Post by Huntress on Jul 10, 2009 7:57:07 GMT -5
Okay, let's be honest. It's not a shop. It's a small wobbly booth built of crates that we set up in any port where we can reasonably assume that we won't have to leave in a hurry. And we don't have a solid stock, or a particularly big one for that matter, because we generally sell stuff that we've, um, acquired but don't have anything to do with. Shinies make more sense to us than fifteen yards of quality muslin, after all. But even though our store may look shabby, our goods are often the best, rarest stuff you can find around here, because of our um, connections with big merchant ships, so do step up, have a look around, and let yourself be surprised.
If there's something you want and can't get from anywhere else and perhaps it's guarded by some muscular men with very little sense of humor or some vengeful god with even less of a sense of humor, feel free to ask, chances are we'll be able to drop in and see what we can do about it. (Or you could ask the mercs. I think that's what they're for, in fact. But when it comes to fetching stuff from the bottom of the sea, I believe we have them beat :3)
And note that we're not limited to guildmembers. If you're just passing through, feel free to pick up a little trinket for your lovely kids, spouse, parents, grandparents or second cousins twice removed (our studies show that second cousins twice removed love yurble plushies).
As of today, our offers include:
Food (namely stuff that we don't want or need for one reason or other)
Bottle of Rum
Quantity: 7
20 shinies a bottle
Lemon
Quantity: 55
5 shinies each
Flour gone slightly bad
Quantity: two sacks
7 shinies a bag, lovely discount, you can't get this sort of bargain anywhere else :3 It'd work well for cattle food, which we don't have, which is why we're selling it.
Coconuts
Quantity: 16
7 shinies each
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Quantity: 3 gallons
10 shinies per gallon, or 2 shinies per waffle cone
General Goods
Blarf plushie
Quantity: 4 (we recently made this acquaintance in Tabloid Town who a) is a young and fairly eager mage specializing in duplication and b) met the blarf and adores him to death. Hence the supplies. We'll be able to restock every time we go to Tabloid Town, so watch this space.)
30 shinies each
White Weewoo toy ship
Quantity: 4
20 shinies each
Goosh plushie
Quantity: 10
30 shinies each, 35 with added sparkles
Dark red silk
Quantity: 57 yards
5 shinies per yard
Yellowish lace
Quantity: 33 yards
3 shinies per yard
Fancy green Victorian style dress
Quantity: one
25 shinies, but feel free to haggle, we don't much want it.
Sold out
Rare Goods
Mysterious silver ring
Quantity: one
80 shinies, which is as bargainy as you can possibly get because it's real silver (we'll add a certificate if you want, although not many jewellers out there might accept a certificate written by a meepit alchemist) and slightly magical. We don't have a clue what it does or where it's from, and all the better. Sold out
Bottle of dark red liquid
Quantity: one (about a pint)
55 shinies. We don't know what it is, although our resident alchemist is wiling to give it an 80% chance that it's dragon blood. Sold out
Piece ofCursed Aztec Gold
Quantity: One
65 shinies. Keep in cool, dry place. Do not expose to moonlight. Do not feed after midnight. Results may vary.
A Rare Breed of Parrot
Quantity: One
80 shinies. He's a smart little bugger, and he talks too! Has beautiful green-and-blue plumage. Comes with a week's worth of seeds.
Weapons
Let's get this one straight. We don't sell weapons. We're pirates and there are prices for our heads, we need all the weapons we can get and there's little sense for us in selling things that might one day end up in our innards. As such, selling any weaponry is strictly forbidden for everyone in my crew and should a pirate ever sell you a pointy, shooty, or suitably blunt object made for the single purpose of harming your fellow man, demon, alien, or other creature of choice, they as well as you will be keelhauled without notice.
However, we're perfectly prepared to buy weapons or use them as currency instead of shinies, so if you have anything you want to get rid of, we never ask inconvenient questions, clean any blood or other stains ourselves, and offer you the best and quickest service you can get in this trade outside Tabloid Town, so don't hesitate to present your offer.
But don't bring us your magical crud you want to get rid of because it's malfunctioning, we don't like stuff that may blow us up when the full moon shines on it.
1. Jina - Blarf plushie, Sparkly Goosh plushie
2. Amneiger - Mysterious silver ring, Bottle of dark red liquid
3. Celestial - Blarf plushie, Green Victorian dress, bottle of rum, lemon.
4. Ginz - 2 Coconuts, 3 yards red silk, 2 yards lace, 1 toy White Weewoo ship
5. Fraze - A bottle of rum, 2 coconuts, Blarf plushie
6. Omni - 5 yards of red silk
7. Sarn - Bottle of rum
8. Keng - Blarf plushie, Ice cream cone
9. Draco - 2 lemons
10. Sarn - 5 bottles of rum
Current till: 200 shinies
GSW profits: 521 shinies
If there's something you want and can't get from anywhere else and perhaps it's guarded by some muscular men with very little sense of humor or some vengeful god with even less of a sense of humor, feel free to ask, chances are we'll be able to drop in and see what we can do about it. (Or you could ask the mercs. I think that's what they're for, in fact. But when it comes to fetching stuff from the bottom of the sea, I believe we have them beat :3)
And note that we're not limited to guildmembers. If you're just passing through, feel free to pick up a little trinket for your lovely kids, spouse, parents, grandparents or second cousins twice removed (our studies show that second cousins twice removed love yurble plushies).
As of today, our offers include:
Food (namely stuff that we don't want or need for one reason or other)
Bottle of Rum
Quantity: 7
20 shinies a bottle
Lemon
Quantity: 55
5 shinies each
Flour gone slightly bad
Quantity: two sacks
7 shinies a bag, lovely discount, you can't get this sort of bargain anywhere else :3 It'd work well for cattle food, which we don't have, which is why we're selling it.
Coconuts
Quantity: 16
7 shinies each
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Quantity: 3 gallons
10 shinies per gallon, or 2 shinies per waffle cone
General Goods
Blarf plushie
Quantity: 4 (we recently made this acquaintance in Tabloid Town who a) is a young and fairly eager mage specializing in duplication and b) met the blarf and adores him to death. Hence the supplies. We'll be able to restock every time we go to Tabloid Town, so watch this space.)
30 shinies each
White Weewoo toy ship
Quantity: 4
20 shinies each
Goosh plushie
Quantity: 10
30 shinies each, 35 with added sparkles
Dark red silk
Quantity: 57 yards
5 shinies per yard
Yellowish lace
Quantity: 33 yards
3 shinies per yard
Quantity: one
25 shinies, but feel free to haggle, we don't much want it.
Sold out
Rare Goods
Quantity: one
80 shinies, which is as bargainy as you can possibly get because it's real silver (we'll add a certificate if you want, although not many jewellers out there might accept a certificate written by a meepit alchemist) and slightly magical. We don't have a clue what it does or where it's from, and all the better.
Quantity: one (about a pint)
55 shinies. We don't know what it is, although our resident alchemist is wiling to give it an 80% chance that it's dragon blood.
Piece of
Quantity: One
65 shinies. Keep in cool, dry place. Do not expose to moonlight. Do not feed after midnight. Results may vary.
A Rare Breed of Parrot
Quantity: One
80 shinies. He's a smart little bugger, and he talks too! Has beautiful green-and-blue plumage. Comes with a week's worth of seeds.
Weapons
Let's get this one straight. We don't sell weapons. We're pirates and there are prices for our heads, we need all the weapons we can get and there's little sense for us in selling things that might one day end up in our innards. As such, selling any weaponry is strictly forbidden for everyone in my crew and should a pirate ever sell you a pointy, shooty, or suitably blunt object made for the single purpose of harming your fellow man, demon, alien, or other creature of choice, they as well as you will be keelhauled without notice.
However, we're perfectly prepared to buy weapons or use them as currency instead of shinies, so if you have anything you want to get rid of, we never ask inconvenient questions, clean any blood or other stains ourselves, and offer you the best and quickest service you can get in this trade outside Tabloid Town, so don't hesitate to present your offer.
But don't bring us your magical crud you want to get rid of because it's malfunctioning, we don't like stuff that may blow us up when the full moon shines on it.
1. Jina - Blarf plushie, Sparkly Goosh plushie
2. Amneiger - Mysterious silver ring, Bottle of dark red liquid
3. Celestial - Blarf plushie, Green Victorian dress, bottle of rum, lemon.
4. Ginz - 2 Coconuts, 3 yards red silk, 2 yards lace, 1 toy White Weewoo ship
5. Fraze - A bottle of rum, 2 coconuts, Blarf plushie
6. Omni - 5 yards of red silk
7. Sarn - Bottle of rum
8. Keng - Blarf plushie, Ice cream cone
9. Draco - 2 lemons
10. Sarn - 5 bottles of rum
Current till: 200 shinies
GSW profits: 521 shinies
"And don't be surprised if I come back for more."
