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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 19:45:21 GMT -5
 The old one was lame and Nataliana VIII decreed that a new one be made. Very wise, no? The Wise Lady Grand Duchess Ice Skater Nataliana VII has conjured up a list of rules to accompany this new, magnificent gift to mankind. RULES: - Chatspeak not only saves you from wasting your precious time typing out proper words, but it will also make you look "cool". - God-mode is okay because your character is superior. BUT not to Nataliana VVI who is blessed by a fairy and is thusforth better than everyone ever. - This is the internet, so proper Capitalization, speliling, and grammar are don't matter. - You're the best roleplayer here, so don't let other people try to direct the plot that you're entitled to... Unless it messes up Airy's important storyline, which she needs because she's the best character. - If you feel that someone isn't writing a character to their best ability, why not take control? They wont mind. They will thank you for writing their character so perfectly! =D - Do not make a single-sentence post killing off the entire cast. It is boring and Nataliana VII does not approve of boredom in her magnificent kingdom of gloriousness. Uhhhh... I think some of you are missing the point of the game. It's to carry on a lame RP, not to post spammy nonsense. We're imitating bad roleplays where people god-mode, mary-sue their way to victory, and take over characters/plot, not randomly spam garbage. XD Pretend that you're actually -trying-, just in a way an RPnoob only can. Remember that the goal of the game isn't to sabotoge it. XDXD Commence roleplaying! ------------------------------ nataliana VII (its roman SO COOL) had reigned over the kingdom of natalianopolis for aeons and aeons. for centuries she leaned over the balcony which had shiny bricks the color of camels (specifically the brown ones the color of sand, since camels like sand why else would they live there) and overlooked a vast expanse of roses. the roses had no thorns though because nataliana vii's empire was an empire where no one felt pain. it was the best empire in the history of human existance and possibly better than anything austrolopithecus afarensis could ever come up with. BUT NOW:::: there were evil camels lurking in the shadows ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ CAMELS THAT THREATENED THE PEACE |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 19:53:46 GMT -5
(Yay! I'm so glad this is back!)
then xandra came along and she had these big purple wings and sparkeths the camels but it didn't work so she go walk in a pretty garden instead.
xandra's eyes are sea-green and she got possessed by katriana as a little girl and that my friend is that
anyways xandra read some books and found out KATRIANA cOnTrOlLiNg the camlz! oh noes! so she tell nat vii
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 9, 2011 19:54:56 GMT -5
but nataliana's kingdom wuznt nearly as good at that of princes starmys. but her kingdum wuz in a super secret place, where no one could find it1 starmy was very mystrious but also very wize n she had the raident beuty of a thousend lovly suns, n she was also earthy's daughter, so every1 knew starmy would be the best person ever.
starmy was very sad when she learnd bout the camels but she knew the ultimete wepon that culd stop them all, n only she knew how to use it for she wuz teh chosen one1 she just had to find this ultra-powarful wepon to stop teh evul camels.
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Post by Dju on Jun 9, 2011 19:55:01 GMT -5
(ALL HAIL NATALIANA!  ) Yzma had finally done something right...or was it wrong? The gray kitty paced around her laboratory side to side, wondering about what she had done. "Our great Queen (Or is it Empress?) Nataliana VII won't be happy about this..." She squeaked to herself. "I 'accidentally' dropped camel potions all over my laboratory's shadows, who would've guessed evil shadow camels would show up from that bubbling pink puddle? "is this what I want for my life? Is this my life?" She asked herself once more. "Oh well...guess I'll have to assume the credit and become EVIL YZMA EMPRESS! MYAHAHAHAH!" |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 19:57:12 GMT -5
Katriana does NOT approve so yzma kitty let her control camels again, but then katriana possesses yzma kitty!
xandra decided to shelter all the Princesses in Altador until camel problem was over.
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Post by Lizzie on Jun 9, 2011 19:57:15 GMT -5
tybressa waz nataliana vii's bffl forevers, and also her uberawesome younger sister. she loved two glue thornz too all the roses in natalianopolis.
she was also best friends with teh camels
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 19:58:15 GMT -5
"'sssh camels don't b so noisee", sed elisabethe chrysanthemum eclaire, "you are not very good ninjas. i thought i traiened u well but i guess no one can be as good as a ninja as i am since i am the best ninja ever' "
elisabethe chrysanthemun eclaire was a master ninja warrior wizard, and she was her for revenge. years and years ago her great great gfreat great great grand=mothers' throne was stolen from her. steling is wrong and even though she grew up as an oprhan living on teh streets and stealing food like aladdin elisabethe knew that stealing was wrong. she was the rightfull heir and she should be ruling the kingdom and not the one who was currently ruling it so she had come to the kingdom of natalianopholise to take it back.
elisabethe always felt like she was special, and when the future-teller told her she was a princess she new it had to be true. the prophecy said she was destinied for great things, and how else could she be great if she was not a princess?!?
elisabethe hid in the shadows with the camels and waited for her moment..
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 19:59:38 GMT -5
Suddenly, xandra appeared to fight Katriana and possessed yzma kitty. she tried to spark Katriana and turn her into stone so Yzma could get free!
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Post by Dju on Jun 9, 2011 20:03:00 GMT -5
"What are you doing in my head?!" Yzma hissed at the faerie, it felt as if she was right next to her!
"I'm possessing you!" The faerie laughed, but she was dealing with the wrong kitty.
"Nuh uh, this is my evil plan and my chipmunk voice, SCRAM! GO BACK TO YOUR STORY!" Yzma kitty jumped on katriana's face, scratching her entirely! She felt the faerie leaving her body and then, standing in front of her.
"Seriously? Kitty possession?" Yzma asked incredulously. "Animal rights, dude. Animal rights." She sighed and threw a cow potion at Katriana, turning her into a cow. "NOW GO BACK TO YOUR BOOK!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 20:05:16 GMT -5
Katriana turned herself back into a faerie. "You'll pay 4 this!!!!" she screams and sparks at Xandra! but xandra's so perfect she dodged. Then she hugged Yzma all over crying with joy "the kitty is saved! yayz!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 20:05:18 GMT -5
nataliana looked down on mean tybressaa with her cherry-hued eyes (flecked with gold!!) even though tybressa went OH I AM JUST AWESOME. tybressa had an ego. she also had an id but not much of a superego. her id was rly rly big let's just leave it at that.
"Everyone flee!" She cried out, hunched over the balcony railing that gleamed in the milky amber light. Everyone culd hear her because Nataliana II had invented magic and ujnderstood integrals and limits which made her so smart her head exploded and she had to pass the kingdom on to Nataliana VII. TRAGIC ;~;
"The camels are on the horizon!" She continued. "They are approximating us!" and everyone ran away like shinji in evangelion. Tears of diamond welled up in her scarlet eyes, making them gleam like those big red buttons in labs your not supposed to press but press anyway because their pretty. *o* BUT ANYWAY she had to fight the camels with the power of love and her awesome energy saber spear
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 20:07:16 GMT -5
elisabethe got board of waiting so she crashed through a window. glass went everywhere. it sparkled and it was very pretty, catching the light and shining a million colors, the same colors as elisabethe's eyes. (they're rainbow eyes , btw.)
"prepare to meet you're doom!" elisabethe chrystanthemume eclaire shoutd. everyone in the room stopped to look at here. "i am here for my crowne!!!!"
hjer army of ninja camels charged in behind her. there was no way they would loose!
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 9, 2011 20:10:06 GMT -5
starmy knew that only she could save teh world1 so she cast a spell n she uddenly had big beutiful gorgous lavender fluffy feathery fairy wings that sparkled n culd never be damaged. n so she startd flying, knowing she must get the powerful artefact of destany. then she saw teh battle below and she said "oh no i have to help!". n so she flew down and shot big bolts of lightning at all of teh camels n at katriana.
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Post by Lizzie on Jun 9, 2011 20:11:18 GMT -5
tybressa luked up at mean old nataliana and screamed out over teh balonie, "I WANT MY CHOCOLATE PIEZ!1" her gigantyc brown eyez with golde streeks flashed angrily
every1 did her bidding because she waz better than mean old nataliana who btw was EVIL!!!11
she runned into the castel and hid in her roomz
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2011 20:12:07 GMT -5
suddnely lightening blotz started attacking the camels! "Oh no," cried elisabethe, tears welling up in her big beautiful eyes but not spilling because she wasn't a cry baby." the sky is breaking! my poor camels! "
she drew her kantana, eyes blazing, and shouted to the broken sky: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!
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