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Post by Liou on Jun 18, 2014 18:38:36 GMT -5
Firstly, here's a handy list of the generators! netwaffles.tumblr.com/scenarios/netwaffles.tumblr.com/shipgenerator/these two are EVERYTHING EVER elciestuff.weebly.com/scenarios.htmlelciestuff.weebly.com/page.htmlmedieval glimmerlily.weebly.com/mafia-ships.htmlmafia 3 Some of us Medieval roleplayers have been playing with the scenario generator. It can make the chat go wild, so it's difficult to keep up with all the suggestions; but looky here, I've compiled the best of the randomness, sorted by theme! Starting with the things that could actually be used. xD (Hint hint, please make some of those things happen! ;w; ) It's still pretty long for a compilation, but I tried to sort things chronologically as well, to have funny stories and crackfic material. 83 (And I'll keep updating it while we're still going nuts in the generator chat.) My personal favorites are the House shenanigans, Ilsa's and MAGERAGE's stories, and Queen Daisy. Hope you enjoy! *scuttles out* Things that could actually happen:"Leif practiced magic with Garrick." [16:59:06] Anna /Celestial: Dance magic!
"Aldrich became best friends with Garrick." [16/06/2014 22:52:37] Anna /Celestial: Garrick's dancing could charm his sculptures.
“Ambrose became best friends with Xavier and the Seer saw the whole thing!”
"Jeniver became best friends with Elin."
"Jeniver had a fateful encounter with Ilsa and Kelcey."
"Destiney declared their eternal hatred for Jeniver but that was only the beginning..." [07:45:28] GLQ: ...Because Jeniver stole Kelcey!
“Ilsa had a dance-off with Everett.” [16:16:06] elycien: “Can you tell me what’s happened to Jeni--” - “ONLY IF YOU WIN THE DANCE-OFF”
"Sister Purity made fun of Garrick."
"Lucinda protected Alain and Garrick yelled at them." [16:17:57] Anna /Celestial: Garrick, don't insult grandfa- | I hate you all! How dare you not attend my dance recital?!
"Destiney glomptackled Garrick."
"Garrick told bad jokes to Destiney."
"Destiney told bad jokes to Aldrich because of free ale."
"Destiney kidnapped Kirin." ((She finally chose her own husband!))
"Kelcey stole items from Destiney."
"Destiney insulted King Starmey for no good reason!"
"Destiney wrote a fictional story about Aines because the Drunk got them drunk."
"Demongoat sang a song with Destiney in the castle."
"Tony insulted MAGERAGE."
"MAGERAGE travelled to the future with Ambrose."
“Tony travelled to the future with Morgaine.” More fun things that should happen: (for funsies, song and dance and bromance) “Aines did a musical number with Garrick and Lucinda."
"Rosalie did a musical number with Morgaine and Karma."
"Rosalie had a dance-off with Morgaine and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Tony had a dance-off with Joffery and now they are best friends forever."
"Tony danced with MAGERAGE."
"Alain did a musical number with MAGERAGE."
"Alain did a musical number with Frederick and Everett."
"Xavier did a musical number with Orrin and Ambrose."
"Ilsa had a dance-off with Corinne and Garrick never forgave them."
“Joffery danced with Demongoat and they never spoke to eachother again."
"Ambrose told bad jokes to Xavier and Joffery."
"Ambrose made stupid puns with Joffery at the inn."
"Ambrose had a drinking contest with Kelcey."
"Laurie got drunk with Ambrose very gracefully."
"Aines made stupid puns with Xavier and Frederick." [17/06/2014 07:47:30] GLQ: Aines interrupts this awkward conversation with bad puns.
"Garrick travelled to the future with Leif." ((COME HERE BOYS THIS IS PERFECT))
"Garrick travelled to the future with Jeniver and it was hilarious!" ((I bet it was 8D She levitated all the furniture and future things and HE DANCED ON THEM!))
"Garrick serenaded Kelcey and Destiney."
"Laurie sang a song with Garrick.”
"Garrick travelled to the future with MAGERAGE and Joffery." [05:43:40] Birdy: So if Garrick is potentially Travis-ancestor, and Joffery is potentially Bardsley-ancestor... what does that mean? D: *shudder*
"Tony ruled the kingdom together with Lucinda at the inn." [17/06/2014 07:41:59] elycien: Palaces are lame. Inns have beer.
"Everett travelled to the future with Alain and Queen Daisy." ((Lordshipping + Hardcore Queen!))
Shippy things that are actually (more or less) possible:“Sister Purity stalked Francis.” [16/06/2014 22:00:25] elycien: otp tbh
> Later: "Francis ruled the kingdom together with Sister Purity."
"Ruth went skinny-dipping with Kelcey."
"Jeniver married Kelcey but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!"
"Joffery ships Kelcey and Jeniver."
"Garrick got drunk with Destiney and Laurie." [16/06/2014 22:03:44] Anna /Celestial: The wife and the mistress? ^_~
"Garrick went skinny-dipping with Elin and Laurie planned the whole thing!"
"Garrick kidnapped Laurie."
"Joffery fell in love with Laurie because the Drunk got them drunk."
"Joffery stalked Garrick."
"Garrick secretly plotted with Joffery."
“Joffery threw a key at Destiney and now they are best friends forever.”
“Joffery went skinny-dipping with Destiney for no good reason!”
"Frederick fell in love with Joffery."
"Joffery ran away with Garrick."
"Xavier kidnapped Frederick."
"Xavier fell in love with Tony." [16/06/2014 22:30:20] elycien: He had me at ‘continental breakfast’ even though I don’t really know what that is.”
“Xavier drew naughty pictures of Kirin and it was sexy.”
“Corinne ships Frederick and Xavier.”
"Aldrich married Ilsa."
"Garrick married Corinne." [03:34:00] Anna /Celestial: She says she's a princess, she'll do.
"Laurie married Arthur."
"Laurie married Tony and Kelcey will never get that image out of their mind."
"Garrick ships Laurie and Kirin."
"Ilsa ships Laurie and Garrick."
"Morgaine was making out with Ambrose."
"Jeniver ships Everett and Alain." Things that escalated quickly / require extra context:“Alain told bad jokes to Laurie and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!” [16/06/2014 22:08:02] elycien: HOW BAD WERE THOSE JOKES
"King Starmey had a dance-off with Queen Daisy and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!"
"Kelcey got into a fight with Xavier."
"Aines murdered Davorin and Kelcey."
“Everett spied on Aines which started a war.”
"Aines tried to recruit MAGERAGE and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!"
"Laurie punched Ambrose and Ruth." [17:59:17] Anna /Celestial: For bullying her 'faun king' ...welp"Ignotus stole the hair of Leif but nobody noticed." [05:40:50] elycien: "Hey, is Leif bald now...?" - "He's always been that way, what are you talking about?"
"Kirin was making out with Frederick." [16/06/2014 21:57:06] elycien: that torture went in an unexpected direction >_>
"Kirin was making out with King Starmey and that's how House Stallion won the throne!"
> Later: "King Starmey fell in love with Kirin and they never spoke to eachother again."
"Garrick married Tony because the Drunk got them drunk." ((Vegas?))
"Tony went skinny-dipping with Joffery in the castle."
"Alain went skinny-dipping with Garrick and Joffery."
"MAGERAGE told bad jokes to Joffery and it was sexy."
Sunshine Finch did a musical number with MAGERAGE and died.
“Lucinda arrested Destiney but nobody noticed.”
Clarissa murdered Destiney and Xavier got really annoyed." [16/06/2014 22:26:41] PFA: geez clarissa, way to murder the princess, that's a bummer
"Arthur lead an angry mob against Xavier when nobody else was looking."
"Briar Kidde hired the Assassin to kill Davorin and Francis paid them to do it!" [16/06/2014 22:30:39] PFA: briar hired the assassin to kill himself | because francis paid her
“Frederick hired the Assassin to kill Karma and Davorin.”
Sister Purity hired the Assassin to kill Arthur and Davorin.
"Davorin hired the Assassin to kill Destiney." [17/06/2014 07:44:17] elycien: there he goes hiring himself again
"Garrick kidnapped Aines."
"Garrick gave gifts to Aines in space!"
"Aines went skinny-dipping with Destiney in space!"
"Alain sang a song with Joffery in space!"
"Corinne drew naughty pictures of Joffery in space!"
"Destiney murdered Aurum for a whole day."
"Garrick hired the Assassin to kill Destiney every morning for three years!"
“Laurie murdered Garrick.”
House Stallion shenanigans:"Kelcey sold poisoned bread to Kirin and now they are best friends forever." ((... what WAS in that bread?!))
“Ambrose punched Kirin but it was all just a dream.”
"Kirin sold poisoned bread to Garrick."
"Kirin was making out with Garrick and Lucinda got really freaked out."
"Garrick attacked Corinne but the Knight saved the day!"
“Corinne stalked Lucinda and Ambrose got really annoyed.”
"Garrick tried to recruit Ambrose because they are in cahoots." [16/06/2014 22:40:26] lizzie: you dont HAVE to recruit him...
"Alain glomptackled Xavier."
"Lucinda glomptackled Xavier and Alain never forgave them."
> Later: “Alain lead an angry mob against Xavier.”
"Alain protected Garrick and Ilsa." [17/06/2014 07:48:30] elycien: "I will protect you, my son. And you, random innkeeper."
"Ambrose told horrible lies to Garrick."
“Ambrose ran away with Garrick.”
"Alain hired the Assassin to kill Garrick."
“Garrick attacked Alain in front of an audience.”
"Garrick has been hiding from Alain."
House Jade shenanigans:"Everett told bad jokes to Leif when nobody else was looking."
"Joffery spied on Leif and it was terrifying."
“Leif punched Francis leaving no evidence behind.” [16:07:11] elycien: He didn’t punch him very hard.
"Francis glomptackled Xavier."
"Jeniver threatened Francis very gracefully."
"Jeniver got into a fight with Francis."
"Jeniver arrested Francis and Elin." ((You shouldn't have put her in jail!))
"Jeniver stole items from Everett and they never spoke to eachother again." Shenanigans involving both houses:"Leif became best friends with Ambrose and Everett tried to stop them."
"Garrick gave gifts to Leif and that's terrible."
"Lucinda insulted Everett because they are in cahoots."
“Everett sold poisoned bread to Kirin and it was hilarious!"
“Everett punched Kirin and looked good while doing it.”
"Kirin attacked Joffery when nobody else was looking."
"Leif was shoved into a closet with Kirin which started a war."
"Leif told horrible lies to Kirin and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!"
"Jeniver serenaded Ambrose."
"Garrick stalked Ambrose and Jeniver."
"Jeniver wrote a fictional story about Garrick."
"Jeniver glomptackled Garrick which started a war."
"Alain fell in love with Leif and Jeniver."
"Alain was making out with Leif and Kelcey got jealous!"
"Garrick ships Kelcey and Leif."
"Ambrose got drunk with Garrick and Joffery got really freaked out." ((Ambrose, don't break suitorship!))
> And then: "Ambrose attacked Garrick."
"Ambrose kidnapped Jeniver."
"Francis attacked Ambrose." [16/06/2014 23:09:10] Anna /Celestial: Your future visions are not of the 'Woo! Begone, witch!
“Everett got into a fight with Alain, causing a tear in the time-space continuum!”
"Leif ruled the kingdom together with Ambrose and sang a song about it." Reasons House Stallion regret recruiting Orrin: (there were so many!) “Orrin attacked Corinne because of free ale.”
"Orrin wrote a fictional story about Kirin and it was all just a big hoax."
"Orrin hired the Assassin to kill Kirin."
"Orrin was making out with Lucinda in the castle."
"Orrin ships Lucinda and Ambrose."
"Orrin insulted Alain and Aurum was watching carefully."
"Orrin wrote a fictional story about Alain and Daria Kidde."
"Orrin was making out with Ambrose."
"Orrin insulted Ambrose."
"Orrin stole items from Ambrose and laughed about it."
"Orrin stole the hair of Ambrose and the Vigilante put them both in prison."
"Orrin kidnapped Alain but nobody noticed.” [17/06/2014 07:24:18] elycien: "the Grand Duke goes missing and nobody cares" What happens when you don't buy enough keys:“Joffery murdered Ilsa because that's what happens when you don't buy enough keys.”
"Morgaine got into a fight with Leif because that's what happens when you don't buy enough keys."
"Everett murdered Morgaine because that's what happens when you don't buy enough keys."
"Ciara Kidde told bad jokes to Elin because that's what happens when you don't buy enough keys." [17/06/2014 07:33:25] GLQ: "Buy my keys, or I'll... I'll... KNOCK KNOCK!"
“Joffery threw a key at Daria Kidde and died.”
"Laurie threw a key at Everett and died."
"Destiney was shoved into a closet with Tony because that's what happens when you don't buy enough keys."
"Rosalie murdered Leif and Aldrich because that's what happens when you don't buy enough keys."
"Rosalie broke the furniture of Garrick and Aurum ran away." [18:27:58] lizzie: "BUY. MY. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS!"
The story of Ilsa's furniture:"Kirin drew naughty pictures of Leif and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Xavier protected Kirin and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Leif declared their eternal hatred for Ilaria and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."[03:30:50] elycien: His hatred was just THAT INTENSE
"Orrin broke the furniture of Frederick and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Alain danced with Ambrose and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Alain saw visions of Jeniver and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
“Kelcey ruled the kingdom together with Aura and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture.”
Davorin was making out with MAGERAGE and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture.
"Francis broke the furniture of MAGERAGE and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
“MAGERAGE complained about Garrick and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture.”
"Ilsa broke the furniture of Rosalie and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Ilsa ran away with MAGERAGE."
"Ilsa kidnapped Jeniver but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!" [16:00:41] elycien: FURNITURE REVENGE
“Leif broke the furniture of Clarissa and died.” The adventures of MAGERAGE:"MAGERAGE attacked Alain."
"MAGERAGE attacked King Starmey and now they are best friends forever."
“MAGERAGE was stunned by the beauty of King Starmey.”
"King Starmey did a musical number with MAGERAGE."
"MAGERAGE had a drinking contest with King Starmey."
“MAGERAGE glomptackled Francis, causing a tear in the time-space continuum!”
"MAGERAGE gave gifts to Joffery." [16/06/2014 22:56:04] Anna /Celestial: The gift of SONG
"MAGERAGE was shoved into a closet with Karma."
"Garrick wrote a fictional story about MAGERAGE." Anna /Celestial: Do we want to know?
"Morgaine travelled to the future with MAGERAGE."
"Morgaine tried to recruit MAGERAGE in a blind rage."
“Morgaine hired the Assassin to kill MAGERAGE for a whole day.”
"Davorin married MAGERAGE"
"Clare wrestled bears with MAGERAGE and Frederick."
"Frederick wrote a fictional story about MAGERAGE and died." Aines has fun times:"Aines hired the Assassin to kill Ambrose and that's how House Jade won the throne!" [16/06/2014 22:15:24] elycien: aines you could just PICK house jade you don't have to kill people
"Aines lead an angry mob against Kelcey."
"Aines had a secret rendezvous with Morgaine and Ambrose got really freaked out."
“Morgaine kidnapped Aines with incredible skill.”
"Aines said upsetting things about Morgaine and sang a song about it."
"Aines attacked Karma." [16/06/2014 23:09:10] Anna /Celestial: Weird child! *divebombs*
"Aines was shoved into a closet with Ambrose." ((They could end up having a good long conversation; Aines could vent about the princesses, Ambrose could vent about his visions, they might make sense of each other's problems, and when they come out they'll go get a drink!))
"Aines drew naughty pictures of Davorin and Ambrose." [17/06/2014 07:18:51] GLQ: Aines is really, /really/ bored.
"Aines broke the furniture of Everett and Fate Sparrow."
"Aines kidnapped Ruth and Aurum." Queen Daisy was hardcore:“Queen Daisy kidnapped Frederick.”
"Queen Daisy murdered Davorin."
"Ambrose got drunk with Queen Daisy and Clare."
"Queen Daisy made fun of Garrick and Alain."
"Queen Daisy was making out with Corinne and Ilsa."
"Queen Daisy got into a fight with Kelcey."
"Laurie wrestled bears with Demongoat and Queen Daisy."
“Queen Daisy murdered Jeniver because of free ale.”
"Queen Daisy punched King Starmey at the inn."
"Joffery secretly plotted against Queen Daisy and died." King Starmey was a very interesting man:"King Starmey was making out with Joffery and Kelcey."
King Starmey had a secret rendezvous with Joffery and Garrick.
“King Starmey was making out with Aurum and Aines.”
"King Starmey married Aurum and laughed about it.”
"King Starmey attacked Aines."
"Aines got into a fight with King Starmey reluctantly."
"King Starmey travelled to the future with Aines and it was hilarious!"
"King Starmey hired the Assassin to kill Aines and Laurie was scarred for life!"
"Karma travelled to the future with King Starmey every morning for three years!"
"King Starmey was stunned by the beauty of Orrin every morning for three years!"
"King Starmey wrestled bears with Garrick and it was hilarious!"
"Rosalie got into a fight with King Starmey." [16/06/2014 22:03:13] Anna /Celestial: And now we know how the king died.
Kirin, wut?..."Kirin glomptackled MAGERAGE and they lived happily ever after."
"Kirin was making out with MAGERAGE which was a bad idea."
"Kirin insulted Aines and it was hilarious!"
“Kirin stared at Xavier with incredible skill.”
"Kirin ships Rosalie and Morgaine."
"Kirin ships Xavier and Ambrose."
“Kirin kidnapped Karma cheerfully.” [17:55:27] elycien: Kirin: C: Xavier, wut?..."Xavier spied on Frederick because of free ale."
"Xavier broke the furniture of Corinne and Lucinda got jealous!" [03:18:28] elycien: NOO XAVIER BREAK *MY* FURNITURE
"Xavier sold an enchanted sculpture to Aldrich with incredible skill."
"Xavier spied on Karma every morning for three years!"
"Xavier sent a secret message to Karma and Aura."
"Aura drew naughty pictures of Clare and Xavier watched gleefully."
"Xavier ruled the kingdom together with Hope Crane in a blind rage."
Xavier was making out with Queen Daisy and it was a great idea.
"Queen Daisy drew naughty pictures of Xavier and they were never the same after that...."
"Cloudey Wren drew naughty pictures of Xavier." ((Everyone wants to draw Xavier like a Courdonian girl))
"Xavier wrote a fictional story about Ambrose but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!"
"Xavier made fun of King Starmey and sang a song about it."
"Xavier punched MAGERAGE."
"Xavier ships Destiney and Aines."
"Xavier ships Tony and Kelcey." These characters do not understand the shipping:"Aldrich ships Xavier and Ilsa."
"Clarissa ships Xavier and MAGERAGE."
"Clarissa ships Morgaine and Ignotus."
"Clarissa ships Destiney and Arthur."
"Clare ships Kelcey and Ruth."
"Davorin ships Ilsa and Kelcey."
"Kirin fell in love with Aines and Clare watched gleefully."
"Ambrose ships MAGERAGE and Garrick."
"Ilsa ships MAGERAGE and Joffery."
"Ilsa ships Ambrose and King Starmey."
"Queen Daisy ships Jeniver and Xavier." |
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Post by Layla "Nimbus" Karimi on Jun 20, 2014 16:52:13 GMT -5
I read all of these scenarios while listening to the Goat Simulator trailer song and it was perfect XD
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Post by Liou on Jun 29, 2014 14:10:17 GMT -5
It's back! Totally possible things that should happen"Elin got drunk with Xavier and it was hilarious!" [06:01:16] elycien: they drown their sorrows
"Xavier told bad jokes to Clarissa and Aurum.l"
"Kelcey stared at Garrick because of free ale." [07:18:48] elycien: "She's... so beautiful..." | "Kelcey, you're drunk, that's not a girl." | "...I wonder... what is her name... so graceful...!"
“Standorf and Waller insulted Garrick.”
"Standorf and Waller insulted Everett gracefully"
“Alain tried to recruit Standorf and Waller.”
"Alain bullied Laurie and the kingdom rejoiced!" [17:21:45] Anna /Celestial: ...He told her to stop stalking his son?
"Laurie was stunned by the beauty of Alain." ((been there done that))
"Sister Purity joined the faction of Garrick in a blind rage." [07:40] elycien: *she charges into the manor* STALLIOONNNNN
“Sister Purity arrested Xavier.” [07:44:45] elycien: he goes to vigilante her and it backfires Fun times“Tony did a musical number with MAGERAGE.”
"MAGERAGE had a dance-off with Garrick and Queen Daisy."
"Laurie secretly plotted with Davorin with style." [08:22:48] lizzie: "*puts on sunglasses* so who should we kill" | "*flings feather boa around neck* the bodyguard"
"Jeniver had a dance-off with Joffery but it was all just a dream."
"Standorf serenaded Joffrey."
"Karma Crow cosplayed as Ilsa and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture." ((the poor furniture was so shocked...))
"Kelcey did a musical number with Prince Joram of Courdon." [18:58:55] elycien: the real prince shows up and they do a musical. i approve of this
"Queen Daisy broke the furniture of Francis and the kingdom rejoiced!" [20:20:00] elycien: everyone's all "THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY, THAT WAS SOME SERIOUSLY UGLY FURNITURE" Nice ships“Everett glomptackled Alain."
"Joffery drew naughty pictures of Garrick.”
"Garrick married Joffery for a whole day."
“Joffery danced with Garrick and Destiney yelled at them.”
"Leif glomptackled Kirin." House shenanigans“Everett tried to recruit Jeniver and broke down crying.” [06:31:48] GLQ: "I thought my [niece] had abandoned meeeee ;_; " | "[Uncle], what?"
"Everett told horrible lies to Francis and it was hilarious!"
"Francis threw up on the shoes of Jeniver casually."
"Garrick lead an angry mob against Kirin." [18:36:03] Anna /Celestial: Kirin's hair was more beautiful than his.
"Lucinda bullied Garrick and it was tragic."
"Alain ships Davorin and Kirin." ((Why don't you put your good looks to use by seducing that assassin to work for us?))
“Xavier made fun of Alain.” [06:29:25] elycien: getting into the spirit of House Jade [06:30:27] PFA: all the Jades gathered around the dinner table "haha, oh those Stallions"
"Kirin was making out with Joffery and it was sexy."
"Alain kidnapped Everett and MAGERAGE."
"Alain danced with Jeniver but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!"
"Everett became best friends with Kirin for a whole day." [18:47:05] elycien: Before he realized that he was being bros with a STALLION, what was he THINKING
> "Everett has been hiding from Kirin and sang a song about it." [18:47:05] elycien: ...and Kirin's mad that they're not BFFs anymore.
"Lucinda glomptackled Everett and died." Characters, wat r u doing?“Jeniver punched Xavier for a whole day.”
"Jeniver was shoved into a closet with Steve Magerage and they would do it again!"
"Garrick sold an enchanted sculpture to Standorf and Waller.” [07:34:22] PFA: "A FRIEND FOR YOU"
"Garrick punched Standorf and Waller and looked good while doing it."
"Ilsa stole items from Garrick and it was tragic." [04:33:46] Anna /Celestial: " Not Garrick's Dancing Pole. ;__; How can he dance sultrily now?!
"Francis has been hiding from Standorf and Waller." ((Who wouldn't.))
> "Standorf and Waller was stunned by the beauty of Francis." ((Oh, that's why.))
"Standorf and Waller threw up on the shoes of Ambrose and Kirin got really freaked out.”
"Davorin hired the Assassin to kill Aura and Leif was blamed." [06:44:30] elycien: no one would ever suspect the Assassin of hiring himself!
"Alain glomptackled Laurie because of free ale."
"Leif went skinny-dipping with Demongoat and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!"
> Then: "Leif threatened Demongoat." [03:02:40] Anna /Celestial: If you ever go skinny-dipping with me again...
(Kirin likes to draw)
“Kirin drew naughty pictures of Alain and Ambrose.”
"Kirin drew naughty pictures of Destiney and Leif." Lolships"Francis ships Garrick and Standorf and Waller."
"Clarissa punched Kelcey."
"Elin ships MAGERAGE and Jeniver."
"MAGERAGE ships Joffery and Corinne."
Aines married Alain but nobody noticed. Xavier, wut...?"Xavier secretly plotted against Aldrich and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [07:23:38] elycien: "Wait, I'm plotting against him! That's terribly naughty of me, I should be in prison."
"Xavier stalked Kirin and sang a song about it."
"Xavier protected Ciara Kidde and sang a song about it." ((The Vigilante sings his own theme songs! 8D))
"Xavier ships Jeniver and Joffery."
"Xavier ships Alain and Standorf and Waller."
"Xavier drew naughty pictures of Sister Purity casually."
> "Everett ships Sister Purity and Xavier."
“Xavier married Demongoat.” [05:55:41] GLQ: Xavier, I know you're doing poorly, but this isn't the answer. True causes of King Starmey's death"Ambrose had a drinking contest with King Starmey for a whole day."
"King Starmey stole the hair of Orrin and died."
"King Starmey did a musical number with Orrin and died."
"King Starmey ran away with Demongoat because they are secret lovers."
"King Starmey complained about Ignotus and died."
"King Starmey threatened Garrick and died." [03:06:16] Anna /Celestial: Garrick danced him to death! |
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Post by Killix on Jun 29, 2014 18:16:41 GMT -5
Those were hilarious. XD
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Post by Liou on Jul 8, 2014 14:12:09 GMT -5
You know, back when I started posting this, my goal was to make it shorter than reading the actual chat... aw well, I guess the chat produces A LOT of funny stuff? ^^; I've probably missed a few things, but my document was getting too full, so here's the latest: Things that should happen
"Morgaine danced with Rosalie because they are in cahoots."
"Ambrose serenaded Xavier." [18:39:10] Anna /Celestial: Aww. ^.^ He sung a really motivational, adorable song about how he's special and worthy of being happy.
"Arthur did a musical number with Corinne."
"Garrick had a drinking contest with Corinne and Kirin."
"Joffery got drunk with Demongoat and that's terrible."
"Joffery sang a song with Alain and Demongoat."
"Demongoat serenaded Joffery and that's how they became the next ruler of Kyth!" [00:13:44] Anna /Celestial: Demongoat taught Joffery the song to sing to impress Destiney.
“Garrick broke the furniture of Joffery.”
"Rosalie complained about Garrick and sang a song about it."
"Rosalie glomptackled Ambrose."
"Lucinda protected Ambrose cheerfully."
“Destiney was shoved into a closet with Kelcey.” [21:08:42] elycien: probably by Aines trying to get them out of his way
"Elin was shoved into a closet with Joffery and that's what happens when you put Jeniver Jade in jail." [01:14:07] generaldaisy: "I figured you wanted company. *Shoves her into a closet with Joffery.*"
"Kelcey fell in love with Ilsa and Elin was watching carefully." [01:21:51] generaldaisy: "Slap coming in 3... 2...
"Kelcey woke up tied to a bed by Ilsa and Laurie finished like three quests while they were distracted." [02:41:24] iconicfellow: "pay me back, darn it"
Not as possible but still fun"Alain did a musical number with Kirin and the kingdom rejoiced!"
"Alain had a dance-off with Aines and Everett."
"Tony became best friends with Garrick and they were never the same after that...." [18:23:50] Anna /Celestial: Tony taught Garrick to breakdance.
“Tony wrestled bears with MAGERAGE and it was sexy.”
"Tony sold an enchanted sculpture to Destiney."[21:40:52] Anna /Celestial: Now this here, your majesty, is called an action figure...
"Corinne went skinny-dipping with Demongoat because the Drunk got them drunk."
“Standorf and Waller wrestled bears with Kirin and laughed about it.” [21:16:17] elycien: They mock the bears while they wrestle them.
"Jeniver complained about Lucinda because they were disguised as a Courdonian slave-lord." [00:54:27] Anna /Celestial: Lucinda, that outfit does not fit you. =/
"Ilsa sent a secret message to Jeniver and it was terrifying." [21:22:00] elycien: "RELEASE MY COOK OR ELSE"
> "Joffery hired the Assassin to kill Ilsa." [21:22:15] Birdy: ...welp. ._.; OK ships... mostly?"Leif woke up tied to a bed by Kirin because they are secret lovers." ((You're welcome))
"Leif stared at Arthur and fell off the side of Raven's Keep." [19:17:49] Anna /Celestial: Distracted by Arthur's sexy?
"Kirin complained about Leif." [18:31:43] elycien: "He is TOO ATTRACTIVE and it's distracting."
"Sister Purity ships Leif and Kirin."
"Kirin stared at Ancel and it was sexy."
"Tony ships Xavier and Ambrose." ((woobship))
"Xavier was stunned by the beauty of Alain."
"Everett saw visions of Alain."
"Everett glomptackled Morgaine and it was sexy."
"Destiney married MAGERAGE casually."
"Joffery serenaded Garrick."
"Joffery sang a song with Garrick and Ignotus ran away.” [18:42:30] elycien: Suitorshipping was too terrifiying for him. House shenanigans"Ruth went skinny-dipping with Everett and Xavier."
"Orrin danced with Alain and Everett."
"Ruth made fun of Alain." [16:51:44] Anna /Celestial: xD Fair enough, I guess that's standard practice with Jade recruits.
"Xavier practiced magic with Corinne and Jeniver was blamed."
"Kirin made stupid puns with Ambrose in a blind rage."
"Corinne murdered Kirin and Garrick paid them to do it!" [21:13:25] Anna /Celestial: Garrick got jealous his backup dancer was getting more attention than him.
"Garrick glomptackled Everett which started a war."
"Alain was making out with Joffery in front of an audience." [00:55:44] Anna /Celestial: Uhh...I guess that's one way to annoy Everett...
"Everett had a drinking contest with Queen Daisy and Jeniver was scarred for life!" [17:07:46] Anna /Celestial: Everett must be a really terrifying drunk.
"Garrick practiced magic with Jeniver and angsted about it." [16:37:11] Anna /Celestial: Daddy doesn't approve of magic...but it makes me so beautiful!
"Jeniver lead an angry mob against Kirin and Orrin paid them to do it!"
“Leif made fun of Jeniver and that's terrible.”
"Joffery became best friends with Alain and they were never the same after that...." [21:27:17] elycien: omg I'm just imagining Joffery befriending disguised!Alain at the tavern and bringing him home | "hey Dad meet this cool old guy I befriended!!"
> "Joffery ran away with Alain and now they are best friends forever." [03:01:18] Anna /Celestial: He really liked the old man he met at the inn. ^^
> "Joffery travelled to the future with Alain." [16:41:51] Anna /Celestial: Let's go the future, old man from the inn who insulted my dad. =D
"Joffery sang a song with Alain and that's how they became the next ruler of Kyth!"
"Joffery gave gifts to Leif and died." [02:18:50] Cassie S lastnamehere: " Leif /really/ doesn't appreciate gifts Crackships"Kirin ships Prince Joram of Courdon and Xavier."
"Briar Kidde ships Xavier and Prince Joram of Courdon."
"Xavier was making out with Prince Joram of Courdon."
"Prince Joram of Courdon ships Karma and Xavier."
"Kelcey was making out with Frederick and it was hilarious!"
"Destiney went skinny-dipping with Aines and it was terrifying."
"Ilsa ships Orrin and MAGERAGE."
"Standorf and Waller was making out with Destiney and Joffery." [03:01:52] Anna /Celestial: They took one each. xD
"Garrick ships Alain and Standorf and Waller."
"Corinne ships Garrick and Alain."
"Laurie went skinny-dipping with Alain very gracefully."
"Laurie married Corinne."
"Everett married Orrin." FURNITURE!!!"Joffery sang a song with Destiney and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Garrick was making out with Aurum and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Garrick broke the furniture of Destiney." [21:48:11] Anna /Celestial: That's no way to court a lady. =/
"Ancel broke the furniture of Briar Kidde and Garrick planned the whole thing!"
"Davorin broke the furniture of Aura and that's how House Stallion won the throne!"
"Leif practiced magic with Jeniver and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"MAGERAGE broke the furniture of Orrin and Alain." [00:23:42] Birdy: So that's where Jeniver gets it from...
"MAGERAGE broke the furniture of Joffery."
"Ilsa broke the furniture of Ruth and Francis." [20:08:38] generaldaisy: Revenge?
"Corinne broke the furniture of Prince Joram of Courdon and Laurie."
"Queen Daisy broke the furniture of Aldrich in the closet." [20:41:48] elycien: well geez, Aldrich, don't keep your furniture in the closet then
"Aldrich broke the furniture of Kelcey at the feast." [21:36:45] PFA: ...why was kelcey's furniture at the feast in the first place
"Ilsa broke the furniture of Briar Kidde because they are in cahoots." [17:21:19] elycien: Breaking furniture is actually a SHADOWS SECRET SIGN
“Everett broke the furniture of Briar Kidde and Aldrich.” [17:07:19] elycien: TAKE THAT, REBELS | Now I’m picturing him interrogating Elin. “Answer our questions, or... we’ll BREAK YOUR FURNITURE” “nooooooo”
"Joffery broke the furniture of Everett and Elin." [02:11:25] Anna /Celestial: Interrogation: you're doing it wrong. [02:11:44] elycien: Joffery: Dad, I interrogated the prisoner. =D | Everett: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TABLE, THAT WAS MAHOGANY Characters, wut r u doin?"Kelcey has been hiding from Frederick and the Racketeer is selling the whole story!" [21:25:24] elycien: he'll tell you why Kelcey's hiding from him if you pay him first
"Laurie crashed a car from the future with Morgaine and broke down crying."
"Morgaine threw up on the shoes of Ambrose and the kingdom rejoiced!"
"Arthur punched MAGERAGE and the Vigilante put them both in prison."
"Joffery wrestled bears with Xavier when nobody else was looking."
"Garrick stalked Laurie and Kirin."[21:30:16] elycien: ...the tables are turned, where Laurie is concerned
"Garrick wrestled bears with Demongoat and Prince Joram of Courdon."
"King Starmey declared their eternal hatred for Garrick and Demongoat yelled at them." [00:29:11] Birdy: Starmey: "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY DAUGHTER?!" Demongoat: "BAAAAAAAAA!"
"Standorf and Waller sold an enchanted sculpture to Aldrich and Ancel watched gleefully." [02:28:37] iconicfellow: they sold a sculpture *to* the sculpturemaker | how does that even work
"Standorf and Waller serenaded Francis and it was terrifying."
"Everett went skinny-dipping with Standorf and Waller in a blind rage."
"Aurum threw up on the shoes of Ilsa in space!" Aines needs a break"Aines stared at Karma for no good reason!"
"Aines told bad jokes to Karma."
"Karma married Aines."
"Aines was stunned by the beauty of Jeniver and Xavier." [02:23:27] elycien: Why does this read as a ship to me? "THEY NEED TO GET TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY'RE SO PRETTY" "Aines, you /really/ need a vacation."
"Aines ran away with Davorin and Garrick."
"Aines bullied Ambrose and Arthur."
"Aines had a secret rendezvous with Orrin and nobody understood why."
“Aines saw visions of Standorf and Waller but nobody cared.”
"Aines had a fateful encounter with Standorf and Waller every morning for three years!"
"Standorf and Waller had a fateful encounter with Aines and broke down crying." Xavier, wut...?"Francis attacked Everett and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [21:33:23] Anna /Celestial: Masters, I'm afraid you need to have a time out. D= “Destiney stole the hair of Leif and the Vigilante put them both in prison.” [17:09:14] elycien: Xavier doesn’t care if you’re the queen, he will still arrest you. “Laurie broke the furniture of Corinne and the Vigilante put them both in prison.” [21:08:17] elycien: Y’all should know by now he’s sensitive about furniture breaking. "Xavier murdered Laurie." "Xavier hired the Assassin to kill Laurie and Corinne." [18:27:01] elycien: She threw up on his SHOES. Arresting her is NOT ENOUGH! "Xavier was dragged off to Courdon by Rosalie and laughed about it." [02:10:34] elycien:  ; why is he laughing "Xavier ships Prince Joram of Courdon and Orrin.” "Xavier ships Joffery and Francis." "Xavier ships Leif and Aines." [00:28:17] Anna /Celestial: Well...you like birds so I thought... "Ruth spied on Xavier and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [02:44:19] elycien: don't spy on him, he's shy ;_; "Aura said upsetting things about Xavier and died." "Xavier got drunk with Karma and broke down crying." "Xavier hired the Assassin to kill Demongoat." "Ruth sent a secret message to Leif and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [21:29:48] elycien: xavier they're in your faction i think they can secret message each other if they want to "King Starmey was shoved into a closet with Aines and now they are best friends forever." [23:18:32] Anna /Celestial: The true origins of the royal advisor!
"Aines got drunk with King Starmey reluctantly."
"Aines had a drinking contest with King Starmey , causing a tear in the time-space continuum!" [23:18:51] Anna /Celestial: Or this?
"King Starmey crashed a car from the future with Aines."
"Alain ran away with King Starmey and Aines is never going to forget it."
"King Starmey had a dance-off with Kelcey." [02:44:14] Anna /Celestial: King Starmey has weird rituals for asking his daughter's hand in marriage.
"Demongoat stalked King Starmey because that's what happens when you don't buy enough keys."
"King Starmey was dragged off to Courdon by Frederick.”
"Elin broke the furniture of King Starmey and they were never the same after that...."
"King Starmey had a drinking contest with Tony for no good reason!"
"King Starmey threw up on the shoes of Alain but it was all just a dream."
"King Starmey sold poisoned bread to Garrick and laughed about it."
"King Starmey got drunk with Kelcey and fell off the side of Raven's Keep."
“Destiney murdered King Starmey and it was a great idea.”
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Post by Liou on Jul 19, 2014 13:22:34 GMT -5
It has returned! It looks pretty huge, but I swear it's still shorter than the chat. xD (That's what happens when I don't post it soon enough... it just grows and grows.) There have been pretty amazing things, a lot more Shadow scenarios, and some characters are rising to fame! Enjoy. 83 Fun things that could actually happen!“Everett attacked Alain and sang a song about it.”
"Lord Charles was disguised as Rosalie but that was only the beginning..." [07:26:02] PFAbrain: ...he's trying to interrogate laurie
“Rosalie saw visions of Joffery and it was a great idea.”
"Corinne taught magic spells to Aurum when nobody else was looking." [03:17:29] Anna /Celestial: You say magic spells, I say cocktail recipe.
"Corinne spied on Xavier in a blind rage." [22:44:40] Anna /Celestial: That's what happens when you jail me! >O
"Standorf and Waller woke up tied to a bed by Aldrich." [22:38:34] Anna /Celestial: Aldrich has had enough of their antics. =/
"Aldrich became best friends with Alain very gracefully."
"Briar Kidde threw a key at Alain." ((Briar if you found the key to your shackles, that was not... well...))
“Ambrose protected Xavier and broke down crying.”
"Francis made stupid puns with Elin." [22:41:17] Anna /Celestial: Elin suffered a lot while she was in jail.
"Everett did a musical number with Elin but they're denying everything."
"Elin made stupid puns with Aldrich and looked good while doing it." Slightly less possible fun things!"Destiney had a dance-off with King Malik and they lived happily ever after." [07:10:39] elycien: =D A nice alternative to war with Courdon. "Sister Purity kidnapped Destiney and sang a song about it." [03:23:59] elycien: Because the obvious course of action when you've kidnapped the queen is to express your feelings through SONG. “Ilsa stalked Destiney and laughed about it.” [04:06:05] elycien: lololol i’m stalking the queen u guys =D "Everett taught magic spells to Briar Kidde because the Drunk got them drunk." [08:15:37] elycien: "Loololol let's do magic, girl chained up in Alain's basement 8D" "k" "Frederick crashed a car from the future with Lord Charles and that's what happens when you put Jeniver Jade in jail." [07:09:30] elycien: her dad will make a DRAMATIC TIME-TRAVELING ENTRANCE TO SAVE HER!!!! "Garrick had a dance-off with Clarissa in a blind rage." [08:10:08] Birdy: "She... SHE SAID SHE COULD DANCE BETTER THAN ME. I'LL SHOW /HER/." "Aines was stunned by the beauty of Kirin and that's how House Stallion won the throne!" [03:45:09] mintydreams: *bishie sparkles*  "Prince Cornelio of Courdon threw a key at King Malik and Rosalie will never get that image out of their mind." [23:03:43] elycien: She can't reconcile how such a horrible prince is ALSO so good at throwing keys. "Lord Duval glomptackled Prince Cornelio of Courdon because they are in cahoots." [23:24:12] elycien: SLAVELORD HUGS 8D "Alain declared their eternal hatred for Everett and it was sexy."
"Everett insulted Alain and broke down crying."
“Everett glomptackled Alain and King Starmey planned the whole thing!”
"Alain practiced magic with Everett and now they are best friends forever."
"Alain fell in love with Everett and Jeniver was scarred for life!"
"Lord Duval ships Xavier and Elin." [08:00:07] generaldaisy: Oh look Xavier, you got your former slave-master's approval! 8D
"Xavier tried to recruit Elin and they lived happily ever after." [08:56:36] Birdy: "I'd like to recruit you as my co-vigilante... forever. < 3"
"Xavier was shoved into a closet with Kirin and Leif paid them to do it!" [15:41:47] Anna /Celestial: Could you...ask him if he likes me? *blush*
"Leif wrote a fictional story about Kirin and King Starmey never forgave them."
"Kirin drew naughty pictures of Leif but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!"
"Everett ships Leif and Kirin."
“King Starmey ships Kirin and Leif.”
"Leif stared at Kirin, causing a tear in the time-space continuum!" [07:39:35] elycien: ;D their love is just that strong
"Joffery secretly plotted with Garrick because they are secret lovers."
"Garrick drew naughty pictures of Joffery but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!"
"Garrick was making out with Joffery in front of an audience."
"Alain ships Everett and Clare." [03:14:54] Anna /Celestial: I just think you'll be a bit looser, Everett, if you got a girlfriend. ^^
"Corinne ships Clare and Everett."
"Everett wrote a fictional story about Clare and they were never the same after that...."
“Everett has been hiding from Clare which was embarrassing.”
"Rosalie was stunned by the beauty of Laurie."
"Ilsa had a secret rendezvous with Aldrich with style."
"Jeniver ships Ambrose and Ilsa." [23:07:56] Anna /Celestial: Jeniver: Xavier needs parents and you're the best ones he can get. ^.^
> "Ambrose fell in love with Ilsa every morning for three years!" Lolships"Rosalie ships Morgaine and Xavier." ((Rosie I know he's cute but I doubt he's Morgie's type...))
"Francis ships Aldrich and Kelcey." [03:44:04] Anna /Celestial: Derpshipping? xD
"Leif was making out with Garrick and Laurie is never going to forget it."
“Garrick was making out with Elin and Queen Daisy.”
"Garrick was stunned by the beauty of Ruth and it was tragic."
"Garrick married Briar Kidde but nobody cared." [23:14:45] Anna /Celestial: Daddy, the girl in the basement is my wife now! I'm busy, Garrick.
"Alain married Joffery but it was all just a dream."
“Orrin married Joffery and it was hilarious!”
"Ilsa was stunned by the beauty of Orrin." [03:10:58] Anna /Celestial: Imagine how much furniture he could fix with those arms...*fans self*
"Laurie ships Demongoat and Alain."
> "Alain ships Laurie and Demongoat." ((No thanks, you keep it.)) Kireif, doing it wrong“Orrin spied on Leif and it was sexy.”
> “Leif got into a fight with Orrin.” [16:33:01] elycien: Leif: QUIT SPYING SEXILY ON ME
"Kirin fell in love with Aines and angsted about it." [03:30:57] elycien: "However will I tell Leif that I prefer a bird? D8"
"Kirin married Karma and they would do it again!"
"Kirin ships Alain and Prince Joram of Courdon."
"Kirin went skinny-dipping with Alain and Everett." [04:01:18] Anna /Celestial: Kirin thinks they should just resolve their foe yay with a skinny-dipping session. Dem Shadows get around!"Sister Purity was stunned by the beauty of Elin."
"Sister Purity married Elin and the Thief stole all their items while they were distracted."
"Tony serenaded Xavier."
"Tony was making out with Xavier and Corinne."
"Tony ships Corinne and Aurum."
"Tony sent a secret message to Aurum and it was sexy."
"Aurum woke up tied to a bed by Kaldora because they are in cahoots."
"Alain had a secret rendezvous with Aurum and it was sexy."
"Aurum had a secret rendezvous with Laurie and it was sexy."
"Laurie ships Ilsa and Aurum."
"Clarissa was making out with Laurie and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!" ((... welp, let's get to work 8D))
> "Laurie danced with Clarissa and Joffery planned the whole thing!" ((Ah, he's the one who ships it...)) For the first time on your screen... Shadow shenanigans!"Ancel was dragged off to Courdon by Arthur."
"Arthur wrestled bears with Prince Joram of Courdon and Aurum is never going to forget it."
"Prince Joram of Courdon married Arthur and that's how they became the next ruler of Kyth!"
"Arthur woke up tied to a bed by Laurie but they're denying everything."
"Tony got drunk with Sister Purity and Elin."
"Elin made fun of Arthur for no good reason!"
"Tony secretly plotted against Elin and Sister Purity." ((HEY!))
"Elin lead an angry mob against Tony."
"Elin hired the Assassin to kill Tony in a blind rage."
“Elin was dragged off to Courdon by Tony and fell off the side of Raven's Keep.” ((Tony's GPS failed))
“Tony was dragged off to Courdon by Laurie and died.” ((Laurie didn't need a GPS)) House Jade shenanigans"Everett drew naughty pictures of Leif."
"Everett saw visions of Joffery because they are in cahoots." [04:04:34] Anna /Celestial: And probably because Joffery is standing right there. >>;
“Joffery secretly plotted against Xavier but nobody cared.”
"Jeniver had a dance-off with Leif and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [03:32:32] Anna /Celestial: Xavier: I'd be okay with it if it wasn't 4 in the morning!
"MAGERAGE drew naughty pictures of Everett and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [22:47:58] Anna /Celestial: Xavier does not approve of naughty pictures. =/
"Leif secretly plotted against Joffery every morning for three years!" ((Joffery disturbs him every morning with his singing, so Leiflet thinks of ways to... silence him.))
“MAGERAGE kidnapped Leif and died.” [03:35:20] elycien: Seriously, don’t mess with Leif. House Stallion shenanigans"Lucinda wrestled bears with Garrick in the castle." [03:26:11] elycien: That's... wow. Stallion is hardcore.
"Ambrose was dragged off to Courdon by Garrick and Orrin."
"Ambrose got drunk with Garrick."
"Ambrose threw up on the shoes of Alain."
"Alain hired the Assassin to kill Corinne."
"Alain wrote a fictional story about Kirin and it was sexy."
"Kirin has been hiding from Alain and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!" Shenanigans with ALL the factions!"Ignotus became best friends with Garrick and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [16:58:36] Anna /Celestial: Xavier does not approve of Garrick having friends.
“Lucinda was stunned by the beauty of Joffery and Garrick tried to stop them.”
"Jeniver murdered Garrick and Aurum planned the whole thing!"
"Aurum threw up on the shoes of Alain with style."
"Leif insulted Alain but they're denying everything."
“Alain woke up tied to a bed by Leif and now they are best friends forever.” [03:36:17] elycien: That’s, uh... one very unconventional method of securing peace between your houses, Leif...
"Alain woke up tied to a bed by MAGERAGE and laughed about it." ((Apparently Alain enjoys it.))
“Xavier declared their eternal hatred for Alain and Everett is never going to forget it.” [17:01:44] elycien: Everett: I’ve taught you well. Characters wut r u doin?"Laurie crashed a car from the future with Aurum and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!"
"Joffery was disguised as Laurie and Arthur finished like three quests while they were distracted."
"Kelcey made stupid puns with Alain and it was terrifying." [03:15:36] Anna /Celestial: There was only so much that Alain could take before he snapped...
"Lucinda threw up on the shoes of Lord Duval in a blind rage." [07:08:40] elycien: Lucinda is just SO FURIOUS BLEEEEAAAH
"Alain lead an angry mob against Lucinda and sang a song about it."
"Alain was dragged off to Courdon by Tony and Ambrose."
"Tony punched Queen Daisy for a whole day."
"Kaldora murdered Tony which was embarrassing." [03:13:48] elycien: Yeah, murder's just so /awkward./
"Kaldora went skinny-dipping with Alain in front of an audience."
“Rosalie drew naughty pictures of Garrick in front of an audience.”
"Garrick drew naughty pictures of Orrin and Laurie is never going to forget it."
"Frederick glomptackled Orrin and the Racketeer is selling the whole story!"
“Elin murdered Ilsa with style.” The story of Davorin"Corinne kidnapped Davorin and they were never the same after that...." "Davorin drew naughty pictures of Prince Joram of Courdon in the closet." "Karma woke up tied to a bed by Davorin." "Davorin was stunned by the beauty of Orrin which was embarrassing." "Clare hired the Assassin to kill Davorin and Sister Purity didn't know why." "Demongoat hired the Assassin to kill Davorin." "Davorin hired the Assassin to kill Fate Sparrow and they would do it again!" "Davorin secretly plotted against Sister Purity and died." [22:48:21] Killix: You just don't mess with Sister Purity. "Xavier told bad jokes to Aurum because they are secret lovers."
"Xavier glomptackled Arthur."
"Xavier drew naughty pictures of Clarissa for a whole day."
"Xavier gave gifts to Tony and Laurie."
"Xavier gave gifts to Francis and that's what happens when you put Jeniver Jade in jail." [04:15:14] generaldaisy: He has to pay for jailing Everett's niece.
"Xavier ships Francis and Everett."
"Xavier punched Everett and Leif got jealous!"
"Garrick has been hiding from Xavier and Demongoat." ((Wow, Xavier, what have you done?))
"Everett ships Xavier and Demongoat."
"Sieg Braham went skinny-dipping with Xavier and Lord Duval."
"Ilsa got drunk with Arthur and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [22:53:48] GLQ: Xavier, you could've just taken her home.
"Ilsa serenaded Xavier and the Vigilante put them both in prison." [10:29:09] generaldaisy: Were her singing skills /that/ bad? So bad that you had to jail yourself too?
"Ilsa kidnapped Jeniver with incredible skill." [04:18:40] generaldaisy: Xavier made it look like fun.
"Ilsa drew naughty pictures of Tony and laughed about it."
"Ilsa threw up on the shoes of MAGERAGE."
More reasons why House Stallion regrets recruiting Orrin"Orrin drew naughty pictures of Ambrose and Ilsa."
"Ambrose got drunk with Orrin and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!"
"Orrin stole the hair of Sister Purity and Garrick will never get that image out of their mind."
"Orrin got into a fight with Prince Joram of Courdon."
"Orrin married Alain."
"Orrin threatened Davorin and Alain was upset about it."
"Orrin ships Kirin and Alain."
"Orrin told horrible lies to Kirin and Fate Sparrow."
"Fate Sparrow woke up tied to a bed by Orrin and the Vigilante put them both in prison." The furniture saga continues!"Francis stalked Xavier and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture. [20:31:59] Killix: That's some clumsy stalking, Francis XD
"Xavier fell in love with Ilsa and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Alain broke the furniture of Davorin and looked good while doing it."
"Elin broke the furniture of Davorin and Everett planned the whole thing!"
“Briar Kidde lead an angry mob against Lord Charles and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture.” [23:32:55] elycien: Ilsa: WOULD YOU MIND NOT DOING THIS IN MY INN
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon broke the furniture of Kirin every morning for three years!" [07:28:56] elycien: *gasp* Those horrible Courdonians!
"Clarissa murdered Prince Cornelio of Courdon and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Demongoat fell in love with Everett and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Demongoat hired the Assassin to kill Lord Charles and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture." [08:11:45] elycien: so that's what it was trying to accomplish
"Ilsa broke the furniture of Garrick and it was terrifying." [23:07:11] GLQ: She finally snaps. The secret life of Clare Ryer"Clare ships Ambrose and Fate Sparrow."
"Clare ships Laurie and Xavier.”
"Clare ships Xavier and Corinne."
"Sieg Braham had a drinking contest with Clare and it was sexy."
"Clare had a drinking contest with Garrick for a whole day."
"Clare sang a song with Queen Daisy because the Drunk got them drunk."
"Clare drew naughty pictures of Standorf and Waller with style."
"MAGERAGE drew naughty pictures of Clare and died."
"Clare had a secret rendezvous with Prince Joram of Courdon because they are secret lovers."
"Clare went skinny-dipping with Aurum which started a war."
"Clare kidnapped Demongoat and Aurum got jealous!"
"Clare did a musical number with Demongoat."
“Clare married Arthur and broke down crying.”
"Arthur was disguised as Clare."
"Lord Charles got into a fight with Arthur and Clare watched gleefully."
"Arthur complained about Clare and that's how they became the next ruler of Kyth!"
"Briar Kidde ran away with Clare in the closet." Trufax about King Starmey and Aines"King Starmey was shoved into a closet with Alain."
"Alain fell in love with King Starmey."
"Alain ruled the kingdom together with King Starmey and it was sexy."
"Aines punched Alain."
"Aines was disguised as Joffery."
"Aines went skinny-dipping with King Starmey with style."
“King Starmey was stunned by the beauty of Aines every morning for three years!”
"Aines threw up on the shoes of Arthur for no good reason!"
"King Starmey murdered Aines."
"King Starmey serenaded Demongoat in space!"
"Aura murdered King Starmey." Next time, prepare for some shenanigans with all those dudes from Courdon! |
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Post by Layla "Nimbus" Karimi on Jul 19, 2014 16:57:06 GMT -5
Oh boy, more generator compilation! *immediately goes to turn on Goat Simulator soundtrack*
...*finishes reading* Well, that was fun X3 By the way, while I was on vacation the other week I ended up generating a number of scenarios through my phone's internet, but since I was skypeless I couldn't share them with anyone. Mind if I compile them here?
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Post by Killix on Jul 24, 2014 16:34:58 GMT -5
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Post by Liou on Jul 25, 2014 15:17:36 GMT -5
Hi, just dumping a bunch of things in here before my travels. (And yes Layla "Nimbus" Karimi and anyone else who wants to share, please throw your stuff into this thread xD) So much happened with the Courdonians, it's impressive. Some characters tend to come out a lot at certain times, when they hadn't been favored by Ranumgen before. They have very interesting reactions to the Courdonians. First, here are some general funnies relevant to the current state of the roleplay: Somewhat possible things"Rosalie threw a key at King Malik."
“Standorf and Waller serenaded Prince Cornelio of Courdon and Rosalie.” [00:32:54] elycien: There’s a way to lessen the tension of him hitting on her. xDDD
"Rosalie got into a fight with Laurie and it was all just a big hoax."
"Alain became best friends with Morgaine but they're denying everything."
"Alain threatened Prince Joram of Courdon with style."
"Garrick glomptackled King Malik." [00:24:30] Anna /Celestial: This can only end well. =D
"Laurie stole items from Alain and now they are best friends forever." [16:24:36] Anna /Celestial: ...depending on what Laurie does, this could happen. xD ((I WILL REMEMBER THIS)) Slightly less possible things"Alain stole the hair of Lord Duval in a blind rage."
"Kaldora taught magic spells to Alain and Everett." [07:00:17] elycien: kaldora thought it'd be funny if their arguments included throwing spells at each other
"Xavier arrested Lord Duval and King Starmey was upset about it."
“Laurie serenaded Kirin very gracefully.”
"Corinne made stupid puns with Sieg Braham and now they are best friends forever."
"Sieg Braham stole the hair of Laurie and Garrick planned the whole thing!"
"Aines tried to recruit Garrick and Laurie was happy about it." Wut"Lucinda murdered Aldrich and now they are best friends forever." [06:58:05] generaldaisy: But... What?
"Leif had a dance-off with Standorf and Waller which started a war."
"Everett glomptackled Alain but the Knight saved the day!" [22:46:14] elycien: The real reason he recruited Orrin.
“Everett hired the Assassin to kill Davorin and Corinne planned the whole thing!”
"Arthur kidnapped Ruth and laughed about it."
> "Arthur declared their eternal hatred for Ruth."
“Arthur saw visions of Everett and broke down crying.”
"Tony was disguised as Garrick and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!"
"Ambrose stole the hair of Xavier and Ilsa was happy about it."
“Clare woke up tied to a bed by Kirin and fell off the side of Raven's Keep.” [00:23:04] elycien: I.... xDDDD Did Kirin throw her off the cliff, bed and all?
"Demongoat was disguised as Arthur."
"Clarissa was dragged off to Courdon by Demongoat and it was terrifying."
"Tony stared at Demongoat and it was terrifying."
"Ancel threw up on the shoes of Sister Purity and fell off the side of Raven's Keep."
"MAGERAGE crashed a car from the future with Demongoat and fell off the side of Raven's Keep."
Xavier's corner“Xavier sold poisoned bread to Elin and sang a song about it.”
"Xavier went skinny-dipping with Corinne and that's how they became the next ruler of Kyth!"
“Xavier kidnapped Aines because the Drunk got them drunk.” [21:11:33] elycien: Xavier proudly brings Aines back to the Jades and they’re like “xavier that’s the royal adviser”
"Xavier went skinny-dipping with Ilaria and the Racketeer is selling the whole story!"
“Xavier did a musical number with Kelcey and the Vigilante put them both in prison.” [16:26:42] elycien: “That was a terrible musical number. I must put myself in prison now.”
"Xavier woke up tied to a bed by Aldrich in the closet."
“Xavier broke into a jail cell with King Malik in Courdon.”
"Xavier protected Lord Duval and Karma."
“King Starmey said upsetting things about King Malik and the Vigilante put them both in prison.” [02:01:00] elycien: Royal time-out. For the first time on your screens, MASTERS OF DISGUISE"Demongoat was disguised as Joffery but nobody noticed."
"Aines was disguised as Joffery."
"Kaldora was disguised as Alain cheerfully."
"Everett was disguised as Alain and Briar Kidde."
"Ambrose was disguised as Everett."
"Daria Kidde was disguised as Ambrose."
"Briar Kidde was disguised as King Starmey because of free ale."
"Garrick was disguised as Ruth because they were disguised as a Courdonian slave-lord."
"Arthur was disguised as Clarissa and Kirin was upset about it." [07:11:10] PFA: ...I think I'd be too, I can't see him pulling that off well
"Ilsa was disguised as Standorf and Waller and Frederick."
“Prince Joram of Courdon was disguised as Corinne which was embarrassing.”
"Joffery was disguised as Corinne but nobody cared."
"Joffery was disguised as Laurie and Arthur finished like three quests while they were distracted."
"Joffery was disguised as King Malik but nobody cared." ((Poor Joffery, nobody likes his cosplays :C )) And without further ado, heeeeeeere's our COURDONIAN SPECIAL episode! 8D A study of Courdonian diplomacy"Prince Joram of Courdon interrogated Elin in space!"
“Prince Joram of Courdon went skinny-dipping with Prince Cornelio of Courdon in space!”
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon stole items from Prince Joram of Courdon and looked good while doing it."
"King Malik broke the furniture of Elin and Morgaine."
"Prince Joram of Courdon sold an enchanted sculpture to Elin in a blind rage."
"King Malik glomptackled Jeniver in a blind rage."
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon bullied Jeniver but nobody cared." [08:11:13] elycien: ...D= Jeniver needs an adult
> "Lord Charles murdered Prince Cornelio of Courdon." [08:11:57] elycien: .....Jeniver found an adult The Courdonians have unusual shipping tastesAnd they get around"Prince Cornelio of Courdon ships Lord Duval and Standorf and Waller."
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon ships King Malik and Prince Rafe of Courdon."
"Prince Rafe of Courdon drew naughty pictures of Prince Cornelio of Courdon."
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon drew naughty pictures of Prince Rafe of Courdon and they would do it again!"
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon fell in love with Tony."
“Joffery danced with Prince Cornelio of Courdon but they're denying everything.”
"Elin was making out with Corinne and Prince Cornelio of Courdon."
"Elin ran away with Prince Cornelio of Courdon casually."
"Prince Rafe of Courdon married Elin and Sieg Braham."
"Prince Rafe of Courdon ships Lord Duval and Xavier."
"Xavier ships Prince Joram of Courdon and Lord Duval."
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon sent a secret message to Xavier and Lord Duval got jealous!"
"Xavier told bad jokes to Lord Duval and died.”
Iiiiit's the DUVAL SHOW!"Lord Duval threw up on the shoes of Aines cheerfully." [07:50:24] Birdy: "I hate this place. 8D *barf*"
"Lord Duval was disguised as Ciara Kidde."
"Lord Duval was stunned by the beauty of Clarissa."
"Lord Duval told horrible lies to Clarissa in Courdon."
"Clarissa has been hiding from Lord Duval and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
"Lord Duval gave gifts to Ilsa."
"Aldrich woke up tied to a bed by Lord Duval.”
"Lord Duval was stunned by the beauty of Leif."
“Lord Duval made fun of Leif and Kirin yelled at them.” (Daawwwz)
“Lord Duval stalked Alain.”
"Lord Duval did a musical number with Ambrose."
"Lord Duval ships Frederick and Alain." [08:10:30] elycien: "those two annoying nobles who didn't want me to take my slave. they're perfect for each other."
“Lord Duval threw a key at Frederick and Xavier.”
"Lord Duval got drunk with Xavier."
"Sieg Braham did a musical number with Lord Duval and Xavier."
"Lord Duval wrote a fictional story about Xavier and they would do it again!" Ilsa meets the Courdonians“Ilsa hired the Assassin to kill Davorin and Prince Cornelio of Courdon.” [23:57:25] elycien: “Kill the prince, and then kill yourself.”
“Prince Rafe of Courdon fell in love with Ilsa.” [23:30:00] elycien: Xavier: ;A; no
“Ilsa became best friends with Prince Rafe of Courdon and it was tragic.”
"Ilsa fell in love with Prince Cornelio of Courdon."
“Prince Cornelio of Courdon woke up tied to a bed by Ilsa.”
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon was making out with Ilsa and Laurie."
"Xavier declared their eternal hatred for Ilsa and Standorf and Waller tried to stop them." The amazing adventures of Morgaine and Sieg Braham (strap yourselves in)"Elin told bad jokes to Morgaine but it never happened again." [10:03:18] generaldaisy: Morgaine /really/ lambasted her for that.
"Morgaine drew naughty pictures of Elin."
"Morgaine interrogated Lord Duval."
"Laurie ships Morgaine and Lord Duval."
"Morgaine murdered Laurie."
"Morgaine ships Lord Duval and Ruth."
"Morgaine went skinny-dipping with Ruth and Rosalie ran away."
"King Malik bullied Rosalie and Morgaine was happy about it."
"Morgaine drew naughty pictures of Prince Cornelio of Courdon."
"Morgaine hired the Assassin to kill Prince Joram of Courdon reluctantly."
"Sieg Braham secretly plotted against King Malik reluctantly."
"Prince Joram of Courdon ruled the kingdom together with Prince Rafe of Courdon and Sieg Braham paid them to do it!"
“Prince Joram of Courdon became best friends with Sieg Braham.”
"Sieg Braham told bad jokes to Lord Duval."
"Sieg Braham was making out with Lord Duval and Daria Kidde tried to stop them."
"Ilaria made fun of Sieg Braham and Lord Duval got really annoyed."
"Sieg Braham ran away with Morgaine." [13:54:07] Anna /Celestial: Let's get away from all this crap, mother. The Courdonians are very fond of House Stallion!"Ignotus was dragged off to Courdon by Clare and King Malik was happy about it."
"Ignotus was dragged off to Courdon by Francis and it was hilarious!"
“Prince Joram of Courdon had a fateful encounter with Ignotus but the Knight saved the day!”
"Ignotus hired the Assassin to kill Prince Cornelio of Courdon casually." [07:35:04] elycien: ignotus is just "ehh. kill the prince. nbd"
"Lucinda woke up tied to a bed by Alain."
"Lucinda was dragged off to Courdon by Alain and they would do it again!"
"Lucinda was dragged off to Courdon by Ciara Kidde and Alain was upset about it."
"Lucinda did a musical number with Alain and Prince Cornelio of Courdon."
“Prince Joram of Courdon arrested Alain.”
“King Malik arrested Alain and the Racketeer is selling the whole story!”
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon threw a key at Alain."
"Alain punched King Malik cheerfully."
No one is more popular than Ambrose, though.
“Ruth ships Ambrose and Prince Joram of Courdon.”
"Ambrose was dragged off to Courdon by Prince Joram of Courdon but they're denying everything."
"Ambrose ruled the kingdom together with Prince Joram of Courdon because they are in cahoots."
"Prince Joram of Courdon ships Prince Rafe of Courdon and Ambrose." ((Wanna try my brother now?))
"King Malik ships Prince Cornelio of Courdon and Ambrose." ((No, try this brother first!))
"Ambrose glomptackled Prince Cornelio of Courdon but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!"
Now, we've had a lot of fun with the Courdonians, but it's time for them to leave. How exactly do they leave? Bye bye, Courdonians!"King Malik was dragged off to Courdon by Queen Daisy and Joffery." [07:37:13] Birdy: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
“Prince Cornelio of Courdon was dragged off to Courdon by Queen Daisy and Aldrich.” [10:22:46] Birdy: Again: “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...”
"Prince Rafe of Courdon was dragged off to Courdon by Morgaine."
“Prince Cornelio of Courdon was dragged off to Courdon by Prince Rafe of Courdon and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!”
"Prince Joram of Courdon was dragged off to Courdon by Laurie and broke down crying."
"Lord Duval was shoved into a closet with Ancel and fell off the side of Raven's Keep."
"Lord Duval was dragged off to Courdon by Demongoat in the closet."
"Lord Duval did a musical number with Demongoat."
"Xavier murdered Lord Duval and Ruth is never going to forget it."
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Post by Layla "Nimbus" Karimi on Aug 14, 2014 23:21:46 GMT -5
*late but* Okay, here's what I've got 8D (Actually it's a good thing I waited to post this; some of the funny/awkward stuff is only that way from information that wasn't revealed until the end of the roleplay.) Princess shenanigansHope Crane got drunk with Demongoat and it was hilarious!
Elin had a dance-off with Cloudey Wren.
Karma protected Queen Daisy because of free ale.
Elin had a dance-off with Sunshine Finch and Aura.
Fate Sparrow sold an enchanted sculpture to Aldrich and Demongoat. ((To the sculptor and the possessed sculpture?))
Leif broke the furniture of Aura and Sunshine Finch ran away.
Francis had a drinking contest with Demongoat and Karma was watching carefully. Shipping: You're doing it wrongAlain ships Harmony Robin and Everett.
Joffery was stunned by the beauty of Queen Daisy but they’re denying everything.
Morgaine was making out with Destiney. ((Morgaine I don't think that's how the merchants win the game))
Kelcey said upsetting things about Ancel and it was sexy.
Daria Kidde ships Briar Kidde and Xavier. ((We appreciate you trying to find love for your sister, but you just broke two adorable canon ships in the process D: ))
Briar Kidde ships Kelcey and Kaldora.
Cloudey Wren ships Joffery and Aines.
Everett ships King Starmey and Clarissa. ((Um, thanks, but that wasn't exactly how we were planning on winning))
Corinne ships Davorin and Morgaine.
Demongoat fell in love with Fate Sparrow and Daria Kidde.
Joffery ships King Starmey and Aldrich. ((Think about it...))
Ciara Kidde ships Demongoat and Destiney.
Sunshine Finch ships Davorin and Demongoat.
Joffery serenaded Standorf and Waller. Fun with magic!Leif taught magic spells to Sister Purity and laughed about it.
Aines practiced magic with Garrick and the Seer saw the whole thing!
MAGERAGE taught magic spells to Kirin and they were never the same after that…
Aldrich sold an enchanted sculpture to Ilsa in the castle. ((It could actually happen, considering how the game ended...))
Clare taught magic spells to Leif and Hope Crane was blamed. What really goes on at Shadows meetingsElin made stupid puns with Standorf and Waller but that was only the beginning…
Clarissa made stupid puns with Sister Purity.
Standorf and Waller had a dance-off with Elin and Garrick.
Arthur ships Laurie and MAGERAGE.
King Starmey sang a song with Ciara Kidde and that’s how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!
MAGERAGE joined the faction of Briar Kidde and that’s how the Shadows overthrew the nobles! ((Could be canon?))
Laurie ships Aurum and Arthur.
Arthur did a musical number with Aurum and Destiney never forgave them.
Leif sent a secret message to Sister Purity and Aurum. In which our characters are surprisingly violentKirin hired the Assassin to kill Ancel and it was a great idea.
Arthur punched Morgaine and Orrin watched gleefully.
Clare led an angry mob against Leif and Francis got really freaked out.
Leif punched Queen Daisy and Ruth got jealous!
Clarissa attacked Orrin and King Starmey.
Ciara Kidde attacked Everett and the Racketeer is selling the whole story! Bestest buddies!... Or notRosalie had a dance-off with Aines and now they are best friends forever.
Morgaine became best friends with Alain.
Briar Kidde danced with Lucinda in Courdon.
Everett spied on Alain.
Ruth spied on Joffery and Everett. Aines is tired of everyone's shenanigansAines had a dance-off with Ciara Kidde and it was terrifying.
Aines punched Jeniver and the kingdom rejoiced!
Aines arrested Clarissa.
Aines taught magic spells to Elin casually. That probably wasn't the best idea...Davorin led an angry mob against Alain and fell off the side of Raven’s Keep.
MAGERAGE stared at Davorin.
Laurie kidnapped Davorin.
Ciara Kidde had a dance-off with Demongoat and that’s terrible.
Garrick broke the furniture of Destiney. ((No Garrick, that's not how you woo a princess))
Garrick stole items from Aurum because they are in cahoots. ((And that's not how you treat a friend/ally))
Frederick gave gifts to Kaldora and the Thief stole all their items while they were distracted. ...Wut?MAGERAGE went skinny-dipping with Francis.
Daria Kidde was shoved into a closet with Demongoat and Aldrich will never get that image out of their mind.
King Starmey glomptackled Xavier and Briar Kidde.
Xavier saw visions of Francis and looked good while doing it.
Frederick had a dance-off with Ciara Kidde and Clarissa.
Ancel was stunned by the beauty of Sister Purity and Kaldora yelled at them.
Morgaine made stupid puns with Aura and Kirin paid them to do it!
Fate Sparrow was stunned by the beauty of Xavier and Everett.
Ruth went skinny-dipping with Sister Purity. Nobody likes the CourdoniansKarma bullied Prince Joram of Courdon in a faraway land.
Karma ships Prince Joram of Courdon and Demongoat.
Kaldora broke the furniture of Cloudy Wren because they were disguised as a Courdonian slave-lord.
Prince Joram of Courdon joined the faction of King Starmey and Karma. ((Wait, what?)) Stallion vs. ShadowsKirin ruled the kingdom together with Alain and Clarissa ran away.
Clare told horrible lies to Alain cheerfully. ((If Elin had visited Clare while she was in hiding and Alain tried to get information about it))
Ignotus led and angry mob against Aldrich and Briar Kidde. Adventures in time travelQueen Daisy married Cloudey Wren and Tony was blamed.
Tony crashed a car from the future with Everett and King Starmey.
Aines crashed a car from the future with Elin and Tony yelled at them.
Leif crashed a car from the future with Karma and Demongoat was watching carefully.
Queen Daisy crashed a car from the future with MAGERAGE.
Queen Daisy travelled to the future with Joffery and that’s what happens when you put Jeniver Jade in jail.
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Post by Liou on Nov 27, 2014 9:00:27 GMT -5
Medieval never ends!!! Hi! Did you miss this, imaginary audience? Here are the last scenarios that I gathered little by little around the end of Medieval (and left to marinate for months before finally sorting them into boxes.) At this point, we've generated pretty much every scenario imaginable. I'm doing my best to avoid repeats, but some might still sound familiar. Yes, it's still very long. I swear it's still shorter than the chat. I couldn't bring myself to delete too much because these might be our last ones. ;_; Think of it as the Generator Compilation: Nostalgia Edition, the Good Ol' Days! Relatively normal“Kelcey gave gifts to Destiney and forgot all about it later.”
"Leif said upsetting things about Lord Duval cheerfully."
"Elin punched King Malik and Lord Duval."
"Lord Duval practiced magic with Xavier."
"Xavier told bad jokes to Elin at the coronation."
"Lord Charles told bad jokes to Xavier and they lived happily ever after."
"Leif had a secret rendezvous with Kirin at the coronation."
“Sieg Braham declared their eternal hatred for Kaldora but don't tell anyone, because it is a secret!”
"Sieg Braham made stupid puns with Rosalie but they're denying everything."
"Sieg Braham danced with Morgaine cheerfully."
"Morgaine hijacked a gryphon with Sieg Braham and Aldrich was happy about it." ((Brahams helping in the battle like bosses!))
"Arthur made stupid puns with Aldrich but nobody noticed." ((Even the Shadows' puns are ninja))
"Briar Kidde insulted Alain and laughed about it."
"Laurie had a fateful encounter with Rosalie every morning for three years!"
"Laurie broke the furniture of Karma and broke down crying." ((That is a good reason to cry.)) Canon roleplay - bloopers reel!"Ambrose told bad jokes to Elin and Lord Duval." [04:50:27] elycien: i'm laughing like what if this had been how he decided to intervene and Elin, Duval, and Xavier are all just staring at him “Elin serenaded Lord Charles and it was hilarious!” [08:09:29] elycien: Charles: Now, tell us who the Shadows are! | Elin: *starts singing* | Charles: ...what. no. stop that | Joffery: I like her. =D "Everett tried to recruit Xavier and fell off the side of Raven's Keep." ((Um. Take 2!)) "Everett was shoved into a closet with Francis but nobody cared." [04:58:05] elycien: meanwhile the entire rest of House Jade is doing a musical number with the Marsons and hasn't noticed "Francis woke up tied to a bed by Garrick but nobody noticed." "Ilaria lead an angry mob against Jeniver in the closet." "Lucinda had a secret rendezvous with Alain in a blind rage." [22:11:27] elycien: ;; "Let's MURDER THEM, Grandfather. >O" "Lucinda punched King Malik and it was hilarious!" "Karma did a musical number with King Malik and everyone was sad." "Rosalie wrote a fictional story about Morgaine which was embarrassing." “Morgaine threw up on the shoes of Sieg Braham at the feast.” "Frederick said upsetting things about Xavier and the Vigilante put them both in prison." “Leif went skinny-dipping with Sieg Braham in House Stallion's basement.” "Sieg Braham arrested Kirin and Xavier got really annoyed." [23:31:18] Birdy: "Arresting people is MY JOB, Sieg! D:" "Kirin threw up on the shoes of Leif and angsted about it." "Leif sang a song with Lord Duval in a blind rage." "Ilsa had a dance-off with Xavier and Elin got really annoyed." [20:02:17] elycien: Elin wanted to dance with him, Ilsa. D= "Lord Duval sent a secret message to Elin and broke down crying." [21:49:29] elycien: "W-when you punched me, it... it... it really hurt. ;____;" "Briar Kidde stared at Kirin and broke down crying." ((His prettiness is eye-watering)) "Garrick made stupid puns with Briar Kidde and the Racketeer is selling the whole story!" [04:10:16] elycien: I'm imagining this happening in the basement while she's chained up in there "Xavier ruled the kingdom together with Briar Kidde in House Stallion's basement." [04:17:58] elycien: "Let's not free her. Let's just crown her queen. And leave her there." "Davorin had a fateful encounter with Briar Kidde and Laurie tried to stop them." ((Nuuuuu D: )) "Davorin fell out of the Raven's Keep with Ignotus and they lived happily ever after." "Xavier ran away with Elin and Ciara Kidde paid them to do it!" [23:43:40] Birdy: "WOULD YOU TWO JUST ELOPE ALREADY?? Here, I'll PAY YOU. Just GO."
"Elin wrestled bears with Lord Duval because they are secret lovers."
"Xavier was making out with Aldrich."
“Kirin serenaded Leif and that's terrible.” [22:40:32] PFA: maybe Kirin's a reeeaaally bad singer
"Kirin was dragged off to Courdon by Prince Rafe of Courdon and Leif never forgave them."
"Leif travelled to the future with Prince Rafe of Courdon in Courdon." ((Fear the Archmage-rage!))
"Kirin glomptackled Leif in Courdon."
"Leif ruled the kingdom together with Kirin." ((Instead of defending Kyth, we should just send Kireif to take over Courdon. Problem solved.))
“Everett danced with Alain and got rich!” ((Who wouldn't pay to see that?))
"Alain stole the underwear of Everett and was never seen again."
"Joffery was making out with Garrick in House Stallion's basement."
"Lord Duval saw visions of Garrick in House Stallion's basement."
"Joffery attacked Garrick and Prince Cornelio of Courdon was upset about it." [03:54:58] elycien: "BUT I SHIPPED IT"
"Garrick ships Lord Duval and King Malik." ((*wiggles eyebrows*))
"Morgaine ships Lord Duval and King Malik."
“Everett ships King Malik and Lord Duval.”
“Arthur ships King Malik and Lord Duval.”
"King Malik fell in love with Lord Duval and Elin was scarred for life!"
"Lord Duval had a secret rendezvous with King Malik and that's how the Shadows overthrew the nobles!" Crackships"Ilsa broke into a jail cell with Everett and it was sexy."
"Lord Charles was making out with Ilsa." [23:38:52] elycien: "I can think of another way for me to repay you for your furniture. ;D"
"Ilsa married Elin because they were disguised as a Courdonian slave-lord."
"King Malik ships Ilsa and Clare."
"Ilsa was making out with Clare."
"Ilsa drew naughty pictures of Clare."
"Clare made fun of Ilsa and they lived happily ever after."
"Ilsa woke up tied to a bed by Briar Kidde because they are secret lovers."
“Ilsa went skinny-dipping with Briar Kidde and Alain didn't know why.” ((He comes down to the basement and Ilsa is like "Oh hello, don't mind me =D"))
“Xavier ships Briar Kidde and Ilsa.”
"Aines ships Prince Joram of Courdon and Kelcey."
"Aines was making out with Everett and turned into a dragon." ((And that is why Everett can't use magic.))
"Lord Charles was making out with Everett and the Racketeer is selling the whole story!"
“Joffery sent a secret message to MAGERAGE because they are secret lovers.”
"Destiney was making out with Francis and that's what happens when you put Jeniver Jade in jail." ((If only you had thought of this perfectly logical strategy, House Jade!))
"Morgaine was making out with Jeniver." [05:04:38] generaldaisy: Uh, Morgaine, I know you're grateful for the help, but are you sure?
"Morgaine ships Orrin and Sieg Braham."
"Lord Charles was making out with Lord Duval and sang a song about it."
"Aines ships Lord Duval and Elin."
"Laurie ships Lord Duval and Sieg Braham."
"Morgaine ships Lord Duval and Clare."
“Lord Duval was making out with Leif.”
"Kirin married Lord Duval but it was all just a dream." ((Such a relief!))
"Demongoat ships Xavier and Lord Duval."
"Garrick got drunk with Laurie but that was only the beginning..."
"Garrick did a musical number with Laurie."
"Arthur stared at Garrick because they are secret lovers." ((Whatever Laurie does, Arthur does too, remember? :'D))
"Garrick ships Laurie and Alain." ((That peasant... I still need to give her a Stallion man. Eh, Daddy will do.))
"Alain had a fateful encounter with Laurie and Rosalie tried to stop them." [21:48:42] elycien: NO ALAIN SHE'S MINE
"Alain went skinny-dipping with Ambrose and Laurie."
"Laurie interrogated Alain on a lonely Saturday night."
"Laurie faked the death of Alain." ((*shrugs* Yandere courtship?)) House shenanigans, as always"Lucinda secretly plotted against Alain because the Drunk got them drunk."
"Kirin broke into a jail cell with Standorf and Waller and Alain was happy about it." ((You never told us about that secret move!))
"Ambrose ran away with Kirin and Alain never forgave them."
"Rosalie woke up tied to a bed by Alain and it was terrifying."
"Alain threw up on the shoes of Corinne and fell off the side of Raven's Keep."
"Garrick lead an angry mob against Alain because they were disguised as a Courdonian slave-lord."
"Garrick led an angry mob against Ambrose in a blind rage." [23:56:56] elycien: "HE WOULDN'T TELL ME IF MY PANTS ARE FASHIONABLE IN THE FUTURE"
Let me tell you a beautiful story about House Jade:
“Lord Charles broke into a jail cell with Everett which was embarrassing.” [08:45:47] elycien: “We locked ourselves out of the house...”
"Lord Charles arrested Everett which was a bad idea."
"Everett woke up tied to a bed by Xavier."
“Xavier told bad jokes to Everett.”
"Everett made stupid puns with Kaldora and Francis."
“Lord Charles woke up tied to a bed by Jeniver when nobody else was looking.”
"Jeniver bullied Joffery and flew away on a gryphon."
"Joffery danced with Xavier because they are in cahoots."
"Xavier stole the underwear of Joffery."
"Alain practiced magic with Leif and that's how House Stallion won the throne!" [03:51:56] elycien: Leif: *kicking self*
"Ignotus serenaded Everett and Alain was blamed." ((Of course, who else.)) Duval & friends"Lord Duval lead an angry mob against Standorf and Waller and MAGERAGE."
"Lord Duval danced with Xavier and Destiney got really freaked out."
"Jeniver threw up on the shoes of Lord Duval."
"Jeniver punched Lord Duval."
"Joffery drew naughty pictures of Lord Duval and they were never the same after that...."
“Lord Duval told bad jokes to Everett and looked good while doing it.”
“Everett threw a key at King Malik because a Courdonian wanted to murder them."
"King Malik threw a key at Everett and that's how House Stallion won the throne!" ((Yep, House Jade was defeated in an intense key-throwing battle.))
"Lord Duval told bad jokes to Garrick and Prince Cornelio of Courdon ran away."
"Lord Duval had a dance-off with Garrick in a blind rage."
"Lord Duval lead an angry mob against Garrick and broke down crying." ((Duval what are you trying to do? I don't think it's working.))
"Lord Duval wrote a fictional story about Ambrose every morning for three years!"
"Lord Duval was stunned by the beauty of Alain."
“Lord Duval drew naughty pictures of Alain.”
"Lord Duval tried to recruit Alain and sang a song about it."
"Alain joined the faction of Lord Duval which was embarrassing."
Hurricane Rosalie hits Courdon:
"King Malik was dragged off to Courdon by Rosalie."
“Prince Cornelio of Courdon was making out with Sieg Braham in the closet.”
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon was dragged off to Courdon by Rosalie and it was a great idea."
"Rosalie ruled the kingdom together with Prince Cornelio of Courdon and King Malik."
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon was shoved into a closet with Lord Duval and King Malik." [17:50:36] elycien: "I CAN'T DEAL WITH THESE COURDONIANS *SHOVES THEM ALL INTO THE CLOSET*" Excuse me, I seem to have lost my context"Ilsa told horrible lies to Karma and it was sexy."
"Lord Charles punched Aines."
"Kirin ruled the kingdom together with Kelcey in a blind rage."
"Standorf and Waller punched Elin."
"Alain interrogated Standorf and Waller." ((Who wouldn't want to hear that?))
"Corinne complained about Standorf and Waller and flew away on a gryphon."
"Demongoat told horrible lies to Aldrich and flew away on a gryphon.
"Garrick summoned a dragon with Prince Cornelio of Courdon and Standorf and Waller."
"Kaldora crashed a car from the future with King Starmey because that's the proper way to greet Courdonian nobles."
"Ambrose stared at King Starmey and Alain paid them to do it!"
"Ambrose stole the hair of Xavier when nobody else was looking." [03:25:34] Shinko: Morgaine: I'm concerned about this man. [03:25:44] Anna /Celestial: Alain: Me too.
"Clare stole the underwear of Alain and Davorin will never get that image out of their mind."
"Elin sang a song with Laurie and the Thief stole all their items while they were distracted."
"Sieg Braham woke up tied to a bed by Rosalie and Laurie." [22:02:28] elycien: Rosieee. >_>; Laurie is a bad influence.
"Laurie wrestled bears with Destiney." [04:04:35] elycien: Some of Laurie's duties as a maid were... interesting. Corinne's got this"Leif summoned a dragon with Corinne because the Drunk got them drunk."
"Kirin stole items from Corinne and it was terrifying." [04:03:33] Anna /Celestial: Do not take Corinne's booze. >O
"Corinne kidnapped Frederick and that's terrible."
"Corinne told horrible lies to Jeniver and Lord Charles ran away." [04:09:07] mintydreams: He's so supportive.
“Everett went skinny-dipping with Corinne for a whole day." [04:51:12] elycien: She's being pretty effective at her distracting job.
"Alain went skinny-dipping with Corinne." ((He just had to join them >D))
“King Malik was shoved into a closet with Corinne.” [18:09:03] elycien: Don’t worry guys. Corinne’s got this.
"Corinne joined the faction of Lord Duval but it never happened again."
"Corinne tried to recruit Prince Joram of Courdon which started a war."
"Corinne interrogated Prince Joram of Courdon leaving no evidence behind."
"Corinne ruled the kingdom together with Prince Joram of Courdon but nobody noticed." Orrin's grand finale“Orrin crashed a car from the future with Lord Charles because they are secret lovers.”
“Orrin ships Ambrose and Lord Duval.”
“Lord Duval was making out with Orrin and the Racketeer is selling the whole story!”
"Orrin ships King Malik and Kelcey."
"Elin was dragged off to Courdon by Orrin and died."
"Orrin murdered Ilaria in front of an audience." D= Arthur adventures"Arthur got drunk with Lord Charles."
"Arthur hired the Assassin to kill Everett which was a bad idea.”
“Arthur hijacked a gryphon with Aines but they're denying everything.”
"Arthur tried to recruit Lord Duval which was a bad idea."
"Arthur threatened Alain and it was a great idea."
"Alain glomptackled Arthur and the Vigilante put them both in prison."
"Arthur glomptackled Demongoat because a Courdonian wanted to murder them." ((He protected the Kiddes' goats every day. Our hero. ;w; ))
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon woke up tied to a bed by Arthur and Garrick." Brahams going hardcore“Sieg Braham drew naughty pictures of Everett in a blind rage.” ((What could get Sieg THAT angry?))
"Sieg Braham married Standorf and Waller and it was hilarious!"
"Morgaine gave gifts to Standorf and Waller and it was sexy."
"Morgaine stalked Rosalie which started a war."
“Morgaine hijacked a gryphon with Joffery because of free ale.”
"Morgaine was dragged off to Courdon by Sieg Braham." ((Mother, let's go live there instead, we'll have so much fun!))
"Morgaine wrestled bears with Prince Cornelio of Courdon and Lord Duval." Alain's punching booth"Sieg Braham punched Alain but that was only the beginning..."
"Joffery punched Alain."
"Tony punched Alain."
"Destiney punched Alain."
"Fate Sparrow punched Alain and Aura was scarred for life!" ((Even dead princesses come back to punch him.)) Costume party"Frederick was disguised as Xavier and Kirin."
“King Malik was disguised as Kirin.”
"Prince Cornelio of Courdon was disguised as Kirin in Courdon."
“Prince Rafe of Courdon was disguised as Demongoat and King Malik watched gleefully.” ((HAHA my idiot son can't even cosplay right!))
"Aldrich was disguised as Laurie and Clarissa."
"Alain was disguised as Laurie and Lord Charles." [03:28:25] elycien: ...Alain we know you are a master of disguise, but maybe you're going a bit overboard.
"Briar Kidde was disguised as Standorf and Waller and King Malik tried to stop them." ((She's trying to escape!))
"Joffery was disguised as Davorin but it never happened again."
"Sieg Braham was disguised as Jeniver and flew away on a gryphon."
"Ruth was disguised as Sieg Braham and Arthur was blamed." ((Who suggested such a cosplay - Arthur was that you?))
“Morgaine was disguised as Garrick and Ruth will never get that image out of their mind.”
"Sister Purity made stupid puns with Alain."
"Sister Purity got into a fight with Alain and Lord Duval was scarred for life!"
> "Everett was disguised as Sister Purity." ((And that explains it.))
((Meanwhile,)) "Ilsa was disguised as Everett." The furniture NEVER catches a break"Lord Duval broke the furniture of Ilsa."
"King Malik tried to recruit Lord Duval and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture." ((That was an intense "recruiting" session.))
"King Malik broke the furniture of Orrin and it was sexy."
"Prince Rafe of Courdon taught magic spells to Xavier and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
“Xavier broke the furniture of Frederick and everyone was sad.”
“Everett protected Elin and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture.” [02:19:18] elycien: Ilsa: My furniture! Xavier: But Elin is safe! Ilsa: BUT MY FURNITURE!
“Alain tried to recruit Everett and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture.” [08:30:24] elycien: It was just so incomprehensible that the furniture exploded spontaneously.
"Alain danced with Destiney and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture."
“Garrick attacked Alain and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture.” ((I'M THE ONLY DANCING SUITOR HERE))
"Ilsa broke the furniture of King Starmey and it broke all of Ilsa's furniture." Starmey's still got it"King Starmey sold poisoned bread to Lord Duval and Xavier was happy about it."
"Lord Duval woke up tied to a bed by King Starmey in the closet."
“King Starmey stared at Prince Cornelio of Courdon for a whole day.” [07:46:39] elycien: Malik: ...why are you staring at my so-- | Starmey: shhhh
"King Starmey was mistaken for a spy by Francis and fell off the side of Raven's Keep."
"King Starmey smashed the power items of Davorin and died." ((Starmey sacrificed himself to stop poor Davo from doing his job D: )) |
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