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Post by Moni on Mar 12, 2020 22:16:05 GMT -5
Hello, nerds! It's close to that time of year! No, not the time of year where we dress up as leprechauns and chase rainbows in the hopes of finding Irish beer, but that time of year where we put whoopee cushions beneath our friends, make fake system shutdown messages on our family computers for our parents to freak out over, and stick paper fish on people! At least in France! No, I am not explaining that last part! So this is an event similar to a Secret Santa--you sign up to be put a whoopee cushion on, and you also are assigned a target from that list to whoopee cushion. Now, since we're not in the real world, you can't actually trick these people into inadvertently making embarrassing noises, so we're going to do the next best thing! What emotion is a good-natured prank supposed to invoke? Naturally, bemused annoyance, and that's exactly what you'll do to your target! Do something that will make them laugh--but in a way that subverts something they have made and posted publically. You can write a very short badfic of their characters, creatively "deface" a work of art (as in, by drawing a tophat and a mustache of their character or something), pointedly tag them in a review praising foolishly piece of media they somewhat dislike, etc. As long as it causes your target bemusement, it's all good! Naturally, there's a deadline to sign up, which will be on March 21st. This will leave a week to formulate a good online whoopee cushion to throw at your target on April 1st.Now, humor is sort of subjective, so I'll try my best to match people who seem to have a good relationship with the other and can whoopee cushion them more effectively. Additionally, the point of these pranks isn't to be mean--not only is that against the spirit of the event, it's also against the forum rules and not very moral! Also, do not make personal comments. The point is to josh the other person... and you know they want to be messed with in a way that'll make them laugh, because they signed up for it. If you want to sign up, please do so in this thread! If not, nobody can tell you what to do! Exercise your radical freedom! Human (Presumably) Bullseyes:Moni: The Easiest Target ( Moni) Geographically More Likely to be a Good Shot ( Twillie) A Kiwi who is too Vegetarian to Hunt ( Thorn) Prefers Controlled Bursts of Rifle Fire ( Celestial) Thinks the Best Gun is a Nerf Gun ( Lizica)
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Post by Thorn on Mar 12, 2020 23:07:01 GMT -5
I would love to sign up for this! So here I am! Signing up for this!
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Post by Twillie on Mar 12, 2020 23:21:03 GMT -5
I’d like to sign up as well! :3
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Post by Celestial on Mar 13, 2020 4:16:29 GMT -5
Lol, I love this idea. Let's do this: add me.
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Post by Lizica on Mar 13, 2020 16:26:35 GMT -5
This sounds like so much fun! xD I'd love to join.
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Post by Moni on Mar 23, 2020 18:02:37 GMT -5
i will send the targets out momentarily!
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Post by Twillie on Mar 23, 2020 18:25:11 GMT -5
Fwehehehehe......
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Post by Moni on Mar 24, 2020 3:29:41 GMT -5
i just spent like 6.5 hours crafting my whoopee cushion someone tell me to not craft more
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Post by Thorn on Mar 31, 2020 18:31:57 GMT -5
Just to clarify: we send these 'cushions' to our targets directly, correct? We're not posting them here? Just want to be sure!
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Post by Moni on Mar 31, 2020 23:51:15 GMT -5
Thorn either works, honestly. You can PM them or post it publically depending on your/their comfort level.
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Post by Thorn on Apr 1, 2020 1:37:59 GMT -5
Thanks for the clarification! =D Will probably post mine publicly, but will wait a few more hours as I know it's not even the first in some places yet! xD
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Post by Thorn on Apr 1, 2020 4:45:38 GMT -5
*sneaks in to whoopee cushion Lizica BUAHAHA* I wrote bad fanfic of a bad pairing from a great show, and ran it through google translate to make it absolutely nonsensical. You're welcome. "Viren, I love to hug you and kiss you so much," says Aaravos.
"These are my thoughts!" called Viren. "But you are beautiful and beautiful. I will never be happy with you!
"You deserve me," said Aaravos. "Well, let's hug him so we can kiss."
And they did it. And it was fantastic.
Until Soren sees it!
"Oh! Why are you kissing my father??!?" cried Soren.
"Bad", complains Viren.
“You are kissing and kissing my father all the time. You have to quit, "said Soren.
So they sent him to the workplace and it was pretty scary.
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Post by Moni on Apr 1, 2020 5:27:41 GMT -5
i successfully pranked twillie by vandalizing her most recent blossoms comic! i even made an end panel for it! here it is: it makes more sense in context.
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Post by Celestial on Apr 1, 2020 6:33:10 GMT -5
I wrote...something for Moni. I am not sure what it is, only that it is bad and ridiculous. Presenting... Smitten with Justice, a bad 'ship-fic by Celes. All Batelf knew of Khamet was his letters and his appearance, but it was enough. He felt he knew everything there was to know of this mysterious stranger. He had to find him, because he was a thief! Oh yes, a thief! For Khamet had stolen something very important.
His heart.
That handsome human would pay for such a dastardly crime! Him, his incredible beard and perfectly sculpted features.
When Khamet returned to the party house, Batelf was waiting for him. He sprung down and fired an arrow from his bow which exploded Khamet’s shirt, exposing his abs which Khamet totally has because he is the most handsome and strong human in Eaine and thus must have abs.
For the first time, Batelf saw the real Khamet. He was even more beautiful than he thought. Batelf had to stop to compose himself. He was unworthy to impersonate such a handsome individual. Such perfection should never be replicated.
“I am here to bring you to justice, thief!” he remembered to yell, even as he was smitten by such handsomeness.
“Aha, I have been wanting to meet justice. Where is it?” Khamet cried. “I am to bring many demons to it so they can face their punishment.”
Did Batelf hear that right? Did this perfect human also believe in bringing wrongdoers to justice?
“I am a paladin of Anhur and all demons shall meet their doom. I shall kill them all and make the world better,” Khamet declared.
“We should work together. For you see, I too look for criminals to punish, and demons are criminals because they are always evil,” Batelf declared.
“We shall make the perfect team,” Khamet said. He took Batelf’s hand and shook it. His grip was so strong. Batelf was now even more smitten.
“We should be more than a team. For you see, I am in love with you. Your beard and love for justice has captivated me,” Batelf said.
“Yes, we should. I think you are also very handsome. And you are not a demon and you like righteousness,” Khamet replied. “Also I am only attracted to disaster people and you are a disaster.”
Batelf was happy about this. He was indeed a disaster, and finally someone loved him for who he was. Even better that it was this perfect human.
“I am smitten with you, Khamet!”
“Yes, I am very good at smiting,” Khamet replied. “Now I must go to the bathroom to make a horse for us so we can ride it romantically into the sunset.”
And so they rode romantically into the sunset on Hatar the poop-horse. Batelf was so happy to have Khamet’s strong arms around him.
It was perfect. They were perfect together. Batelf and Khamet brought justice to demons, criminals and the government all over Eaine. In between smiting and hunting criminals, they made out a lot and it was hot. In time Batelf and Khamet had half-elf babies and they all had epic beards just like him.
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Post by Moni on Apr 1, 2020 11:29:41 GMT -5
I wrote...something for Moni. I am not sure what it is, only that it is bad and ridiculous. Presenting... Smitten with Justice, a bad 'ship-fic by Celes. All Batelf knew of Khamet was his letters and his appearance, but it was enough. He felt he knew everything there was to know of this mysterious stranger. He had to find him, because he was a thief! Oh yes, a thief! For Khamet had stolen something very important.
His heart.
That handsome human would pay for such a dastardly crime! Him, his incredible beard and perfectly sculpted features.
When Khamet returned to the party house, Batelf was waiting for him. He sprung down and fired an arrow from his bow which exploded Khamet’s shirt, exposing his abs which Khamet totally has because he is the most handsome and strong human in Eaine and thus must have abs.
For the first time, Batelf saw the real Khamet. He was even more beautiful than he thought. Batelf had to stop to compose himself. He was unworthy to impersonate such a handsome individual. Such perfection should never be replicated.
“I am here to bring you to justice, thief!” he remembered to yell, even as he was smitten by such handsomeness.
“Aha, I have been wanting to meet justice. Where is it?” Khamet cried. “I am to bring many demons to it so they can face their punishment.”
Did Batelf hear that right? Did this perfect human also believe in bringing wrongdoers to justice?
“I am a paladin of Anhur and all demons shall meet their doom. I shall kill them all and make the world better,” Khamet declared.
“We should work together. For you see, I too look for criminals to punish, and demons are criminals because they are always evil,” Batelf declared.
“We shall make the perfect team,” Khamet said. He took Batelf’s hand and shook it. His grip was so strong. Batelf was now even more smitten.
“We should be more than a team. For you see, I am in love with you. Your beard and love for justice has captivated me,” Batelf said.
“Yes, we should. I think you are also very handsome. And you are not a demon and you like righteousness,” Khamet replied. “Also I am only attracted to disaster people and you are a disaster.”
Batelf was happy about this. He was indeed a disaster, and finally someone loved him for who he was. Even better that it was this perfect human.
“I am smitten with you, Khamet!”
“Yes, I am very good at smiting,” Khamet replied. “Now I must go to the bathroom to make a horse for us so we can ride it romantically into the sunset.”
And so they rode romantically into the sunset on Hatar the poop-horse. Batelf was so happy to have Khamet’s strong arms around him.
It was perfect. They were perfect together. Batelf and Khamet brought justice to demons, criminals and the government all over Eaine. In between smiting and hunting criminals, they made out a lot and it was hot. In time Batelf and Khamet had half-elf babies and they all had epic beards just like him. what did i just read
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