, but he's fairly sure he's lost his hat. "Now I'm MAD!" Goosher charges at Joe, cutlass raised.
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