Post by nope on Dec 7, 2007 17:04:18 GMT -5
Part Eleven!
“Come peopleses! We must hurry!”
Gollum lead the three of them through the the thick fog swirling ominously around them. Goosh couldn’t see in front of him and he stepped in something wet, water, in fact.
“A bog!” said Goosh recoiling slightly from the water “He’s lead us into a bog!”
Golum stared at him with a worm dangling limply from his mouth “A bog? Yes! Of course a bog! Golum lead you through bogses to kill our scent! PLUS!” he added “Orcses don’t know this way, they go around for mileses and mileses.”
“Smart.” said Frodo, staring at him in awe.
“Psh.” Muttered Sam.
And so the three somebodies and one nobody trudged through the vast swamp. Goosh’s eyes wandered around in their sockets and fixed on something floating in the water. It was hard to make out, because of the thick mist.
Goosh walked closer to the it and then, to his horror it... was a... a...
To be Continued *shot* JUST KIDDING!!
It was a bag of rice!! Horridly limp and floating lifelessly in the water. Goosh tried to pull his eyes away from it, but his eyes were fixed a pon the gruesome image.
A terrible unseen force pulled him face first into the water, he screamed, but no one heard him.
the water was surprisingly deep, the bag of rice was rocketing towards him when...
A magical hand. No wait, it was just a normal one, grabbed his hood and hoisted him out of the water with abnormal strength. Goosh looked around to see his savior only to see...
“REVE?” he screamed Goosh in disbelief.
“Hai Gooshy.” she said with a smile that measured ten miles wide “Watch out for the bags of rice.”
***
Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Vyt, Squiesh, Michelle and Shrimpy made their way through Fangorn forest. The trees’ trunks were thick and most of them look to be thousands of years old.
A long deep muted rumble went through the forest.
“Thunder?” said Vyt trembling.
“No, it’s my stomach.” said Shrimpy “Need... Slushies.”
And then yet another deep rumble came through the forest.
Everyone looked at Shrimpy except Legolas.
“What?”
“It’s not the girl.” said Legolas absentmindedly “It’s... the trees, they talk to each other.”
“Cool.” Squiesh grinned, she was about to say something else when a blinding light blinded them temporarily.
It was... a blinding light... duh.
Legolas and Squiesh fired arrows at the glowing figure. Maybe the figure was god? Trying to contact them without using a cell phone.
Arrows did not hit their target, but instead bounced off in another direction.
The light slowly faded away to reveal, a white wizard.
“OMG!” yelled Michelle “SARUMAN?”
“No, not Saruman.” said the person “Now what was it they called me? Gandalf the Chatspeaker was it?”
“GANDALF THE CATSPEAKER!” Yelled Aragorn in joy.
“Ah now,” Said New Gandalf “I am now Gandalf the Speech corrected.”
And they were reunited.
to be continued!!
“Come peopleses! We must hurry!”
Gollum lead the three of them through the the thick fog swirling ominously around them. Goosh couldn’t see in front of him and he stepped in something wet, water, in fact.
“A bog!” said Goosh recoiling slightly from the water “He’s lead us into a bog!”
Golum stared at him with a worm dangling limply from his mouth “A bog? Yes! Of course a bog! Golum lead you through bogses to kill our scent! PLUS!” he added “Orcses don’t know this way, they go around for mileses and mileses.”
“Smart.” said Frodo, staring at him in awe.
“Psh.” Muttered Sam.
And so the three somebodies and one nobody trudged through the vast swamp. Goosh’s eyes wandered around in their sockets and fixed on something floating in the water. It was hard to make out, because of the thick mist.
Goosh walked closer to the it and then, to his horror it... was a... a...
To be Continued *shot* JUST KIDDING!!
It was a bag of rice!! Horridly limp and floating lifelessly in the water. Goosh tried to pull his eyes away from it, but his eyes were fixed a pon the gruesome image.
A terrible unseen force pulled him face first into the water, he screamed, but no one heard him.
the water was surprisingly deep, the bag of rice was rocketing towards him when...
A magical hand. No wait, it was just a normal one, grabbed his hood and hoisted him out of the water with abnormal strength. Goosh looked around to see his savior only to see...
“REVE?” he screamed Goosh in disbelief.
“Hai Gooshy.” she said with a smile that measured ten miles wide “Watch out for the bags of rice.”
***
Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Vyt, Squiesh, Michelle and Shrimpy made their way through Fangorn forest. The trees’ trunks were thick and most of them look to be thousands of years old.
A long deep muted rumble went through the forest.
“Thunder?” said Vyt trembling.
“No, it’s my stomach.” said Shrimpy “Need... Slushies.”
And then yet another deep rumble came through the forest.
Everyone looked at Shrimpy except Legolas.
“What?”
“It’s not the girl.” said Legolas absentmindedly “It’s... the trees, they talk to each other.”
“Cool.” Squiesh grinned, she was about to say something else when a blinding light blinded them temporarily.
It was... a blinding light... duh.
Legolas and Squiesh fired arrows at the glowing figure. Maybe the figure was god? Trying to contact them without using a cell phone.
Arrows did not hit their target, but instead bounced off in another direction.
The light slowly faded away to reveal, a white wizard.
“OMG!” yelled Michelle “SARUMAN?”
“No, not Saruman.” said the person “Now what was it they called me? Gandalf the Chatspeaker was it?”
“GANDALF THE CATSPEAKER!” Yelled Aragorn in joy.
“Ah now,” Said New Gandalf “I am now Gandalf the Speech corrected.”
And they were reunited.
to be continued!!
*glomp* I like the god-with-a-cell-phone thingie too.
