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Post by zarikrahia on Jul 14, 2007 15:36:49 GMT -5
Zari: I'm a professor? at 14(000)? This's gonna be something to stuff up the Illhvrenan government's noses...:3 What?
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Post by Ice on Jul 14, 2007 16:24:29 GMT -5
xDD Zari'd have some crazy lessons, that's for sure. Kudos to y'all!
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Post by Amneiger on Jul 15, 2007 13:32:46 GMT -5
 Now I can inflict my super-long lectures of wonder on my students! Amneiger: Today's topic is the history of computing, starting from 1940 to yesterday. The lecture will last approximately fifteen days without breaks. All of this will be on the final. Every last word, in context. Students: D: |
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Post by Ice on Jul 15, 2007 14:58:08 GMT -5
Your title will come true, Amneiger. It will.
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Post by zarikrahia on Jul 15, 2007 20:17:10 GMT -5
Kooky lessons?
Zari: I am you new Genetics Professor! Today we will be creating clones. Listen carefully, as I will tell Strife if any of you are lazy or incompetent in any way. This unit will take three months to complete, during which you will combine genes in such ways to make two sucessful clones, grow them to adulthood, and breed them. You will keep these clones with you at all times.
Student: Aren't you a bit young to be a Professor?
Zari: Cheek! I am 14,664 years old! Now, tell me- Why have all Cat/Mouse splices been unsucessful?
Student: Uhm...?
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Post by emmhwal on Aug 9, 2007 10:24:03 GMT -5
Name: Ink
Applying for: Research class
Experience: Ink is very interested in Chemistry and molecular science, and cloning.
Safety Equipment: Erm, safety? Ink have glasses... and other safe things. She can get some equipment. Xx *runs off to buy safety stuff*
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Post by Strife on Aug 12, 2007 17:55:44 GMT -5
Welcome to the Research team, Ink. Just make sure you don't lose an eye in the testing facility. ^_~
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Post by Omni on Aug 27, 2007 19:24:14 GMT -5
Ethan applying for Combat Class.
Check.
Check. *polishes rifle*
(18... 19... 20) Check.
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Post by Strife on Aug 28, 2007 12:32:43 GMT -5
Added. Velcome aboard, soldier. =3
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Post by Bacon on Aug 28, 2007 20:46:37 GMT -5
That's the second time you've said "velcome". (At least that I've seen.) I'm beginning to think it's not a typo.
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Post by Strife on Aug 30, 2007 8:12:35 GMT -5
That's the second time you've said "velcome". (At least that I've seen.) I'm beginning to think it's not a typo. It's my vague attempt at a smexy accent. Every space villain needs an eerily smexy voice. ^_~ |
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Post by Ice on Aug 30, 2007 9:08:07 GMT -5
That's the second time you've said "velcome". (At least that I've seen.) I'm beginning to think it's not a typo. It's my vague attempt at a smexy accent. Every space villain needs an eerily smexy voice. ^_~ Is that in the space villain manual?  |
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Post by Strife on Sept 1, 2007 21:15:37 GMT -5
It's my vague attempt at a smexy accent. Every space villain needs an eerily smexy voice. ^_~ Is that in the space villain manual? No, but it's in Dr. Sloth's rare informational textbook, Ruling The Universe. The guy might have been horrible at global conquest, but at least he knew how to look good. *runs his fingers through his own thick jet-black hair* |
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Post by Bacon on Sept 6, 2007 20:30:50 GMT -5
Sloth had jet black hair?
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Post by Strife on Sept 7, 2007 9:12:06 GMT -5
Sloth had jet black hair? ...Oops, I said too much. <.< *pulls out neuralizer* Hold still; you won't feel a thing. =D |
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