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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 3, 2005 9:30:01 GMT -5
Okay, so this really isn't what one would define as a tabloid, but is the next best thing to one. This, my friends, is the Fanfiction tabloid. All are welcome. -What is the Fanfiction Tabloid? Heck, like I know! Okay, so maybe I do. It's basically a tabloid that enables the use of Fanfiction in tabloid styles. In other words, you can write one-liner fanfiction stories so messed-up that that fanfiction.net would boot you if you ever posted them there. -Rules - When posting, be sure to include the category (Ex: cartoons->invader zim). If you're not sure what category your post belongs to, go to fanfiction.net to check.
- Absolutly no breaking of normal tabloid rules is allowed. (though I've personaly never read the rules.
- Have fun at all costs.
I have to go now, but I'll be checking in within the next twelve hours to see how things are going. Ps: If you want to write something about our fellow tabloiders, the category to put is craziness->brain bleach. Have fun! |
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 3, 2005 11:58:59 GMT -5
Okay, so we need a little inspiration here... Book->Harry Potter Once upon a time, two boys named Harry and Ron attended a school called 'Hogwarts'. One day, Ron approached Harry and said "Hello there Harry, say, would you like to see how many jellybeans I can shove up my nose?" Harry said okay, and sure enough, Ron dropped dead. The End.Okay...so that was a little weird  |
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Post by Rider on Sept 5, 2005 9:42:16 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Anime --> Fruits Basket
Once upon a time, Haru snogged Yuki and dragged him into a closet against his will while Momiji tried on Tohru's dresses. And then Akito ate everyone. The end.[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2005 17:10:13 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Anime --> Fruits Basket Once upon a time, Haru snogged Yuki and dragged him into a closet against his will while Momiji tried on Tohru's dresses. And then Akito ate everyone. The end.[/glow] XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 5, 2005 17:23:06 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Anime --> Fruits Basket Once upon a time, Haru snogged Yuki and dragged him into a closet against his will while Momiji tried on Tohru's dresses. And then Akito ate everyone. The end.[/glow] Great Fanfic rider!  |
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Post by Elcie on Sept 6, 2005 7:19:49 GMT -5
Hee, sounds fun. Anime --> Fruits Basket (of course ) One day Tohru and Yuki eloped. So of course they were chased by a horde of screaming, stampeding, chainsaw-wielding fangirls. Then Shigure met Tharaide the phoenix and they were very happy. But then Tharaide discovered that someone else had her eye on Shigure and her name was --- AND THEN ELYCIEN WAS THWACK'D BY ANTI SPOILER PEOPLE. So then Tharaide went and burninated the stupid girl. And then the girl swore revenge on Tharaide, and of course on Tohru --- AND THEN ELYCIEN WAS THWACK'D EVEN MORE BY ANTI SPOILER PEOPLE. But it was okay, because she ended up running off and marrying Ayame and they lived happily ever after. THE END. ^^ |
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Post by Rider on Sept 7, 2005 7:04:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Thanks, Echo and Tess. ^_^
And Elcie, XDDDD
Book ---> Artemis Fowl
Once upon a time, Artemis confessed his undying love for Opal Koboi and they ran off together to take over the fairy world, 'cept Commander Root flicked cigar ash in thier eyes and they staggered around blind and Opal fell into a magma flare. The end.[/glow]
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Post by Kat on Sept 7, 2005 7:10:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Thanks, Echo and Tess. ^_^ And Elcie, XDDDD Book ---> Artemis Fowl Once upon a time, Artemis confessed his undying love for Opal Koboi and they ran off together to take over the fairy world, 'cept Commander Root flicked cigar ash in thier eyes and they staggered around blind and Opal fell into a magma flare. The end.[/glow] AND THEN MULCH SAVED OPAL AND GAVE HER CPR AND OPAL DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT HIS BREATH SMELLED OF SOMETHING AWFUL! ... |
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Post by Rider on Sept 7, 2005 7:28:24 GMT -5
AND THEN MULCH SAVED OPAL AND GAVE HER CPR AND OPAL DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT HIS BREATH SMELLED OF SOMETHING AWFUL! ... [glow=red,2,300]... *scared* XD[/glow] |
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Post by Kat on Sept 7, 2005 7:31:10 GMT -5
Book -----> A Series of Unfortunate Events
Once upon a time there were three well-read orphans with no guardians to take care of them. Then they realized that the author was actually their father and they all lived happily ever after. But suddenly Lemony Snicket got pelted by a bunch of rotten lemons because he put Count Olaf in jail and ended the whole series of unfortunate events so the title should be changed. The end.
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Post by Rider on Sept 7, 2005 7:39:49 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]XDD Kat!
Games ---> Neoquest II
Once upon a time, Talinia snogged Terask and Coltzan haunted Velm's brains out through his ears. Kat then came after Rider with a pointy spear, but all Rider had to say was R/V and she fell to the floor twitching. Then Fyora ate everyone. The end.[/glow]
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 7, 2005 17:52:57 GMT -5
Games--->Zoo Tycoon/Anime--->Inuyasha crossover
One day, Bob the zoo keeper was sitting upon the bench with his friend, Melanie the tour guide. Bob was tired of being snogged by Melanie on a daily basis, so he wandered over towards the zoo's latest exhibit for a break. As Bob began to unrap his turkey sandwhich, he heard some shouts coming from below. He turned to see the weird man with pointy ears pacing around in the exhibit. "What are you supposed to be?" Bob asked. "My name is Inuyasha," the extremly mis-placed character grunted, "and there has been a grave misunderstanding." "I'll say," Bob agreed, "they drew your eyes to big!" Inuyasha ignored him and started thinking of a way to escape...
To be continued...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2005 20:56:58 GMT -5
Book---->A Series of Unfortunate Events WHen the Baudilares got to the hotel, they found that Fiona and Quigley were waiting. Fiona Held up the (dead) bodies of Count Olaf and Esme Squalor. The children got really excited. And then Quigley asked Violet to marry him. Violet accepted and they ran up into a bedroom. They soon married. After those two ran upstairs into a bedroom, Klaus pulled Fiona into a long, slow, romantic kiss. Sunny moaned "Oh boy." and she crawled off. The Klaus and Fiona ran off and eloped and had 34 children. Quigley and Violet didn't have any children because they used a TPPP. And, uhhh...Sunny never found loved and lived to be 79. In that time, she had 450 cats, and chewed them all up.  The end? Yes, I think so. |
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 10, 2005 13:15:10 GMT -5
Crossover CONTINUED
"Hey there Bob!" Melanie called as she stopped by to see what her companion was doing. A smile spread across her face when she saw Inuyasha standing in the pen. "I see the West-African Tiger has finally come in!" "I'm not a Tiger!" Inuyasha exclaimed. "Is that so?" asked Melanie, hands on her hips, "they why does your tag say 'West African Tiger'?" Inuyasha glanced down, eyes wide. "My god, you're right, and to think, I thought I was a demon all this time!" With that, the anime character got down on all fours and began to purr like a kitten. At that very moment, a sobbing fan boy appear. "I thought you were human!" he cried, chucking a boulder the size of a politican's ego at Inuyasha, who felt confused at that very moment...
*gasp* Will Inuyasha ever make it out of there? Find out next time!
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Post by Frozen on Sept 11, 2005 7:54:53 GMT -5
Anime---> Pokemon
Ash was strolling into the forest one day and he saw a Snorlax. He wanted to catch the Snorlax but it rolled over Ash and Ash died. The End.
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The end? Yes, I think so.