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Post by ncwidt5895 on May 15, 2005 12:24:58 GMT -5
Tabloid 2.1.34.05 (category/version/thread/year) Date: May 15 – May 16 Key points of interest: ______________ Carrie has brought Ishmale to court on charges of battery, sexual assault, harassment, rape, and murder. She hopes that, with the help of the justice system, she can put this terrible man behind tabloid-bars forever. The story: It was the morning of May 15th, 2005, and Ishmale slipped Carrie some brain bleach, then went on to deprive her of her soul, body, and mind. Once Carrie was brought back to concious state, she realized what happened-- and she's pregnant! Now, she hopes Ishmale serves justice for his hideous acts. The trial will take place today at 5:00pm NST. To proceed with this trial, we need the following people to participate: Prosecuter: Carrie Prosecuting Lawyer: Eri Defendant: Ishmale Defending Laywer: Needed Witnesses: (prosecuting or defending) Prosecution: Rider, More Needed Jurors (12 needed): Needed Judge: Needed Any other legal thing I'm forgetting: Anything Against Ish: Squiesh Please post here if you would like a role in the trial, and I shall add you. I will not reply to your post, but just look at the original post, and your name will've been added.
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Post by spiritwolfforever on May 15, 2005 12:27:09 GMT -5
*applies for witness*
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Post by squieshie on May 15, 2005 12:27:44 GMT -5
I have to be in the trial. Must get back at Ish... hahaha. Yay Carrie! ^__^
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Post by ncwidt5895 on May 15, 2005 12:27:52 GMT -5
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Post by ncwidt5895 on May 15, 2005 12:28:10 GMT -5
I have to be in the trial. Yay Carrie! ^__^ What position?
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Post by Ish on May 15, 2005 12:28:46 GMT -5
*coughs* Pointless
Carrie: Hello drunkard! Let us marry ourselves in Holy Union! We can get married at the Church of Latter Day Saints, it is a very beautiful church. Come along now, sweethart! You will be my sacred! Carrie: *dresses up a scarecrow as a minister* "I now pronounce you, man and wife!"
YAY!
*kisses lightly*
Carrie: Oh, this is lovely! Let us go now have children! *skips away to a motel*
--- YOU raped ME
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Post by spiritwolfforever on May 15, 2005 12:28:49 GMT -5
Against Ishmale
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Post by ncwidt5895 on May 15, 2005 12:29:27 GMT -5
*coughs* Pointless Carrie: Hello drunkard! Let us marry ourselves in Holy Union! We can get married at the Church of Latter Day Saints, it is a very beautiful church. Come along now, sweethart! You will be my sacred! Carrie: *dresses up a scarecrow as a minister* "I now pronounce you, man and wife!" YAY! *kisses lightly* Carrie: Oh, this is lovely! Let us go now have children! *skips away to a motel* YOU raped ME But YOU slipped me the brain bleach, and then proceeded to call me "hawt", which led me to believe you wanted to be married.
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Post by Rider on May 15, 2005 12:29:43 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Oooh! Ooh! I'll be a witness for the prosecution![/glow]
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Post by squieshie on May 15, 2005 12:30:16 GMT -5
I have to be in the trial. Yay Carrie! ^__^ What position? Anything, as long as it's AGAINST Ish.
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Post by Ish on May 15, 2005 12:30:20 GMT -5
*coughs* Pointless Carrie: Hello drunkard! Let us marry ourselves in Holy Union! We can get married at the Church of Latter Day Saints, it is a very beautiful church. Come along now, sweethart! You will be my sacred! Carrie: *dresses up a scarecrow as a minister* "I now pronounce you, man and wife!" YAY! *kisses lightly* Carrie: Oh, this is lovely! Let us go now have children! *skips away to a motel* YOU raped ME But YOU slipped me the brain bleach, and then proceeded to call me "hawt", which led me to believe you wanted to be married. I did NOT give you the brain bleach. And I was drunk, so I cannot be held responsible for what happened. The best thing to do here would be to reasonably figure what to do. It was BOTH of our faults
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2005 12:30:29 GMT -5
*coughs* Pointless Carrie: Hello drunkard! Let us marry ourselves in Holy Union! We can get married at the Church of Latter Day Saints, it is a very beautiful church. Come along now, sweethart! You will be my sacred! Carrie: *dresses up a scarecrow as a minister* "I now pronounce you, man and wife!" YAY! *kisses lightly* Carrie: Oh, this is lovely! Let us go now have children! *skips away to a motel* YOU raped ME But YOU slipped me the brain bleach, and then proceeded to call me "hawt", which led me to believe you wanted to be married. You see, Ish, the drunken mind works in a very confused way...I must make diagrams for the trail. >>
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Post by spiritwolfforever on May 15, 2005 12:30:32 GMT -5
*tries to hide parent post wich was writen by self*
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Post by ncwidt5895 on May 15, 2005 12:31:59 GMT -5
But YOU slipped me the brain bleach, and then proceeded to call me "hawt", which led me to believe you wanted to be married. I did NOT give you the brain bleach. And I was drunk, so I cannot be held responsible for what happened. The best thing to do here would be to reasonably figure what to do. It was BOTH of our faults You claim you did not, and yet you did. It is utterly your fault, and you are a dangerous sexual predator. ((OOC: Ish, know this is just for fun ))
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Post by squieshie on May 15, 2005 12:32:07 GMT -5
*chants* Sue Ish! Sue Ish! Sue Ish! Sue Ish! And he even CHEATED ON ME! ... this means... Carrie HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MY GROOM!
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