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Post by Kat on Dec 21, 2006 6:08:30 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]The title is self explanatory. XD
12 Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas, someone dropped on me...
12 'bloiders 'bloiding
11 tubs of brain bleach
10 Weewoos wh00t-ing
9 Meepits staring
8 'ships a-sailing
7 fangirls fangirling
6 'bloids asploding
5 onion rings!
4 mods a-modding
3 dead threads
2 king-size closets
Aaaaaand an NTWF story in a pear tree!
Another version...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my 'bloid spouse gave to me...
12 Riders riding
11 Crystals castrating
10 Frozens freezing
9 Kits a-flirting
8 Thundys nuking
7 Stals facepalm-ing
6 Nicks a-stripping
5 Elcies fangirling
4 Aerisas stalking
3 Scars roleplaying
2 Hus smirking
Aaaaaaand an NSQ eating a tree!
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Dec 21, 2006 6:12:24 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300] On the twelfth day of Christmas, my 'bloid spouse gave to me...
12 Riders riding
11 Crystals castrating
10 Frozens freezing
9 Kits a-flirting
8 Thundys nuking
7 Stals facepalm-ing
6 Nicks a-stripping
5 Elcies fangirling
4 Aerisas stalking
3 Scars roleplaying
2 Hus smirking
Aaaaaaand an NSQ eating a tree![/shadow] ..I gave you nine of me? At last count I could've sworn there were only two of me. |
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Post by Kat on Dec 21, 2006 6:13:43 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300] On the twelfth day of Christmas, my 'bloid spouse gave to me...
12 Riders riding
11 Crystals castrating
10 Frozens freezing
9 Kits a-flirting
8 Thundys nuking
7 Stals facepalm-ing
6 Nicks a-stripping
5 Elcies fangirling
4 Aerisas stalking
3 Scars roleplaying
2 Hus smirking
Aaaaaaand an NSQ eating a tree![/shadow] ..I gave you nine of me? At last count I could've sworn there were only two of me. [shadow=purple,left,300]Random numbers. XD But the more Kits, the better. XDDDDDD[/shadow] |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Dec 21, 2006 6:24:45 GMT -5
..I gave you nine of me? At last count I could've sworn there were only two of me. [shadow=purple,left,300]Random numbers. XD But the more Kits, the better. XDDDDDD[/shadow] I don't think Gav would agree to that. I've put him through enough misery ( and closeting ) as it is. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2006 7:14:57 GMT -5
Oooh! Oooh!
(Tune to We Wish you a Merry Christmas, but really really really bad singing)
I won't stop til I get some green, I won't stop til I get some green, I won't stop til I get some green and maybe some gold too!
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Post by Draeroz on Dec 21, 2006 8:47:21 GMT -5
I just thought of a good parody for Jingle Bells...
Jingle bells, Rider smells (Like rotting zombies.)
Leoness laid an egg (With children like these, its no longer surprising...)
Stal isn't Hu's father (LeGaspeth!!)
And Crystal is to blame! (You should know why.)
You can continue this song if you like...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2006 20:03:17 GMT -5
I just thought of a good parody for Jingle Bells... Jingle bells, Rider smells (Like rotting zombies.)Leoness laid an egg (With children like these, its no longer surprising...)Stal isn't Hu's father (LeGaspeth!!)And Crystal is to blame! (You should know why.)You can continue this song if you like... Dashing through the snow... In a one Meepit open sleigh... All the fields we go... Laughing like morons! HAHAHAHEEHEEHAHORGHFPH Ooooh... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2006 20:15:14 GMT -5
Deck the closets with surveilance,
Who-the-poo-is-that, who-are-in-side?
Save the tapes to use as blackmail
Off-er-me-a-price, and-then-we'll-talk
Now you're talking
An affair, oh!
Here-we-go, qui-et-ly
Don't-let-on!
Oops, I'm such a stupid airhead
(I) left-the-cameras-on
And-broke-the-BRAAAAAAAINS!
>.>
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2006 20:20:10 GMT -5
DEAD BABY CAROLS!
(Wedding March)
Here comes the baby
Here comes the baby.
The baby walks into a fire and dies The End.
(Joy To The World)
Joy to the world
The Baby's dead.
I shot him in the head!
(Jingle Bell Rock)
Dead Baby, Dead Baby
Hit 'em with a rock.
Throw him down the stairs and
Hit 'em with a truck.
There's more, but I can't remember them. Patrick made them up and now everyone loves the Dead Baby songs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2006 20:23:41 GMT -5
On the 12th day of Christmas, the NTWF gave to me:
12 Meepits Biting
11 White Weewoos
10 Brain Bleach Boxes
9 Bloiders Shipping
8 Christmas Shinies
7 Sugar Delights
6 Cookies Eaten
5 Neopian Times Entriiiiies!
4 Shinies Glowing
3 Shipp-ings
2 Rudolph Noses
And a Weewoo in a shiny treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Now... I won't stop til I get some green, I won't stop til I get some green, I won't stop til I get some green and maybe some gold too!
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Post by nocturne on Dec 21, 2006 20:48:01 GMT -5
One the twelve days of Christmas, NTWF gave to me,
12 Lord of the Frogs a-leaping
11 spammers spamming
10 'Bloiders snogging
9 cuccos cawing
8 Nimras a-cheesegrating
7 Thundy's a-nuking
6 Crystals castrating
5 'Bloidal weddings
4 game-making Strifes
3 hungry NSQs
2 sadistic Xivvys
AND A WHITE WEEWOO IN A PEAR TREEEEEEE.
Parodies are so much cooler than the original item. ^___^
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Post by Fraze on Dec 22, 2006 2:15:42 GMT -5
Chorus: Rider got run over by a reindeer,
Stumbling out o' the closet Christmas eve,
Now you can say there's no ship called Nick/Rider,
But as for me and Hunty, we believe...
She'd been drinking too much rum,
And we begged her not to go,
But she forgot where the rum had gone,
And she staggered out the door into the carpet.
When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the "attack,"
She had "hoofprints" on her forehead,
And incriminating "Clause marks" on her back!
(Chorus)
Now we're all so proud of Hunty,
She's been taking this so well,
See her in there watching Kit/Kat,
Drinking rum and selling bras to cousin Stal.
It's just not Christmas without Rider,
All the bloiders're dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up the closet or keep it shut?
(Chorus)
Now NSQ has devour'd the table,
And the pudding made of fig,
And the red and silver candles,
That would just have matched Rider's cape and jeans.
I've warned all the other bloiders
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a closet
To a dog who marries everything in sight!
Fear my horrible song-plagiarism! Hope this provides a few laughs. Strange thing is, though...this is actually the second rewrite of this song that I've done. The first was for my guild, and wouldn't have made sense to anyone.
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Post by Crystal on Dec 22, 2006 12:19:35 GMT -5
Joy to the world The Cap'n's dead We barbecued her head! What happened to the body Well we flushed it down the potty And round and round it goes And round and round it goes And where it ended, nobody knows! (the original lyrics were 'the teacher's dead.  So it's not original by a long shot.) |
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Post by Killix on Dec 23, 2006 1:18:04 GMT -5
Dashing through the 'bloids
in a barrel full of cheese
close that door right now
or everyone will freeze.
Snow fills up the room
turning it all white
What fun is it to sled inside...
When you're covered in frostbite? >_<
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I can imagine some of the crazier NTWFers attempting to sled indoors (in barrels from the storeroom) while the rest of us complain, attempt to shovel/dump the snow out of the main room, and try to keep warm. ^_^
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Post by Fraze on Dec 23, 2006 1:52:04 GMT -5
Dashing through the 'bloids in a barrel full of cheese close that door right now or everyone will freeze. Snow fills up the room turning it all white What fun is it to sled inside... When you're covered in frostbite? >_< -------------------- I can imagine some of the crazier NTWFers attempting to sled indoors (in barrels from the storeroom) while the rest of us complain, attempt to shovel/dump the snow out of the main room, and try to keep warm. ^_^ Someone needs to make a banner of that. *Pokes people with more artistic talent* |
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DOOMY DOOMS OF DOOM!! 
So it's not original by a long shot.)
