[Story] Train of Thought

[Andrea]

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{An Uncomfortable Building}

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And... The Lesser Villains Anonymous meeting will now come to order.

Sir! I believe it is very ridiculous that talented villains such as ourselves are not getting better roles!

Whee hee hee! We all must put aside our differences... And take over the world!

*the group laughs ominously, someone coughs*

*raises hand* Does our plan involve moustaches?

Um... No, Portalman. It does not involve moustaches.

*tears off felt mustache in rage*

...

... What about you, dark sir? Do you have any ideas for what will get us good villain roles?

...

Ooh, the strong silent type. You'll be stroking a white cat in a castle in no time, kid.

Does our plan involve the cat having a moustache?

... I have a suggestion, if no one else does.

Let's hear it, sir!

*CHOO CHOO*

We could seize control of the train.

Wonderful! Then we drive it to get fake moustaches! And then we take over the world!

Uh... Sure. We'll go with that. Now, all at once!

*the group has an evil laugh*

*falls over in a coughing fit* [/spoiler]

((I'll post Story Part 2 tomorrow. Until then, go ahead and post if you'd be interested in the Mini-Arc part over the weekend if you want.))

[Deleted]

((I'd be interested.))

[♥ Azzie]

((I would. =D YAY train!))

[Andrea]

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{Taco City Train Station}

Alright, here we are. You know the battle plan?

All understood! I'm ready to serve!

*evil cackling*

>)

... Yes.

Good. It took eight hours to come up with and I'm pretty sure that-

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK POOOORRRRTTTTAAAAAAAALLLLLMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! *charges past*

No, you idiot! *chases*

... *pulls out some bags of popcorn*

This job isn't the greatest, but at least the concessions are free! *chomps on*

Hi, and welcome to the Taco Express station. Can I sell you a ticke-

SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS *SPARTA kicks Louis out a window*

*goes flying out a window*

*grabs a handful of the tickets*

Good job, Evilgyleworth. Now, the next part of the plan should be the complicated one... Getting on board.

*the train arrives*

...

*it comes to a stop and the doors open*

Tickets! Or coupons, if you'd prefer!

*hands the tickets over*

Wonderful! All aboard, as they say!

*steps onto the train*

*follow quickly*

I'm not getting paid enough for this. *follows*

*after a while, the doors slam shut and the train starts moving at a rapidly increasing pace*

Wonderful. We're on our way to taking over the world!

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Can we stop for lunch on the way?

Shut up. [/spoiler]

[Andrea]

I didn't necessarily want to leave this unfinished so long. Yeah, it's really not a Mini-Arc at this point, my original idea was kind of a failure. I'll just close this off here:

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{Later}

*sneaks up*

Driving a train... driving a train...

... Lincolnbot? You can't opera-

*whacks Sgt. Guy with cane* No pointing out factual errors.

Ow!

*does a flying jump kick at Lincoln!*

*grabs him by the leg and throws him back out the door*

*flies out*

*hit by Portalman*

Now what are you doing up here?

As if we'll ever tell you th-

We're taking over your train, sir! *points*

For what?

If we control the train, we can... uh... Take over the forum?

... You may be minor villains for a reason-

D<

Yeah! Be quiet! I will get in power no mater what! *takes control of train*

Wait-

Wait... Does anyone know how to operate this?

... No.

*shakes head*

No, sir.

Not at all!

...

*raises hand*

Well, darn. ... *starts pressing buttons randomly?*

*the train flies off the tracks*

That isn't even-

Magic! It's magical!

That's an inconvenience.

*BREAKS IN* I AM HERE FOR A DARING RESCUE

My arch-nemesis!

You only just knocked him out at a train stat-

We have met again! We must duel!

You'll never catch me alive! *climbs up to the top of the train*

*jumps out and climbs to the top also*

Oy.

*knocks out Sgt. Guy*

Need... better... underlings... *falls*

I propose a retreat. *runs*

*flees*

*exits*

*leaves*

*gets to the train's controls*

*the train, still flying, circles the moon, then flies back and lands on the train tracks again*

There we are. You know, this failed attack seems ominous, and the writer is leaving all these mysteries unsolved, like the dark hooded person, but that surely will-

*falls back in*

... How did you?

Nevermind! We are safe for the day!

My train of thought just crashed.

I guess it got railroaded!

This had to end... on... puns...

~the end~