Post by Enn on Jun 19, 2007 9:34:30 GMT -5
BOB COMPETITIONS
The competition is closed, and I got entries from ten people! C:
Ok since I suck at drawing I'll describe my NPC Bob. Mr. Moanehplees with dollar signs for eyes and holding a dollar bill. If I can't do Mr Moanehplees then a black Bob with a red lightsaber and Darth Vader mask. ^_^
Name: Darth Bobula
Age: 25 - 30
What he'd do in the Manor: Train the Bobs in the way of the dark side and possibly (very rarely if so) give out a red lightsaber for your bob ( no Vader masks though it's Vader's signature.).^_^
Name: Darth Bobula
Age: 25 - 30
What he'd do in the Manor: Train the Bobs in the way of the dark side and possibly (very rarely if so) give out a red lightsaber for your bob ( no Vader masks though it's Vader's signature.).^_^
I probably went a bit overboard, but oh well. My entry for your contest:
Name: Ethor
Physical description (and other description!): Ethor is a pure white Bob, except for his bright blue eyes, which seem to glow. His touch is like ice, almost freezing what he touches. He cannot speak, and it is said his vocal cords are frosen solid, along with most of his organs, for he does not eat, drink, or sleep.
Nothing seems to hurt him, except for heat, especially fire. He lives up near the Dark Patch, and it may even be possible that he created it to keep anything, even the sun, from burning him.
But for all of his oddities, Ethor has a kind heart. If he has a heart. Well, he's kind, anyway. He likes selling cold drinks and frozen stuff to Bobs who've had a bit too much heat and want to cool down.
Age: Unknown, probably no older than the Oracle.
What he'd do in the Manor: Sell cold and frozen stuff. And have a chance of freezing Bobs when they buy somthing from him.
Name: Ethor
Physical description (and other description!): Ethor is a pure white Bob, except for his bright blue eyes, which seem to glow. His touch is like ice, almost freezing what he touches. He cannot speak, and it is said his vocal cords are frosen solid, along with most of his organs, for he does not eat, drink, or sleep.
Nothing seems to hurt him, except for heat, especially fire. He lives up near the Dark Patch, and it may even be possible that he created it to keep anything, even the sun, from burning him.
But for all of his oddities, Ethor has a kind heart. If he has a heart. Well, he's kind, anyway. He likes selling cold drinks and frozen stuff to Bobs who've had a bit too much heat and want to cool down.
Age: Unknown, probably no older than the Oracle.
What he'd do in the Manor: Sell cold and frozen stuff. And have a chance of freezing Bobs when they buy somthing from him.
Well, if I can win shiny things, here's my idea (though I recycled all the doodles of her):
Physical description/Picture: One stormy night, the doorbell of Bob Manor rang. Sponge and Cy eagerly answered it. Standing in the pouring rain was a cheery purplish Bob with a nice hairdo. She spoke rapidly in Smoo with Sponge and carried her big suitcase up to the attic where she set up shop.
Name: Sarah
Age: 24
What she'd do in the Manor: Sarah sells cosmetics from Beauty-Smoo, a door-to-door company. The items she sells are expensive and can only have one effect on your Bob, though the colours are random. Currently she sells Mascara (gives your Bob eyelashes) Eyeshadow (gives your Bob eyelids) Lipstick (gives your Bobs lips) and Blush (gives your Bobs.....blush) in a variety of colours, though she often gets new wares from Beauty-Smoo.
Physical description/Picture: One stormy night, the doorbell of Bob Manor rang. Sponge and Cy eagerly answered it. Standing in the pouring rain was a cheery purplish Bob with a nice hairdo. She spoke rapidly in Smoo with Sponge and carried her big suitcase up to the attic where she set up shop.
Name: Sarah
Age: 24
What she'd do in the Manor: Sarah sells cosmetics from Beauty-Smoo, a door-to-door company. The items she sells are expensive and can only have one effect on your Bob, though the colours are random. Currently she sells Mascara (gives your Bob eyelashes) Eyeshadow (gives your Bob eyelids) Lipstick (gives your Bobs lips) and Blush (gives your Bobs.....blush) in a variety of colours, though she often gets new wares from Beauty-Smoo.
Physical description/Picture: A Bob covered in oversized gaudy jewelry. One necklace has a huge "GB" on it. He smiles to reveal grills covering what few teeth he has left. He is also wearing huge headphones, with which he is listening to presumably rap music. Is he...is he dancing to it?!
Name: Gangsta Bob
Age: He -says- he's 21, but in reality he's 55. Gross. Maybe those grills are actually dentures.
What he'd do in the Manor: Lend his assortment of CDs to the Bobs, who can listen to them after purchasing headphones. Despite his affinity for rap, Gangsta Bob also has quite a large collection of Opera, Musicals, and Boy Band CDs. Hmm. Seems like a poser to me. Take your pick--for a price. The results may have your Bob breaking it down on the dance floor! Dance floor not included.
Name: Gangsta Bob
Age: He -says- he's 21, but in reality he's 55. Gross. Maybe those grills are actually dentures.
What he'd do in the Manor: Lend his assortment of CDs to the Bobs, who can listen to them after purchasing headphones. Despite his affinity for rap, Gangsta Bob also has quite a large collection of Opera, Musicals, and Boy Band CDs. Hmm. Seems like a poser to me. Take your pick--for a price. The results may have your Bob breaking it down on the dance floor! Dance floor not included.
Physical description/Picture:
Name: Glug Glug Bob (Maybe I shouldn't have asked him underwater, though. >_>)
Age: 20. Young and full of energy. Spends most of his time in the water.
What he'd do in the Manor: He would be the lifeguard in the pool. (Yes,there is a pool there somewhere). He would give swimming lessons for a prize and rescue unfortunate drowning Bobs. He would also rent snorkeling or scuba diving equipment. No one knows why, though. What could there possibly be in the bottom of a pool?
Name: Glug Glug Bob (Maybe I shouldn't have asked him underwater, though. >_>)
Age: 20. Young and full of energy. Spends most of his time in the water.
What he'd do in the Manor: He would be the lifeguard in the pool. (Yes,there is a pool there somewhere). He would give swimming lessons for a prize and rescue unfortunate drowning Bobs. He would also rent snorkeling or scuba diving equipment. No one knows why, though. What could there possibly be in the bottom of a pool?
Description: Mwark was innocently chewing up a red wire when *fwoosh*, a red umbrella shot out of nowhere and knocked him over 'Smoo-ooo-ooo-ooo-o!*' the green Bob said indignantly. 'Smoo? SMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!**' replied the neon-coloured Bob, grabbing his umbrella
'Smoo.***'
'SMOO!****'
'Smweh?'*****
Name: That Guy whose name is Popcorn
Age: 15-20
What he'd do in the Manor: Popcorn is the manor resident lunatic. No matter what Nurse Kouf does, he's still mad as a hatter. He has- y'know those little handbag-sized umbrella where you mush a button and it extends? He has one of those, but when you press that annoying button it flies off. Gives similar umbrellas as a random event, and eats things he shouldn't.
Lime green, like neon coloured
*Who are you and what are you doing here?
**Fried Fish? NUMBSKULL PIE SALT!
***What a lunatic.
****YOU ARE SO NOT TAKIN MY UMBRELLER I AM SO OFFENDED STINKYFINK NOW I SHALL STEAL YOU HAT
*****I don't have a hat
'Smoo.***'
'SMOO!****'
'Smweh?'*****
Name: That Guy whose name is Popcorn
Age: 15-20
What he'd do in the Manor: Popcorn is the manor resident lunatic. No matter what Nurse Kouf does, he's still mad as a hatter. He has- y'know those little handbag-sized umbrella where you mush a button and it extends? He has one of those, but when you press that annoying button it flies off. Gives similar umbrellas as a random event, and eats things he shouldn't.
Lime green, like neon coloured
*Who are you and what are you doing here?
**Fried Fish? NUMBSKULL PIE SALT!
***What a lunatic.
****YOU ARE SO NOT TAKIN MY UMBRELLER I AM SO OFFENDED STINKYFINK NOW I SHALL STEAL YOU HAT
*****I don't have a hat
Physical description/Picture: A ghostly pale Bob wearing a fake nose and a black wig. Can occasionally be seen doing thrusts and moonbouncing. Oh look, his nose fell off.
Name: Michael Bobson
Age: 50's
What he'd do in the Manor: Who would be better to teach the Bobs dance moves? The King of Bop himself, Michael Bobson. Plus he has like, a room full of fake noses. If the one he's wearing happens to fall off, you could have it.
Name: Michael Bobson
Age: 50's
What he'd do in the Manor: Who would be better to teach the Bobs dance moves? The King of Bop himself, Michael Bobson. Plus he has like, a room full of fake noses. If the one he's wearing happens to fall off, you could have it.
Name: Cap'n Jim
Age: mid-thirties
What he'd do in the Manor (couldn't help but write it in a narrative tone xD): While taking a stroll along Lake Kitchesinka's beach (or rather, the expanse of dusty counterspace around it) one day, a shifty-looking pirate beckons to your Bob from the shadows. Being the intellectual type, your Bob eagerly bounces over. Once they are closer, however, your Bob can only stare at the distinctive and rather dashing hat this particular pirate is wearing -- this must be none other than the legendary Cap'n Jim! Rumoured to have plundered ever room in the entire Manor, Cap'n Jim has become famous in whispered tales for the limitless treasure he supposedly hid somewhere in the Manor. He doesn't look so intimidating now, though. Your Bob wonders why, until they realize that most pirate captains own a ship.
"The crew of the Scurvy Dog marooned me here after I buried me loot," Cap'n Jim explains with a tasteful 'yar'. "They didn' appreciate me stowing it all for meself, says I. Arr, or mayhap they got a little edgy just sailing around this tiny lil' lake day after day... but back in my time, we had a ship with wheels, and we could go anywhere in the Manor, yar." Your Bob ponders this and decides that Jim's "ship with wheels" is in fact one of the toy cars they saw in the Play Room once. "But here I am... I'm afraid me old battle scars won' even let me scout out me own treasure again, so I'm stuck here." He winces, and his hook falls out of its casing. Your Bob wonders again whether or not he's really as imposing a captain as the legends say. "What say you to helpin' me out, matey?" he offers suddenly. "I'll need me a ship like that again, aye, and crew and supplies for a new voyage. I'll need proper financin'. Tell you what, you help me fund me voyage, and I'll let you in on the locations of some o' me treasure. For every 50 Bits I collect, I'll give you one clue as ter' where it is, yar."
He chuckles, and your Bob is suddenly filled with excitement. They bounce up and down with an enthusiastic "Smoo!"
"Well what're you watin' for?" Cap'n Jim barks, once again the very image of a commanding sea captain. "Go get me those Bits!"
Physical description/Picture: 
(You're jealous of my mad Paint skills)
Unlike most Bobs, this little guy has a full head of hair, and wears pants. That's always a plus. ^_^ Unfortunately, his pants are always hanging a little low, hence he is in a constant state of mooning. Even worse, his back is always turned toward you, it seems. There's absolutely no escaping it. Alas. Shield your eyes.
Name: Ishplumb >_>
Age: Middle-aged. Abouts. Somewhere around there, anyways. ^_^
What he'd do in the Manor: Moon everybody. But that's only half his job!
He also does all of the plumbing work for the manor, anything from fixing a leaky pipe to retrieving things that people flush down the toilet. Which happens surprisingly often, believe it or not.
(You're jealous of my mad Paint skills)
Unlike most Bobs, this little guy has a full head of hair, and wears pants. That's always a plus. ^_^ Unfortunately, his pants are always hanging a little low, hence he is in a constant state of mooning. Even worse, his back is always turned toward you, it seems. There's absolutely no escaping it. Alas. Shield your eyes.
Name: Ishplumb >_>
Age: Middle-aged. Abouts. Somewhere around there, anyways. ^_^
What he'd do in the Manor: Moon everybody. But that's only half his job!
He also does all of the plumbing work for the manor, anything from fixing a leaky pipe to retrieving things that people flush down the toilet. Which happens surprisingly often, believe it or not.
I've decided to give you all another 25 Bits because I really like these entries. ^__^ And an extra 25 Bits for each picture! But there must be winners!
In third place... Ginz! You win 100 Bits and a Snorkel!
In second place... Shade! You win 125 Bits and a Freez-E-Brain Slushie!
In first place... Tamia! You win 150 Bits, a Hook and a Treasure Chest!
:3 Congratulations to you guys!
Currently I'm updating the inventories, and also asking: if you put up a picture do I have permission to host it on the Bobs Photobucket account? :3 If not that's fine, I just want to make sure these pictures hang around.
neo username - dan4884 
Furgo 
Michael. 
