Bob Manor - FINALLY UPDATED! Competition, story!

[Goosh]

We's got the megaphone! =D

Now I can use my Bits. Sponge will rent book 3 ^^

Sponge: Smoo Smoo!

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

I'd like to unequip the Plastic Replica Oracle Moustace, please.

[Enn]

rain said:

Oooh, only 90 bits. ^__^ I'll donate the rest needed.

With that said,

Miles Bob will relax in the Spot in the Sunlight.

=O What will happen?

Kuut. E femm syga so vimm tamejano dusunnuf sunhehk.

With an eager squee My bounds into the sunlight, eager to soak in the rays.

Woah. Uhh, that was not a good idea. Bleached that pale, My nearly caught fire on entering the sunlight, and that sunburn looks incredibly painful. Looks like My will need some sun lotion, unless you like your Bobs bright red and extraordinarily sensitive to touch.

Trying to bounce when that sunburnt... is an incredibly bad idea. Owww.

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ishmale said:

Nick Bob will slip discreetly into The Dark Corner. ^_^

Fortunately there are no psychological effects this time, although Nick appears to have set up a small music room, complete with bongos and guitar, in the dank space, and looks at it longingly as it's taken away again. Ah well.

Pale, yumyumyum C:



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tamiasilverwing said:

^__^ Aw, I love it! He even looks tanned. *hugs Loblaw* *hugs Nick*

I think I'll use a couplw more actions now that I have a Bob again. ^^

Loblaw Bob will watch Channel 3 on The TV.
Loblaw Bob will bounce on The Child-Sized Bed.

Loblaw eagerly stares up at the wide screen of the television and flips on Channel 3. Channel 3 is widely renowned for being filled with outrageous political programmes, frequently extreme- such as The No Pensions For Bobs Without Arms Party, or The Gumball Cats For President Party.

The shows put Loblaw off politics for the rest of its life, and give it a cynical expression.

The electricity costs 40 Bits.

Loblaw clambers up onto the bed and starts to bounce- but not for long. Within seconds the little sphere has gone flying, and landed with a painful thud on the floor. Uhh… ouch.

^__^;; Oh dear. I'm thinking people should use only one action a time to avoid this sort of thing.



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zarikrahia said:

Mwark Bob shall rent Book 3 if that's okay.

Mwark: SMOO (YESMA'AM (I MEAN MOMMY))

Blowing the dust from the book, Mwark finds the title to be "How To Get Around And What A Tiny Spherical Creature Can Do When It Gets There". Catchy.

This poor Bob has been forced to produce reading glasses to be able to read the book.

Upon reading the book Mwark's starts putting up maps all over the room and plans several long excursions, but the book just didn't catch its attention enough for it to ever go through with the journey. Shame.

Mr Moanehplees charges you 90 Bits for use of the books.

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goosher said:

We's got the megaphone! =D

Now I can use my Bits. Sponge will rent book 3 ^^

Sponge: Smoo Smoo!

Blowing the dust from the book, Sponge finds the title to be "How To Get Around And What A Tiny Spherical Creature Can Do When It Gets There". Catchy.

This poor Bob has been forced to produce reading glasses to be able to read the book.

Upon reading the book Sponge starts putting up maps all over the room and plans several long excursions, but the book just didn't catch its attention enough for it to ever go through with the journey. Shame.

Mr Moanehplees charges you 90 Bits for use of the books.

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hehe041578 said:

I'd like to unequip the Plastic Replica Oracle Moustace, please.

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And finally, we've had more entries into the competitions C: Hurrah! The banner one closes soon, remember! And as for the Trader update, watch out tomorrow. ^__^

[Goosh]

Awwww. No trip? D:

Then Sponge will slip not-so-discreetly into the Dark Corner!

[Enn]

goosher said:

Awwww. No trip? D:

Then Sponge will slip not-so-discreetly into the Dark Corner!

It's all luck of the draw ^__^;; Blame Random.org!

Sponge stares warily at the dark patch but, under your watchful gaze, wriggles underneath. Before long the little sphere is paler than before.

The constant time in the dark and dank spot seems to have had an effect on Sponge. It emerges from the darkness with a sad expression on its face. Emo.

D: Yours was already sad though! Oh noes!





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E femm clyma dra fymm du ryht ujan so tamejano uv uha selnubruha du ouin Oracle huf.


...

[Enn]

So I just press this button and it gets boomed out to everyone?

Lunnald. *nod*

Testing, testing, one, two, three... TWO IN TWO. Right, I'm done. Going back for my nap.

*peers out the window*

Newo?

... Sc Kouf?

Newo, that really is you, yah?! It has been SO LONG! You never visit me, yah?!

So dnyta nuidac tu hud iciymmo pnehk sa rana. Pid E raynt dra Dymm Uhac ryt naylrat drec bmyla. E druikrd E cruimt lralg.

Yah, well, we're not so secluded as some SISSIES.

Oui cdemm pameaja dryd? Dryd drao fana hud febat uid eh dra End?

You know I must. I cannot believe he is gone, yah?

...

... It's raining too hard for you to leave at the moment... I'll leave you to it, yah?

E ryja syddanc E sicd teclicc eh so lynd, yhofyo. Kuutpoa, Sc Kouf.

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... I'm not really sure what that was. <__< Weird.

C: But in good news the megaphone! It's in the hands of the Oracle- a prediction a day can only be a good thing.



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Kit came up with a translation:

So I just press this button and it gets boomed out to everyone?

Correct. *nod*

Testing, testing, one, two, three... TWO IN TWO. Right, I'm done. Going back for my nap.

*peers out the window*

Newo?

... Ms Kouf?

Newo, that really is you, yah?! It has been SO LONG! You never visit me, yah?!

My trade routes do not usually bring me here. But I heard the Tall ones had reached this place. I thought I should check.

Yah, well, we're not so secluded as some SISSIES.

You still believe that? That they were not wiped out in the End?

You know I must. I cannot believe he is gone, yah?

...

... It's raining too hard for you to leave at the moment... I'll leave you to it, yah?

I have matters I must discuss in my cart, anyway. Goodbye, Ms Kouf.

[Enn]

Shade, your Bob is back! C: Wherever it went... was wet, it appears. Yuck.




TWO IN ONE.



And since I have nothing else to do today with the Bobs, since most active users have all their actions/Bits gone... ^___^ RANDOM PUZZLE FOR BITS.

Every correct answer PMed to me will win 25 Bits C: But only today.

On rgw qies !aukktdlxw! ri nw okm.

EDIT: The competition is over, what you had to do was a little playing around with the letters on a standard keyboard. C: Like O is on the left of P, n on the left of M- the first word was PM. The conclusion was "PM the word "sillyface" to me plz". I was that bored, yes.

[Shadaras]

Cool! 'Tis raining!

Liam Bob will eat the sweet.

[Enn]

kittengriffin said:

Cool! 'Tis raining!

Liam Bob will eat the sweet.

^__^ He seems to have enjoyed it.



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Dra nyeh ryc cipcetat. E crymm pa uh so fyo. Drec ec y vneahtmo ynay, yht oui ryja bnujah ed nelr. Ed ec ciedypma vun so dfu lremtnah, huf naylrehk ytimdruut, du suja du vun draen ehtabahtahla. Muug yvdan dras.

The Trader vanishes out the door with his cart, and leaves behind...

A NEW BATCH HAS BEEN RELEASED OMG


Let's call... the green one Alpha and the Purple one Beta. C: Hurry to get them!

As for the idea of PMing people when they come out, yeah, I've dropped that. D: Too much work, a bit unfair.



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WATCH YOUR BACK IN THE COOL, TOP HAT. THEY'RE ONTO YOU. *shifty eyes*



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And finally, from tomorrow, actions are back to 3 per week- plus only 1 per day. This means I don't roll in on Monday morning to find nineteen different actions to do at once. xD;; I'm gonna update the front page accordingly.



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And finally finally, the banner competition ends in a couple days C: Just draw some crap on Paint and PM it to me if you want, it's a good quick way to get Bits!

[Dan]

newnick said:

WATCH YOUR BACK IN THE COOL, TOP HAT. THEY'RE ONTO YOU. *shifty eyes*

Hmm...my Bob is wearing a Top Hat! o-o

*thinks of something*

Lost Bob will slip discreetly into The Dark Corner. >> Maybe that'll do something?

[Enn]

dan4848 said:

newnick said:

WATCH YOUR BACK IN THE COOL, TOP HAT. THEY'RE ONTO YOU. *shifty eyes*

Hmm...my Bob is wearing a Top Hat! o-o

*thinks of something*

Lost Bob will slip discreetly into The Dark Corner. >> Maybe that'll do something?

Suddenly fearing for his life, Lost dives into the dark patch and stays there until things go quite. It was a move totally in vain- he suffered no psychological effects (sounds like with his paranoia he has enough already) and only emerges a little lighter than he was before. Either the Oracle is talking about a different top hat wearer, a different cold, or more likely, both.

On the plus side, you got this spiffy unique description! C:

[Dan]

newnick said:

dan4848 said:

Hmm...my Bob is wearing a Top Hat! o-o

*thinks of something*

Lost Bob will slip discreetly into The Dark Corner. >> Maybe that'll do something?

Suddenly fearing for his life, Lost dives into the dark patch and stays there until things go quite. It was a move totally in vain- he suffered no psychological effects (sounds like with his paranoia he has enough already) and only emerges a little lighter than he was before. Either the Oracle is talking about a different top hat wearer, a different cold, or more likely, both.

On the plus side, you got this spiffy unique description! C:

Hmm...*thinks it might be Mr. Moahneplees instead*

[Ginz ❤]

The trader's children are awesome! XD I wish I would have waited to adopt one of them. But I love my Bob. ^_^

[Enn]

dan4848 said:

newnick said:

Hmm...*thinks it might be Mr. Moahneplees instead*

Maybe, maybe not. D: The Oracle could be totally wrong anyway. He's a bit senile.


Hey! << Really I use grey hair dye. I'm 24! >>;;

imogenweasley said:

The trader's children are awesome! XD I wish I would have waited to adopt one of them. But I love my Bob. ^_^

^__^ Maybe in the future you'll get an opportunity. There are lots of plans for the next little while C:

[Zylaa]

I want a cat!

Bob Bob Bob will try their luck at the Gumball Machine.