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Post by Rabbit ♠ on May 10, 2016 14:43:05 GMT -5
*best friend and I talking about Of Mice and Men, about how George killed Lennie* Best Friend: But why? Why did George have to kill Lennie? Why? He was my favorite Neopet! *silence* Not really my favorite Neopet. Wait, do you know what I'm talking about? Me: Yes, I know what you're talking about. ^^
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Post by Celestial on May 13, 2016 14:07:50 GMT -5
Younger Bro: Is it okay if I take a slice of the banana bread? Me: Umm...*looks at food in the oven* Dinner's almost ready. Younger Bro: Oh. *pause* I thought banana bread was dinner.
My little bro is ever the optimist.
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Post by Yoyti on Jun 19, 2016 8:43:43 GMT -5
(Talking bout the Spiderman musical)
Yoyti's Father: It might seem like a stupid idea, but remember that at some point someone in a board meeting said "let's make a movie about sharks... in a tornado!"
Which is an oddly motivating quote, frankly.
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Aug 7, 2016 15:03:24 GMT -5
Me: What did mom want? Brother: She asked me wasn't I going to make coffee. Me: XD Brother: I told her I fell asleep. (And he did - I woke him up a number of times.) Me: *laughing* That's what the coffee is for! Brother: That's what mom said.
Oh, my family is something.
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Post by Moni on Aug 14, 2016 0:58:54 GMT -5
(brother makes a joke about "pokemon GO to the polls") sister: Hey, mom, what does 'poll' mean in Arabic. anywy? mom: 'Poll?' sister: You know, when they ask for people's opinions on elections and stuff. mom: I'm sure there's a word for it in Arabic, but since we don't have 'polls' or real 'elections' in Egypt, they never bothered teaching it to us. Useless word.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 15, 2016 17:42:26 GMT -5
I perpetually leave my shoes tied because I feel no need to untie or re-tie them when I can just slip them on. More convenient that way and it's always worked out. So...
Me: *Goes to put on shoes so I can go out.* Aaagh, dog untied my shoelaces. Mom: How did you know it was the dog? Me: ...Who else unties my shoelaces?
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Post by Twillie on Aug 15, 2016 18:23:50 GMT -5
I perpetually leave my shoes tied because I feel no need to untie or re-tie them when I can just slip them on. More convenient that way and it's always worked out. I'm not the only one!!!
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Post by Reiqua on Aug 18, 2016 7:42:41 GMT -5
*trying to explain philosophy to my 12 year old sister*
Me: So philosophers ask lots of questions about the world and then try to answer them. But they often ask questions about things that seem really obvious to normal people. Things we'd never think to ask a question about, like: "Do I exist?" *much hilarity later* Sis: Oh. So philosophers are just people... who are confused. Me: ... Sure, let's go with that XD
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Aug 24, 2016 20:14:43 GMT -5
Brother: *joking rant of random stuff* I'm American, I should know this! Brother (three seconds later): I CAN GET LOUDER, MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME! (My little brother is something. XD)
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Sept 6, 2016 18:42:20 GMT -5
Dad: Get up, we're going to have breakfast at Ihop! lil sis: Why do you hate me?!
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Post by Yoyti on Sept 16, 2016 8:56:19 GMT -5
SOPRANO: [Baritone(?)] was singing Largo Al Factotum the other day. He's a tenor. He has a high B. He's just in denial.
YOYTI (Bass-baritone): Yeah, but can you blame him? Who wants to be a tenor? -- Why do you think we keep trying to kill them?
SOPRANO: Well tenors do have the best rep.
YOYTI: I don't know about you, but I like to live through my operas.
SOPRANO: That's fair. But I'm a soprano! I have to kill myself half the time!
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Post by Reiqua on Sept 22, 2016 0:59:25 GMT -5
Had my graduation ceremony today, which is always fun.
The Chancellor of the university, in his official address, said this: "Those of you who are going to be teachers are never going to make as much money as Donald Trump. But I wouldn't worry about that. Because your contribution to society will be much greater than anything I think he's likely to make." Regardless of my personal views on Trump, I'm just sharing this here, because I think it's a funny thing to say in the context of a graduation ceremony!!
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Post by Breakingchains on Sept 22, 2016 7:57:44 GMT -5
Sis: Oh. So philosophers are just people... who are confused. Me: ... Sure, let's go with that XD ...Well, heck, she's not wrong...
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Post by Reiqua on Nov 24, 2016 5:13:28 GMT -5
Quoth Reiqua's brother: goodenough = false; while (!goodenough) { thermometer.send_to('Rei'); if (read_review(get_review('Rei'))) { goodenough = true; } else { thermometer.revise(); } } I don't speak code, but I take it he's asking me to beta a document called 'the thermometer' for him... EDIT: And as usual, Google Translate wasn't much use. It autodetected the language as English (#false). So I asked it to translate to French for me since that's the only other language I have any real ability with.
Goodenough = faux; While (! Goodenough) { Thermomètre.send_to ( 'Rei'); If (read_review (get_review ( 'Rei'))) { Goodenough = vrai; } autre { Thermomètre.reviser (); } } Stunning work, Google. *slow claps*
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Post by Tiger on Nov 24, 2016 11:17:29 GMT -5
Quoth Reiqua's brother: goodenough = false; while (!goodenough) { thermometer.send_to('Rei'); if (read_review(get_review('Rei'))) { goodenough = true; } else { thermometer.revise(); } } I don't speak code, but I take it he's asking me to beta a document called 'the thermometer' for him... EDIT: And as usual, Google Translate wasn't much use. It autodetected the language as English (#false). So I asked it to translate to French for me since that's the only other language I have any real ability with.
Goodenough = faux; While (! Goodenough) { Thermomètre.send_to ( 'Rei'); If (read_review (get_review ( 'Rei'))) { Goodenough = vrai; } autre { Thermomètre.reviser (); } } Stunning work, Google. *slow claps* Translated into English Pseudo-Code: Variable "Goodenough" is false. While not Goodenough (aka, while Goodenough is false): - Run thermometer's 'send_to()' function, giving it a variable value that is presumably used by the function to send it. - Check if function read_review, which has been given the variable: function get_review, which has been given the variable 'Rei' (presumably the person doing the review, which will be used by the get_review function), returns something other than 'false' If it has returned true or a value: "Goodenough" is true. If not: Run thermometer's revise function. And because this is in a while loop, it will run through this pattern until Goodenough == true =) ...So yes, he's asking you to plz beta-read his "thermometer" document ^^
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