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Post by Rider on Dec 4, 2006 16:04:25 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Well, it all began last night when I was re-reading the records of the party at which a supposed Stalos got me drunk and knocked me up with the demon-girl Hu. It is possible that the Daemon-King Hzann got through a magical rip in space and time and knocked me up, but let’s face it, it’s pretty improbable.
… It would explain her princess-ness, though…
That’s when I realized that Hzann wasn’t the only shapeshifter at the party. There was another one, a villain (which would explain Hu’s evil tendencies) a sneak (which would explain the fact that she’s a ninja) and a general pain in the tush. (Need I say more?)
The chances of Stal being Hu’s father are now slimmer than the chances of Hzann being her father. So here and now, in front of the Tabloids, I say to you that Stal is not Hu’s father. He never was and never will be. (Isn’t that a little redundant? I mean, if you’ve done the drunken-disco with someone seventeen years ago, then I don’t believe any meddling with time could change th- I DON’T WANT TO FIND OUT, SCAR!)
*ahem* Stal is not Hu’s father.
Cheshire is.[/glow]
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Post by lunariiku on Dec 4, 2006 16:10:23 GMT -5
O____________O
*dies*
*comes back to life*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Picture time!
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Post by Strife on Dec 4, 2006 16:37:24 GMT -5
Ahh... So Stal no longer has a reason to act like Hu's father in denial. High five! =D
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Post by Ice on Dec 4, 2006 16:39:37 GMT -5
O________________________O PINK MONSTROSITY! Err. yeah. I felt like I had to do that ^__^ Soo... can we expect any more random news threads to pop up?  |
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Post by Nimras on Dec 4, 2006 16:53:00 GMT -5
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That explains a lot. ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2006 16:54:15 GMT -5
I vote we settle this just like on a Maury show - PATERNITY TEST!!  ...not that I, uh, watch the Maury show religiously or anything >> << |
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Post by bag on Dec 4, 2006 18:02:13 GMT -5
Someone photoshop this! And let the legal battle begin. Ahh, who will pay child support. Who who who...Hu? XD [/pun] |
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Post by Killix on Dec 4, 2006 18:04:01 GMT -5
Nice ending. I give it a 10/10
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Dec 4, 2006 18:50:58 GMT -5
I guess this blows my theory that it was Patjade...
*Ahem*
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Post by Rider on Dec 4, 2006 20:50:52 GMT -5
I vote we settle this just like on a Maury show - PATERNITY TEST!! ...not that I, uh, watch the Maury show religiously or anything >> << [glow=red,2,300]... Would that even work for a shapeshifter? XD Thank you, tess, I think you just melted my brain... XD[/glow] |
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Post by Draeroz on Dec 4, 2006 20:52:00 GMT -5
I thought Crystal was aways a scapegoat... why was it the spineless Chesh??
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Post by Nimras on Dec 4, 2006 21:13:23 GMT -5
I thought Crystal was aways a scapegoat... why was it the spineless Chesh?? You know, when you combine that with Crystal's habit of chopping 'em off the guys, with all the questions around Hu's conception... My mind is a very bad place. >.< I'm going to go hide in the showers for a little bit now... |
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Post by Draeroz on Dec 4, 2006 21:20:12 GMT -5
I thought Crystal was aways a scapegoat... why was it the spineless Chesh?? You know, when you combine that with Crystal's habit of chopping 'em off the guys, with all the questions around Hu's conception... My mind is a very bad place. >.< I'm going to go hide in the showers for a little bit now... And even as we speak, how was Crystal suppose to be Hu's younger sister when she's older than Hu and having Kit as her father and exactly how does she literally pop out of Rider when she was a zombie?? |
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 4, 2006 21:38:22 GMT -5
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You know how in the archetypical hero story, the hero spends their whole quest trying to find out who their father is? I never really saw how such a simple goal could be so impossible to achieve. Of course, none of the heroes ever had a mother like Rider.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2006 23:23:19 GMT -5
Omg. =_____________=
I agreed to become a morman and marry 6 of my good friends in drama class today. Now this.
You realize that villains can't have babies with heroes? That totally screws with the rules. That's like.... Scar having children with Mufasa. A-no.
Plus, that would make Hu have like a kazillion more species than she already is, and I don't think we could handle any more animal out of her.
As much as I love my red-caped smelly pirate, I'm much too civilized to get THAT drunk. XDDDDD
First person to call 'denial' gets an emu claw to the face. XP
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DOOMY DOOMS OF DOOM!! 
