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Post by Kiddo on Apr 1, 2005 12:35:41 GMT -5
As you may have noticed, the ninjas have now extended their control to beyond just the splatterboard. Now, the entire Dojo is ours. Tracy-san has summed up the new rules quite nicely: Since the other slanderous, disgusting "tabloids" has been locked, all forms of Ninja news and events can be posted in here. The following are forbidden; o Behaviour that is deemed as socially incorrect (aka. insánity) o Public displays of affection o Polygamy o The spreading of slander and lies o Rebellion and anti-Ninja movements OBEY! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:36:21 GMT -5
*walks in* So the ninjas have succeeded?
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Post by Tracy on Apr 1, 2005 12:43:05 GMT -5
Any tasks, oh powerful and mighty master?
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Post by Kiddo on Apr 1, 2005 12:44:08 GMT -5
Any tasks, oh powerful and mighty master? Just keep everyone in line while I complete the final stages of takeover. And find someone to make me a pot of tea... chai, to be exact. With no sugar. |
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Post by Tracy on Apr 1, 2005 12:47:15 GMT -5
People might not see this thread if you lock it, generally people skim over them... like I just did...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:49:05 GMT -5
Any tasks for me, master?
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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 12:49:21 GMT -5
Ah, the new recruits. As you may have noticed, a few word filters have been placed upon the NTWF. Words like 'pirate' are now forbidden, and respect will be given utterly to the ninjas. There are very few rules for those of you who are NOT actually part of the whole ninja-pirate- Ninja Domination fad. Firstly, the NTWF is now ruled by a new government. We will not be too harsh, merely extract every 80 percent of all crops as taxes and expect you to ask permission to eat breakfast. All mods and ruling members of the government have complete dominion and are free to use their powers whenever they wish. For that matter, i n sanity will no longer be tolerated, and is punishable by death. You're all too soft. From now on, we will be putting up a strict regime. There will be no grog or cutlasses... those are for unhygienic people. Instead, you will stick to tea and sake. Reprogrammed Ninja Slave talk such as 'Yarr' or (God forbid) 'Matey' will result in immediate and harsh consequences. Traitors and pirates will please proceed to the door across the hall. We've been too nice to you all for too long. Now, you will all suffer. Oh, and happy April Fool, you lot. |
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Post by Kiddo on Apr 1, 2005 12:50:05 GMT -5
People might not see this thread if you lock it, generally people skim over them... like I just did... You mean sticky it? Well, there's a link to it off the front page so... *shrug* |
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Post by Tracy on Apr 1, 2005 12:51:10 GMT -5
You mean sticky it? Well, there's a link to it off the front page so... *shrug* Ahh, didn't see that ^^; Good call, your leadership. |
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Post by Rider on Apr 1, 2005 15:06:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*babbles happily in the corner* Blue lightning shoooooow.[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 15:09:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*babbles happily in the corner* Blue lightning shoooooow.[/glow] Something went wrong with the programming. She's stupider than her normal self. |
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Post by Rider on Apr 1, 2005 15:15:49 GMT -5
Something went wrong with the programming. She's stupider than her normal self. [glow=red,2,300]I'm special!  *starts singing that Barney song* 'cause you are special, special! Everyone is special![/glow] |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 15:58:04 GMT -5
KIDDO! INTRUDERS! P I R A T E S! TRAITORS! SCUM!
THEY'RE INVADING!
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Post by Rider on Apr 1, 2005 16:00:32 GMT -5
KIDDO! INTRUDERS! P I R A T E S! TRAITORS! SCUM! THEY'RE INVADING! [glow=red,2,300]*has recovered* Arr, be he not cute when's he's running around in circles and yelling.[/glow] |
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Post by Tracy on Apr 1, 2005 16:03:45 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*has recovered* Arr, be he not cute when's he's running around in circles and yelling.[/glow] Look over there, Rider! *Baseball bat* Sometimes you need to downgrade your technology to get results  |
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