Post by RielCZ on May 23, 2021 12:56:50 GMT -5
Issue 936 – Tyrannian Victory Day (?)
—jackie247
Once you’ve made it to the Tyrannian Plateau, you’ll be sure to find many things that pique your interest. Exciting, wild, adventurous, sometimes terrifying things. But there is one thing that many Neopians find boring, tedious, mundane, and stale. The Wheel of Monotony. Not to be confused with its close neighbour, the Wheel of Mediocrity, the Wheel of Monotony is anything but average. There’s no strategy involved when you play this game of luck and chance. You simply click to spin and then you wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And - well, you get the idea. How long does it take to stop spinning? Ha! The timeless question on everyone’s mind. Hours. Like, a lot of hours. So your best bet is to get comfy and wait it out. It’s suggested to pour yourself a cup of Rancid Dung Coffee, but I think I’ll pass on that one. Maybe we can grab a piece of that Giant Omelette instead? Sorry, but there is no intermission on this joyride. The Wheel of Monotony gets a bad reputation just because it takes so long. But in my opinion, no prize worth having will come quickly. Like they say, “The Giant Omelette didn’t cook in a day.”
Articles
Species Customization: Moehog by aleu1986
Tyrannian Day Special: Top 12 Tyrannian Petpets by mellody_sou_10
The Wheel of Monotony... More Exciting Than You Think! by jackie247
Short Stories
The Qasalan Princess by squin
A New Hobby by xbebechloex and thefishisforjesus
The Loneliest Lurman by 7_candy_girl_7
Comics
I Am Not Asking. Come to the Island. NOW. by tangamandapiano, gabi100pitty, and nepocci
Snowy's (Smelly?) Prize by baiuki
It Takes Two by omgsinho
The Reason I am Grey by lyra_blazingstar
Spring Cleaning Gone Wrong by _brainchild_
How Chias REALLY Get Their Colours by merpiie, hilary_duff_fan_16, and aikuanda
Bob - Behind the Scenes by plagne
The Concerned Friend by Euphemia and friends_rock2135
Dreaming of Riches by Carolyn and rikuji_kioku
Tyrannian Victory Day 6 Errors by belindaword, mimiweasley, and d4nielgr
Spot the Differences: Happy Tyrannian Victory Day! by isabelleke49
Random Oddness: My Petpet is Now my Brother #2 by mistyqee
Wocky WHAT? by truebrony
Noise Cancellation by _kankuro and sergente__hartmann
The Healing Springs by katiekazoo
Tyrannia Crossword Puzzle by varshajoseph
The Neopian Pound Chat by mapleshading
Wheel of Monotony by victoriathegr8one
Suspected Omelette Poaching Leaves Sabre-X Scrambled by superkathiee, goosesticks, and roxi2rox
Continued Series
A Hero's Journey: Rivalry by Kat
The Royal Axis: Pushing Back The Dark by iamnotaaron
Lupe Pack Detectives-The Fake Detective by Ian Wolf-Park
And don't forget The Editorial.
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