The Pirate Shop (with very reasonable prices)

[Huntress]

Hunty grinned brightly at Sarn in the general way of someone who doesn't drink alcohol and therefore has no qualms about squeezing money out of other people for it.

"You look like my gang after I banned the whole deal. Withdrawal symptoms, not fun to have around. Only for you, only today, twenty shinies and that's cutting my own throat."

(For all these years I always considered my guild persona and bloid persona to be firmly separate, but now I just don't know any more xDD)

When Keng showed up, Hunty was sitting on a pile of crates next to the shiny new ice cream crate, dangling her legs and looking happier than she'd been in weeks.

"Oh lookie there, it's Keng. Well, we're sorta sitting here for a longer time because we had a little run-in with the flagship of king whatsisface down southeast, and he got all the nearby governments riled up and chasing us cos we sank his precious. So we're keeping a low profile for the time being and figured that hey, there's more than one way to make moolah, and we've had plenty of stuff piling up in the hold, and everyone likes ice cream. I'm running this place only to keep an eye on the shinies... well, and the ice cream. Blarf plushie and an ice cream, 32 shinies, thank you very much."

[Kengplant]

Ah, so nothing out of the usual then. Well, I guess I'll see you around then. I have to get back to planning out the new planet side base: it's well away from the ocean though so don't you worry about that. Though if you don't mind slugging through the desert for about 200 miles you could get there if you parked at the right beach. Later.

((ssspst Guild loremasters, that's an important geography tidbit to keep in mind that I just made up right now.))

[Draco]

A ninja wearing a black coat walks into the shop. Without looking at anything, he steps up to the counter.

"Two lemons."

He places the ten shinies down on the counter.

[Huntress]

I suspect that should we ever get around to mapping the guilds, we'd slap the desert pretty much next to the ocean a la Paolini, for convenience's sake xD

Ooh, a dirty ninj- oooooooh, a customer, welcome ^^ Two lemons, ten shinies, you're very welcome and do come again.

[Deleted]

*hic* I'll have... *hic* 6 moa bottlzorumplz... *hic*

[Huntress]

Excellent choice ^^ Let me just... yeah, that'll be what, one hundred and twen... thirt... yeah, one hundred and fifty shinies. Howsbout you rest by the counter, sir, ma'am, and I'll help you count the coins? :3

...whaaaat? >___>

[Deleted]

One hundred a fifty!!! I... Alright, maybe just... y'know... less? How about I just get five o them. ^^ A round 100 Shinies.

[Huntress]

Tell you what, howsbout I give you those five bottles and one bottle extra for free, and charge you only 120 shinies for six bottles, best bargain I've ever given and that's cutting my own throat :3

(...yep, that's what happens when I'm away from the bloidbusiness for too long. Withdrawal symptoms all over the place. So, five or six bottles? x3)

[Deleted]

Five plz. <3

[Huntress]

>3> Five, very well then, great choice, best quality, guaranteed non-thinned-down, one hundred shinies, thank you very much for shopping at... um. Crates. Yep, Crates, I like that name. Have a nice day :3