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Post by artsi on Aug 19, 2004 20:29:03 GMT -5
(OOC: I thought this would be fun. The rules are simple: You roleplay yourself, and the garden gnomes will attempt to take over neopia.  ) Wiz walked along the gardens of her neohome with a bag in her hand. She unwrapped the bag to reveal a Yellow Kacheek garden gnome to add to her collection. She placed it down next to her Blumaroo one and happily placed flowers next to it, humming to herself. "Its beautiful" She muttered and left the garden. Behind her, the Kacheek Gnome smiled. |
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Post by Chris on Aug 20, 2004 2:53:14 GMT -5
Chris walking home from training on terror mountain with his sword. His blue shoyru walks by him and has a smaller sword at his side. As they walk up to their yard they glance over at their neighbor's gnome.
"I swear it was looking at the sky yesterday..." Chris mutters as he turns the key.
Shoyru nods. "Now its just smiling.... All of them...."
The gnome garden was just smiling.
"Remind me to chop off their heads tommorow."
Shoyru laughs. They both go inside.
The various gnomes next door scowl. "Well get them..." They mutter.
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Aug 22, 2004 20:11:57 GMT -5
Lemmy sat down to read in her garden, and saw a garden gnome wink at her.
"WHAT THE MEERCA?!" she called.
"What the Meerca what!?" said Mirkwood, her baby cybunny.
"T-that garden gnome! IT'S WINKED!"
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Post by Chris on Aug 23, 2004 3:38:40 GMT -5
The gnomes in the next yard climb the fence intent on getting revenge they knock on the door. Chris answers. "The hell!?!" he shouts. The gnome jumbs on him. Chris grabs his sword and slams it into the gnome shattering it. He slams the door. Shoyru walks into the front hall. His blue tail trailing behind him.
"What is happening?"
"A garden gnome for next door just attacked me..."
Shoyru raises an eyebrow then gasps as he looks out the front window seeing a sea of gnomes, in their yard.
"Oh my god..."
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 24, 2004 3:42:51 GMT -5
Keng and her pets were heading back to wishingwell drive after a long day of minigolf. Keng had her clubs resting on her shoulder and was wearing her Kreludan Grundo slippers as always, along with a tyrannian vest wich she had picked up on their way home. Lunelupe, a darigan lupe, scowled at the silly slippers, and thought of ways to try to get rid of them, but knowing that it was no use, his owner would just buy another pair. Ice Roket (Ice for short) the sketch poogle was skateboarding up ahead of the group, while Razor griff, the island eyrie glided above, and Shere Kong the white kougra boaredly swung his putter back and forth.
"Uhhh... guys...." said Ice, comming to an abrupt stop, and staring ahead as if he had just seen the shadow usul.
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Post by artsi on Aug 25, 2004 16:37:11 GMT -5
Wiz ran wildly through the streets of Neopia with her Zafara, Robin, behind her until she reached her friend, Lemmy's, house. Wiz slammed the door behind her and Lemmy asked whats wrong.
"My Garden Gnomes...they...they..." Wizardgirl couldn't finish the sentence.
"They started to all jump around all crazy-like!" Robin finished!
"We had to run from the house! They almost looked...mad..." Wiz trailed off...
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Post by Tahu on Aug 25, 2004 16:46:20 GMT -5
Sitting in his little hut on Mystery Island, Tahu was watching the gnomes attack. "Hehe... I told people they were evil... Ah, well, I had better save them. Waveflyer, ready the Auto Targeting cannon..."
"All ready"
"Fire" And in one round, all the gnomes in the neighborhood were gone. "Now, I need to save the rest of neopia..."
([{ Heh... I wrote an article on this, the link is in my siggy if people wish to read it. It fits in perfectly with this RPG. If you to read it, please comment."}])
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 25, 2004 17:08:16 GMT -5
In front of them was a large group miniture bearded neopets made of porcelin and creamics. And they looked like some sort of massive army, marching in organized formation. Keng and her pets dived behing some large bushes looking mortified. They could not of seen what they thought they'd seen, there was just no way. They peered through the gaps in the bushes and saw that they had stopped marching and were standing at attention, being handed wepons by some of the other gnomes. Keng gulped and looked at her pets. Her face had turned as white as the Neopian Times weewoo. "Please tell me you guys can't see that." she whimpered.
"If you are reffering to the large army of porcelin pets arming themselves," said Shere_Kong "then I'm sorry to say but we certainly can."
"I was afraid you'd say that.."
"I say we load the catapult and sharpen our swords, this means WAR!" said her darigan lupe, drawing his iron lupe sword and jumping up. Griff quikly pulled him back down.
Ice rolled his eyes, "Don't sound so worried Lunelupe, after all, it's only a massive army of millions of gnomes that shouldn't even be able to move." he pointed out sarcastically.
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Post by grocerylistofgreen on Aug 26, 2004 14:32:20 GMT -5
GroceryList (Aka Stephanie) looks up from her book, "The Green Meepit Who Lived in a Giant Green Shoe" to see her lawn chair surrounded by fourty lawn gnomes, and gets thwacked by a "Something Has Happened! You're now able to use the 'Garden Gnome' avatar on the NeoBoards'" sign.
Running and kicking through the crowd of evil gnomes, she turns on the sprinkler, then darts inside with her book. "Oooh, where did I put the bandages?" she mutters.
EDIT: Tahu, I think the story on Garden Gnomes is pretty informative. >two thumbs up<
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Post by Chris on Aug 26, 2004 14:50:49 GMT -5
Chris and Sgoyru head down to the garage and start up the car. They speed out the drive way running over some of the clay horrors. Chris ditches the car after they are several blocks away. He sees the bush and Keng and her pets. ((He doen't see the army)) Chris blinks. Shoyru shoves him into the bush then hides behinds it after seeing the gnomes.
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 26, 2004 17:30:57 GMT -5
"AHHH- oh wait, it's not a gnome, thank goodness." was keng's reaction to chris's sudden entry. "Hi, you hiding from that massive army of miniture clay pets too?"
"We had been heading home when we saw them marching down the street." explained Ice.
"Yea, and Lunelupe is the only one who brought his battledome equipment with him." added sherekong.
"Haven't I always told you guys you should bring your weapons with you wherever you go?" grinned the lupe triumphantly.
"Oh shut your trap." was sherekong's response.
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Post by Chris on Aug 27, 2004 16:16:58 GMT -5
Shoyru nods. "He is right. He gestures to Chris's sword and his own. "I think Chris has some daggers hidden on him too.
His mouth full of leaves what Chris says sounds like this. "Rogh! oh y gsa!!!"
"..."
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Post by artsi on Aug 27, 2004 22:18:11 GMT -5
After her meeting with Lemmy, Wizardgirl armed herself with a the best weapon she could find and handed Robin a Zafara wand. As they opened the door they watched as people ran from the millions of tiny glass creatures chasing them with sticks.
"They're everywhere!" Robin exclaimed. Wiz loaded her weapon. "Lets get them!" She fired a large shot and nailed one yellow Kacheek gnome, the very same she saw wink at her earlier today.
Suddenly she spotted none other than Chris and Keng, hiding in a bush. She ran over to them, the only people not running in fear. "And to think, I spent over a thousand neopoints on some of these guys." She muttered as she approached them.
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 28, 2004 0:30:15 GMT -5
"Hello." greeted Keng to Artsi. "I see you're prepared." she said remarking the weapons.
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Post by Chris on Aug 29, 2004 1:15:21 GMT -5
Chris spits out the leaves. His head pops out of the bush he sees the gnomes. Then he sees Artsi. "Hi."
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