The NTWF Cafe

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NSQ crawled into the cafe, decided to hire herself, and promptly got to work on eating the tablecloths. She was momentarily distracted by the menu; after reading it, she shoved it down her throat as well. Her hunger satisfied for approximately 13.5 seconds, she crept over to Zylaa and began chewing one of the weasels out of curiousity.

[Ebil]

Application for Employment
Name: Ebil
Age: 14ish.
Species: Somewhat mutated human (self-proclaimed 'hamstergirl').
Position Desired: Greeter
Wages Desired: Enough to buy new test tubes..?
What would make you the best candidate for the job? I'm friendly and cuddly and helpful and grammatically articulate. Everyone who comes by will see my cute and cuddly friendliness/helpfulness and decide this is a great place to spend their money eat. Unless, of course, they decide that I am an extremely large vermin and conclude this is an exceptionally filthy restaurant.
Also, with my addition, you will have a full staff not to mention Strife will show up. And Strife, of course, is awesome.

[Zylaa]

"AIEEEEEEEE!" screamed the chewed weasel.
"See!" exclaimed Zylaa to the world. "This is what comes of putting weasels on the menu! Cruelty and injustice!"
"Ack! It's the NSQ!" cried the general. "Attack, lads!" The weasels began to rush at NSQ and poke her with not-shiny sticks.

[Fraze]

Jeez, I swore to myself I'd never do RPing. Ever. Ever. And now here I am. I can't believe I'm doing this. Forgive me for this horrible first attempt at a pastime I promised myself I would never partake in.

First thing I thought of when I saw this was the Writers Cafes in the Neopian Writers neoboards.

Fraze was in the middle of poofing from one place to another in the NTWF, when he smelled...something. An unmistakable aroma. An aroma of late nights, early mornings, and bad breath.

Coffee.

Further inspection revealed a coffee shop. He was interested in being hired there, but saw that there weren't any open positions. What to do?

A metaphorical, blender-shaped lightbulb appeared over his head. This coffee shop looked more like a restaurant than a coffee shop. It had coffee, soup, tea, burgers, pizza...but it needed something. Fraze continued his poof into somewhere else, returning shortly with a note for the owner of the establishment.

SPOILER: Click to show

I recently happened across your fine establishment. I was quite taken by it. You seem to have quite a full staff. However, you seem to be missing something.

I would like to propose a business deal with you. I am rather well known for my smoothies; however, I have not been able to find a suitable place to make them commercially. Is it possible that I could use a small section of your coffee shop for the creation of these beverages? I will give you 40% of my profits, and will purchase all the supplies needed to make the smoothies myself. However, I will need cups for them. Given a little more time, I will be able to give you a list of smoothies I can make.

I look forward to hearing an answer from you,

Fraze

[bag]

Bag, seemingly confused by the situation, took up a weasel, made it hazelnut flavor, and then 8 minutes later the hazelnut weasel coffee was ready.

"WHO ORDERED THE WEASEL COFFEE?" Bag shouted, his lungs now exploding with air.

No one...

So he drank it. It was chicken flavored.

[Kat]

Kat put down her magazine and yelled at the top of her lungs, "WAITER! Don't make me use this!" She waved her staff around for everyone to see.

[KitClairvoyance]

Barely a second after he got the last word of his question out, Kit distinctly heard the cry for a waiter. "Straight into the deep end.." he muttered to himself. He wolfed down the remainder of the KitKat bar and headed towards the call.

The customer in distress was a rather fair looking lady, made dangerous with the presence of a staff which was ominously pointed in his direction. "Coming already.." he said, at least she was a female. Perhaps he could convince her not to wave the staff around, it was rather discomforting being on the wrong end of a magical device.

Forcing his way through a sea of rabid weasels, occasionally kicking one out of his path, he made his way to the lady's table. "Apologies, miss.." he gave a little bow to the lady, "..I'll be your waiter for the duration of your stay here. Is there anything I can get you perhaps? We have a fine selection of edibles and inedibles, and of course, I'm on the menu too.. I think."

[Rider]

zylaa said:

"We want our rights! We want our rights!"

Zylaa marched in front of the cafe accompanied by her normal-sized weasels, all waving signs. "Weasels are friends, not food!" One of the weasels, not really getting the gist of things, cried "54' 40 or fight!" before the weasel general hit him over the head with his own protest sign.

[glow=red,2,300]"Excuse me," Shiva said, stepping outside, "But I believe the next shipment of entrees in making a racket outside."

He left with a grin and Rider vowed to take weasel off the menu.

She turned to Kit. "Reporting for duty, are we? Stop hitting on the customers, I don't care if she is your wife. You'd best talk to the manager." She pointed to Ventratta, who was in the kitchen and struggling with the knob on the oven.

She gave Servi his soup and prayed he had a good digestive system. Then, upon recieving applicatons from Kirby and Fraze, hired them knowing that the manager and his new waiter would be busy being shocked and appalled at each other.

((Remember that we will need more than one waiter. Strife, you can begin anwyay. <3))

((EDITED for being behind))[/glow]

[Deleted]

Application for Employment
Name: Fenrix Silverstreak
Age: 1600 (or Sixteen, your pick)
Species: Vampire-pirate-nobody
Position Desired: Waitress
Wages Desired: ....ALL THE SHINES YOU'VE GOT. *coughcough* I mean, enough to by dark magic spell books.
What would make you the best candidate for the job: muhaha, wouldn't you like to know?....Okay okay, Experience with waitressing, able to get rid of annoying customers without getting fired.

[Fraze]

Fraze thought briefly about trying to shake Shiva's hoof when she hired him, but dismissed the idea quickly. Scampering off, he returned later with a list of smoothies.

Fraze's Smoothie Shop
Fresh fruits to choose from: Apple, orange, banana, grape, tangerine, grapefruit, nectarine, pear, peach, plum, mango, papaya, guava, tomato, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, cherries, strawberries, cranberries, cantaloupe, honeydew, kiwi, pineapple, watermelon.

Yogurts to choose from: Plain, vanilla, strawberry, blueberry, peach, raspberry. Specify whole milk, lowfat, or fat-free yogurt.

Frozen fruit to choose from: All the fresh fruits listed, only frozen.

Juices to choose from: Same as above, plus coconut milk.

Small smoothie: 10s.
Medium smoothie: 15s.
Large smoothie: 20s.

Smoothie choices:
Make-your-own-smoothie: Anything you want, as long as it fits in the cup.
Razzmatazz: Raspberries, apples, frozen blueberries, raspberry juice and raspberry yogurt.
Peachy Pirate: Peaches, bananas, frozen peaches, frozen strawberries, apple juice, peach yogurt.
Nectarine Ninja: Nectarines, oranges, frozen nectarines, frozen raspberries, nectarine juice, strawberry yogurt.
Mango Mage: Fresh mangoes, apples, frozen mangoes, frozen honeydew, mango juice, blueberry yogurt.
Fraze's Classic: Apples, bananas, oranges, choice of one other fruit, choice of yogurt, mango juice, frozen strawberries.
Red Berry Rush: Raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, frozen raspberries, blackberries, and strawberries, raspberry juice, strawberry yogurt.
Tropical Escape: Pineapple, mango, papaya, guava, frozen mango, frozen pineapple, pineapple, mango, and coconut juice, vanilla yogurt. Topped with shredded coconut.
Groovy Grape: Grapes, apples, frozen grapes, frozen blueberries, grape juice, blueberry yogurt.
Black and Blue: Blackberries, blueberries, frozen blackberries and blueberries, blackberry juice, apple juice, blueberry yogurt.
Strawberry-Kiwi Closet: Strawberries, kiwis, frozen strawberries and apples, kiwi juice, strawberry yogurt.
Just One: Fresh, frozen, and juiced fruit (choose any single fruit you wish), and your choice of yogurt.

The Whatever: You know how smoothie shops always have a little extra smoothie at the bottom of the blender? What a waste to throw it away! We take that last little bit and put it in a pitcher. Order The Whatever and you'll get a cupful of this mishmash. Different every time! Small: 5s. Medium: 10s. Large: 15s.

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]((Shiva's male, and I hired you. XD It's all good, his name is confusing. Ventratta is also male. XD))

Rider, knowing that 'tratta and Shiva would be occupied for some time, officially hired Fenrix and plopped down next to the smoothie bar, exhausted. "A small Peachy Pirate, with a side of sanity, please."[/glow]

[Fraze]

Fraze had just begun to set up shop when his first customer arrved. "Busy day on the high seas? Or busy day running this shop?" he asked. After a minute, he poured the smoothie into a cup, picked out a weasel, and handed it to Rider.

[Rider]

frazeocity said:

Fraze had just begun to set up shop when his first customer arrved. "Busy day on the high seas? Or busy day running this shop?" he asked. After a minute, he poured the smoothie into a cup, picked out a weasel, and handed it to Rider.

[glow=red,2,300]"I'm recovering from the shock that Shiva and Ventratta were actually able to work together on something without eating each other." Rider took a long gulp, not minding the stray hairs. She paid, and tipped.

"Although I'll say that this cafe has a long way to go before Ventratta can turn it from (if you'll excuse the pun) a pet project to a real cafe."

She sighed, and downed the rest of the smoothie. "Though my looting and pillaging was very successful, thank you. I managed to intercept a corsair with a stereo system aboard. You don't see those very often."[/glow]

[Kiddo]

The door banged open and slammed against the interior wall. Kiddo stood in the doorway, dressed in her traditional black ninja outfit with a katana at her waist and her hair tied up in a braid to keep it out of the way. She stalked in and then collapsed at the nearest table.

"Someone bring me tea. Now," she said, not looking at any of the other patrons.

[Fraze]

ridergirl333 said:

frazeocity said:

Fraze had just begun to set up shop when his first customer arrved. "Busy day on the high seas? Or busy day running this shop?" he asked. After a minute, he poured the smoothie into a cup, picked out a weasel, and handed it to Rider.

[glow=red,2,300]"I'm recovering from the shock that Shiva and Ventratta were actually able to work together on something without eating each other." Rider took a long gulp, not minding the stray hairs. She paid, and tipped.

"Although I'll say that this cafe has a long way to go before Ventratta can turn it from (if you'll excuse the pun) a pet project to a real cafe."

She sighed, and downed the rest of the smoothie. "Though my looting and pillaging was very successful, thank you. I managed to intercept a corsair with a stereo system aboard. You don't see those very often."[/glow]

"Thank you for the tip. Well, the cafe has only been open a couple days, and it seems to be getting quite a few customers," Fraze pondered. "Hopefully it'll take off. And what do you plan on doing with the stereo system? I hear that the Times Lobby needs a new intercom, maybe we could use that."
He was already making money. This might be a good venture, after all.

A rather foreboding figure entered the cafe. Fraze suddenly remembered that he needed to clean out the blender he had used, and busied himself doing that, making every effort to stay hidden. Serving tea wasn't his job, after all.