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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2006 8:48:51 GMT -5
Dashing through the 'bloids in a barrel full of cheese close that door right now or everyone will freeze. Snow fills up the room turning it all white What fun is it to sled inside... When you're covered in frostbite? >_< -------------------- I can imagine some of the crazier NTWFers attempting to sled indoors (in barrels from the storeroom) while the rest of us complain, attempt to shovel/dump the snow out of the main room, and try to keep warm. ^_^ Someone needs to make a banner of that. *Pokes people with more artistic talent*
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Post by Rider on Dec 23, 2006 20:22:26 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I bow to Kirb's page-stretching artistic genius. XD
To explain this one: The first two lines are from my failed NTWF Christmas story. It was supposed to be about me opening up a sleigh-ride buisness and failing and Shiva trying to eat Zylaa. I never finished the story, because someone spiked the pocky. I'm probably not gonna get diddly squat worth of internet time tomorrow.[/glow]
Dashing through the snow, From a one-horse open sleigh. Over fields we go, Screaming all the way!
Bells on Shiva ring, Warning woodland beasts, Woe betides the fuzzy things that Shiva wants to eat!
Oh! Jingle bells, kitties smell, Zylaa’s running ‘way! What disaster cometh faster In a one-horse open sleigh!
Oh! Jingle bells, horsy smells Dinner far away! Why did Zylaa take a ride In this one-horse open sleigh?
Now the ground is streaked With what’s probably red paint. Chaos reigns supreme, And Zylaa’s gonna faint!
Kitty and Fee-yord, Throw kunai at the horse But nothing short of a big brick wall Can throw Shiva off course!
Jingle bells, Rider sells Tickets to her sleigh! Now the weasel’s facing doom On this Christmas Day!
Oh! Jingle bells, Rider tells Forumers ‘stay away!’ Oh what fun it is to run From a one-horse open sleigh!
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Post by Fraze on Dec 24, 2006 3:47:39 GMT -5
I saw Xivvy torture Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night...
All right, I can't think of the rest of it. Anyone want to fill it in for me?
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Post by Jason on Dec 24, 2006 13:00:53 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]Oooooooo Merry Bloidmas Rider Christmas comes this time each year Oooooooo oooooooo
Well, way up North where the air gets cold There's a tale about Bloidmas that you've all been told And a real famous pirate all dressed up in red And she spends the whole year workin' out on her sled.
It's the little Saint Nut little Saint Nut It's the little Saint Nut little Saint Nut
Just a little bobsled, we call it Old Saint Nick But she'll walk a tobogan with a four speed stick She's candy apple red with a ski for a ship And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her kill...
It's the little Saint Nut little Saint Nut It's the little Saint Nut little Saint Nut
run run Rider run run Rider Whoaa run run Rider run run Rider
She don't miss no one
And hauling through the snow at a frightenin' speed, With a half a dozen deer with a-Rudy to lead, She's gotta wear her goggles 'cause the snow really flies And she's cruisin' every pad with a little surprise.
It's the little Saint Nut little Saint Nut It's the little Saint Nut little Saint Nut
Ahhhhhh Ooooooo Merry Christmas Rider Bloidmas comes this time each year
Ahhhhhh Ooooooo Merry Christmas Rider Bloidmas comes this time each year
Ahhhhhh Ooooooo Merry Christmas St Nut Bloidmas comes this time each year[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2006 13:16:22 GMT -5
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way... Oh what fun it is to ride In a one horse open -- BLAAAAAAARGGGDSHSAIUL&$*()@#HL:$#
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Yeah.
Oooohhh.... You know Stally and Crystal and Leo and Mindy, Nimras and Ikkin and Meowth and Wandy... But can you recall the most famous mod of them all?
Rider the red-fonted moderator! Had a very shiny font. And -- not like you haven't seen it -- You could totally say it glows.
All of the other moderators Used to laugh and call her names ((mostly Stal, though)) So she always had to Make her own fantasy games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve Patjade came to say, "Rider with your font so bright! Won't you guide my neomails tonight?"
Then all the newbies loved her And everyone shouted out with glee! "Rider the red-fonted moderator... Without you we'd have no newbies on Christmas Eve!"
YAAY!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2006 13:17:25 GMT -5
Joy to the world The Cap'n's dead We barbecued her head! What happened to the body Well we flushed it down the potty And round and round it goes And round and round it goes And where it ended, nobody knows! (the original lyrics were 'the teacher's dead. So it's not original by a long shot.) I thought it was Barney.
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Post by Rider on Dec 28, 2006 13:18:30 GMT -5
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way... Oh what fun it is to ride In a one horse open -- BLAAAAAAARGGGDSHSAIUL&$*()@#HL:$# [glow=red,2,300]... Actually, your version says it better. XD <3 your other carol. I feel honored. XD[/glow]
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Post by Killix on Dec 31, 2006 15:38:36 GMT -5
Joy to the world The Cap'n's dead We barbecued her head! What happened to the body Well we flushed it down the potty And round and round it goes And round and round it goes And where it ended, nobody knows! (the original lyrics were 'the teacher's dead. So it's not original by a long shot.) I thought it was Barney. She so stole that from the Simpsons. ;D Nelson (I think) was singing that same song, just replace cap'n with "teacher" XD
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Post by bag on Jan 3, 2007 9:04:57 GMT -5
DX HOW could I have missed this thread? HOW I ASK!
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