THE CULT OF OUR DIVINE PATRICK

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THE CULT OF OUR DIVINE PATRICK

Hello. We are the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick. Welcome, namaste, and please leave your feet at the door. Shoes only in the shrine.

Founded in 1874, the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick was formed to honour the overpowering greatness of our God, Patrick. We worship his stylish taste in clothing and strange multi-gender qualities. We honour all that he has put into the land of NTWF, such as filing and ordering Tabloids.

To your left are the alters where we place our various offerings to the almighty God Patrick. Good offerings are fresh fruit and crutches. Bad offerings are puppy dog tails or your virginity. To the right are the labs where we research the essence of Patrick itself. Who is this mysterious God? Where did he come from? Does he really have six toes on one foot? All this and more shall hopefully be answered in time.



COODP NEWS

13th of June/Patriconia, the 407th Year of Patrick's Loving Embrace

I HAVE SPOKEN WITH THE HOLY ONE!

Before him I trembled like a child, and could not bring myself to look him in the eyes. I ended up speaking like a dog would, to demonstrate his overwhelming power over us all! Take a look:

plz can i make a cult 4 u?

His response, after he finally figured out what was going on?

'course

AND SO IT IS DECIDED WE HAVE THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE DIVINE PATRICK! Those who join the leagues of the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick will surely be blessed!




The Teachings Our Divine Patrick

0523ck said:

[glow=hotpink,2,300]Cream puffs anyone?[/glow]

0523ck said:

[glow=hotpink,2,300]XDDDD

*um... does some smexeh crutch action* [/glow]

The Leauges Of The Cult Of Our Divine Patrick

• Nick, The High Priest Of Our Divine Patrick
  
• Bag, The Janitor Of Our Divine Patrick And By Extension Patrick's Divinity
  
• Leoness, The Tailor Of The Uniforms And Robes Of The Leauges Of The Cult Of Our Divine Patrick, And Other Assorted Tasks
  
• Rider, The Lighter Of The Divine Incense Of Offering To Our Divine Patrick Whilst In The Buff To Please And Pleasure And Happyful Him
  
• Frozen, Within Whom Our Divine Patrick Has Placed The Trust Of Having The Glue In The Hair That Our Divine Patrick Demands Remains Sticky
  
• Jesus, The Beater Of Those Who Worship Our Divine Patrick Over The Head With The First Commandment So That He Might Be Beaten Over The Head By Rider With Another Commandment In An Act That Probably Breaks Seven Other Commandments, She's Lost Track Sozlol
  
• Gav, The Carrier Of The Things That Which Our Divine Patrick In His Infinate Wisdom Has Deemed Must Be Carried, Being The Things That Our Divine Patrick Sees In A Light Higher Than To Be Left Where They Are And Therefore Worthy To Be Carried By Our Esteemed Carrier Of Things, Gav.

Join now and get your dehumanising uniform absolutely free!




Task Of The Week For The Leagues Of The Cult Of Our Divine Patrick

0523ck said:

[glow=hotpink,2,300]Can I try the rainbow one? ^_^[/glow]

In the grand scheme of things, wouldn't we all rather try a rainbow one? Ponder this.

[bag]

I'd be eternally grateful to be the janitor of Patrick's divinity.

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bag said:

I'd be eternally grateful to be the janitor of Patrick's divinity.

*salutes* It is an honour to have you join us in this celestial journey into the world of our Divine Patrick. *hands you the pink and green robes and points you in the direction of a mop*

Of course being so Divine we rarely make spillages but there are the odd mishaps Namaste to you, good sir.

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Uhm... if the almighty Patrick is a God - what would his mother be then?

<_<

>_>

xD

[bag]

newnick said:

bag said:

I'd be eternally grateful to be the janitor of Patrick's divinity.

*salutes* It is an honour to have you join us in this celestial journey into the world of our Divine Patrick. *hands you the pink and green robes and points you in the direction of a mop*

Of course being so Divine we rarely make spillages but there are the odd mishaps Namaste to you, good sir.

Um...Namaste to you too?

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leoness said:

Uhm... if the almighty Patrick is a God - what would his mother be then?

<_<

>_>

xD

A willing new member of the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick, that's what!

And also probably a god herself or something but if that were case I would be too and so would most of the forum. :-3 So let's assume Patrick got his almighty powers from some sort of food poisoning.

[bag]

newnick said:

leoness said:

Uhm... if the almighty Patrick is a God - what would his mother be then?

<_<

>_>

xD

A willing new member of the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick, that's what!

And also probably a god herself or something but if that were case I would be too and so would most of the forum. :-3 So let's assume Patrick got his almighty powers from some sort of food poisoning.

Powers or "Powers"? *is shot*

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newnick said:

leoness said:

Uhm... if the almighty Patrick is a God - what would his mother be then?

<_<

>_>

xD

A willing new member of the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick, that's what!

And also probably a god herself or something but if that were case I would be too and so would most of the forum. :-3 So let's assume Patrick got his almighty powers from some sort of food poisoning.

Are you trying to saying that I feed my son poisoned food??? ;

Okay - I'm cool with that.

Can I be the taylor of the sect/cult/religion thing?
I wanna make robes for the priests, and garments and the like

Does this 'church' have a logo or symbol to make a reference to His allmighty-ness? <_<

[cyrillen]

Nick, are you turning Hindu?

[Rider]

cyrillen said:

Nick, are you turning Hindu?

[glow=red,2,300]Would that make Patrick Shiva?

Male in reality, but female, ill-clothed and sexy in video games?

*slapped* x_o

I'll light incense for the cult! *waves matches around happily*[/glow]

[cyrillen]

ridergirl333 said:

cyrillen said:

Nick, are you turning Hindu?

[glow=red,2,300]Would that make Patrick Shiva?

Male in reality, but female, ill-clothed and sexy in video games?
[/glow]

Thankz, Rider. . .

[Patrick (Forumerly Known As)]

[glow=hotpink,2,300]... [/glow]

[phoenixblessed]

Nick... you are so dead.



*runs after with a katana*

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bag said:

newnick said:

A willing new member of the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick, that's what!

And also probably a god herself or something but if that were case I would be too and so would most of the forum. :-3 So let's assume Patrick got his almighty powers from some sort of food poisoning.

Powers or "Powers"? *is shot*

No guns in the Shrine to Our Divine (hehe, that rhymes) Patrick plz. kthnxbai.

leoness said:

newnick said:

A willing new member of the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick, that's what!

And also probably a god herself or something but if that were case I would be too and so would most of the forum. :-3 So let's assume Patrick got his almighty powers from some sort of food poisoning.

Are you trying to saying that I feed my son poisoned food??? ;

Okay - I'm cool with that.

Can I be the taylor of the sect/cult/religion thing?
I wanna make robes for the priests, and garments and the like

Does this 'church' have a logo or symbol to make a reference to His allmighty-ness? <_<

You certainly may. :-3 Welcome to the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick. Tailoring materials will be supplied when our first bank heist is successful. Until then if you can make uniforms and robes from the cardboard boxes in the corner I would much appriciate it, and so would Our Divine Patrick.

cyrillen said:

Nick, are you turning Hindu?

No, I watch too much Lost and it is on there and YOU WANT TO JOIN DON'T YOU?! Yes. Yes you do.

ridergirl333 said:

cyrillen said:

Nick, are you turning Hindu?

[glow=red,2,300]Would that make Patrick Shiva?

Male in reality, but female, ill-clothed and sexy in video games?

*slapped* x_o

I'll light incense for the cult! *waves matches around happily*[/glow]

Phh, they play Poker together but they certainly aren't the same person. Or... are they? *Twilight Zone music plays*

Welcome, my dear, to the Cult Of Our Divine Patrick. In charge of burning things you must make sure you are not flammable yourself. This means nudity at all times, since clothes are so ready to catch alight (and soaked in booze by you pirates).

0523ck said:

[glow=hotpink,2,300]... [/glow]

MORTALS! X-O LISTEN TO HIM FOR HE HAS SPOKEN.

phoenixblessed said:

Nick... you are so dead.



*runs after with a katana*

My time will not come until the Majesty Our Divine Patrick decides it. *flees in a highpriestish fashion*

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]... Should I move this to Tabloid Town, or are you guys gonna try not to kill/"kill" each other?

*is a hypocrite, since she mentioned nudity first* [/glow]