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Post by PFA on May 26, 2011 11:00:03 GMT -5
I randomly feel like doing one with AmysGames characters, so Once upon a time, Chishiki was frolicking in a field of flowers, on a sunny happy day outside the town.  ...What. But then they stopped when they saw a terrible sight… Darting off looks to be a masked person, holding the fair Sanori captive! Oh no!  ...What. ...What. quiet you guys, this is mad-libs Chishiki decides that it up to them to rescue Sanori from this wicked being! She always struck me as the type who can take care of herself, but... I guess? >_> But before Chishiki goes, they need allies. So they go back to the town and manage to get Yukai on their side to help retrieve Sanori!  Well, that makes sense!  Let's just go, okay? >_>; They grab their swords and are on their way! ... Swords? Cool! Let's go! But I don't know how to use a swo— quiet, mad-libs They find themselves at a cave, with Sanori tied up to a pole. Chishiki rushes forward to try to cut the bonds of the rope tying down Sanori, who just sits there sobbing. No I don't. >_> Yeah, I'm... pretty much as confused as you are. ',:/ Yukai also rushes in to help, but is apprehended by the villain. Which turns out to be… Avrum! Eep!  — you know what i'd let you say something avrum but i can't think of a way to write you evil that is remotely ic ... Mwahaha? Avrum laughs evilly, and a battle happens! But they thought that Avrum was their friend! Yukai decides that they’re possessed, and must end the enchantment! He's possessed! You have to stop him! D: Well this feels... somehow familiar. e_e; Chishiki decides to knock them out first, and so runs to find something! Avrum tries to stop them, but they’re apprehended by the might of Yukai! Hahaha! Fear the might of Yukai! How is this girl so strong?  ; believe me, this is as wat to me as it is to you Deciding it’s not safe to free Sanori just yet, Chishiki darts around into the cave. There, they find a magic wand glowing with power. So with their almighty might, Chishiki smashes the rod! Since when did I have "almighty might"? And isn't that a bit redundant? >_> quiet, mad-libs ...Is that your catchphrase or something? -_- maybe :U Avrum is released of their possession, and tries to end the fight! But unfortunately, Yukai manages to knock them out first. ! No, wait! This is all a big misunderstandi— *THUNK*  Yukai! D< Oops! Sorry! ^_^; But all is safe, and they’re able to free Sanori from their bonds! Sanori thanks them for saving her, and promises to pay them back someday. Yes, yes. Thank you. >_> *mumbles something in Japanese about being stronger next time* ... *exchange puzzled glances* The three of them carry Avrum back to town, and when they get there, they are regaled as heroes for the day! Almodine is awed by their victory—  You attacked Avrum? He was possessed! We had no choice! >__>; ... Avrum was possessed? ; I don't know, okay?! I— —and announces their desire to be just like the hero, Chishiki. ... Chishiki is pleased, and they become the best of friends from that day on! ...Huh? >_>; I mean, no offense, it's just... ...I have no idea what just happened. ; Mad-libs. :3 |
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 12, 2011 23:47:08 GMT -5
Azzie and I did some cooperative mad-libs. GLQ: A tired young Shadow yawned as they clutched their teddy bear and looked out the window at a bright star. Staring at the star, Shadow wished to be taken somewhere magical. Shadow: wait I have a teddy bear GLQ: Yup! :3 GLQ: As Shadow closed their eyes, there was a mystical light, and in through the window came… Why, none other than Guella, but with wings and pretty clothing! Guella had decided to grant their wish! Guella: Hiya! I can fly now! Shadow: Oh, hi.... this is weird ._. Guella: Butit's cool! =D GLQ: Shadow happily went with Guella, and before they knew it, they had flown into a magical kingdom! And there, Shadow found another friend, Datalia, who was running around the field catching magical butterflies! Datalia: Almost got it! Come on... *She lunges at one again.* Ha! Caught one! ...Wait, why am I here? Shadow: Butterflies! Can I eat them? Datalia: ...Why would you want to eat them? Uh... I guess if you catch one? ^^; GLQ: After letting them run around for some time, Guella took them aside and explained to them that a curse was threatening to envelop the land and eliminate the magicalness. Oh no! This was too much for Datalia, and they fainted. Datalia: I /what/? GLQ: *Knocks her out.* Datalia: ! *Faints.* Shadow: Hey, you okay? Uh....something's messing with the land? Guella: She'llbe fine! =D And uh-huh... GLQ: So Guella explained to Shadow that the only way to save the land was to go and fetch the magical urn, which was hidden somewhere in the most decrepit of lands, and likely heavily guarded! But Shadow agreed to the challenge! Shadow: *shrugs* I've seen worse. Sure. Guella: Yaaaay! =D Yergoin' on a journey! Azzie: ((oh goodness she's so cute)) GLQ: ((:3)) GLQ: The next day, Guella gave them two unicorns, gave Shadow a wand (saying that their wand might come in handy), and then set them off, waving and apologizing that they couldn’t come for whatever reason. Datalia: Well, she is just a kid... Shadow: Can't I just walk? ; I don't like riding Azzie: Aw, come on. Shadow: >_> *hops on* Datalia: And what if my horse starts galloping? =P GLQ: So they set off across the land, seeing wonderful places along the way! Wonderful places that they had to save! Datalia: This place is kinda strange. Pretty, though. Shadow: It does look kind of nice here. Datalia: You took the words out of my mouth. xD GLQ: (("Nice" is a verbal tic of hers. xD )) Azzie: ((XD Ooh.)) GLQ: They eventually found themselves in the decrepit land they were looking for, with a small but sturdy house set in the middle of the crater. This had to be the place where the urn was held! Datalia: We could try it... Shadow: This place.... *shivers* I guess we have to try. Datalia: We'll be fine. Hey, it might be fun. Shadow: I....suppose. *says nothing more* GLQ: They tried the door, but it was locked, so Shadow and Datalia crashed in, breaking the door down. Inside was a hermit, Argent. So they were hiding the urn! Shadow: Argent? What are you doing here? Argent: I was told there were rare old books in here! Haven't found them yet. Datalia: Regardless... GLQ: Shadow demanded that they give up the urn. Argent was infuriated at their entry and told them to get out. Shadow knew they wouldn’t give up their urn so easily! They had to fight! Shadow: ....Aw, come on, not again. Argent: Ah, but we must! Datalia: Well, I'm ready. *She pulls out her sword.* GLQ: Shadow charged and began to attack Argent, forgetting about the wand! But Argent was much stronger, and soon, they were in a gripping battle. Datalia: *Tries to find a good leading entry into the battle.* Argent: ....*flashbacks* Shadow: Just give us the urn so we can get out of here. Datalia: It would be easier that way... GLQ: As they fought, the wand clattered across the floor towards Datalia. Frightened, but afraid that Shadow would lose, Datalia shot the wand at Argent. Datalia: Ya-ha! Argent: What? Gah! GLQ: It worked! Argent fell into a deep sleep. Now it was time to search the house! And that they did! Datalia: Alright! Let's scour this house now. Argent: zzzzzzzzzzz Shadow: Right! *starts searching* GLQ: Except the urn wasn’t in the house. …Come to think of it, Argent never seemed to be hiding anything. Oops. Datalia: ...Huh... Well, that was a mistake. Shadow: ....He is so going to lock me out of the library. Datalia: There are more fun places than the library. Shadow: Maybe. But. Wonder where the urn really is. Datalia: Yeah. Just gotta look elsewhere. GLQ: As the pair headed outside, about to leave, Datalia decided to check something outside the house. So they did… And they found a trap door! There was something here! Datalia: Oh hey, found something! Shadow: Oh? Wonder what's down here. Datalia: One way to find out. GLQ: Descending into a tunnel, they walked around until they found themselves in a strange room, filled with symbols... And a large dusty urn! That was it! They found it! Datalia: Nice. :3 GLQ: ((Oh gosh, Datalia's smile. If it weren't for the scar.)) Shadow: So it is here! ((Aw.)) Datalia: Well, you can see it right there. =P Shadow: *examines* Yes. Datalia: Heh. Well, let's go back. GLQ: The pair trotted back, and they presented their findings to Guella. Guella was pleased, and a celebration was held! Guella: Ice cream for /everyone/! =D Shadow: Okay. :3 Ice cream's good. Datalia: What's ice cream? Shadow: It's cold milky stuff you eat. It's pretty good! Datalia: Huh. Well, might be fun to try. :3 GLQ: Guella also extended their blessings and allowed them to stay in the kingdom forever. Datalia eagerly took them up on the offer! Datalia: Wait, don't I have other things to do in my own universe? GLQ:NOPE! =D GLQ: But Shadow wanted to go home. So they started to go back… GLQ: Except the power of the urn protecting them from the curse also prevented them from leaving. But removing the urn would curse the land... Shadow: Wait, I can't stay here.... GLQ: But you haaaave to. :3 Guella: Youcan't curse the land again! D: GLQ: Oh well! Now Shadow could stay with their friends forever and ever, to the end of their days! Hooray! Shadow: ....oO(If we hadn't zapped Argent then MAYBE he'd help us out...) Ugh. Datalia: Hindsight sucks. Shadow: Yup. GLQ: Oh, but they did have to apologize to Argent, and fix their door... Well, hopefully they would like shinies and lots of company! It'd be more than enough to make up for a broken door! Datalia: So... Argent: What the blazes was that all about? DX
Shadow: I thought you were hiding something! Argent: ....Perhaps I don't need that book after all. Datalia: Hey, you were being defensive. Argent: I don't know why I did that. ._. Datalia: Well... GLQ: ~Lots of company! :3 ~ GLQ: The End! Azzie: Everything was great at Elementary School that day. It was Friday, and Principal Minerva couldn't wait for the weekend, where they would go on their first date with Harv. Minerva gathered up the papers scattered all over the desk when their phone rings. Harv: ...A what? Minerva: ....Who is this Harv person? Azzie: Sssh, just roll with it. :3 GLQ: You'll find out. ; ) Azzie: Minerva answers the phone. It's Mekino calling! Mekino has to go to the mall and dress up as Santa, and Minerva had to dress up as an elf! Minerva hangs up the phone, realizing that they planned their date with Harv on the same night they were supposed to get in costume with Mekino. Mekino: Why am I being forced into a costume? GLQ: Because mad-libs. Minerva: Me? An elf? ....Who are these people? Azzie: Forum-people. :3
Minerva: Oh, all right. Mekino: Who's Santa anyway? Minerva: You don't know who Santa is? Mekino: No. Minerva: Huh. Well, I'll have to tell you sometime. Azzie: Not now, though. :3 Later. GLQ: Yeah, it'd take too long. xD Azzie: The school day ended quickly and Minerva called a taxi, which was driven by Shadow. Minerva realized they knew Shadow, who had put on some holiday weight since they met last. Shadow boasts they now have 15 kittens on the car ride home. Shadow: Since when can I drive? And since when did I have kittens? Azzie: Since mad libs. Shadow: What? Azzie: I'll explain later GLQ: ((xDD)) Azzie: Minerva wonders what to do when they get a call from Harv. Harv won't be able to make it that night because s/he has to go to a charity event. Minerva complies, saying what a good person Harv is. GLQ: Harv? At a charity event? o_0 Harv: When's the next battle? GLQ: ... Minerva: Well, it is a good reason! Azzie: wait Azzie: ((*whacks brain*)) GLQ: Harv, what's the charity called? Harv: "The Organization for Complete Zombification". GLQ: I see... Azzie: Minerva goes to sleep, unaware of Fluffy watching them like the sparklepire he is. GLQ: Oh gosh... Fluffy: ...*Sniff... sniff...* Minerva: *dreams of a normal life* Fluffy: *Just watches.* .oO(I'm getting kinda hungry...) GLQ: SCENE CHANGE. Azzie: The next morning, Mekino picks up Minerva, already in costume. Minerva puts on their green outfit and pointed ears, and with goofy grins on their faces, they race to the mall. Mekino: ... Azzie: ((XDD)) Minerva: ....Well, I suppose it will be fun to see the little ones happy. *little grin* Mekino: When you put it that way, I suppose. Azzie: The event goes flawlessly. Mekino makes a very convincing Santa. After it's over, Minerva gets a call from Harv, rescheduling. Mekino: How? I've never met him. Minerva: *laughs* You were quite good for someone who doesn't know who Santa is! Mekino: I... see. Harv: This'll be great. I can show you my zombie army and discuss tactics. Minerva: Z-zombies? ; Harv: Yes. I'm a zombie general. Minerva: ....Well, that's very interesting, I suppose. Harv: Indeed, for mortals. Anyway, can't wait. Minerva: Indeed... ~THE END~ GLQ: One day, Shadow decided s/he was bored. There was nothing to do around the suburb, so s/he decided it was time to go on an adventure. Shadow got out their cell phone and called Argent to ask if there was any quest they could go on, or event Argent knew of that they could attend. Shadow: Or I could just go to the library- Azzie: Mad libs. :3 I'll explain later. GLQ: However, Starla answered the phone to say that Argent was out searching for a special metal for Ky. Starla: I still don't get what a "phone" is... GLQ: Mad-libs gives you that temporary knowledge. Shadow: How did you even get Argent's phone anyway ((I didn't even know either of them had one, so)) GLQ: ((She doesn't.)) Starla: ...I don't know. I must've been dazed... GLQ: Shadow decided s/he would go help out. Gathering supplies, Shadow set off for the cliffs where Argent had traveled off to. Shadow: *sighs* Better go get 'im. GLQ: On the way, Shadow ran into Analyr. Analyr warned that there were tremors in the area recently, and that the mines in the cliffs might be unstable. Analyr: Yeah, they didn't look very safe... Shadow: ....Oh great. GLQ: Concerned, Shadow hastened to find Argent and the cliffs. But when they got there… a mighty tremor hit! Shadow: Gah!
Argent: Oh dear.... GLQ: Shadow managed to avoid falling rocks by taking shelter nearby, but one of the entrances was covered with fallen rocks. Walking over, Shadow could hear Argent calling for help! Shadow did their best to move the rocks aside, but they just couldn't do all of it alone… Argent: Shadow? Is that you out there? Shadow: Ugh. Yes. And this is not working. GLQ: Just then, Starla, Analyr, and Harv showed up to help! With their combined efforts, they moved all of the rocks out of the way and freed Argent. Argent: Ah. Thank you, the lot of you! Starla: Analyr told me what was wrong with the mines. Harv: My army happened to pass. Starla: It was nothing. We're glad you're safe. GLQ: Argent had a pack full of rocks containing the metal Ky needed. Going back to the suburb, they met up with Ky. Analyr: That pack must be heavy... Argent: It is, rather.... Oh, hello, Ky. Here you are. These are rather heavy. Shadow: Why were you mining anyway GLQ: Ky rewarded them all with a very large, delicious meal and some crafted items of her own making. Shadow: FOOD! =D Argent: Well that was quite an adventure.... Starla: Oh, thank you. ^^ Analyr: Crafted items, you say? Harv: Thanks, but... That's not my type of cuisine. GLQ: What an adventure! Analyr: Indeed... We don't even have earthquakes on Erinn. Shadow: They're quite rare back on Neopia. Starla: I've felt much larger earthquakes... sadly... Argent: ....Are you all right? Starla: I'm fine. Just memories. I'll tell you about them later. GLQ: The End! |
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Post by PFA on Jul 13, 2011 15:57:21 GMT -5
Randomly feel like doing another AmysGames one. :U One day, Kesshin decided he was bored. There was nothing to do around the suburb, so he decided it was time to go on an adventure.  Where'd everyone go? Last time I was here, it was a blast... Kesshin got out their cell phone and called Yellow Lightning to ask if there was any quest they could go on, or event Yellow Lightning knew of that they could attend. Whoa whoa whoa, wait. Stop right there. Why would I have Yellow Lightning's phone number? >_> Does she even have a phone?yes, and quiet, mad-libs But— SHH However, Cap'n Merritt answered the phone to say that Yellow Lightning was out searching for a special metal for Ky. What the? What are you doing with Yellow's phone?  You really want the answer to that question?  And who's Ky, anyway? Uhh, I think she was some kind of dragon? ',:/ A quest from a dragon? Sweet! Count me in! Kesshin decided he would go help out. Gathering supplies, Kesshin set off for the cliffs where Yellow Lightning had traveled off to. Maybe if I hurry, I can get the metal before she does...On the way, Kesshin ran into Danny. Danny warned that there were tremors in the area recently, and that the mines in the cliffs might be unstable. So what are you doing up here?  Me? I came with my dad. Uh... okay. Concerned, Kesshin hastened to find Yellow Lightning and the cliffs. Wait, why would I— shh, mad-libs But when they got there… a mighty tremor hit! Whoa! Kesshin managed to avoid falling rocks by taking shelter nearby, but one of the entrances was covered with fallen rocks. Walking over, Kesshin could hear Yellow Lightning calling for help! Kesshin did their best to move the rocks aside, but they just couldn't do all of it alone… Okay, seriously, I have no reason to— dude, i rolled what i rolled :I She could probably get herself out if she wanted to!  Can you just shut up and hurry with the rescuing? Come on, maybe you'll go down in history as the first civilian to save a Niji Chikara. Urgh.Just then, Cap'n Merritt, Danny, and Ceresa showed up to help! Wait, you're here? Of course! I wouldn't miss out on good loot. ;D Hey, dad, I think someone's trapped in there! ... He's your dad? Of course he is! ...Well huh.  What am I even doing here? ; quiet, mad-libs With their combined efforts, they moved all of the rocks out of the way and freed Yellow Lightning. Finally. Talk about embarrassing. *sweeps hat off with a flourish* Always happy to help. ;D Dad... >_>; ...Ew. (At least she hasn't noticed me yet...)Yellow Lightning had a pack full of rocks containing the metal Ky needed. Going back to the suburb, they met up with Ky. Wait, you're the dragon? I was expecting something... bigger.  Hey! I'm plenty big enough! *Douses him with water* Ack—! *SPLOOSH* *sopping wet* Sorry, sorry! Wait, do I know this guy?Ky rewarded them all with a very large, delicious meal and some crafted items of her own making. Food! And loot? What more could a guy ask for! ;D Somehow I'm not sure I like where this is going... >_>; What an adventure! (Thanks to Tork for lending the Ky line, btw) |
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Post by Tracer Bullet, P.I. on Jul 24, 2011 13:45:19 GMT -5
Everything was great at Elementary School that day. It was Friday, and Principal Aika,  : Hee hee! I'mma principal! ...couldn't wait for the weekend, where she would go on her first date with Drachma.  : ...why me... : I...no. This right here, this doesn't happen. I'm leaving.  : ...hang on! Are you saying you don't want a date with me?  : Precisely.  : Listen, buster, I'll have you know that I'm pretty hot property! Boys beg me for a date, beg on their hands and knees! You don't turn down a date with the most eligible bachelorette in the skies! Come on, Romeo, let's get this over with!  : Huh? *glances beseechingly at TB*  :Sorry mang, mad-libs. My hooves are tied. : DDD Aika gathered up the papers scattered all over the desk when the phone rings. (the what? just go with it) Aika answers the phone. It's Fina calling! Fina has to go to the mall and dress up as Santa, and Aika had to dress up as an elf!  : Wait, what's Santa?  : A jolly elf who gives presents to children on Christmas day.  : Oh boy, that sounds like fun! : Here's his picture.  : *mindbreak* ...ohdear Aika hangs up the phone, realizing that she planned their date with Drachma on the same night she was supposed to get in costume with Fina.  : Oh well, sorry to hear it, best laid plans and all that. Well, bye!  : *STARE* : *sighs* FINE. The school day ended quickly and Aika called a taxi, which was driven by Flora.  : Hi! Hop on in!  : Er, are you sure you can drive this?  : Of course! I've played racecars with Luke before; it can't be much different than that, right? : *gropes desperately for seat belt* Aika realized she knew Flora, who had put on some holiday weight since they met last.  : Hey tubbo, been hitting the eggnog a bit too much lately?  : Hey! I'm a growing girl; I need to keep up with my meals. Flora boasts she now has 15 kittens on the car ride home.  : They are just the cutest things! ^__^ You should come see them sometime! There's Blackie, and Brownie, and Pinkie, and Whitie, although Luke keeps calling him Cracker for some reason...  : *clinging to seat* Watch the road, please. Aika wonders what to do when she get a call from Drachma. Drachma won't be able to make it that night because he has to go to a charity event. Aika complies, saying what a good person Drachma is. : Charity, right. So what is this 'charity' you're attending? : The Maritime Charity Support dinner. It's an organization that provides for the widows and orphans that sailors leave behind when they die at sea. I founded it in memory of Jack--they're expecting me to be there. : ...oh. Oh, I--I had no idea. Uh, yeah, you should definitely go to that, then. And...  I--I'm really proud of you for doing something like this. You're a good person, Cap'n. : ...Hrmph. *click*  : Drachma...*sniff*  Silly old geezer. Aika goes to sleep, unaware of Elizabeth ((waitwhatIhaven'tintroducedheryet))[/color] watching her like the sparklepire she is.  : Hee hee hee~ Sweet dreams, darling; I'm sure we'll meet again, very soon.  : *SNORE* The next morning, Fina picks up Aika, already in costume. Aika puts on her green outfit and pointed ears, and with goofy grins on their faces, they race to the mall. : This is going to be so much fun!  : I know! Think of all the adorable little children we'll get to meet today! *glee* The event goes flawlessly. Fina makes a very convincing Santa. : *in fem!Santa costume* Hee hee hee! Merry Christmas, everyone! Boys: *DROOL* After it's over, Aika gets a call from Drachma, rescheduling.  : *over phone* So I dunno, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Anyway, if you're free later... ...  Sure. Pick me up at 8, all right? See you, Cap'n! : ...Don't call me that anymore, okay? *click* THE END [/spoiler] |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2011 13:48:09 GMT -5
It was a cold, stormy night, but Xandra was braving the bitter weather regardless. After receiving a rather worried sounding phone call from Caylin, she was determined to reach her friend in order to provide comfort and reassurance.
Xandra: Er...what? What's a phone?
The moment Xandra stepped through the door of Caylin's house, Caylin came running towards them and wrapped them in a tight hug, sobbing. Xandra patted Caylin on the shoulder, and asked them what was wrong.
Caylin: I'm sure whatever it was, I could have handled it on my own, thank you very much!
Caylin was having difficulty speaking properly in her current state, but she managed to tell Xandra that Mima had stolen and eaten the cheesecake that Caylin had crafted so lovingly and left in the fridge for later. Xandra gasped, bringing a hand to her mouth. This was horrible news!
Xandra: Seriously?! Who even eats cheesecake in Altador? This makes no sense. *facepalm*
As if on cue, Mima then walked into the room, and greeted them as if nothing was wrong. This angered Xandra, who strode over to Mima and confronted her about the missing cheesecake.
Mima: Are you sure you're interrogating the right person?! I'm appalled, guys. I thought you would know the difference between Fiyeri and myself by now.
Xandra: Believe me, I know.
Caylin: *sigh*
Mima insisted that she knew nothing about the mysterious disappearing dessert, backing away from Xandra. Caylin shouted at her to stop, but Xandra's anger was getting the better of her, as she continued to approach Mima.
Xandra: Holy Miarra, Sae! What are you gonna make me do to her?!
Just as Xandra was about to attack, Katorcia walked into the room, holding a slice of cheesecake. Ignoring the looks of shock she promptly received, Katorcia asked what was going on and if it would kill them to keep it down.
Katorcia: What in the world...?
Caylin, overwhelmed by the events, promptly fainted. Xandra and Mima decided to make the most of the situation, and forced Katorcia to make another cheesecake for Caylin.
Xandra: THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! *facepalm*
Caylin: *puts hand on Xandra's shoulder* Mutual, Xandra. Mutual.
A few hours later, Caylin finally came to and looked around wearily. Katorcia stood before them, holding out a new, fresh cheesecake, and apologizing quietly. Caylin accepted the apology, and then they all sat and shared the new cake together in front of the fireplace, laughing together as though nothing had happened.
~the end~
Xandra: Well, finally! Once upon a time, Repleka was frolicking in a field of flowers, on a sunny happy day outside the town.
Repleka: Ugghhh. What is it with the excess sunlight...?!
But then they stopped when they saw a terrible sight… Darting off looks to be a masked person, holding the fair Saeryennan captive! Oh no! Repleka decides that it up to her to rescue Saeryennan from this wicked being!
Repleka: *grumble* *groan* ...Fine. If you MUST insist. But please, after this I need to get back to my workshop. Cut a Darkness Faerie some slack, why don't you...
But before Repleka goes, she needs allies. So she goes back to the town and manages to get Katya on her side to help retrieve Saeryennan! They grab their swords and are on their way!
Katya: What's a awwy?
Repleka: You paired me up with a toddler?! I heard that you had Xandra almost spark at Mima. *facepalm* Please, don't make me do this...
They find themselves at a cave, with Saeryennan tied up to a pole. Repleka rushes forward to try to cut the bonds of the rope tying down Saeryennan, who just sits there sobbing. Katya also rushes in to help, but is apprehended by the villain. Which turns out to be…Calphurnia!
Saeryennan: Why am I tied up?! What do you want from Altador?!
Calphurnia: What? I'm evil? No way!
Calphurnia laughs evilly, and a battle happens! But they thought that Calphurnia was their friend! Katya decides that she’s possessed, and must end the enchantment! Repleka decides to knock her out first, and so runs to find something! Calphurnia tries to stop her, but she’s apprehended by the might of Katya!
Repleka: Yeah, I think I'd better stop the sparkly thing. Only a crazy person sends babies on quests.
Calphurnia: *giggle* Storytelling is fun!
Katya: Yaaaay! I'm a hewo!
Deciding it’s not safe to free Saeryennan just yet, Repleka darts around into the cave. There, she finds a magic wand glowing with power. So with her almighty might, Repleka smashes the rod!
Repleka: I don't need any silly magic wand! *tosses it aside* I'll just use something I forged myself! *produces a magic amulet shaped somewhat like a computer mouse*
Calphurnia is released of her possession, and tries to end the fight! But unfortunately, Katya manages to knock her out first. But all is safe, and they’re able to free Saeryennan from her bonds! Saeryennan thanks them for saving her, and promises to pay them back someday.
Calphurnia: I was possessed? *faint*
Saeryennan: Thank you, Repleka. *polite curtsey*
The three of them carry Calphurnia back to town, and when they get there, they are regaled as heroes for the day! Fiyeri is awed by their victory, and announces their desire to be just like the hero, Repleka. Repleka is pleased, and they become the best of friends from that day on!
Repleka: Oh no. No no no no no. I've heard what Fiyeri is like -
Fiyeri: Repleka! Go find out what Sailuni's song is, so I can pick one that's better!
Once upon a time, there was a girl/boy who was locked away in an enchanted castle. His/her name was [character 1]. Every night, (s)he would walk up to the balcony and sing out his/her sorrows.
Then one day, by pure chance, the heroic [character 2] was walking along in search of the fabled Spark of Katakata, which his/her father had demanded (s)he bring to him, for he wanted to rule the world with it!
On his/her quest, [character 2] heard the enchanting voice of [character 1]. [character 2] immediately stopped in his/her tracks, for (s)he had never heard such a beautiful sound. (S)he instantly knew that (s)he had to find out what it was. So [character 2] quietly crept into the palace, when suddenly, the villainous [character 3] appeared out of nowhere!
"So..." chuckled [character 3] evilly. "You're after my singing prince(ss), right? RIGHT?!" [character 2] didn't know what to do, but then, (s)he looked up and saw [character 1] standing on a floor above. The look in his/her eyes told [character 2] that (s)he could defeat the wicked [character 3]!
Suddenly, [character 2] realized that the Spark of Katakata was the voice of [character 1]. [character 2]'s cunning father had set a trap for his daughter/son. [character 3] was the father's accomplice, keeping [character 1]'s voice safe, while [character 2] would hopefully run into a mythical seacatbunny and not return. For, as we all know, when a seacatbunny looks at you you must tend to the Tree of Cookie Bagels for all eternity.
Now that [character 2] knew this, (s)he had an idea. (S)he uttered the secret seacatbunny call, and a seacatbunny appeared right in from of him/her, looking directly into the eyes of [character 3]! So [character 3] got his/her comeuppance, and it turned (s)he was hypnotizing [character 2]'s father the whole time. So [character 1] and [character 2] became best friends forever, and they never saw a seacatbunny again. The end! |
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 13, 2011 20:47:00 GMT -5
Once upon a time, Amroppe was frolicking in a field of flowers, on a sunny happy day outside the town.  Well, I do like flowers. ^^ ...Wait, isn't it winter? Mad-libs. But then they stopped when they saw a terrible sight… Darting off looks to be a masked person, holding the fair Reina captive! Reina: Oh, come on. again?! I'm an assassin for crying out loud!Oh no! Amroppe decides that it up to them to rescue Reina from this wicked being! I have to stop them! Reina: ...I'll start freeing myself.But before Amroppe goes, they need allies. Yes, I can't really do that much except heal... Reina: Who wants to bet it won't be anyone who I will even know whatsoever? No one in their right mind who knows me would--So they go back to the town and manage to get Starla on their side to help retrieve Reina! Reina: WHAT?!Starla: *Sighs.* I don't like the sounds of this, but... They grab their swords and are on their way! Wait, swords? Can I even carry a sword? Here. Have a very tiny, miniature one. *Hands her a wimpy sword.* ...But... But I could cut myself on this. Or cut someone else with this on accident. And that would be just awful! D: Can't we approach them peacefully and ask why they-- Starla: I don't think so. Just stay behind me. I'll do the swordwork. ...But I don't want you to hurt anyone either. Starla: *Sighs.* I'm sorry Amroppe... But if it's like what happened to me a different time, we may have to. A different time meaning "a different mad-lib", Starla?They find themselves at a cave, with Reina tied up to a pole. Amroppe rushes forward to try to cut the bonds of the rope tying down Reina, who just sits there sobbing. Shouldn't Starla be doing this? Starla: Reina, are... *She looks bewildered.* I never expected to see you cry. Reina: I'm not! *She is, but appears more angry than anything.* And get away from me! Starla, could you help me cut her bonds? Starla: ... ...I don't know, this seems to be a good opportunity... *She seems shocked.* But Starla, you have to help! Starla: She's trying to kill me, right? This is a good opportunity to find out what's going on and try to get the truth from her. Reina: *Snorts.* The truth? Says the compulsive hypocritical liar that you are!Starla: What? I'm not a liar! Reina: There you go again. You always lie about something! That's all you do!Starla: Reina... *She starts walking closer.* I don't without good-- Starla also rushes in to help or not, but is apprehended by the villain. Which turns out to be… Eli! Starla: What? No... Eli: *Trots in, a large gun in his hand a malicious look in his eye. He is also now sporting a hat.* Looks like I have company. Reina: Wait, I was kidnapped by him?! I could've put a knife in him faster than he could even blink!Mad-libs. Eli: Heh. Your knife is definitely not faster than any my guns. Especially with how fast my tranquilizer worked in knocking you out. Starla: ...Wait a minute... Eli laughs evilly, and a battle happens! But they thought that Eli was their friend! Starla decides that they’re possessed, and must end the enchantment! Starla: How couldn't I see it before...? Reina: So wait, am I still drugged?Yup! Just the remnants left, though. Amroppe decides to knock them out first, and so runs to find something! But... What can I do? ...I guess I could look for something... Reina: Why did she even come along?Eli tries to stop them, but they’re apprehended by the might of Starla! Starla: *Gets between Eli, her sword out.* Don't you dare hurt Amroppe! I don't care whether you're possessed or not! Eli: ...Wait, who said I was possessed? Reina: Whatever. I'm just wondering why Starla's even bothering.*Starla gives a look to Reina before continuing to block Eli's way.* Deciding it’s not safe to free Reina just yet, Amroppe darts around into the cave. Starla: Just yet? I don't think it's safe to free her for a while...There, they find a magic wand glowing with power. So with their almighty might, Amroppe smashes the rod! ...What might? I don't know how, but I did it... You dropped it off a nearby cliff-side... In the cave? ^^; Mad-libs. Eli is released of their possession, and tries to end the fight! But unfortunately, Starla manages to knock them out first. Eli: *Takes off his hat.* Hey, hold it, I surr--! Starla: *Knocks him out with his sword.* Reina: Hey, Starla, he was surrendering.Starla: I don't-- Wait, he was... Reina: Good job, Starla. *She rolls her eyes.* Starla: I'm sorry, Eli... But all is safe, and they’re able to free Reina from their bonds! Starla: Wait, no! She'll-- *Tries to cut the ropes from behind.* Reina: Oh give it here. *She takes the wimpy sword from Amroppe and slowly cuts away at the ropes holding her.* Starla: !! We should take Eli back to town, now. *She throws him over her shoulder.* But Reina needs to be free-- Starla: She can catch up with me. ._. You should follow me now, Amroppe. *She starts heading off.* Reina: Hey, for once, Starla's being smart. Hey, be nice to her! She helped save you. Reina: I'm not going to be nice to that-- *She mutters something under her breath.* Reina thanks them for saving him/her, and promises to pay them back someday. Reina: Get out of my sight. I'm not paying you and you're not welcome. I'm just trying to be nice... Reina: Starla's right; you should just follow her. You know, limitedly. I'll go my own way. Well... Are you-- Reina: I'm not hurt. Now get out of here before I break free. *She sighs before finally floating away, following Starla.* The three two of them carry Eli back to town, and when they get there, they are regaled as heroes for the day! Townsfolk: You saved Eli! Hooray! But... But we also saved Reina... She deserves care too... Starla: I'd let it go, Amroppe.. ... Mekino is awed by their victory, and announces their desire to be just like the hero, Amroppe. Starla: o__0? Mekino: I do? Starla: *Remembers something and hides from Mekino.* Amroppe is pleased, and they become the best of friends from that day on! I don't mind being friends. ^^ Mekino: Even though I'm busy with the army... ...That reminds me... You shouldn't kill so many people... Mekino: ...And they all lived awkwardly ever after!The EndMan, that's probably one of my longest ones. xD |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2011 16:57:21 GMT -5
[/img] Yay! I'm in a story!As Naia closed her eyes, there was a mystical light, and in through the window came… Why, none other than Xandra, but with wings and pretty clothing! Xandra had decided to grant their wish! Naia happily went with Xandra, and before they knew it, they had flown into a magical kingdom! And there, Naia found another friend, Miriya, who was running around the field catching magical butterflies! ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/naia_standard.gif[/img] How fun!![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/xandra_standard.gif[/img] I don't know about the wings bit, but it's a nice story so far.![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/miri_standard.gif[/img] *giggles at the thought of herself chasing magical butterflies*After letting them run around for some time, Xandra took them aside and explained to them that a curse was threatening to envelop the land and eliminate the magicalness. Oh no! This was too much for Miriya, and she fainted. So Xandra explained to Naia that the only way to save the land was to go and fetch the magical urn, which was hidden somewhere in the most decrepit of lands, and likely heavily guarded! But Naia agreed to the challenge! The next day, Xandra gave them two unicorns, gave Naia a wand (saying that her wand might come in handy), and then set them off, waving and apologizing that she couldn’t come for whatever reason. ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/xandra_suspicious.gif[/img] Um...where did I get the unicorns? And why would I abandon Naia and Miriya to fight whatever was out there on their own? It's ridiculous.![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/miri_mad.gif[/img] Fainted?! Ha! I'm not a wimp!So they set off across the land, seeing wonderful places along the way! Wonderful places that they had to save! They eventually found themselves in the decrepit land they were looking for, with a small but sturdy house set in the middle of the crater. This had to be the place where the urn was held! They tried the door, but it was locked, so Naia and Miriya crashed in, breaking the door down. Inside was a hermit, Nyvenne. So she was hiding the urn! ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/nyvenne_what.gif[/img] Why me...?!Naia demanded that she give up the urn. Nyvenne was infuriated at their entry and told them to get out. Naia knew they wouldn’t give up their urn so easily! They had to fight! Naia charged and began to attack Nyvenne, forgetting about the wand! But Nyvenne was much stronger, and soon, they were in a gripping battle. As they fought, the wand clattered across the floor towards Miriya. Frightened, but afraid that Naia would lose, Miriya shot the wand at Nyvenne. ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/naia_what.gif[/img] Why am I fighting Nyvenne?!![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/nyvenne_what.gif[/img] Why am I fighting Naia?!It worked! Nyvenne fell into a deep sleep. Now it was time to search the house! And that they did! Except the urn wasn’t in the house. …Come to think of it, Nyvenne never seemed to be hiding anything. Oops. ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/naia_what.gif[/img] This is just horrible!As the pair headed outside, about to leave, Miriya decided to check something outside the house. So they did… And they found a trap door! There was something here! Descending into a tunnel, they walked around until they found themselves in a strange room, filled with symbols... And a large dusty urn! That was it! They found it! ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/naia_standard.gif[/img] Yay!The pair trotted back, and they presented their findings to Xandra. Xandra was pleased, and a celebration was held! Xandra also extended their blessings and allowed them to stay in the kingdom forever. Miriya eagerly took her up on the offer! But Naia wanted to go home. So she started to go back… ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/miri_insight.gif[/img] I'd want to go back. Repleka's at home, and I know she would miss me very much.Except the power of the urn protecting them from the curse also prevented them from leaving. But removing the urn would curse the land... ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/naia_what.gif[/img] No fair!![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/xandra_nervous.gif[/img] I wish life was fair as much as you do, young one.Oh well! Now Naia could stay with her friends forever and ever, to the end of her days! Hooray! ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/naia_standard.gif[/img] Yay!Oh, but she did have to apologize to Nyvenne, and fix her door... Well, hopefully she would like shinies and lots of company! It'd be more than enough to make up for a broken door! ![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/naia_standard.gif[/img] Thanks for the nice story.![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/xandra_suspicious.gif[/img] That made no sense at all...![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/miri_standard.gif[/img] I kind of liked it.![]() i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/prophetesszealitys/Character Smilies/nyvenne_what.gif[/img] I don't want to be the evil one ever again![/spoiler] |
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Post by Chloemew on Nov 19, 2011 10:46:33 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a boy who was locked away in an enchanted castle. His name was Byron. Every night, he would walk up to the balcony and sing out his sorrows. Oh Arceus not another one of these  ...can my song be about digging Then one day, by pure chance, the heroic Jupiter was walking along in search of the fabled Spark of Katakata, which his father had demanded he bring to him, for he wanted to rule the world with it! ...I don't have a father. And why would I walk when I'd much rather fly? On his quest, Jupiter heard the enchanting voice of Byron. Jupiter immediately stopped in his tracks, for he had never heard such a beautiful sound.  ...dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through~ What is that ghastly sound? He instantly knew that he had to find out what it was. So Jupiter quietly crept into the palace, when suddenly, the villainous Terra appeared out of nowhere! Uh- sir? What are you doing here?  I don't know, but I can assure you that this is a severe waste of my time. "So..." chuckled Terra evilly. "You're after my singing prince, right? RIGHT?!" Jupiter didn't know what to do, but then, he looked up and saw Byron standing on a floor above. The look in his eyes told Jupiter that he could defeat the wicked Terra! You can do it, weird robot bird parrot... thing!  ...are you some sort of mutated Chatot Oh, please. As Jupiter's superior he has no chance against me.  Why did I agree to this...Suddenly, Jupiter realized that the Spark of Katakata was the voice of Byron. Jupiter's cunning father had set a trap for his son. Terra was the father's accomplice, keeping Byron's voice safe, while Jupiter would hopefully run into a mythical seacatbunny and not return. For, as we all know, when a seacatbunny looks at you you must tend to the Tree of Cookie Bagels for all eternity. I... what?  COOKIE BAGELS Can we please get this nonsense over and done with? ((aw man now i'm craving cookies))Now that Jupiter knew this, he had an idea. He uttered the secret seacatbunny call, and a seacatbunny appeared right in from of him, looking directly into the eyes of Terra! So Terra got his comeuppance, and it turned he was hypnotizing Jupiter's father the whole time. So Byron and Jupiter became best friends forever, and they never saw a seacatbunny again. The end! Do you truly think such a ridiculous creature would have any effect on the leader of the Stardroids? Hm.  Whatever gets this finished, I suppose... Alright, now I can get back to digging! Do you know how to dig, Mr. Bird-Robot-Parrot-Thing? Don't be ridiculous. I hate being on the ground enough as it is, much less going even further down.  ... ...Oh. Then what about you, Mr. Big-Poofy-Green-H- If you don't get out of my sight right this instant I am going to kill you, human. ...Eep *frantically starts digging, soon disappearing in the hole* |
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Post by Elcie on Jan 4, 2012 23:06:44 GMT -5
Rolling a die to see which one to do! It iiiiiis..... [pretend there's a die here, only not, because I don't want to murder another poor innocent spoiler box] HOKAY SEVEN IT IS A tired young Blizzard yawned as she clutched her teddy bear and looked out the window at a bright star. Staring at the star, Blizzard wished to be taken somewhere magical. How am I clutching this teddy bear, exactly? In my mouth? With my tail? anyway, it's Blitz that has a teddy bear[glow=gray,2,300]SHUT UP BLIZ.[/glow] heehee.As Blizzard closed her eyes, there was a mystical light, and in through the window came… Why, none other than John, but with wings and pretty clothing! um... this is a little... awkward...John had decided to grant her wish! Blizzard happily went with John, and before they knew it, they had flown into a magical kingdom! And there, Blizzard found another friend, the Emissary, who was running around the field catching magical butterflies! what
why am i catching magical butterflies
am i aiding my master in their ultimate destruction
this is so pointlessAfter letting them run around for some time, John took them aside and explained to them that a curse was threatening to envelop the land and eliminate the magicalness. Oh no! This was too much for the Emissary, and he fainted. So John explained to Blizzard that the only way to save the land was to go and fetch the magical urn, which was hidden somewhere in the most decrepit of lands, and likely heavily guarded! But Blizzard agreed to the challenge! The next day, John gave them two unicorns, gave Blizzard a wand (saying that their wand might come in handy), and then set them off, waving and apologizing that he couldn’t come for whatever reason. hey! why can't i go on the epic quest? it sounds kind of fun, even if i have to wear this silly outfit...
How do I carry this wand?!
i am the emissary
i do not faint
So they set off across the land, seeing wonderful places along the way! Wonderful places that they had to save! They eventually found themselves in the decrepit land they were looking for, with a small but sturdy house set in the middle of the crater. This had to be the place where the urn was held! They tried the door, but it was locked, so Blizzard and the Emissary crashed in, breaking the door down.
Because I'm a Petpet, he can just use his awesome glowy green powers to do that~
sure whatever
Inside was a hermit, Alerid. So he was hiding the urn!
Blizzard demanded that he give up the urn. Alerid was infuriated at their entry and told them to get out. Blizzard knew he wouldn’t give up his urn so easily! They had to fight!
Blizzard charged and began to attack Alerid, forgetting about the wand! But Alerid was much stronger, and soon, they were in a gripping battle.
Alerid: Oh no, a little white cat. I am SO scared.
Stop being sarcastic! I'm totally dangerous!
As they fought, the wand clattered across the floor towards the Emissary. Frightened, but afraid that Blizzard would lose, the Emissary shot the wand at Alerid.
or i could just
utterly destroy him with the power of the Green Sun
but whatever
It worked! Alerid fell into a deep sleep. Now it was time to search the house! And that they did!
Except the urn wasn’t in the house. …Come to think of it, Alerid never seemed to be hiding anything. Oops.
Sherieth: Hey, Alerid, I'm h-- hey, why are you taking a nap on the floor? And who destroyed our door?! Ooh, they are SO in for it!
As the pair headed outside, about to leave, the Emissary decided to check something outside the house. So he did… And he found a trap door! There was something here! Descending into a tunnel, they walked around until they found themselves in a strange room, filled with symbols... And a large dusty urn! That was it! They found it!
The pair trotted back, and they presented their findings to John. John was pleased, and a celebration was held! John also extended their blessings and allowed them to stay in the kingdom forever. The Emissary eagerly took him up on the offer!
yay dave!
i am not dave strider!
But Blizzard wanted to go home. So she started to go back…
Except the power of the urn protecting them from the curse also prevented them from leaving. But removing the urn would curse the land...
Oh well! Now Blizzard could stay with her friends forever and ever, to the end of her days! Hooray!
You mean I have to stay with I-am-not-Dave over here and a weird kid wearing fairy wings?! Noooo!
hey, bliz, that's not fair, i didn't ask to wear this!
Oh, but they did have to apologize to Alerid, and fix his door... Well, hopefully he would like shinies and lots of company! It'd be more than enough to make up for a broken door!
Alerid: Please. Go. Away.
Sherieth: Not yet you don't! You are paying for every cent of that door you wrecked, you two! >(
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 13, 2013 22:19:25 GMT -5
Filling in #9: Once upon a time, there was a girl...bot who was locked away in an enchanted castle. Her name was Amroppe. Every night, she would walk up to the balcony and sing out her sorrows. : Can I even sing? ...Sure, why not. : Well then... *Whirrs.* ~I wish I weren't kept from others...~ Wait, can't I just float out of here? Psychological meddling? Or mad libs. Next part of story. Then one day, by pure chance, the heroic Harv was walking along in-- Harv: Wait, I've never been considered a hero. Mad libs. Don't interrupt. ...In search of the fabled Spark of Katakata, which his father had demanded she bring to him, for he wanted to rule the world with it! Harv: ...I don't even know who my father is. I lost my memory of my parents during zombification. Quiet, mad libs. Harv: That said, if I could rule the world with it... On his quest, Harv heard the enchanting voice of Amroppe. Harv immediately stopped in his tracks, for he had never heard such a beautiful sound. He instantly knew that he had to find out what it was. Harv: What is that incessant whirring sound? So Harv quietly crept into the palace, when suddenly, the villainous Reina appeared out of nowhere! "So..." chuckled Reina evilly. "You're after my singing princess, right? RIGHT?!" Reina: ...Why on earth would I want a singing princess?To make your day oh so brighter with her lovely tunes? Reina: *Glares.* Harv didn't know what to do, but then, he looked up and saw Amroppe standing on a floor above. The look in her eyes told Harv that he could defeat the wicked Reina! Harv: Of course I could. I'm a zombie general. And if not, it'll be a good battle. Reina: Yeah, maybe you could if you weren't dealing with an assassin. Suddenly, Harv realized that the Spark of Katakata was the voice of Amroppe. : *Accidentally sparks at her mouth while she's singing.* *Covers her mouth.* I'm not used to this... Harv's cunning father had set a trap for his son. Harv: I suppose he wouldn't approve of me aiding zombie armies in scavenging for disposable human life. Reina was the father's accomplice, keeping Amroppe's voice safe, while Harv would hopefully run into a mythical seacatbunny and not return. For, as we all know, when a seacatbunny looks at you you must tend to the Tree of Cookie Bagels for all eternity. Harv: That sounds... horrendous, actually. Now that Harv knew this, he had an idea. Harv: I call my army to destroy Reina and find out what about Amroppe can be used to rule the world, and the army can deal with the seacatbunny and bring it down or zombify it for our own cause. No... Not quite. He uttered the secret seacatbunny call, and a seacatbunny appeared right in from of him, looking directly into the eyes of Reina! Reina: Of all the things I didn't cover... Well, no one can force me to tend that stupid tre-- *Teleported.* So Reina got her comeuppance, and it turned she was hypnotizing Harv's father the whole time. Reina: I'm really not into the whole hypnosis deal...Harv: You know, if my father is still alive, I wouldn't put it past him to do this without brainwashing if he knew what I was doing. Do you care? Harv: No. So Amroppe and Harv became best friends forever, and they never saw a seacatbunny again. Harv: Good, because that's still horrifying even for me. Even if it was pretty simple to defeat. : ...You shouldn't kill others... Harv: … The end! Filling out Mad Lib #7: A tired young Eli yawned as they clutched their teddy bear and looked out the window at a bright star. Staring at the star, Eli wished to be taken somewhere magical.
Eli: ...I really don't. I'm fine where I am.
You're not even going to protest having a teddy bear?
Eli: I stopped protesting to that kind of thing long ago.
As Eli closed their eyes, there was a mystical light, and in through the window came… Why, none other than Kalina, but with wings and pretty clothing!
Kalina: ...What.
You're such a pretty fairy~. =D
Kalina: Don't patronize me.
Kalina had decided to grant their wish! Eli happily went with Kalina, and before they knew it, they had flown into a magical kingdom!
Eli: Is it really any more magical than the Taco? I mean, really?
And there, Eli found another friend, Reina, who was running around the field catching magical butterflies!
Eli: Oh hey Reina, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.
Reina: ...You say a word about this and I'll slit your throat.
Eli: No one to say a word about it to. This is just fun to watch.
After letting them run around for some time, Kalina took them aside...
Kalina: Reina, stop trying to kill him, he's not worth it.
...And explained to them that a curse was threatening to envelop the land and eliminate the magicalness. Oh no!
Eli: Would this be a bad thing?
This was too much for Reina, and they fainted.
Eli: ...Pretty sure this isn't a bad thing.
Kalina: Actually, it is bad. Shadows are sustained by magic. Without enough in this world, all Shadows will eventually cease to exist.
Eli: ...Oh.
So Kalina explained to Eli that the only way to save the land was to go and fetch the magical urn, which was hidden somewhere in the most decrepit of lands, and likely heavily guarded!
Kalina: ...Really? Our survival depends upon an urn?
But Eli agreed to the challenge!
Eli: Gives me something to do anyway.
The next day, Kalina gave them two unicorns, gave Eli a wand (saying that their wand might come in handy), and then set them off, waving and apologizing that they couldn’t come for whatever reason.
Kalina: Why can't I come? This is kind of important.
Oh, you can still oversee it.
Kalina: It's not the same.
So they set off across the land, seeing wonderful places along the way! Wonderful places that they had to save! They eventually found themselves in the decrepit land they were looking for, with a small but sturdy house set in the middle of the crater.
Reina: Who would choose to live there?
Eli: I wouldn't put it past you, actually.
This had to be the place where the urn was held! They tried the door, but it was locked, so Eli and Reina crashed in, breaking the door down. Inside was a hermit, Tim. So they were hiding the urn!
Tim: Hey, that's my door! What are you doing?!
Eli: We're here for the urn. We're pretty sure you have it. Honestly, it kind of makes sense, seeing how--
Tim: You need to get out of here. Don't you know what day it is?
Eli: Hand over the urn, and we'll leave you alone.
Eli demanded that they give up the urn. Tim was infuriated at their entry and told them to get out. Eli knew they wouldn’t give up their urn so easily! They had to fight!
Tim: Hey now, I don't want to fight you, I just want you to leave.
Eli: We... can't! Seriously, I think if I don't, either Kalina or madam crazy here will kill me or something.
Eli charged and began to attack Tim, forgetting about the wand! But Tim was much stronger, and soon, they were in a gripping battle.
Eli: Why am I fighting someone like you hand to hand?
Because mad libs.
As they fought, the wand clattered across the floor towards Reina. Frightened, but afraid that Eli would lose, Reina shot the wand at Tim.
Reina: I think we got our roles mixed up here...
It worked! Tim fell into a deep sleep. Now it was time to search the house! And that they did!
Except the urn wasn’t in the house. …Come to think of it, Tim never seemed to be hiding anything. Oops.
Reina: ...You have got to be kidding me.
Eli: Come on, let's go before he wakes up and it gets too dark.
As the pair headed outside, about to leave, Reina decided to check something outside the house. So they did… And they found a trap door! There was something here! Descending into a tunnel, they walked around until they found themselves in a strange room, filled with symbols... And a large dusty urn! That was it! They found it!
Reina: Finally. Sheesh.
Eli: ...What was he planning to do with this?
Reina: It doesn't matter now. Let's get it back.
The pair trotted back, and they presented their findings to Kalina. Kalina was pleased, and a celebration was held!
Eli: A “hooray, no extinction for us” celebration?
It IS a good reason to celebrate.
Eli: Yeah, true, very true.
Kalina also extended their blessings and allowed them to stay in the kingdom forever. Reina eagerly took them up on the offer!
Reina: Woah woah wait a minute, I'm on a mission! I can't stay until it's done!
~Too bad.~ =D *Dodges the throwing knife.*
But Eli wanted to go home.
Eli: Honestly, this place isn't for me.
So they started to go back…
Except the power of the urn protecting them from the curse also prevented them from leaving. But removing the urn would curse the land...
Eli: Oh no, you can't be serious...
Oh well! Now Eli could stay with their friends forever and ever, to the end of their days! Hooray!
Eli: You can't be serious! I don't wanna stay with these people!
Oh, but they did have to apologize to Tim, and fix their door... Well, hopefully they would like shinies and lots of company! It'd be more than enough to make up for a broken door!
Eli: Hey, uh, sorry about before, Tim. Do you want me to--
*There is a terrifying growl heard from inside.*
Eli: ….Neeeeeeevermind, I'll come back much much later. ._. *Runs away!*
~The End~ |
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Post by PFA on Jan 20, 2015 21:20:29 GMT -5
Yo hey I wrote a new madlib Murder Mystery It was a lovely day in Taco City, with the sun shining brightly and birds singing cheerfully. But then, all of the sudden, tragedy struck—(character 1) was found dead in the middle of town square! Oh no!
(character 2), realizing there was trouble afoot, immediately went on the search for clues. Recruiting (character 3) and (character 4) as investigative partners, they hurried off together to the scene of the crime!
While searching (character 1)'s body, (character 2) found something strange: the killer had left behind a note, warning anyone who dared come after them that they too would meet an inevitable death. Unnerved, but not deterred, (character 2) pressed onward.
However, while their back was turned, (character 3) and (character 4) came up behind (character 2), restraining them. (character 2) gasped—the people they'd recruited as investigative partners were actually the killers!
(character 3) pulled out a knife, going in for the kill, but (character 2) was narrowly able to escape their captors' grasp. (character 2) fled for safety, calling the police. But before they could give any useful information, (character 3) and (character 4) caught up with them, knocking the cell phone out of (character 2)'s hand and smashing it to the ground. (character 2) gasped, and the struggle began!
(character 2) fought bravely against their attackers, but since it was two against one—not to mention that (character 3) was armed—(character 2) was at a clear disadvantage. Before long, (character 2) was pinned against the wall, and things were looking bleak... but then, just in the nick of time, Officer (character 5) showed up to save the day!
(character 5) apprehended the villains, having them arrested for assault and suspected murder. (character 2) thanked (character 5) vivaciously for saving their life, asking how they were able to find them. (character 5) explained that they had received (character 2)'s call, and were able to put the pieces together and find them at the scene of the crime.
And so, with (character 3) and (character 4) behind bars, Taco City was safe once again, thanks to work of our brave heroes, (character 2) and (character 5)! |
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Feb 16, 2015 15:34:23 GMT -5
Filling out PFA new madlib! Character 1: 1-12 Rockwell Character 2: 1-12 Swash Character 3: 1-12 Calli Character 4: 1-12 Min Character 5: 1-12 Cochin Murder Mystery It was a lovely day in Taco City, with the sun shining brightly and birds singing cheerfully. But then, all of the sudden, tragedy struck—Rockwell was found dead in the middle of town square! Oh no!
Swash, realizing there was trouble afoot, immediately went on the search for clues. Recruiting Calli and Min as investigative partners, they hurried off together to the scene of the crime!
While searching Rockwell's body, Swash found something strange: the killer had left behind a note, warning anyone who dared come after them that they too would meet an inevitable death. Unnerved, but not deterred, Swash pressed onward.
However, while their back was turned, Calli and Min came up behind Swash, restraining them. Swash gasped—the people they'd recruited as investigative partners were actually the killers!
Calli pulled out a knife, going in for the kill, but Swash was narrowly able to escape their captors' grasp. Swash fled for safety, calling the police. But before they could give any useful information, Calli and Min caught up with them, knocking the cell phone out of Swash's hand and smashing it to the ground. Swash gasped, and the struggle began!
Swash fought bravely against their attackers, but since it was two against one—not to mention that Calli was armed—Swash was at a clear disadvantage. Before long, Swash was pinned against the wall, and things were looking bleak... but then, just in the nick of time, Officer Cochin showed up to save the day!
Cochin apprehended the villains, having them arrested for assault and suspected murder. Swash thanked Cochin vivaciously for saving their life, asking how they were able to find them. Cochin explained that they had received Swash's call, and were able to put the pieces together and find them at the scene of the crime.
And so, with Calli and Min behind bars, Taco City was safe once again, thanks to work of our brave heroes, Swash and Cochin! |
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