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Post by Sparktater on Apr 1, 2020 12:14:13 GMT -5
I'll sign up! I don't know many people yet so I hope that's ok.
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Post by Twillie on Apr 1, 2020 12:21:06 GMT -5
I will admit, when Moni first messaged me those comics, I was entirely convinced that a troll actually did vandalize my comics for a moment xD I was about to message back asking where she found those so I could investigate, and then I remembered.... As for myself, I thought I'd just give Thorn some nice fanart! Specifically, I know she's put a lot into the Euroatlantis D&D campaign, so I wanted to make a piece based off of the latest session recap :3
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Post by Celestial on Apr 1, 2020 12:33:01 GMT -5
I wrote...something for Moni. I am not sure what it is, only that it is bad and ridiculous. Presenting... Smitten with Justice, a bad 'ship-fic by Celes. All Batelf knew of Khamet was his letters and his appearance, but it was enough. He felt he knew everything there was to know of this mysterious stranger. He had to find him, because he was a thief! Oh yes, a thief! For Khamet had stolen something very important.
His heart.
That handsome human would pay for such a dastardly crime! Him, his incredible beard and perfectly sculpted features.
When Khamet returned to the party house, Batelf was waiting for him. He sprung down and fired an arrow from his bow which exploded Khamet’s shirt, exposing his abs which Khamet totally has because he is the most handsome and strong human in Eaine and thus must have abs.
For the first time, Batelf saw the real Khamet. He was even more beautiful than he thought. Batelf had to stop to compose himself. He was unworthy to impersonate such a handsome individual. Such perfection should never be replicated.
“I am here to bring you to justice, thief!” he remembered to yell, even as he was smitten by such handsomeness.
“Aha, I have been wanting to meet justice. Where is it?” Khamet cried. “I am to bring many demons to it so they can face their punishment.”
Did Batelf hear that right? Did this perfect human also believe in bringing wrongdoers to justice?
“I am a paladin of Anhur and all demons shall meet their doom. I shall kill them all and make the world better,” Khamet declared.
“We should work together. For you see, I too look for criminals to punish, and demons are criminals because they are always evil,” Batelf declared.
“We shall make the perfect team,” Khamet said. He took Batelf’s hand and shook it. His grip was so strong. Batelf was now even more smitten.
“We should be more than a team. For you see, I am in love with you. Your beard and love for justice has captivated me,” Batelf said.
“Yes, we should. I think you are also very handsome. And you are not a demon and you like righteousness,” Khamet replied. “Also I am only attracted to disaster people and you are a disaster.”
Batelf was happy about this. He was indeed a disaster, and finally someone loved him for who he was. Even better that it was this perfect human.
“I am smitten with you, Khamet!”
“Yes, I am very good at smiting,” Khamet replied. “Now I must go to the bathroom to make a horse for us so we can ride it romantically into the sunset.”
And so they rode romantically into the sunset on Hatar the poop-horse. Batelf was so happy to have Khamet’s strong arms around him.
It was perfect. They were perfect together. Batelf and Khamet brought justice to demons, criminals and the government all over Eaine. In between smiting and hunting criminals, they made out a lot and it was hot. In time Batelf and Khamet had half-elf babies and they all had epic beards just like him. what did i just read The best thing I have ever written.
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Post by Lizica on Apr 1, 2020 15:12:10 GMT -5
Celestial! =D I have a thing for you. Before you proceed, however, I must first request that you open this video for background music. I was inspired by these videos you shared during Wrighton. xP (Originally it was just the plain version below, but then thirty seconds after I finished it, I was like, "...DANGIT I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM SUNGLASSES" and it only got better from there.) Also, asdfdghkl, oh my gosh, Thorn, this is so bad, I LOVE it! XDDD "But you are beautiful and beautiful. I will never be happy with you!" pfffft
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Post by Celestial on Apr 1, 2020 15:19:19 GMT -5
Lizica, oh my gosh, that is magical. xDD I have for a long time desired Epic Sax Seal but now, you have made it come true. The sunglasses and sparkles make it that much better.
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Post by Thorn on Apr 1, 2020 15:20:23 GMT -5
Twillie: I really admire the amount of effort that went into that Khamet-Batelf monstrosity. Also surfing Meallan actually made me cackle, and I am sure I will find even more exciting details when I view this from my computer instead of tinyphone. Thanks so much! xD This is exactly what I needed. Lizica: They were clearly meant to be & I am glad you can appreciate this. Touching tale. That I have crafted for you.
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Post by Gelquie on Apr 1, 2020 15:32:16 GMT -5
((I'm loving all of these. xDD Now I kinda feel sorry for chickening out. Oh well; at least I can look upon these lovely works of art. Alas, sparktater, you're a little late to the game, as this was for April Fool's day. But maybe there'll be another!)) Thorn, that is a very touching, very sensical love story. Showing how they can go through such adversity and uncertainty, and yet still find a way to be together, regardless of anyone who tries to stop them. Beautiful. I'm touched. Celestial, that is a lovely work of art, and they are now my OTP. Why else would Batelf be so steadfast about Khamet?? It makes perfect sense, and I wish them all the best. Moni, how did you guess the twist to Twillie's comic? I thought I was the only one who knew!! But now we know the truth, and what they're really up to. Lizica, that is the coolest sax seal I've ever seen, who knows exactly who he is and plays up authenticity to the max. Wow!! The background music helps sell it. And last, but certainly not least, Twillie's: As for myself, I thought I'd just give Thorn some nice fanart! Specifically, I know she's put a lot into the Euroatlantis D&D campaign, so I wanted to make a piece based off of the latest session recap :3 That's basically what happened. Beautiful scenery. It almost feels like I was there. May next session come soon, so that we may dine on flowers!
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Post by Killix on Apr 1, 2020 15:52:59 GMT -5
Oh gosh, having a big laugh at these. XD
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Post by Sparktater on Apr 1, 2020 17:05:07 GMT -5
Oops, my timing is as good as ever LOL
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Post by Thorn on Apr 1, 2020 17:38:00 GMT -5
Oops, my timing is as good as ever LOL No worries! We do have other fun events from time to time, so stay tuned and I'm sure something will come up! =D
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