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Post by Rider on May 15, 2005 13:45:31 GMT -5
So the witness, who is IN FAVOUR of Carrie, admits that she may well be a slut. I suggest to you, the few members of the jury who have actually been given that position, and those future people who are reading this now, in your present, which is my future as I type this, that Carrie, who is a slut according to her friends, and no doubt worse to her enemies, could not admit to everyone her slutty ways, and made up this whole ridiculous cherade to cover it up, and to let Ishmale take the blame. What is more likely, future people, and present people; this fantastic story, which Carrie has presented, with little to no supporting evidence, or that she is a tramp, who, due to her inability to admit her sluttiness, blames a friendly drunken weirdo? [glow=red,2,300]In Carrie's stand, I object! Your Moustacheless Honor, this is a direct attack on the prosecuting lawyer, and irrelevant to the case.[/glow]
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Post by hu on May 15, 2005 13:45:36 GMT -5
*bangs pm the gavel* That's enough. Would the opposing side like to say anything?
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Post by Rider on May 15, 2005 13:46:23 GMT -5
*bangs pm the gavel* That's enough. Would the opposing side like to say anything? [glow=red,2,300]Dude, we're calling Ish to the stand right now.[/glow]
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Post by squieshie on May 15, 2005 13:47:15 GMT -5
So the witness, who is IN FAVOUR of Carrie, admits that she may well be a slut. I suggest to you, the few members of the jury who have actually been given that position, and those future people who are reading this now, in your present, which is my future as I type this, that Carrie, who is a slut according to her friends, and no doubt worse to her enemies, could not admit to everyone her slutty ways, and made up this whole ridiculous cherade to cover it up, and to let Ishmale take the blame. What is more likely, future people, and present people; this fantastic story, which Carrie has presented, with little to no supporting evidence, or that she is a tramp, who, due to her inability to admit her sluttiness, blames a friendly drunken weirdo? [glow=red,2,300]In Carrie's stand, I object! Your Moustacheless Honor, this is a direct attack on the prosecuting lawyer, and irrelevant to the case.[/glow] What? But she may well be a slut! MAYBE! I haven't decided yet... XD
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Post by hu on May 15, 2005 13:47:17 GMT -5
*is a slow typer* Okay, hurry up. I dont have all day you know, my manicure's in an hour.
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Post by Ish on May 15, 2005 13:48:11 GMT -5
*walks up to the stand*
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2005 13:48:37 GMT -5
Your Honored, Ish hasn't come to the stand. Does this mean Rider, Carrie, and I automatically win, your 1337ly ness?
EDIT: Forget it. He came. ._.
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Post by Rider on May 15, 2005 13:48:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ishmale, do you consider yourself a manly man? [/glow]
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2005 13:49:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ishmale, do you consider yourself a manly man? [/glow] *plays "Macho Man" in the background* And have you ever listened to this song?
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Post by squieshie on May 15, 2005 13:49:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ishmale, do you consider yourself a manly man? [/glow] *sputters out* OBVIOUSLY NOT, if he kept getting depressed and DRINKING! With no GUILT!
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Post by Ish on May 15, 2005 13:49:44 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ishmale, do you consider yourself a manly man? [/glow] No, then Nick started giving me lessons
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Post by Ish on May 15, 2005 13:50:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ishmale, do you consider yourself a manly man? [/glow] *sputters out* OBVIOUSLY NOT, if he kept getting depressed and DRINKING! With no GUILT! Silence. This is not your turn to speak
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Post by Rider on May 15, 2005 13:50:15 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ishmale, do you consider yourself a manly man? [/glow] No, then Nick started giving me lessons [glow=red,2,300]Would you consider Nick a manly man?[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2005 13:50:51 GMT -5
No, then Nick started giving me lessons [glow=red,2,300]Would you consider Nick a manly man?[/glow] *dims the lights in the room and sticks a picture of Nick in the shower on the projector*
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Post by william on May 15, 2005 13:51:00 GMT -5
Urgent news, apparently, on the duel thread, there was some make out-liness going on between a certain squiesh and Ish. Please comment!
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