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Post by Random Cameo Neotomi on Oct 15, 2003 14:42:07 GMT -5
chet flash wuz here again.
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Post by Kiddo on Oct 15, 2003 14:47:14 GMT -5
*cheesy music* Random child: I am Chet Flash! Old woman: I am Chet Flash! Fat man: I am Chet Flash! Frenchman: I am ze Chet Flash! (Montage of more people saying 'I am Chet Flash') Because Chet Flash cares...because he knows who the little man is. Because anyone who's ever seen his face has died a horrible death. (Chet Flash logo) Chet Flash, the people's person. Al, you always make me laugh. |
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Post by Rider on Oct 15, 2003 15:12:44 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]All of you are insane. I LOVE INSANITY! I'll be sure to put as many comments as I can flippin' fit in this thing. And can Merato please make another board for her story? [/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]I like the idea, Merato. I just thing you'll have to hurry if you want it in by Halloween. *smiles* Can't wait. Sure to be a masterpiece.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Also, whoever submitted a theory, can I have your Neonames? [/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]More comments are always welcome[/glow]
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Post by htnfund on Oct 15, 2003 15:38:28 GMT -5
Anyone want to lend me use of their name? Ooh! Me! Me and Flawkers and AlannaDarknight! Anyway, if you go out at midnight on a full moon, you can see Chet Flash, a cloaked and mysterious stranger, ransacking any newsstands selling the Times. He draws on the copies of the paper, writes cruel things about the authors in the margins, and even writes 'You're next' next to the name of a random author. Then they mysteriously disappear. I believe there is a pattern, and I think I know who's next. It's...*footsteps and a ear piercing scream are heard, and the lights go out, and when they come back on, drhull is gone* |
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Post by Oily on Oct 15, 2003 15:45:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300](*mutters* This ought to be interesting)[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]*cough* I mean, it's for an article. I'm collecting theories about Chet Flash. Who do you all think he is? Best theories (most common and most far-out) will be included in my article. [/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Also: I HAVE DIBS ON THE WHITE WEEWOO! No one say anyhting about white weewoos. I've got dibs[/glow] Nooooooooooooo...Part of my Chet theory. It all clicked into place, one time when we were mentioning both. Chet Flash is the White Weewoo. To exist, would be death, for Neopets know White Weewoos don't exist. To show his face, would mean severe trampling by most of NTWF as they dash to grab a White Weewoo. It all makes perfect sense. |
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Post by Rider on Oct 15, 2003 15:58:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]LOL Oily. You theory is similar to mine. I just didn't want anyone's theories to have white weewoos in them becasue I have dibs.[/glow]
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Post by Rider on Oct 15, 2003 16:14:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Question: How did the Chet Flash legend begin? Where'd it coem from?[/glow]
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Oct 15, 2003 16:32:07 GMT -5
Mera, use my name, please. I've mentioned Chet Flash in a number of my pieces, both published and unpublished, and I actually got a neomail asking who he was.
As for who I think Chet Flahs is...
I picture him as a lab pet. Everything about him is always changing, which is why no one knows what he looks like. The lab has also increased his speed considerably. he's tired of being a nobody, so he steals as much face time as he can from NT authors. It's only a figurative term, though, as he never actually shows his face.
Oh yes, I am ember188.
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Post by crazywriter on Oct 15, 2003 17:30:44 GMT -5
Yes! Yes! Chet is a lab pet! Somehow he managed to get to my world after being turned into a girl and wrote CHET FLASH WUZ HERE! in one of the bathroom stalls at my school!
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Post by shimmer2 on Oct 15, 2003 21:34:40 GMT -5
Chet Flash is made of invisible jelly. Not only does he "not exist" but no one can see that he doesn't exist. (In case you were wonder, that actually does make sense to me  ) |
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Post by Plushie on Oct 15, 2003 21:43:03 GMT -5
Chet is whatever happens your imagination thinks of. Chet could be an rejected author who haunts the Times , secret blend of spices, an Neopian Superhero, or could be a great big question mark? Who knows?  |
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Post by taffychic on Oct 15, 2003 22:35:21 GMT -5
Chet is whatever happens your imagination thinks of. Chet could be an rejected author who haunts the Times , secret blend of spices, an Neopian Superhero, or could be a great big question mark? Who knows? A secret blend of spices! Lol! "Roll that beautiful Chet Flash footage. What, Duke? You sold my Chet Flash recipe? NOOOOO!" |
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 15, 2003 22:38:12 GMT -5
*Runs from some cloaked figures.*
The Chet Flash guards are after me again! First, I'll be in your story Meratocat! Second... Chet Flash is a... they're close!
*Runs off, cloaked figures after her*
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Post by Rider on Oct 16, 2003 19:29:02 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I NEED NEONAMES, PEOPLE! Tahu, i need yours. And getle_lil_queen's. and Rainbowface94 and herp14 and yadoking and taffy and Luz Tremula. I need all your neonames too. Grr...[/glow]
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Post by Tahu on Oct 16, 2003 19:36:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I NEED NEONAMES, PEOPLE! Tahu, i need yours. And getle_lil_queen's. and Rainbowface94 and herp14 and yadoking and taffy and Luz Tremula. I need all your neonames too. Grr...[/glow] Mines tahu673. taffys is taffychic. |
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