Post by Scar on May 23, 2007 14:13:55 GMT -5
You there! Yes, the one readin'. Yeah you!
Stand straight and proud! Hop to it!
Good.
Well, well, so you lot decided to bunk in with the mercs, huh? Then let me be the first to congratulate ya on the wisest career choice in your ... erm, well I'll tell ya straight it's a wise or lucky merc that lives to retirement around here.
Anyway! Welcome to Merc Central! Well, technically we mercs are decentralized but there has to be a chain of command somewhere. Y'know, a hierarchy, whatever that means. A pecking order so to speak. And a nice roof over our heads on a rainy day ...
But anyways what I meant to say was ... what was I going to say again? Something important ... ah yes!
Money!
Remember that you lot! We are mercenaries! This is our calling! You will eat with your money! You will sleep with your money! And most importantly you will work for and only for your money! We mercenaries take pride in money! Money sings to us like the song of the sweetest jukebox ... which takes money, if you follow me.
And how do you get this money? Simple! We mercs are soldiers for hire, blades to the highest bidder. Be it infiltrating a top secret military facility, blowing up some poor sod's lab or kidnapping a VIP, we mercs will do it! ... for the right price of course. Never forget the money, you lot!
Just a few things you lot have to remember though. Keep everything PG or low PG-13 whenever possible. While I relish the feel o fthe ground rumbling after my C4 charges have blown up I do not want to see the ... leftovers after, do you understand me? Good.
Well now, I'm starting to ramble. I'll leave you mercs to your work then, whatever they may be and whatever they may cost. Let me know if you start to like the idea of ranks or badges, though I don't know what is it that attracts ya to ... err, bureaucracy?
Whatever.
Remember! A good merc is a paid merc!
Dismissed!
Stand straight and proud! Hop to it!
Good.
Well, well, so you lot decided to bunk in with the mercs, huh? Then let me be the first to congratulate ya on the wisest career choice in your ... erm, well I'll tell ya straight it's a wise or lucky merc that lives to retirement around here.
Anyway! Welcome to Merc Central! Well, technically we mercs are decentralized but there has to be a chain of command somewhere. Y'know, a hierarchy, whatever that means. A pecking order so to speak. And a nice roof over our heads on a rainy day ...
But anyways what I meant to say was ... what was I going to say again? Something important ... ah yes!
Money!
Remember that you lot! We are mercenaries! This is our calling! You will eat with your money! You will sleep with your money! And most importantly you will work for and only for your money! We mercenaries take pride in money! Money sings to us like the song of the sweetest jukebox ... which takes money, if you follow me.
And how do you get this money? Simple! We mercs are soldiers for hire, blades to the highest bidder. Be it infiltrating a top secret military facility, blowing up some poor sod's lab or kidnapping a VIP, we mercs will do it! ... for the right price of course. Never forget the money, you lot!
Just a few things you lot have to remember though. Keep everything PG or low PG-13 whenever possible. While I relish the feel o fthe ground rumbling after my C4 charges have blown up I do not want to see the ... leftovers after, do you understand me? Good.
Well now, I'm starting to ramble. I'll leave you mercs to your work then, whatever they may be and whatever they may cost. Let me know if you start to like the idea of ranks or badges, though I don't know what is it that attracts ya to ... err, bureaucracy?
Whatever.
Remember! A good merc is a paid merc!
Dismissed!
