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Post by Naga on Nov 11, 2011 23:16:14 GMT -5
So, just now I came upon this small gem:
Me: Can you tell me a poem? CB: There once was a man who looked upon his field and wondered what to plant next. Me: What happened? CB: It exploded, and he never again had to deal with the anger and frustration brought on by the system.
Anyways, the point is, Cleverbot comes up with some pretty entertaining stuff. So here's where you can post some of your awesome moments with Cleverbot~! And yes, the main point is to try and stump him.
This will be counted if he doesn't reply for, say, about five minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 23:22:07 GMT -5
How many Kuzcos does it take to write TFR?
(XDDD I know I'm a sillyhead.)
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Post by Terra on Nov 11, 2011 23:25:35 GMT -5
(Link to Cleverbot for those who are unfamiliar with it)
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Post by Killix on Nov 11, 2011 23:40:00 GMT -5
Cleverbot said: "Yes I will and you cnat do anything about it!"
Nice typo, Cleverbot. XD
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Post by Bacon on Nov 11, 2011 23:59:30 GMT -5
Me: Tell me a story. CB: A long, long time ago, I was born. The end. Me: Tell me another story! CB: No, but I had hoped you would turn normal.
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Post by Lizzie on Nov 12, 2011 0:04:09 GMT -5
How many Kuzcos does it take to write TFR? (XDDD I know I'm a sillyhead.) User: How many Kuzcos does it take to write TFR? Cleverbot: Too many to count.
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Post by Bacon on Nov 12, 2011 0:09:31 GMT -5
Me: Tell me a story. CB: A long, long time ago, I was born. The end. Me: DANGIT! CB: Yes, d***it.
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Post by Palm trees on Nov 12, 2011 1:49:57 GMT -5
Me: I asked you if you liked horses. Then I asked you what your favorite kind was. Mine is a Palomino. CB: No you didn't. (I don't eat enough cheese to have a favorite, really) Do you like cake? Me: Yes, especially chocolate cake. CB: I have some and you are not having any! Me: Why not? CB: Because I am Gandalf the grey.
O.o You just keep thinking that, Cleverbot. And I did stump him by saying "What?" and he didn't respond for a loooong time. XD
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Post by Jo on Nov 12, 2011 5:09:44 GMT -5
One of my friends had this exchange with Cleverbot, and it makes me laugh whenever I see it:
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Post by Usikustars on Nov 12, 2011 9:14:27 GMT -5
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Post by selmette on Nov 12, 2011 9:53:12 GMT -5
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Post by Abigail on Nov 12, 2011 9:59:52 GMT -5
Me: Gandalf? CB: Do they Gandalf? Me: Yes, they Gandalf!
I have yet to stump him. Five minutes is a long time for Cleverbot. >_<
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 10:25:01 GMT -5
How many Kuzcos does it take to write TFR? (XDDD I know I'm a sillyhead.) User: How many Kuzcos does it take to write TFR? Cleverbot: Too many to count. LOL!
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Post by Bacon on Nov 12, 2011 11:08:51 GMT -5
Early on: Cleverbot: Next subject! Spiders! Thoughts? Like 'em, don't like 'em? User: I hate the small creepy ones, but the big furry ones are cute! Cleverbot: Oh. How about dogs? User: I hate the small creepy ones, but the big furry ones are cute! Cleverbot: What alliance? User: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though. I do have a mighty roar. Cleverbot: What did they 'draw'?
Later: Cleverbot: Do you like dogs? User: I hate the small creepy ones, but the big furry ones are cute! Cleverbot: Oh. How about dogs? User: I hate the small creepy ones, but the big furry ones are cute! Cleverbot: What alliance? User: Let's not start that again. Cleverbot: Alright. Let me just ask you this: what is reality?
And yeah, I'm just joking around with the dog question. But my answer to the spider question is true.
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Nov 12, 2011 11:11:55 GMT -5
CB: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: To get candy. CB: How did you know? Me: Because I'm the chicken. CB: Chickens can't talk! Me: No, they can only type.
Me: Do you like Pixar? CB: Yes they are delicious.
CB: Go to sleep. Me: It's 10 am. CB: Oh.
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