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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 15:07:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]XDDD true. Regarding Thoreau:[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Note to self: Look up "mensuration" and get these mental images out of my head. [/glow] That's so easy to misread. Oh wow. X_______X
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 26, 2006 15:08:37 GMT -5
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss." So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account. For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car. Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..." I've heard one similar to that... except instead of his boss, it was his mother in law, and instead of donating a kidney, his wish was to be beaten half ot death. Oh XD What a wish. I heard the kidney, but it was every lawyer.
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Feb 26, 2006 15:08:56 GMT -5
That's so easy to misread. Oh wow. X_______X Oh, but I read your jokes and laugh and take that off my mind. XDDD
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 15:09:16 GMT -5
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
"I'm right year Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 15:15:04 GMT -5
In the back woods of Scotland, Ian's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there Ian!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come yet."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
Then Ian scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
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Post by Tracy on Feb 26, 2006 15:15:48 GMT -5
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?" "Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously. "Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!" "Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company." About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?" "I'm right year Doc," he said. "Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!" "Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M." A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?" "Right here docta," he said. "Wonderful news! It's-" "Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11." *giggle* XDDD
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 15:19:18 GMT -5
Ways to be annoying in computer labs 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh snap! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the it to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evily.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 26, 2006 15:29:01 GMT -5
Like that last one XD
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Post by Elcie on Feb 26, 2006 15:29:58 GMT -5
Ways to be annoying in computer labs 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh snap! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the it to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour. 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evily. 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with. XDDDDDDD These are hilarious! Where are you getting them?
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Feb 26, 2006 15:33:22 GMT -5
Ways to be annoying in computer labs 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh snap! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the it to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour. 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evily. 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with. I'll have to try one of those sometime. XDDDD Well, I have to go. Bye! *waves*
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 26, 2006 15:35:32 GMT -5
Ways to be annoying in computer labs 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh snap! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the it to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour. 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evily. 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with. I'll have to try one of those sometime. XDDDD Well, I have to go. Bye! *waves* Nooooooooo!!!! DDDD= *snugglehold*
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 26, 2006 15:56:09 GMT -5
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Post by Cow-winkle on Feb 26, 2006 16:00:18 GMT -5
.. ...Interesting facial expression...
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Post by Rider on Feb 26, 2006 16:01:31 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Hello. ^_^ *procrastinate*[/glow]
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 26, 2006 16:02:04 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Hello. ^_^ *procrastinate*[/glow] ME TOO I SHOULD BE MEMORIZING ALL 44 COUNTRIES OF AFRICA AND THEIR CAPITALS BUT THIS IS MORE FUN hihihihihihihi
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