Something Else for Birdy to Neglect

[Birdy]

Birdy's The Danger Zone Persona-thingy. ph34r.

Name: Birdy Wyndham

Forum Nickname: Birdy

Species: Human. (Ya, rly.)

Transformations: None.

Appearance: Just past shoulder-length brown hair that's normally kept back in a braid, darkish blue eyes, glasses with silvery-black frames; as for clothes, jeans and a t-shirt. Prefers to go barefooted.

Character type: Supporter of the Stealth Velociraptors with a Rum Problem. And a Parlax fangirl.

Weapon of Choice: Cali (my trash-can lid) or Asploding Fruticakes. Will use the occasional flamethrower. Cuz fire is shiny. ^_^
Also wields an Astronomy Club, but that's only to whack Rob over the head when he doesn't get stories written.

Magical capabilities: None.

Personality: Crazy.

~Tabloid Data~

Rivalries: None.

Mother: None.

Father: None.

Siblings: Nat, Celestial, and Azzie.

Husband: Rob. <3

Children: Parlax (adopted).

~Alter-egos or Other Persons~

Bird-fella. A sidekick to Zorka, the feared Dust Cybunny villain of NTAG. Has a "I'm gonna take over da world!" streak. Prone to emotinal breakdowns when her plans are revealed. Teh Keepit is her side-kick. Teh Keepit loves shiny things. Teh Keepit is also known as Reve. Bird-fella is also a bit of a pyromaniac.
Bird-fella talks in this colour.


Miss Author. Author of One Crazy Day, and torturer of famous Neopians. Likes destroying famous Neopian's egos by giving them cutesy nicknames and dressing them in lacy, frilly, pink stuff.
Miss Author talks in this colour.

Snoopy. Miss Author's Magical Quill and Book. A snarky, cynical book.
Snoopy talks in this colour.



Cowbirdy. Not much is known about her. Discovered by Reve.
Since not much is known about Cowbirdy, she doesn't have a colour. _Yet.
Update: It is suspected that Cowbirdy might live in the town of Goldrun.


Willing to be used in Tabloids?: Meh, maybe. It depends.


Other:

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[Birdy]

Update:

Sept 1, 2009 2:32:24 GMT -5 @adoqhina said:

BIRDY YOU ARE PRETTY!

Sept 1, 2009 2:33:39 GMT -5 Birdy said:

Thank-you! =D

Sept 1, 2009 2:38:42 GMT -5 @adoqhina said:

Yes, yes, I saw your pretty picture and you are pretty. *licks your nose* :3

Sept 1, 2009 2:39:17 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

After I saw her pretty picture, I proposed to her. :3 I hope you don't mind.

Sept 1, 2009 2:45:21 GMT -5 Birdy said:

... I should probably update my persona profile with that. xD;

Sept 1, 2009 2:46:55 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

Are you going to accept? :3 Formally, I mean?

Sept 1, 2009 2:48:47 GMT -5 Birdy said:

I thought I had! XD

Butsure. :3

I, BIRDY WYNDHAM, HEREBY PUBLICLY ACCEPT ROB'S PROPOSAL.

EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T GIVE ME A SHINY WHEN HE PROPOSED.

Thar~ =D

Sept 1, 2009 2:51:25 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

Yay! Now, who wants to marry us and make me an official polygamist? :3

Sept 1, 2009 2:53:01 GMT -5 @enchantmentunknown said:

I WILL FOR THE FEE OF A SNOG AND 3 BUM TAPS

Sept 1, 2009 2:54:32 GMT -5 @adoqhina said:

:3 *raises paw*

Sept 1, 2009 2:55:25 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

Yay! Sorry, Skye, but I think it only appropriate that my first wife marry me to my second. :3 *gives you a snog and three bum-taps anyway*

Sept 1, 2009 2:56:49 GMT -5 Birdy said:

_{You're only a polygamist if Sarn remains alive. *shifty eyes*}

Sept 1, 2009 3:05:56 GMT -5 @adoqhina said:

Lesse now... Ahem...

Dearly hated, we are gathered in a random sprawl of lustful romping to witness... or maybe witness if you're a little too distracted... the union of these two hawt people. Mawwiage is a wonderful thing. It can be given to almost anyone and anything, last any number of years, days, hours, minutes or seconds, and can include any number of bites depending on how many marshmellows you can stick to your face.

Rob, do you take this OMG BIRDY SO HAWT to be your Bloidally wedded love muffin, in warts and in crabs, in random doodles of nekkidness and in playah-ness, to have and to lick for as long as you still have interest in her hawtness?

Sept 1, 2009 3:09:21 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

You bet I do!

Sept 1, 2009 3:13:15 GMT -5 Birdy said:

8| Isn't anyone going to ask me whether or not I take Rob?

Sept 1, 2009 3:14:51 GMT -5 @adoqhina said:

And do you, Birdy, take OMG HAWT ROB WANNA LICK ALL OVER AND IN SPECIAL PLACES to be your Bloidally wedded husband, in orgies and in sweet tender kisses that seem to last an age, in wondering what the heck he's got there and in his obsession with Hamlet, for as long as you both don't get sick of this arrangement and come to me for comfort SCORED!

Sept 1, 2009 3:15:54 GMT -5 Birdy said:

XD

SURE WHY NOT. 83

Sept 1, 2009 3:22:36 GMT -5 @adoqhina said:

Then, by the power which I don't actually have, I now pronounce you, person and person. May you be blessed with many stroking and doring Sarns to love you tenderly. *snogs both of you*

Sept 1, 2009 3:24:53 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

*smooches Sarn* *smooches Birdy* *smooches Sarn again* *smooches everyone else here, including lurkers* *smooches himself*

Sept 1, 2009 3:29:30 GMT -5 Birdy said:

*gives kisses back*

*in the form of chocolate, lululz*

Sept 1, 2009 3:31:16 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

My favorite kind of kisses! We're a perfect match. :3

Sept 1, 2009 3:32:37 GMT -5 Birdy said:

Yay! <3

Sept 1, 2009 3:05:22 GMT -5 Birdy said:

*shows off her new shiny* ^_____________^

Sept 1, 2009 3:07:30 GMT -5 ♥ Azzie said:

A SHIP. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT MONTHS AGO. 8DDDDDD

Sept 1, 2009 3:17:11 GMT -5 @enchantmentunknown said:

CLEAR THE PATH FOR THE LOVEBIRDS FOLKS!!!
*waits for them to sprint off arm in arm in moments*

Sept 1, 2009 3:18:56 GMT -5 Birdy said:

Psh, forget sprinting off arm-in-arm.

*revs car that can go 200+ mph* 8D

...

No, I'm not a licensed driver; why do you ask? :3

Sept 1, 2009 3:21:11 GMT -5 @rosabellk said:

*hangs on for dear life*

Sept 1, 2009 3:24:30 GMT -5 Birdy said:

... Seatbelt, dearest. :3

*waits for you to buckle it then floors it* 8D *has no idea the car was in reverse*

*flings arms over head*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~! 8DDDDDD

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And that is how Rob and I came to be married~ :3 <3

[Birdy]

Update:

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Birdy: How does Rob feel about adoption? =3

Rob: Rob loves adoption! He doesn't have any children yet, so he'll be excited to find out whom Birdy is bringing into the family!

Birdy: Yay! =D So how 'bout we adopts Parlax? 83

Rob: Words cannot express my approval of that idea! (I assume your fangirling has no element of 'shipping to it; otherwise that would be Oedipal and creepy. )

Birdy: No, no 'shipping. :3 ... Unless you count trying to marry him to a Blender. XD

YAY! 8D Then it's settled. <3

...

So who gets to tell him? ._.

Rob: Hmm, you're closer to him, but I don't know your exact relationship; might he panic if you told him you were now his mother? Maybe it would be better if I eased him into it: "I adopted you. OHYEAHAND... Birdy's my wife. "

Birdy: Heh, he'd probably just look at me and calmly tell me I'm certifiably insane and should seek out professional psychiatric help. x3

Ohhhhhh... Doit Doit Doit. 833333 Butfirst. *hands video camera* We must get his reaction on tape. 8D

Rob: All right, here it goes... *searches the Space Station and Kreludor for Parlax* Ah, there you are!

Parlax: What do you want, human? Are you going to use me in another of your silly musicals?

Me: No, actually... I want to adopt you.

Parlax: ...

Me: ...

Parlax: ...

Me: ...Say something!

Parlax: And why would I let you adopt me?

Me: Because I'll give you some pie?

Parlax: Hmm, I do like pie...

Me: Also, Birdy will be your mother.

Parlax: ...

Me: ...

Parlax: I don't know if I can deal with that. She's certifiably insane and should seek out professional help.

Me: Oh, come on, humor us!

Parlax: Oh, fine.

Me: Yay!

Parlax: But don't think I'm doing it because I like you or Birdy. I just really like pie.


Well, that went pretty smoothly!

Birdy: 8D YAY! *stranglehugs Parlax*

Parlax: *attempts to pry my arms from around his neck so he may breathe once more*

Rob: Yay, our first child! Time to update your persona page.

Birdy: Bwee, I'm doing that now! x3 *whacks you with a pillow for being a mind-reader*

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And that is how Birdy and Rob came to have adopted Parlax. :3

[Birdy]

Update:


Nat and Celestial are now my sisters. :3

[Birdy]

Update: Azzie and I are sisters now. ;D