ATTN: Stal is not Hu’s Father!

[Gav]

stalos said:

phoenixblessed said:

.... Or.... I have another idea!

My father is really Rider... and...

Stal's my mother. *nods* Yep, yep.

Delussional child. Rider's confirmed I had nothing to do with it.

How delusional.

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I think nobody remembers, and I've been hiding this for a long time but..

I AM HU'S FATHER, NOT CHESHIRE

You see, the amount of tequila consumed in that party made me think Rider was Victoria Beckham. Yeah, I was reeeeeeeeally drunk.

I found out about this the day after, when I woke up cramped in a closet with Rider's red cape.

[Draeroz]

yugiohjorge32 said:

I think nobody remembers, and I've been hiding this for a long time but..

I AM HU'S FATHER, NOT CHESHIRE

You see, the amount of tequila consumed in that party made me think Rider was Victoria Beckham. Yeah, I was reeeeeeeeally drunk.

I found out about this the day after, when I woke up cramped in a closet with Rider's red cape.

Says the guy impersonating Jessica Simpson, I'm not empty-headed, Ery.

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I have DNA tests you know. *takes them out*

[phoenixblessed]

Just no.

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Hey who do you prefer? Spineless, Not Sexy, or Jessica Simpson?

[phoenixblessed]

Sorry but just no. XD

'Sides, its not like I picked my father. >>

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EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE MY GENETIC DAUGHTER, I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN HAVE A SUPERFICIAL CHILD LIKE YOU >=( *whip*

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Everybody S-STOP!! >_______<

1 -- Rider, what vampiric blonde? If you're refering to Chider, she is an simulation of what our child would look like. Hu doesn't look like her, therefor, I had nothing to do with her.

2 -- I've never touched an ounce of alcohol in my life. Totally clean. Not even party punch, so even if it was spiked, I wouldn't dare try it, therefor, I could never be so drunk to do it to any pirate or ninja, but PARTICULARLY pirates.

3 -- I'm not denying Jessica Simpson very well could've been Hu's father. If Rider scored that hard, more power to her.

4 -- I've already to devoted my love. To Hilary Duff. And Nelly Furtado and Vanessa Hudgens. As well as possibly the majority of Disney Princesses. Especially the Little Mermaid. But my taste in women are beautiful, rich, royalty, celebrities, and those hated by the vast majority of the female population. Rider has one of those attributes, only one.

5 -- I love my Rider too much to ever love her.

6 -- Stal would claim he's a female to get out of being Hu's mom/dad (OMG SHIPPAGE! XD) . In fact, he might MAKE himself a female to get out of it. I suppose Crystal could already be on top of that, though.

7 -- If Rider was really so drunk that night, how could she possibly remember who was the other half of Hu's gene pool? Especially in a dark closet?

8 -- I only make love to "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" What? I bet lion love would turn you on too if you were part feline.

9 -- No matter how drunk Rider would've been, she would remember THAT if it happened. I mean, it's ME. Nobody would forget something THAT awesome.

10 -- I don't recall any party. In fact, I don't think I was even invited. Jerks. >___<

[Nimras]

2 -- I've never touched an ounce of alcohol in my life. Totally clean. Not even party punch, so even if it was spiked, I wouldn't dare try it, therefor, I could never be so drunk to do it to any pirate or ninja, but PARTICULARLY pirates.

>.> Chesh, would you like some apple cider? <.<

[phoenixblessed]

Ches..

1. How dare you ignore our closeting days. How rude. >O
2. Yes, have some apple cider... >>
3. I dont have a crooked nose...
4. >O WHAT ABOUT ME AND MINDY? *grabs a rake*
5. Awww...*sharpens rake tips*
6. How would that make him get out of it? He'd still be liable for being my mum.
7. That's why it must have been Stal. Who else would have taken advantage of her then?
8.But but.... what about that time when you said that I was your only one? T_T
9. You're getting a bit over the truth. XP
10. You drank as well. Duh. You hung too long and drank a whole barrel of rum. Drunkard.

*chases you with the rake*

[Killix]

Maybe I'm Hu's father?

I did drink an awful lot of nuclear alcohol that one night...*scratches chin*

[phoenixblessed]

meowth4 said:

Maybe I'm Hu's father?

I did drink an awful lot of nuclear alcohol that one night...*scratches chin*

Impossible.


You're my lover. That's that.

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meowth4 said:

Maybe I'm Hu's father?

I did drink an awful lot of nuclear alcohol that one night...*scratches chin*

Makes sense to me. 0-o

Now excuse me while I GO BE SOBER. *sticks tongue out at Rider*

[Killix]

phoenixblessed said:

meowth4 said:

Maybe I'm Hu's father?

I did drink an awful lot of nuclear alcohol that one night...*scratches chin*

Impossible.


You're my lover. That's that.

I'm your lover?

*scratches chin* When did that happen?