Golden Velociraptrievers Enthusiasts Club

[Zylaa]

So we can talk about our babies, and the very best pets in the world, Golden Retriever/Velociraptor hybrids. <3

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[1:51:20 AM] Carrie: I want a velociratpor-golden retriever mix :3
[1:51:26 AM] Carrie: I think it'd be purty neat
[1:51:33 AM] Alyssa: He'd be so smart and friendly
[1:51:44 AM] Alyssa: and could also catch dinner for you
[1:51:52 AM] Carrie: I know right :DD
[1:52:22 AM] Carrie: it would be so fluffy
[1:52:42 AM] Alyssa: that'd be an awful teething stage, though
[1:52:56 AM] Carrie: yeah, he'd probably have to be kenneled for a while :/ poor raptreiver
[1:53:18 AM] Alyssa: D:
[1:53:32 AM] Carrie: we can co-own him
[1:53:40 AM] Carrie: and name him... Roberto
[1:54:09 AM] Alyssa: yes =D
[1:54:20 AM] Alyssa: Best in Show
[1:54:25 AM] Alyssa: in ALL THE SHOWS
[1:54:30 AM] Alyssa: also at show and tell
[1:54:32 AM] Robyn: teehee
[1:54:38 AM] Carrie: Ooooh he's gonna win best of breed
[1:54:41 AM] Robyn: that reminds me of the movie 'best in show' XD
[1:54:42 AM] Carrie: and then best of SPECIES
[1:58:00 AM] Claire: [1:51 AM] Carrie:

<<< I want a velociratpor-golden retriever mix :3YES
[1:58:06 AM] Claire: That would be the best pet EVER
[1:58:11 AM] Claire: My goodness I want one now
[1:58:15 AM] Claire: I want to draw one also
[1:58:33 AM] Carrie: yess draw it for me pleaseeee
[1:58:37 AM] Carrie: i wanna see my baby roberto
[2:04:39 AM] Carrie: "Oh what breed is he?"
"Golden retriever! ... and raptor"
"... what"
[2:13:12 AM] Alyssa: "Go ahead and pet him, he's real nice!
Just watch the teeth, please.
And the talons."
[2:13:30 AM] Carrie: "Normally I muzzle him but I thought I'd give him a chance to be sweet, ya know?"
[2:13:40 AM] Claire: XDDDD
[2:13:43 AM] Claire: I love you guys <3
[2:14:10 AM] Carrie: "He's just not real good with other dogs, he tries to eat them :/ It's the velociraptor side of him, I think."
[2:15:33 AM] Claire: "Very friendly towards people though, honest!"
[2:15:49 AM] Draco (Stephan): and I return
[2:15:54 AM] Claire: Hello!
[2:15:56 AM] Carrie: "Big people though. No kids. He likesto chomp kids a bit"
[2:16:24 AM] Claire: See I choose to think of a Velociretriever as being a kind and friendly soul
[2:16:43 AM] Claire: who thinks of humans as part of its pack and tries to get humans to hunt with it
[2:17:04 AM] Alyssa: XD
[2:17:15 AM] Alyssa: I can just imagine it bringing you very angry cats to practice hunting on
[2:18:18 AM] Claire: XD "Guys, why are you freaking out. It's easy prey! I thought it would be good training!"
[2:18:29 AM] Alyssa: XDD
[2:18:32 AM] Draco (Stephan): *kittens attack and maul*
[2:18:33 AM] Claire: "No you don't let it outside, now I'll have to bring it back for you"
[2:18:59 AM] Claire: *person has angry kitten clinging to forearm* BAD Goldie!
[2:19:31 AM] Carrie: Goldie!?
[2:19:32 AM] Draco (Stephan): Good kitten
[2:19:33 AM] Alyssa: that game of fetch would be fun
[2:19:33 AM] Carrie: his name is ROBERTO
[2:19:45 AM] Draco (Stephan): No, that's the one trying to eat the person's face
[2:19:56 AM] Carrie: oh, was there a whole litter of them? ;3
[2:19:59 AM] Alyssa: *throws a stick*
*raptor-puppy comes back with a large sapling tree*
[2:20:57 AM] Claire: Oh sorry, I didn't get that the name was Roberto. Must have skipped that part
[2:21:09 AM] Claire: There should totally be a litter, yes
[2:21:17 AM] Carrie: we can sell them on the side of the highway
[2:21:17 AM] Alyssa: I think mine would be named Bertram
or something like that
[2:21:23 AM] Carrie: for 200 bucks a pop
[2:21:39 AM] Claire: I would name mine something very fancy and old-fashioned
[2:21:50 AM] Claire: Like Guinivere
[2:21:54 AM] Draco (Stephan): Bob
[2:21:55 AM] Alyssa: Oh that's a good one =D
[2:22:10 AM] Draco (Stephan): Miliardo
[2:22:27 AM] Alyssa: People would expect a nicely trained poodle or something
[2:22:50 AM] Draco (Stephan): XD
[2:22:52 AM] Carrie: hmmm, are our raptrievers going to go to dog training?
[2:23:11 AM | Edited 2:23:13 AM] Draco (Stephan): mine would have a kitten army
[2:23:14 AM] Carrie: they need to learn how to sit and stuff
[2:23:58 AM] Claire: Draco Draco Draco I can picture your raptor finding a family of abandoned kittens or something and raising them as its own
[2:24:11 AM] Claire: It would be a proud mother or father raptor with adorable kittens following it everywhere
[2:24:23 AM] Claire: and it would train them to hunt in packs and be cunning viscious killing machines
[2:24:29 AM] Draco (Stephan): XD
[2:24:34 AM] Draco (Stephan): Ninja Raptor and Kittens XD
[2:24:36 AM] Claire: That would be SO ADORABLE
[2:26:07 AM] Draco (Stephan): Ninja Raptors who raise Ninja Kittens are also fun
[2:28:27 AM] Carrie: Roberto is the bestest golden retriever raptor EVER
[2:28:35 AM] Claire: Nuh-uh, Guinivere is!
[2:28:36 AM] Carrie: he sleeps on my bed at night and only sometimes do i wake up missing fingers
[2:28:40 AM] Carrie: he only eats one at a time
[2:28:43 AM] Carrie: so considerate <3
[2:28:45 AM] Alyssa: Bertram is so well-behaved
[2:28:57 AM] Claire: Guinivere never goes for my fingers, and I've only lost three toes. <3
[2:28:59 AM] Alyssa: It's been like two months since the last accident at the dog park
[2:29:09 AM] Carrie: Oh, when Bertie ate those poodles?
[2:29:14 AM] Carrie: Them poodles deserved it
[2:29:21 AM] Carrie: Roberto LOVES poodles too the're so fluffy
[2:29:23 AM] Alyssa: They were askin for it :I
[2:29:36 AM] Claire: That they did. Bothering poor Bertram like that
[2:29:54 AM] Claire: It's not our poor raptor's fault they can't abide growling
[2:29:59 AM] Carrie: People just discriminate against our Raptrievers without even knowing them!

(Please, anyone reading this, feel free to draw this, because we all want pictures of our babies. <3)

Members:
Carrie
Draco
Alyssa
Zylaa

[Draco]

Milliardo has a litter of kittens he takes care of, because he's cool that way.

[Avery]

<3

Roberto is the best Raptriever I ever did have. He sleeps on my bed at night and he's so kind, he only eats a couple fingers at a time.<3 <3 <3 He ain't allowed in the park no more because he ate a few toddlers, but they had it coming! You ask before petting a puppy dog dinosaur, children! Otherwise you will end up in his tummy!

[Alyssa]

I will have to get a picture of my Bertram soon.
I just have to teach him that the camera is not evil and he doesn't need to destroy it every time I take a picture.

[Zylaa]

Guinevere is the sweetest dinodog that ever lived, she loves to cuddle and we've almost weaned her off her habit of biting off toes. She mostly just tears up shoes now, but almost never takes the foot with them. <3

[Avery]

Feb 4, 2012 2:35:26 GMT -5 Alyssa said:

I will have to get a picture of my Bertram soon.
I just have to teach him that the camera is not evil and he doesn't need to destroy it every time I take a picture.

Oh, me and Roberto used to have that issue, it's because you're not being Bertie's pack leader. It's the raptor side of him, you see, they're a very stubborn breed. They need to respect you. He also might not be tired, mentally. I would recommend letting him hunt neighborhood naughty children at night to get his energy out!

[Draco]

I just let Milliardo and his kittens run loose in the neighborhood. Good news, we don't have any more solicitors. And the kids had to learn to play inside, or be really careful outside XD

[Avery]

I am so very sad. ;_; Today Roberto and I were on our daily off-leash walk through the park and although he is normally very good with recall, he went off after a child. I called for him but he did not listen and unfortunately he ate the child. He's now under quarantine at the city pound for 10 days. I'm so scared for my baby, alone in that place! I have taught him how to pick locks however, so I am hoping he will do this and come back to me.

Thoughts for Roberto, please!

[Terra]

I'll be sure to keep Roberto in my thoughts. D: Good luck getting him back!

My velociraptriever, Bessie, can rap like the best of the rappers. It's simply astonishing. She won a blue ribbon for it in 2009. =D

[Draco]

We ended up with a whole BBQ full of food on out porch the other day. It seems Milliardo and his kittens dragged it over to the house. There were also scraps of steak on the ground... Or at least I hope it was steak.