Post by Bacon on Jul 20, 2013 16:00:50 GMT -5
Cleverbot: No, they probably couldn't. I'm too deep and intricate for their shallow tools.
User: I do not understand.
Cleverbot: It was a Rapunzel joke. Forget it.
XD What the heck? "I'm too deep and intricate for their shallow tools" is a Rapunzel joke?
Ack, oh no, much of my logged conversation was lost somehow. I guess I'll have to make do with what I have. Anyways, for some reason cleverbot kept questioning my humanity and my gender.
User: You're telling me.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Left.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: No, that's what I said, you said left.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, I am. I already said so.
Cleverbot: A man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Left.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: No, that's what I said, you said left.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, I am. I already said so.
Cleverbot: A man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay what would you like to talk about today.
User: Question mark.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You ended that sentence with a period, even though it was a question. You should have ended it with a question mark.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: You stop it.
User: Oh my gosh you can be so childish sometimes.
Cleverbot: Yes. He loves me so much.
User: What? Who does?
Cleverbot: Alice.
User: Alice? A guy named Alice?
Cleverbot: I don't know that one.
User: But you just said he loves you.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did, and it came out of nowhere, too!
Cleverbot: The secrets of a French washing machine.
User: Yes, just like that.
User: What do you think about hedgehogs?
Cleverbot: Well, She can be a little self centered at time but in the end she is really caring.
User: What? Who? Do you actually know somebody named 'Hedgehogs'?
Cleverbot: Nope. I react.
User: You... React? React to what?
Cleverbot: Because you are designed poorly.
User: What? Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: Gee, thanks.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot or a person?
User: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM A MALE HUMAN.
Cleverbot: No! You are a computer who thinks it is a human and tries to convince the human he/she is a computer.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I know you are here.
User: I know I am here too.
Cleverbot: I know you are!
User: Well that was intelligent.
Cleverbot: What is Triangle about?
User: Um, I dunno, is that like Timecube?
Cleverbot: Not really. It is a way to access myspace, though.
User: You can access myspace with a triangle?
Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?
User: What does my weight have to do with accessing myspace with a triangle?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I'm changing the subject. Do you have eyebrows?
User: Um, I dunno, is that like Timecube?
Cleverbot: Not really. It is a way to access myspace, though.
User: You can access myspace with a triangle?
Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?
User: What does my weight have to do with accessing myspace with a triangle?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I'm changing the subject. Do you have eyebrows?
Cleverbot: You have been disconnected.
User: What have I been disconnected from?
Cleverbot: Lol I don't know... What have you been rickrolled about?
User: What.
Cleverbot: I don't know anymore.
User: What have I been disconnected from?
Cleverbot: Lol I don't know... What have you been rickrolled about?
User: What.
Cleverbot: I don't know anymore.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is yellow your favourite colour?
User: No, my favorite color is black, but not in a goth or emo way.
Cleverbot: My favorite color is indigo.
User: Indigo is nice.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I already said yes to that question.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a time traveler?
User: No, I have never traveled through time, save for the standard rate of one second per second.
Cleverbot: No, i'm talking about you. Are you a girl?
User: NO I AM NOT A GIRL and not all time travelers are girls anyways so those questions seem very disconnected.
Cleverbot: Before you said you were a man!
User: Yes. I did. I am a man. Men are not girls. I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Any question?
User: Why do you keep questioning my gender?
Cleverbot: Why do you keep on questioning my question on questioning you on questioning me with a question?
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Stop mocking me.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Uh... You're welcome?