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Post by zarikrahia on May 31, 2007 20:54:13 GMT -5
Kat's solution worked.
>.> Poor Riku Illusion.
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Post by Ikkin on Jun 10, 2007 21:18:08 GMT -5
Cat Assassin, you have been given two different suggestions (because the judge couldn't make up her mind) for your rainbow beetle problem. Evie wrote, Cat Assasain:
There's only on thing these beetles can be.......arctic rainbow circus beetles!!!! That's right, arctic rainbow circus beetles. They're quite rare. So make them work with you!!! Train your beetle like a flea circus and MAKE YOUR MILLIONS!! Warning: TThey need to be in a sealed enviorment or they'll freeze everything!!! Of course, you don't have to but it's a suggestion.
The way to get the beetles off is to go down to your local shop and get a packet salt and vinegar crisps ( HAVE TO be salt and vinegar. That's the only kind they like) and lure them off. Also, cookies work too. You could also sell them off to the Diagon alley pet shop (I'm sure they'd like rainbow beetles)..........I also heard they taste like chicken when fried ^^ And Salah wrote: Cat Assassin:
The simplest method would be to static shock your fur a couple times with a very weak lightning spell. That should chase those critters out of your fur for good.
If you'd rather not use that method, you could try using telepathy to speak with the beetles. (I know you have telepathy. How else could you have contacted us without moving?) Explain to them as gently as you can that, although you have nothing against beetles, their presence is a bit of an inconvenience. Try to throw in a couple compliments. You don't want them to start biting you as well.
Another option is to go to a nice forest with plenty of wet leaves on the ground, and lie down or lean against a tree so the beetles have somewhere to go. (I'd try not to crush them if I were you. Rainbow beetles sound rare, and if you think live beetles are bad, imagine what it's like to have squished dead beetles in your fur. Ick.) If all goes well, they'll decide that the environment around you is preferable to your fur and leave you alone. So, which will you choose? *** Shino, you have been given two different suggestions (because the judge couldn't make up her mind) for your (likely non-existent) girl problem. Michelle wrote, Shino: I’m afraid you can’t completely get rid of them all unless you get rid of those (debatable) rugged good looks. You can get rid of most of them by casting an illusion to disguise those looks with a combination of a mutant Moehog’s face and a teenage witch (i.e. with lots of warts and such), and letting me get pictures to post everywhere. This serves a double purpose—the first being to deter fangirls, and the second to capture that amusing image for all of eternity. And Ginz wrote: Dear Shino:
I think you should become a vampire. =3 What? Vampires are cool! And you get to keep your looks! Only... with paler skin, maybe. >_>
You know how vampires don't reflect on mirrors? Well, that makes me think it's impossible to photograph them. ^_^ No one will be able to ask for you picture! Besides, you'd sleep all day and wake up at night, which will make it impossible for them to keep up with your schedule! Even if they do, one of the advantages of the night is the darkness, which can help you escape easily! And as a vampire, you can turn into your bat form and FLY AWAY! =D Isn't that so awesome? They'll probabl be so scared that you'll suck their blood that they won't bother you anyway.
You asked help to survive, and you know what? Vampires are undead creatures... you won't have to worry about living and dying anymore! =D
Not sure if that's what you wanted, but think about it. It solves all your problems! XD
- Ginz the Gentle So, which will you choose? *** Note: We need more requests. >.> |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Jun 11, 2007 7:47:36 GMT -5
For the sake of making a request, and because I really do need a solution to this.
A certain local chronomancer is coming up my way a few weeks time. I need to take pictures of his booty for a certain dragon person. Problem is, I will most probably get stabbed before being able to do anything. How can I take pictures of his booty without him knowing?
Practicality is valued for this problem. Try to limit apparatus to a digital camera/cameraphone.
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Post by zhunter on Jun 12, 2007 12:38:23 GMT -5
I rather liked Ginz's suggestion. I am now an immortal vampire. Of course these pale features are now bringing in vamp-fan girls, but...ThankyougottagoI'mbeingchasedagain!!! ~Shino |
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Post by zarikrahia on Jun 12, 2007 20:18:17 GMT -5
Rawr.
A-hem!
I am Zari's cat. Her other cat. Not the fat one, he's Harry. I tend to go unnoticed due to the fact I am a domestic animal. What should I do to make you freaky humans realize my name is not 'Awww, it's so cute, what it's name? Can I hold it?'
I AM NOT AN IT *BROKEN CAPS LOCK*
ZAHAERE EMAYA o *no longer broken
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jun 12, 2007 20:45:31 GMT -5
Evie's solution: Doesn't work. Vyt's forcing me to stick with his daughter's suggestion, but I keep telling him the beetles do not seem to be hungry.
... And what the heck are arctic rainbow circus beetles? I haven't found even one of them.
Salah's solution worked though... I managed to get rid of them by rubbing myself against a tree on a rainforest while Vyt talked with the beetles he looked silly doing it, too. Not good for me, though. The static electricity multiplied to a mild shock when I rubbed on wet tree.
Thanks, though. I'm toasted, but bug-free!
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Five minutes later...
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I need service from the magical people! For some unknown reasons, my body had started to wither into colorful streams of butterflies! As of the time of this letter, my legs had been changed completely!
Assist me in any way, and be rewarded with kindness you have never visualized in eternity!
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Post by zhunter on Jun 14, 2007 9:24:28 GMT -5
Once again I am under extreme and dire peril. Although it has nothing whatsoever do to with my resolved female problem I probably do need a magical woman's advice on this.
Okay, so I was playing my guitar, just minding my own business when suddenly I had the irresistable urge to go kiss the nearest girl. I was in the 'Bloids so the nearest girl happened to be Crystal. After those very unfortunate events I was left very maimed. Can somebody conjure up a solution so that I'll be protected (if you know what I mean) everytime I respawn and/or heal? ^__^ Gracías en avance.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 19:33:02 GMT -5
Shino, Shino, Shino...*laughs*
I'd put in a request but I don't have any problems that won't be solved without sugar. ^^
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Post by PFA on Jul 23, 2007 23:04:13 GMT -5
You've gotta help! There's a flower growing out of my nose and it won't come out! It looks really ridiculous and I'll be laughed at!  What should I do? --PFA, who has probably watched too much anime |
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Post by Amneiger on Oct 5, 2007 1:50:05 GMT -5
According to these Guild Wars chronicles I've been reading, Ikkin said that everybody has some latent magical ability in them. Is there any way to test how much of this ability there is and what kind it might be? I'm interested in having myself tested for magical potential, since none has shown up so far.
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Post by Clocky: Activity is a Thing on Mar 3, 2008 6:54:16 GMT -5
Can I still mack a wreck West? =D
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Post by Jina on Mar 4, 2008 2:08:27 GMT -5
HELP ME! I ate a Meepit, and now I'm turning into one!
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Post by Cyborg on Mar 4, 2008 21:53:14 GMT -5
ninjina: I know use a stomach pump to get the meepit out and then you should stop mutating into one!!!!!
PFA: Go to the hospital and get a flowerectomy!
ZAHAERE EMAYA: Wear a sign saying " Hi I'm ZAHAERE EMAYA, call me an it and I will cough hairballs on you!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2008 3:14:37 GMT -5
HELP!!!
My synagogue has a Purim carnival every year. Now, for those who don't know, Purim is a festive holiday when you're supposed to dress up and be happy, hence, the carnival. In years passed, I've never had to have a costume if I didn't want one, but this year, the religious school director wants all the madrichim (teacher's assistants, myself included) to come in costumes. Well...I don't have a costume.
So. I need, need, need a costume idea, before the 21st, when the carnival is. I don't have a lot of time to put into the costume, and I don't have a lot of money, either, although I could probably spend a few bucks if it'll make the costume. The costume doesn't need to be elaborate or flashy, but it should be recognizable (meaning, no King Wolf, even if I had the time to do something so cool -_-).
My greatest thanks--you guys will save my life if you can think of a costume for me! ^_^
Nevermind. I went as a werewolf, and when anyone said I looked normal, I told them that was simply because the moon wasn't out. :D
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