Post by evil on Feb 16, 2003 15:06:46 GMT -5
might as well try for the next best thing..So I hope you guys like it..
On the other side of neopia is a land of boundless adventure. Neopians of all shape and sizes venture in this uncharted land in search of things their hearts desire. Some call it "Neopia's wild west" But alot of the folks that have been around it enough have benn known to call this vast wasteland the Neo frontier. Home to some of neopia's most notorious outlaws and vigilantes, this world untouched by staff hands has very little protection, and few dare to venture it. But despite all the rumors the Neo frontier is really a world of greys. No one is ever purely evil or purely good. It is also a land of amazing adventures. Some belonging to the most weirdest buzz in neopia.
He was of the plushie varity and wore a dark brown straw hat with a brown cloak covering his body. He was walking toward the supposed hideout of his newest bounty a couple of skeith bandits that called themselves the Scum brothers. A moehog back at town had told Boo that these brothers were worth ten thouand neopoints. He really didn't like the hint of sarcasm in the praises of good luck by the tavern goers. "10k hmmm..that better be the real bounty." Boo muttered loudly.
"Who dare tread in our territory." boomed a voice. Boo then yelled back "Your territory? This is the Neo frontier the land untouch by staff hands..It belongs to everyone!" The wind picked up and two loud thuds shook the earth in front of Boo. The scum brothers had shown themselves one was yellow and wore armor that resembled the skeith warrior from the meridell war. aother one behind was a green skeith in a red and purple pancho.
But what bothered Boo was these guys were obese and appeared that never excercise once in their life. He new skeith suppose to be natural big but these guys were huge! The yellow on was flapping his gums about how boo should'nt have set foot here. But all boo was looking at were those large round check jiggling with every word. And he could of sworn the belly flabbed around at least ten or so times. The green one was practically a giant green medicine ball. The pancho was more like a scarf than garment of clothing that was suppose to cover one's body. "So is the 10k for you guys just money for all the manual labor I'll be going through trying get you two back to town?" The yellow one fumed with anger "So you hink were fat huh!? You I could sit on you!" Just then the large creature went into posture to do so.
"Ahhhhh!" Boo tried to run away but the loud thud had gotten his tail. ""Hahahah...Ow!!!!" the armored brother ran around cultching his rear-end. He looks behind himself "Spikes huh!?" he looks toward Boo. The tip of his tail had become a cactus head, in his hand was the piece of cloth that concealed the prickly plant. The round green brother looked quite shock but then he charged. "OooFFff!" the skeith clutched his flabby stomach. He glared at Boo 'W-what the!?" then lost consciousness, there was something sticking out off Boo's stomach. "I-is that what I think is?" said the yellow brother in utter disbelief. "Yea its a cannon stick out of my plush body..And their is the cannon ball I hit your brother with." Boo then ran toward the Ball and thacked it with a silver bat..Another object he had gotton from his stomach. Shocked the armored brother said "That's not possible it goes against physics!!" He then got knocked out. "It's possible when the Cannon balls are rubber!"
He then tied up the two brother and dragged them back to town. He then opened the Tavern flip-flop doors making sure to say Swoosh when he came in.(It's a frontier thing) He caught everyone's attention and pointed toward the bounty he had left tied up in the middle of the street. "So bar-tender can I have that 10k now?" "Sure" the bulky blue moehog handed him a suitcase. Boo opened it and he pulled out a chain of ten Ks. "I hate you guys.." Everyone in the bar laughed.
On the other side of neopia is a land of boundless adventure. Neopians of all shape and sizes venture in this uncharted land in search of things their hearts desire. Some call it "Neopia's wild west" But alot of the folks that have been around it enough have benn known to call this vast wasteland the Neo frontier. Home to some of neopia's most notorious outlaws and vigilantes, this world untouched by staff hands has very little protection, and few dare to venture it. But despite all the rumors the Neo frontier is really a world of greys. No one is ever purely evil or purely good. It is also a land of amazing adventures. Some belonging to the most weirdest buzz in neopia.
He was of the plushie varity and wore a dark brown straw hat with a brown cloak covering his body. He was walking toward the supposed hideout of his newest bounty a couple of skeith bandits that called themselves the Scum brothers. A moehog back at town had told Boo that these brothers were worth ten thouand neopoints. He really didn't like the hint of sarcasm in the praises of good luck by the tavern goers. "10k hmmm..that better be the real bounty." Boo muttered loudly.
"Who dare tread in our territory." boomed a voice. Boo then yelled back "Your territory? This is the Neo frontier the land untouch by staff hands..It belongs to everyone!" The wind picked up and two loud thuds shook the earth in front of Boo. The scum brothers had shown themselves one was yellow and wore armor that resembled the skeith warrior from the meridell war. aother one behind was a green skeith in a red and purple pancho.
But what bothered Boo was these guys were obese and appeared that never excercise once in their life. He new skeith suppose to be natural big but these guys were huge! The yellow on was flapping his gums about how boo should'nt have set foot here. But all boo was looking at were those large round check jiggling with every word. And he could of sworn the belly flabbed around at least ten or so times. The green one was practically a giant green medicine ball. The pancho was more like a scarf than garment of clothing that was suppose to cover one's body. "So is the 10k for you guys just money for all the manual labor I'll be going through trying get you two back to town?" The yellow one fumed with anger "So you hink were fat huh!? You I could sit on you!" Just then the large creature went into posture to do so.
"Ahhhhh!" Boo tried to run away but the loud thud had gotten his tail. ""Hahahah...Ow!!!!" the armored brother ran around cultching his rear-end. He looks behind himself "Spikes huh!?" he looks toward Boo. The tip of his tail had become a cactus head, in his hand was the piece of cloth that concealed the prickly plant. The round green brother looked quite shock but then he charged. "OooFFff!" the skeith clutched his flabby stomach. He glared at Boo 'W-what the!?" then lost consciousness, there was something sticking out off Boo's stomach. "I-is that what I think is?" said the yellow brother in utter disbelief. "Yea its a cannon stick out of my plush body..And their is the cannon ball I hit your brother with." Boo then ran toward the Ball and thacked it with a silver bat..Another object he had gotton from his stomach. Shocked the armored brother said "That's not possible it goes against physics!!" He then got knocked out. "It's possible when the Cannon balls are rubber!"
He then tied up the two brother and dragged them back to town. He then opened the Tavern flip-flop doors making sure to say Swoosh when he came in.(It's a frontier thing) He caught everyone's attention and pointed toward the bounty he had left tied up in the middle of the street. "So bar-tender can I have that 10k now?" "Sure" the bulky blue moehog handed him a suitcase. Boo opened it and he pulled out a chain of ten Ks. "I hate you guys.." Everyone in the bar laughed.