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Post by Frozen on Sept 11, 2005 8:00:05 GMT -5
Tabloid Town---> 'Fanfiction+tabloids=Chaos' thread
Once upon a time there was a girl named Nightsteed. She started a thread on the tabloids board and people started to crazy stories about shows and books. Then lawyers saw this thread and ate everyone. The End.
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Post by Rider on Sept 11, 2005 8:55:37 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Manga ---> .hack//Legend of the Twilight
Once upon a time, all of the girls realized that Shugo's avatar is dorky as heck and so they all went to go hit on Ouka instead. Then Ouka turned into a dog and ran in circles, causing severe game lag. Then Helba hacked into the system and froze everyone's accounts, except for Ouka who was still running in circles. And she modified Shugo's avatar and put him in a pretty pink dress. The end.[/glow]
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Post by Frozen on Sept 13, 2005 8:39:00 GMT -5
Web Programs ---> IE and Firefox
Once upon a time, all the pirates used Internet explorer. When Firefox came out, they decided to use it for it's tabbed browsing and security. Then, when the Pirates went to the NTWF, they saw that Rider's Jolly Roger icons were replaced with Ninja Stars. The Pirates then ate every single Mozilla Firefox program in the world. The End.
Btw, the Jolly Roger Icons DO turn into Ninja Stars in Firefox.
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Post by Rider on Sept 17, 2005 10:00:50 GMT -5
Web Programs ---> IE and Firefox Once upon a time, all the pirates used Internet explorer. When Firefox came out, they decided to use it for it's tabbed browsing and security. Then, when the Pirates went to the NTWF, they saw that Rider's Jolly Roger icons were replaced with Ninja Stars. The Pirates then ate every single Mozilla Firefox program in the world. The End. Btw, the Jolly Roger Icons DO turn into Ninja Stars in Firefox. [glow=red,2,300]0_o o_0 0_o Oh my. WOULD SOMEONE CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT? XDDDD[/glow]
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Post by Elcie on Sept 17, 2005 12:11:18 GMT -5
Web Programs ---> IE and Firefox Once upon a time, all the pirates used Internet explorer. When Firefox came out, they decided to use it for it's tabbed browsing and security. Then, when the Pirates went to the NTWF, they saw that Rider's Jolly Roger icons were replaced with Ninja Stars. The Pirates then ate every single Mozilla Firefox program in the world. The End. Btw, the Jolly Roger Icons DO turn into Ninja Stars in Firefox. [glow=red,2,300]0_o o_0 0_o Oh my. WOULD SOMEONE CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT? XDDDD[/glow] XDDDD Now, let's think. Firefox... name me a famous Fox that is blessed with phoenix Fire. XP (It doesn't do it for me, though... It just takes away the red glowyness.)
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Post by Rider on Sept 17, 2005 14:33:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]XD Stal said it's only on the ninja skin, so that tells ya something else right there.
OK, back on topic.
Anime ---> Fruits Basket
Once upon a time, Kyo started making out with Hello Kitty and the two of them made little pink cursed babies. Then Akito got them all high off catnip. Groovy.
The end. [/glow]
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Post by Frozen on Sept 18, 2005 9:50:29 GMT -5
Oh!.
Anime--->Samurai X
Once upon a time, or maybe twice, Kenshee and Cori were alone. Together. With no one else there. All by themselves. As everybody else had gone out that day. They wen inside the dojo and did things which are... uh... inappropriate to talk on chat forums. Oh don't have that look on your face! You knew they were going to do that sooner or later.
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Post by Elcie on Oct 5, 2005 21:28:25 GMT -5
(Okay, why do so many of these end in "and then ___ ate everyone?" or "and then ___ ate all the ___s?" XD)
Anime --> Fruits Basket
One day, Shigure went to go buy some more cheese. "There is not enough cheese in this house!" he declared, and so off he went. He went to the grocery store and almost had finished buying his wonderful cheese when an old lady dropped her apple. He picked it up. "Thank you," said the old lady. "You're nice. Let me give you a hug." "Uh, no, that's not necessary," stammered Shigure, but she hugged him anyway. He turned into a dog. "Oh dear, that's interesting," said the old lady, and walked away. Then Shigure turned back into a person and borrowed the old lady's cellphone to call Hatori. So then Hatori wiped everyone's memories and the two of them decided to go grab Aaya and have coffee together. The end.
((And then Rain, after she reads this, says: "...so Shigure stole her phone when he was naked?" XDDD))
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Oct 6, 2005 14:45:02 GMT -5
XD it's still alive!!!! Time to imply my favorite, absolutly sensless ship!!!
NTWF-->Tabloids
Once upon a time, MrClean was doing an ad for his latest product, the 'MrClean Magic Brainbleacher'. MrClean was feeling lonely, so he decided to take some brainbleach and go search the personal section in hopes of romance. After about ten seconds of browsing, MrClean came across one her liked. The ad went something like this:
Hi, I'm seventeen years old, I have shaggy brown hair and wear the same green shirt and grey scarf everyday. I enjoy Harry Potter and stalking small children
Overjoyed, MrClean arranged for a date immediatly. However, upon arriving at his date's house, MrClean was shocked to find that his date was none other than his number one fan boy, Patrick. However, against the odds, the two managed to find love together. They eloped in Jamaica and had twelve children.
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...wait a minute...
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Post by Elcie on Oct 7, 2005 10:53:41 GMT -5
Books --> Harry Potter/Anime --> Fruits Basket -- crossover!
Once upon a time, Professor McGonagall went to Japan, for reasons best known to herself, and then she hugged Kyo, also for reasons best known to herself. He turned into a cat. So then she turned into a cat too. Upon discovering they had so much in common, they ran off together, got married, and lived happily ever after until Kagura tracked them down and ate Professor McGonagall out of jealousy. The end.
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Post by Rider on Oct 9, 2005 11:45:34 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]XDDD Priceless, Elcie!
Books ---> Harry Potter/Discworld crossover
Once upon a time, Rincewind accidenally spiked Angua's salad and sent her to London where she met Lupin, fell madly in love with him, and bore his puppies. When Tonks found out about this, she changed Angua's hair into a pink afro. But Carrot was all, "It's OK, Angua," because Carrot never spazzes about anything. But Nobby spazzed and ate everyone. The end.[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2005 16:14:23 GMT -5
Book> Harry Potter
Harry loves luna, they went off the peru and more babies than physically possible.
The End.
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