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Post by Omni on Jul 19, 2007 12:09:25 GMT -5
Tabloid 4.2.10.07 Date: July 19 - Key points of interest: - Find your special someone!
- Cure someone's loneliness!
- Become a part of the family!
Welcome to the Tabloid Personal Ads thread! Do you have room in your heart for someone? You just might find them here! This is the place to tell others what kind of person you're looking for, whether they be a spouse, a girlfriend/boyfriend, a child, a parent, or a sibling. Post what relation you're looking for, what you're looking for in that person, and a little bit about ourself. Someone could see your post, and you could be just what they are looking for! Are you lonely? Then what are you waiting for? Post a personal ad today! |
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Post by PFA on Jul 19, 2007 12:18:42 GMT -5
Will adopt any motherless 'bloider. Or if you just want another mom for whatever reason, I'll adopt you too. If your mom rejected you, I'll adopt you. If you just feel lonely, I'll adopt you. Ah, whatever. I'll adopt and adopt until Vyt gets mad.  |
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Post by nope on Jul 21, 2007 23:22:00 GMT -5
Will sit around untill is adopted into a family. (Is a little kid)
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Post by costaricangirl on Jul 26, 2007 18:39:09 GMT -5
I am a rebellious teenager.
Okay, not so rebellious. I am looking for many relationships--parents, children (tee-hee), boyfriend (or girlfriend, for that matter. xD), etc! I'm a lil' bit insane, but that shouldn't matter... It's the NTWF Tabloids, after all! ^^
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Post by zarikrahia on Jul 28, 2007 20:37:24 GMT -5
Single mother looking for kids, or maaaaaybe a new husband, since my last one had 3 other wives. Monogamous (sp?). Does not like candlelit dinners or flowers. Will meow for chocolate.
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Post by nope on Jul 29, 2007 9:23:08 GMT -5
Single mother looking for kids. Does not like candlelit dinners or flowers. Will meow for chocolate. *sits in front of Zari* Adopt me! *does the cutesy child eyes and gives you chocolate* |
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Post by zarikrahia on Aug 1, 2007 0:40:25 GMT -5
*adopt Ringo* There. Now, can you write brain bleach on the shopping list, dearie? Thank you.
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Post by Fraze on Aug 1, 2007 0:59:34 GMT -5
Looking for someone to be a clone of myself. Either gender will be fine.
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Post by nope on Aug 1, 2007 12:27:15 GMT -5
*adopt Ringo* There. Now, can you write brain bleach on the shopping list, dearie? Thank you. *Writes brain bleach on the shopping list and eats spam* |
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Post by nope on Aug 30, 2007 21:53:18 GMT -5
I am a newly wedded wife (wif Jocky <3 ) and looking to adopt a cute little kid.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2007 21:00:49 GMT -5
*lick* HI SISTER!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2007 21:03:37 GMT -5
Single and looking to wed
reqirements:
must be male
must be insane (but if your here you must be anyway)
must stay with me forever or will regret it.
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Post by nope on Sept 14, 2007 21:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2007 21:42:55 GMT -5
I lost my puppy and you have to help me. I miss him so. T_T
1. He is a light brown with black dots on his sides.
2. He is really gentle, except he bites. A lot.
3. If you find him, return him to me please. I can't sleep at night because my puppy always chews me until I bleed and pass out.
Find him, please! I miss him.
Oh wait, this is for TABLOID ADS? >_> *runs*
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Post by nope on Sept 15, 2007 16:12:39 GMT -5
I lost my puppy and you have to help me. I miss him so. T_T 1. He is a light brown with black dots on his sides. 2. He is really gentle, except he bites. A lot. 3. If you find him, return him to me please. I can't sleep at night because my puppy always chews me until I bleed and pass out. Find him, please! I miss him. Oh wait, this is for TABLOID ADS? >_> *runs* o______________O |
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