Dung - Eat-able Dung, my article

[emmaleighhde]

I've just recently finished and sent to Mr Shankly my Dung article, if it get's accepted, I'm hoping it's the first of about five dung articles.

Before I post the article here, I have to tell you, Eat-Able dung wasn't a very pretty topic, as I'm sure most of you will agreeOk, here goes:

>Dung - Eat-able Dung!</p>

<p>Hi, in case you don't know, which you probably don't, I'm Emmaleighhde and I'm going to be telling, questioning and explaining, all things to do with Dung. Yeah, that’s right, with Dung! For example, I might question the sanity who ever invented all of the Dung items in Neopia, and that’s lots!</p>

<p>This article, is hopefully going to target "Eat-able Dung", Yes that’s right it actually exists in Neopia, I don't know about you but I think Neopia would be a lot better off without Eat-able Dung.</p>

<p>First of all I'm going to give you a little description of each Eat-able Dung item that exists in Neopia at the moment, that has a description I know about, here goes nothing:</p>

<p>First on my list is Chewing Dung. There are lots of flavours and textures of Chewing Gum, but is the world really ready for Chewing Dung, I didn't think so. Come on people, who would actually want to chew Dung all day? Think of the taste, ewwww!!!</p>

<p>I looked up Chewing Dung, and this is what it came up with:</p>

<p>Name: Chewing Dung</p>

<p>Weight: 1lbs</p>

<p>Rarity: 50</p>

<p>Cost (approx): 134 NP</p>

<p>The flavour just lasts and lasts with this large ball of chewing Dung.</p>

<p>A few more points I'd like to bring up about Chewing Dung, this for one, look at the price! I know it's not much at all, but still, who on the face of Neopia would pay 134 NP's to buy a disgusting ball of supposedly Chewable Dung!</p>

<p>Ok enough about Chewing Dung, for the moment anyway, moving on to the second item of "Eat-able Dung".</p>

<p>The second item of "Eat-able Dung" that sadly exists in Neopia is a Dung Slushy. As with the Chewing Dung, I looked it up on Neopets. This is what it came up with for this utterly disgusting item of, said to be food:</p>

<p>Name: Dung Slushy</p>

<p>Weight: 1lbs</p>

<p>Rarity: 98</p>

<p>Cost (approx): 13,200 NP</p>

<p>It's actually quite tasty when you get the flies off it.</p>

<p>I mean, what kind of twisted and degusting person would actually want a Dung Slushy for their Neopets, It's not exactly most pets' idea as a treat.</p>

<p>And once again, even more so this time, look at the price it is! Can I just ask you one question, on this topic anyway? Would you, if you had enough neopoints, would you buy a Dung Slushy and or, a large ball of Chewing Dung for your pets?</p>

<p>I thought so.</p>

<p> I was devestated to find out, there are more eat-able dung items, this next one is a Buzz Dung Cone. I looked it up, and here what came up:</p>

<p> Name: Buzz Dung cone </p>

<p> Weight: 1lbs </p>

<p> Rairty: 70 </p>

<p> Cost(approx): 800 NP </p>

<p> How cute this ice cream has lots of little candy Bs in it... hang on did you say DUNG cone?!!? </p>

<p> Yes. That's right, a DUNG cone of all things. What's the point in putting cute little candy b's in the cone if the taste will be overtaken by that of, DUNG! </p>

<p> I typed in that word again, DUNG, and waited for the results to load, and...more eat-able dung, heres what came up: </p>

<p> Name: Dung Cream Sandwhich </p>

<p> Weight: 1lbs </p>

<p> Rarity: 60 </p>

<p> Cost(approx): 153 </p>

<p> Well, I gues you have to do 'something' with all the dung! </p>

<p> I really don't know what to say about 'this' item of eat-able dung, I really don't apart from one thing, a plain, 'ewwwwwww'! </p>



<p>I only managed to find four description on dung items, although there 'are' other eat-able Dung items in extance, here a quick list of them all, steer clear of:<p>

<p>

Chewing Dung
Dung Slushie
Dung Cheese
Buzz Dung Cone
Dung Cream Sandwhich
</p>

<p> Thank god, it's over! That's all the eat-able dung items folks, to my knowledge anyway. Phew. </p>

<p>Join me again here next week, same time same place. Next week I'll be targeting The Popularity of "Eat-able Dung" items in our fellow Neopian's shops, I might even try to get an interview with a lucky "Eat-able Dung" item owner, who knows?


<p>I'm Emmaleighhde, signing off. Don't forget, never give anything brown and smelly to your Neopet/s.

<p>***Authors Note***</p>

<p>If you have any problems, any at all please feel free to neomail be about them, but keep in mind, this is my first Neopian article.</p>

<p>If you happen to own one of the Dung Items I've mentioned above and wouldn't mind answering a few questions, please neomail me about it as soon as you can.</p>

<p>Last but not least, thanks for reading my article, if you have any comments, please do neomail them to me, once again thankyou for your time.</p>

[emmaleighhde]

What do you all think?

Don't post any grammer mistake's, because I've already sent it off.

*crosses fingers it get accepted*

It's my first ever neopian article!

[calvinseviltwin]

It's OK

[sollunaestrella]

I can't read the whole thing now, but...shouldn't it be "edible" dung?

[starhamster]

A few things I saw:

• Don't you mean "edible" dung? Eat-able is awkward. Also, try not to use it so much, it gets a bit annoying.
  
  
• You misspelled a few words - try spellcheck again.
  
  
• This article really has no point - what's your view? Are you for edible dung or against it? Do you want people to try new dung foods? All you're telling me here is basically reciting the item info on dung things, which I could find on my own anyway. I want more opinions!
  
  
• Maybe bring the Gourmet Club into this - isn't a Dung Slushie a gourmet food? Ask pets if and why they'd eat a dung food, and how it tastes.
  
  

*Winces* If that sounds too harsh, I'm sorry, but it's true!

[calvinseviltwin]

Hmm. Gormet dung sounds like an oxymoron.