This is like the Lame Roleplay games, only now we're confined to a Harry Potter setting.
RULES: 1. Like in all these games, godmodding, power-playing (controlling someone else's character WITHOUT their permission), and Mary Sues are allowed and encouraged. 2. Who cares about what's canon in Harry Potter? You can have any pairings you want (but please keep it clean)! Also, just because JKR killed off a character doesn't mean you can't bring them back! You can even change history so they were never killed off in the first place! 3. Oh, and canon personalities don't matter either. Voldemort can be a hero, and Lupin can be an evil maniac. Remember that personalities are apt to change. 4. OCs are encouraged. It is also allowed for an OC to do something that contradicts HP canon. 5. Don't bother to be literate. This is the Internet, after all. Pl3@s3 b3 @s 1337 @s y0u lik3!!!11!11!!1!!!1one11!11!1one!!
I'll start:
Sieryek catears was a ordinary slytherin kid but he r really nice evn though he get put in slytherin. every1 feel sorry for sieryek since he got born with cat ears!!1!111 dumbledore evn said not 2 give him any homework n all the teachrs love him evn Snape!11!!!!1!
Seryeck (how do u spell his name lol) also had the ability to talk 2 cats an they helpd him 2 find secret pasages all over teh school but 1 day an evil animagus came 2hogwart but Seryek beat him bc he was rly awesome w/ potions and charms and stuff and so ppl never felt bad 4 him ever again bc he was the hero of hogwawrds and savd every1
Quotation of the Moment: "Taking 'naps' sounds so childish. I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses.'" -Unknown
BUT then there was lyk this evil dude and he was all "ohemgee ur going down lawl" and he turned sieryek into this lil cat. Seryek runned round da school looking 4 people to change him back but everone tought he wuz just a ordnary cat so they gave him to da bad guy an sieryk clawed his face an turned back into a wizard cuz he was so awsum!!!shiftone!
[3/10/2012 11:13:36 PM] Maddy: DEAR EVELOUTION MAKE ME A SCONE DEER
yay for saieryek! meenwhile sum evl witch whos ballatrix lestrange but she got turn into a cat want to to cahllange dumberdore so dumby call sieryek for help
but harry potter had already been eaten bya giant spidr so sieryek wuz at a lose. sudenly he had dis idea 2 attract all da cats w/ mice and pick bellatrix(are for kids) and then fite her. so he got all da mice in da skool and w8d for the kats to com
[3/10/2012 11:13:36 PM] Maddy: DEAR EVELOUTION MAKE ME A SCONE DEER
n da sorting hat (who was merlin) help siriyek defeat catatrix!!111!!!SHIFTone!1 merln toght sieryek a spll tht could brng back harrypotter but sieryek use it on siriusblack instead n sirius laugh becuz bella is a cat
n then voldy came to the castle walls, with his trusty picket in hand! voldy let out a forlorn sigh as he stood there isolated outside teh castel walls. there wuz so many terible rumors 'bout him, lyk how he killz people and tryed to kill harry. well, he DID, but only cuz he knew harry was evil!!1 he knew dat becuz he wuz a profit. everything else iz PROPAGANDA! but only teh slytherins beleevd him while the gryfenEVILdurs only spread teh liez! specily now dat harry wuz there! hed never get his reputation back be4 long!!1
mebbe teh slytherins wuld come out n join him, specilly draco malfoy. he saw rit thru harry n is trying 2 stop him n his evil minion RON! (but not hermione, if shed just see teh truth shed help lyk a slyterhin at <3 n finaly be with draco 4ever!!) n hed be perfect 2 help his peaceful demonstration n tell teh truth.
mebbe 1 day teh other houses culd see how wundrful he is. but voldy just had 2 keep tryin. so he waved his picket, which apropriatly sayed "you dun need to h8 me, u make me cry every day D: "
Last Edit: Oct 16, 2013 1:00:42 GMT -5 by Gelquie: I lost 20 IQ points writing this.
Pumpkin Ghostie (by Killix) Nocturne the elvish dragon (by Huntress) Lazuryl (Laz) the Gargoyle (by Killix)
meenwyle doby teh hous elf waz steeling ever1's socks!!!! but no1 new this cuz they were in clases makin stuf go splody.
doby took teh soks an ran tru hogwarts shoutin "DOBY IS FREE ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!" an he ran al teh way to the crepy forest where teh spiders livd an got eaten. poor doby.