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Post by Rider on Dec 20, 2009 23:57:21 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]What's this? A legitimate excuse for Rider to be a moron? It truly is the most wonderful time of the year! *warbles* have yourself a steampunk little Christmas... *dragged off the stage with a clockwork cane*
No, really, post 'em if you've got 'em. [/glow]
On the first day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: A crazy phoenix in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: FIVE MOTORBIKES! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Six security lolcats, five motorbikes! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Seven Komodos shouting, six security lolcats, five motorbikes! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Eight 'shippers 'shipping, seven Komodos shouting, six security lolcats, five motorbikes! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Nine zombies dancing, eight 'shippers 'shipping, seven Komodos shouting, six security lolcats, five motorbikes! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Ten clockwork kiwis, nine zombies dancing, eight 'shippers 'shipping, seven Komodos shouting, six security lolcats, five motorbikes! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Eleven sparkling Yurbles, ten clockwork kiwis, nine zombies dancing, eight 'shippers 'shipping, seven Komodos shouting, six security lolcats, five motorbikes! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Guildsmen gave to me: Twelve eldritch horrors, eleven sparkling Yurbles, ten clockwork kiwis, nine zombies dancing, eight 'shippers 'shipping, seven Komodos shouting, six security lolcats, five motorbikes! Four horsemen, three bird-not-birds, two rampaging rocs and a crazy phoenix in a pear treeeeeee!
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Post by Strife on Dec 21, 2009 6:05:52 GMT -5
*clears throat*
Iiiiiii'm dreeeaming of a Whiiiiiiiiite Weewooooo
Just like the onnnnne I used to knoooooooow
Uhh... I can't remember how the rest of the song goes, so that's it so far. xD; Feel free to expand.
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Post by Fraze on Dec 21, 2009 13:31:14 GMT -5
*clears throat* Iiiiiii'm dreeeaming of a Whiiiiiiiiite Weewooooo Just like the onnnnne I used to knoooooooow Uhh... I can't remember how the rest of the song goes, so that's it so far. xD; Feel free to expand. Where the mainmast glistens And weasels listen To hear shinies in the vault I'm dreaming of a White Weewoo With every Guild War post I write May your Underdeep be evil and dark And may all your Weewoos be White How's that? |
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Post by Strife on Dec 21, 2009 14:39:00 GMT -5
*clears throat* Iiiiiii'm dreeeaming of a Whiiiiiiiiite Weewooooo Just like the onnnnne I used to knoooooooow Uhh... I can't remember how the rest of the song goes, so that's it so far. xD; Feel free to expand. Where the mainmast glistens And weasels listen To hear shinies in the vault I'm dreaming of a White Weewoo With every Guild War post I write May your Underdeep be evil and dark And may all your Weewoos be White How's that? Excellent Frazing there! ^_^ You're a natural at it. |
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Post by Rider on Dec 21, 2009 18:43:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]XDDDD You boys rock.
Joy to the world, the mercs burned down!
And then their choppa crashed!
*smack'd* x_o
What I meant to say is:
Nasue got run over by a steambike
Walking home from Merpo's, Christmas Eve.
You could say there's no such thing as the Commander
But as for me and Hunty, we believe.[/glow]
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Post by Nasuella on Dec 21, 2009 18:58:36 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]What I meant to say is: Nasue got run over by a steambike Walking home from Merpo's, Christmas Eve. You could say there's no such thing as the Commander But as for me and Hunty, we believe.[/glow] You do realise this deserves payback, right? Down in the White Weewoo Rider was drinking rum
Celebrating Christmas and another day done
When Nasue busted in, nearly scared her half to death
Had a dagger in her hands and diet cola on her breath
From her ears to her tail she was covered in fire
Like a small blue furry disgruntled mecha pilot prior(Hey, I just wanted something that rhymed, shut up!) And she smiled as she said with a twinkle in her eye,"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"The night Nasue went crazy
The night the coati went insane
Realised she'd been getting a [EDIT] deal
Something must have finally snapped in her brain(DISCLAIMER: This has nothing to do with events in GW3. If anything, Cele or Rikku might be more appropriate for the song, but I just wanted payback, so hey. SECOND DISCLAIMER: It's all in good fun. XD) |
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Post by Celestial on Dec 21, 2009 19:25:10 GMT -5
Shiva the demon horsie
Had a very odd appetite
And if you ever knew him
You would also know his bite.
All of the other guilders
Used to run away and laugh.
They never let old Shiva
Come near all the staff.
Then one bloody GW3
Rider dared to say
"Shiva, with your evil ways,
Won't you stop the end of days?"
And Shiva looked at Rider oddly
As he replied tactfully
"Rider the insane human
Get you own crewman"
...Well, why can't we use Shiva to fight the Underdeep? >> (Also, I'm sorry if this does not match the rhythm, I can't exactly write high quality songs past midnight.)
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 21, 2009 19:42:24 GMT -5
Hark the Herald Weasels Si-ing
Guild Wars Three's just beginning!
Strife on earth, the Underdeep's wild,
That gem queen's pregnant with Rane's child.
Rikku and Celestial got controlled
So did Sev 'til he explode(ed)
Now the ninjas fight one mage!
Ikkin is in a burning rage.
Hark the herald weasels sing,
Guild Wars Three's just beginning!
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Post by Draco on Dec 21, 2009 19:49:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] What I meant to say is: Nasue got run over by a steambike Walking home from Merpo's, Christmas Eve. You could say there's no such thing as the Commander But as for me and Hunty, we believe.[/glow] I've been playing around with that song since last night  I just couldn't figure out everything right ^^; That one is at least better then the one I was thinking. |
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Post by Rikku on Dec 22, 2009 1:12:02 GMT -5
Make war ye merry guildmembers
No one stands in your way;
The Mercs' base has long since blown up
And it's nearly Doomsday;
Please save us from the Underdeep
Or at least join the fray,
O tidings of conflict and war,
Conflict and war,
O tidings of conflict and war.
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Post by Rider on Dec 22, 2009 14:48:31 GMT -5
...Well, why can't we use Shiva to fight the Underdeep? >> (Also, I'm sorry if this does not match the rhythm, I can't exactly write high quality songs past midnight.) [glow=red,2,300]Amazing. Someone wrote that one and it's not about my font. I think this is the first year this has happened. XD Shiva's a demon, but he's the 5-watt bulb of demons. The only things he can do are run fast and ignore pain. XD Good comeback, miss Nasue-Kwoi.  My vengance cometh later. Zy just won the universe. Just sayin'. Also, Jingle bells, Merpo smells, Chikkin laid an egg! The Commandermobile lost a wheel And the Sergeant took ballet! Dashing through the guilds On a motorbike of steam, Tabloid Town's a wreck And Brassport's getting creamed! Glass on Rikku shines Making spirits fight, What fun it is to flee from eldritch horrors here tonight! Jingle bells, Merpo smells, Chikkin laid an egg! The Commandermobile lost a wheel And the Sergeant took ballet! Now the tunnel's dark And tentacles within Want to eat your fears And world domination! Now monsters roam the street And people get possessed, And Brassport fell from another world To the NTWF. Jingle bells, Merpo smells, Chikkin laid an egg! The Commandermobile lost a wheel And the Sergeant took ballet![/glow] |
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Post by Fraze on Dec 22, 2009 19:17:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]What I meant to say is: Nasue got run over by a steambike Walking home from Merpo's, Christmas Eve. You could say there's no such thing as the Commander But as for me and Hunty, we believe.[/glow] You do realise this deserves payback, right? Down in the White Weewoo Rider was drinking rum
Celebrating Christmas and another day done
When Nasue busted in, nearly scared her half to death
Had a dagger in her hands and diet cola on her breath
From her ears to her tail she was covered in fire
Like a small blue furry disgruntled mecha pilot prior(Hey, I just wanted something that rhymed, shut up!) And she smiled as she said with a twinkle in her eye,"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"The night Nasue went crazy
The night the coati went insane
Realised she'd been getting a [EDIT] deal
Something must have finally snapped in her brain(DISCLAIMER: This has nothing to do with events in GW3. If anything, Cele or Rikku might be more appropriate for the song, but I just wanted payback, so hey. SECOND DISCLAIMER: It's all in good fun. XD) Ah, but you forgot the last few verses. Yes Celestial, now Nasue's doing time
In a Tabloid Town prison, for her infamous crime
But hey little friend, now, don't you cry dragon tears
She'll be out for good behavior in seven thousand more years!
But now Rikku's in therapy
And Overlord's still nervous
And the Steampunkers all got jobs workin' at an airship service
And they say Mrs. Kwoi, she's on the phone all the time
With Hunty negotiating a fashion line
Gonn' center on
The night Nasue went crazy
The night the coati flipped
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Sounds to me like she was tired of gettin' dumpedinwaterandscaredbyblarfs |
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Post by Nasuella on Dec 22, 2009 22:03:01 GMT -5
You do realise this deserves payback, right? Down in the White Weewoo Rider was drinking rum
Celebrating Christmas and another day done
When Nasue busted in, nearly scared her half to death
Had a dagger in her hands and diet cola on her breath
From her ears to her tail she was covered in fire
Like a small blue furry disgruntled mecha pilot prior(Hey, I just wanted something that rhymed, shut up!) And she smiled as she said with a twinkle in her eye,"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"The night Nasue went crazy
The night the coati went insane
Realised she'd been getting a [EDIT] deal
Something must have finally snapped in her brain(DISCLAIMER: This has nothing to do with events in GW3. If anything, Cele or Rikku might be more appropriate for the song, but I just wanted payback, so hey. SECOND DISCLAIMER: It's all in good fun. XD) Ah, but you forgot the last few verses. Yes Celestial, now Nasue's doing time
In a Tabloid Town prison, for her infamous crime
But hey little friend, now, don't you cry dragon tears
She'll be out for good behavior in seven thousand more years!
But now Rikku's in therapy
And Overlord's still nervous
And the Steampunkers all got jobs workin' at an airship service
And they say Mrs. Kwoi, she's on the phone all the time
With Hunty negotiating a fashion line
Gonn' center on
The night Nasue went crazy
The night the coati flipped
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Sounds to me like she was tired of gettin' dumpedinwaterandscaredbyblarfsHey, I thought Nasue's brains were blown out by a komodo dragon's insanely superpowered fist! No... wait... a punch from Kovaran would just demolish her entire head (and probably the rest of her as well). Nevermind! |
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Post by PFA on Dec 23, 2009 13:20:42 GMT -5
Oh, the weather outside is Underdeepish
And the fires are everywhere
And since there's twenty places to go
Let it war, let it war, let it war!
...That didn't rhyme, fit with the meter, or make sense. OH WELL~
You better not fight, you better not die
You better quench fright, I'm tellin' you why
Underdeep is comin' to tooowwwn!
It sees your inner evil
It knows your greatest fear
It possesses and manipulates, so we better stop it, you hear!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2009 20:26:37 GMT -5
Rudolph the red-noed Rider ... :33333
Had some very shiny nuts
And if you ever saw them
You'd eviscerate your guts
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I just couldn't figure out everything right ^^; That one is at least better then the one I was thinking.
My vengance cometh later.
