[MAGE] Exorbitant Emporium of Ensorcelled Elements

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Welcome to the Mages' Guild Shop

You have entered into a world of mysticism, a place where magic permeates the very air itself, where mages ply their trade in exchange for shinies, where song and sorcery are our lives. Also a place of alliteration.

Come, ye pirates and ye ninjas, come those whose home is in the stars, and those whose purses are their only thought. Come, ye knights of honour.

You will find here, the items and services you will need, steeped in magic and enchantment, burning with clairvoyant light. Buy them at your own peril, for the power contained within is great.

Till and Sales History

Till: 1302 Shinies

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Draco: 80 Shinies
1x Denizens of the Deep
1x Necklace of Luck
1x PingMing Jelly Beans
2x Pocket Bomb

Amnei: 181 Shinies
1x Chronicles of the Moon
1x Chronicles of the Sun
1x Magical Rocks
1x Denizens of the Deep
1x The Forces of Nature - A Guide to Ice
1x Mage Manor, A History
1x Ethical Conduct - A Mage Maze
1x Chronomancy Through the Ages
1x Sun Ring
1x Liquid of Lepers
1x Pocket bomb
1x Dream Pipe
1x Bag of Noise

Hunty: 96 Shinies
1x Chocolate Dragon's Wing
2x PingMing Jelly Beans
5x Animal Beans

Rider: 45 Shinies
1x Chronicles of the Sun
1x Chronicles of the Moon
1x Pendant of Eternal Love

Goosh: 50 Shinies
1x Necklace of Luck
1x Hawk Eyes

Draco: 225 Shinies
1x Chronicles of the Moon
1x Chronicles of the Sun
1x Magical Rocks
1x The Forces of Nature - A Guide to Ice
1x Mage Manor, A History
1x Ethical Conduct - A Mage Maze
1x Chronomancy Through the Ages
10x Pocket Bomb

Keng: 25 Shinies
1x Ever-chasing Ankle Trap

Shoi: 600 Shinies
Ginz 10 hours
Azzie 10 hours
Fuzzee 10 hours

Books


Chronicles of the Moon
Read all about the cycles of the moon and odd past events.
Price: 10 Shinies


Chronicles of the Sun
Open this book and have your retinas burned out.
Price: 10 Shinies


Magical Rocks
Find out which natural minerals will hurt or help you. (Dude, they all hurt when they hit you. -_-)
Price: 8 Shinies


Denizens of the Deep
Grogaks and Pollitops galore!
Price: 12 Shinies


The Forces of Nature - A Guide to Ice
Hunter's Diary. Don't tell him I'm selling it!
Price: 10 Shinies


Mage Manor, A History
Find the secrets of this most magical of manors. A guide to all the places where rotton eggs are hidden.
Price: 15 Shinies


Ethical Conduct - A Mage Maze
Experimental magic at its most mutated. (Rated T for trauma)
Price: 13 Shinies


Chronomancy Through the Ages
This book will confuzzle you beyond anything created by Staleconomy.
Price: 10 Shinies

Elemental Gems


Fire Ruby: Power
Price: 40 Shinies


Earth Emerald: Life and vitality
Price: 45 Shinies

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Sky Sapphire: Psychic-powers
Price: 35 Shinies

Magical Jewellery


Hawk Eyes
Allows the wearer to stalk people more easily. Side effects may include, but are not limited to, a desire to horde shiny things and peck at people's eyes.
Price: 20 Shinies


Ring of Shards
Shoot jagged ice from your finger and make the bullies cry.
Price: 20 Shinies


Sun Ring
Gives the wearer an eternal beam of light. Useful for raiding the Pirates' hold.
Price: 25 Shinies


Pendant of Eternal Love
The wearer will instantly fall in love with you. Side effects not serious enough to mention here...
Price: 25 Shinies


Necklace of Luck
Be lucky in whatever you do for one day. Except where ninjas are concerned. >.> <.<
Price: 30 Shinies


Amulet of Fire
Burn people with your very eyes. A must have for every mother.
Price: 30 Shinies

Potions


Llama Potion
Pour it on something, and it'll turn into a llama! Or drink it yourself and you'll turn into a llama! -These potions are one-use only and the thing will stay a llama for one hour, forty-three minutes and sixteen seconds. Don't only pour half the potion on something, because, well... Don't ask. Just don't do it. I'm serious. And if you don't drink every last drop of that potion if you want to turn into a llama, well... oAo;;
Price: 12 Shinies


Drought of Death
Having trouble sleeping? This is the potion for you.
Price: 15 Shinies


Goo Gass
A potion to clear every room.
Price: 13 Shinies


Liquid of Lepers
Like a disease in a bottle, infect all your friends and watch them literally fall to pieces!
Price: 18 Shinies


Sticky Potion
Throw this at your enemies and they will be stuck on the same board for hours. For best results, use on a 'Bloider.
Price: 15 Shinies

Weapons


Imitation Steel Dagger
It may not be usable, but it certainly looks threatening.
Price: 10 Shinies


Sandy Sword
Not good for much except getting sand down your pants. D:
Price: 10 Shinies


Pocket Bomb
Disclaimer: This weapon is liable to explode at any moment without prior warning. Keep out of reach of Ninjas.
Price: 15 Shinies


Magical Bow of Promise
Hold your friends to ransom if they don't come through for you. Alternatively, you could shoot yourself...
Price 15 Shinies


Dirty Sling Shot
Semi-automatic 50 cal, horizontal clip. Shoot inuendo at your friends and rivals.
Price: 17 Shinies


Paper Throwing Star
About the only lethal weapon we sell. NOT!
Price: 10 Shinies


Ice Mace
One use item only. Shatters on impact.
Price: 7 Shinies


Spear of Returnings
You may be wanting to stab your rival, but what goes around, always comes around.
Price: 15 Shinies


Ever-chasing Ankle Trap
Set this little nipper on your friends and see them dance as their ankles are torn to shreds.
Price: 25 Shinies

Mage Plushies


Hunter Plushie (L)
Price: 30 Shinies


Celestial Plushie (L)
Price: 30 Shinies


Sarn Plushie (L)
Price: 30 Shinies


Overlord the Weewoo Plushie (S)
Price: 20 Shinies

Other


Dream Pipe
Send your opponent into a very...colourful sleep. Make sure to wear earplugs.
Price: 20 Shinies


Dirble's Blob Mixture
Little living blobs that you can eat. They pack a real PUNCH!
Price: 16 Shinies


Bloody Beans
A treat for vampires and werewolves.
Price: 10 Shinies


PingMing Jelly Beans
Trust me, you do NOT want to know what they are. Side effects include itching, sneezing, gasping, roaring, gloating, burning, tingling and in rare cases, explosive verbal diarrhea.
Price: 8 Shinies


Chocolate Dragon's Wing
Ever wonder what a Dragon's wing tastes like?
Price: 15 Shinies


Dyna-Candlestick
*flees*
Price: 15 Shinies


Spring-loaded Confetti
Watch these little beauties bounce around for hours, building up kenetic energy.
Price: 10 Shinies


Bag of Noise
Open it up and hear a random noise. It could be a word, phrase, animal or object.
Price: 15 Shinies


Animal Beans
Each bean will allow you to make different kinds of animal noises for as long as the bean lasts!
Price: 13 Shinies

Hire A Mage

Note: There is a 200 Shiny 'working conditions' fee should any mage be employed for a task that endangers his or her life or integrity.

Mage: Azzie
Services: Entertainment by rainbows and colour/light shows.
Hourly Rate: 20 Shinies

Mage: Fuzzee
Services: "You can hire me with Azzie to entertain you! You can pick Azzie without me, but you can't pick me without Azzie. I also can summon a bunch of animals, including a magic rainbow llama and a sparkling puppy, so this can be entertainment or you can just ride around on/pet them. :3"
Hourly Rate: 20 Shinies

Mage: Rikku
Services: "*ahem* Step right up, ladies and gentlemen and undetermined! Today, for purely your benefit and your benefit alone, I'm offering just what you've always dreamed of, the prize over that rainbow. Taxidermy! =D Yes, for a limited time only, I will help preserve your treasured friends. Did you lose a dog? A goldfish? A politician? Within a few short hours, they can be stuffed and on your mantelpiece! (Mantelpieces not included. Only while stocks last. Actual resurrection or reanimation extra.)"
Hourly Rate: 20 Shinies

Mage: Tiger
Services: "You can have various animals out of "mist", though they interact with objects as solid animals would (except, they can dissipate into people, but only if they're told to. Usually.) So Tiger could probably offer various temporary animal-themed services; a horse for a busy day of errands, dogs to sniff things out or guard them, possibly various animals to practice fighting....and anything else people can think of."
Hourly Rate: 20 Shinies

Mage: Ginz
Services: Healing and happiness. "Who needs band-aids when you have shiny magic?"
Hourly Rate: 20 Shinies

Mage: Celestial
Services: "I could deliver messages or act as a fighter/air mage. If anybody also has dragon problems, they can be fixed easily too."
Hourly Rate: 20 Shinies

Mage: Sarn
Services: "I will sing any enchantment for you, woo your dearest love in your stead so that he or she or it might love you all the more, and I can woo you too, if you're that way inclined."
Hourly Rate: Free if you're a good kisser, otherwise, 20 Shinies

Mage: Omni
Services: "I do a lot of stuff with energy and auras. So let me at something with an aura, magical or natural, and I'll do my best to identify, or track it for you! I can also embue* things with energy, or drain it from them. Extra fee applies when I do anything more to a person's aura than read it.

*Not enchant, imbue. To what extent depends on what I'm imbuing. "
Price: 20 Shinies

Mage: Spottie
Services: "Need that extra bit of luck? Looking for answers to your future? Spottie, also called Spottie the Roadside Sorceress, has just the enchantment you need. (beleive me, I can tell these things) A simple fortune is only five shinies.And, if that future is unpleasant, You can brighten it with a good fortune charm: only 10 shinies for an hour of perfect luck.(note: Ninja-proof spells cost 15 shinies more) And, last but not least, if you crave revenge, a bad-luck hex costs only 20 shinies, your choice of common cold, head lice, spider infestasion, or, for 5 shinies more, rabid squirrels. (note: pirate-proofing is 15 shinies extra)"
Price: Indicated in services.

Credits

A huge thank you to Omni for the elemental gems, Vapor for the plushies of Celestial, Hunter and Overlord, Celestial for the Sarn plushie and dream pipe as well as pricing, Fuzzee for the Llama Potion, Neopets for all the other images and every Mage for their kind support in offering their services to aid our wonderful guild.

[Draco]

A Ninja in a black coat wanders into the store with a list in his hand.

"I am here for multiple items. One Denizens of the Deep
Grogaks and Pollitops galore!, one Necklace of Luck, One PingMing Jelly Beans, and last on my list is Two Pocket Bombs."

[Amneiger]

Amneiger had heard that the Mages were selling books. Books were always good. Surely they couldn't be dangerous?

On the other hand, some of other things on sale here looked pretty dangerous as well, but they also looked interesting. Fortunately, he'd brought a hoverboard to pile things on this time.

After a long period of carefully counting his shinies and trying to get things to balance correctly, Amneiger pulled the board towards the shopkeeper.

"This is one of each book, a Sun Ring, a Liquid of Lepers, a Pocket bomb, a Dream Pipe, and a Bag of Noise." He put 181 shinies into neat stacks on the counter.

[Deleted]

Ah, welcome... ninja... I see you are after some of our specialty sweets, quite a treat indeed. Lets see now... 12, 30, 8 and two 15's... That'll be 80 Shinies.

Pleasure doing business with you, good sir. Do come back again, won't you?

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2009 23:34:42 GMT -5 Amneiger said:

Amneiger had heard that the Mages were selling books. Books were always good. Surely they couldn't be dangerous?

On the other hand, some of other things on sale here looked pretty dangerous as well, but they also looked interesting. Fortunately, he'd brought a hoverboard to pile things on this time.

After a long period of carefully counting his shinies and trying to get things to balance correctly, Amneiger pulled the board towards the shopkeeper.

"This is one of each book, a Sun Ring, a Liquid of Lepers, a Pocket bomb, a Dream Pipe, and a Bag of Noise." He put 181 shinies into neat stacks on the counter.

Sarn smiled at the 'fleeter, his eyes twinkling. "Pleasure, as always, Mr. Amneiger."

[Draco]

Draco smiles and hands over the Shinies. He places the items into random pockets of his belt and coat, than he bows.

"I've been waiting to get my hand on some of these for a while. I'll be sure to come again."

With that he disappears into a shadow.

"Oooh, tingly... Now itching... BURNING!!!"

[Huntress]

And when the shop had gone suitably empty and there weren't any annoying witnesses around, something dark blue and very fast rocketed through the door, bolted from one random object to another, landed on the counter and turned into a panting dark blue meepit dragging along a leather pouch that was very nearly his size.

"Hunty's gonna kill me, yes she will," he gasped mostly to himself, then fixed his standard unnerving meepitstare on Sarn. "Hi there..." there was an evaluating pause, "...you. I'll have a chocolate dragon wing, two bags of PingMing Jelly Beans, five bags of 'em animal beans, and you might want to hurry up before we'll both get shot, howmuchwillthatbeplz?"

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]"Geez Louise, you'd think they'd draw up a decent map of this place." A very confused Rider wandered up to the counter. "I'll take one Chronicles of the Sun, one Chronicles of the Moon and one Pendant of Eternal Love, PLEASE don't ask questions about what I'm doing with the latter." One could almost see the anime sweatdrop on her face.[/glow]

[Deleted]

Sarn got a bit of a fright when the meepit suddenly whizzed up and chattered away to him. He listened carefully, pulled out the bags of beans and Dragon's Wing for the wee fellow and handed them over.

"That'll be 96 Shinies, if I calculate correct," he said, holding out his hand, nervous of the Meepit's sharp teeth.

No sooner had he paid and left, then a rather sheepish looking Rider entered. She browsed for ages before slipping two books and a pendant onto the counter. *anime sweat drop*

"Rider..." Sarn began, seeing the objects. He grinned at his hands, trying to hide his smirk from the mangy pirate, took her 45 Shinies and waited till she'd left before he cracked up laughing, howling with glee.

[Goosh]

Goosh approaches the counter, carefully counting shinies in his paw. "Let's see...how much for Hawk Eyes and a Necklace of Luck?"

[Deleted]

Sarn leaned over the counter and grinned. "Normally, 500 Shinies... But since you're my kid, I'll have to take a zero off."

^_~

[Draco]

Draco wanders into the store.

"One of every book, except Denizens of the Deep."971

[Deleted]

Sarn scowled and started pulling books off the shelf behind him. "Gimme them shinies!" He leaned forward, dumped a huge pile of books on the desk and held out his hands longingly. "75 in total."

[Draco]

Draco hands over 225 shinies.

"Ten Pocket Bombs as well please."

He than starts to slide the books into the shadow pockets in his coat and belt bags.

[spottie]

"Sarn! I have more necklaces of luck to sell"

Spottie hands over a basket containing 25 Necklaces of Luck.

"No charge, but I'll take a chocolate dragon's wing. 15 shinies, right?"