[Story] Turnabout Tiger

[Andrea]

*looks in mailbox* … *hums It’s a Small World After All*

? *pulls out a red and black card, looks it over*

Dear Master Lucas-

The great King Porky personally has chosen you to be invited to the events that will take place at New Bloid City at 6 PM, 1/19/11.

Attendance is, of course, obligatory. A craft will be sent to your place of residence at 4 PM on the date in question.

Sincerely,

Lucasbot

… *clutches invitation, staring at it*

? ? ?: *from behind Lucas* You got one too, eh?

Agh! *turns around, holding up hands*

Relax, it’s me. *holds up invitation*

…

I think all of us got one of those. At least those of us involved in that little kidnapping incident… With ‘Unknown’ and all that…

…Unknown… Was actually Porky, you know.

*nod* I don’t know what he wants, but it’s not going to end well…

…

There’s one more thing that’s probably puzzling you.

Huh?

“New Bloid City”?

… *shivers*

Did he construct a whole city while we weren’t looking, or-

I don’t know. We’ll find out. *quickly teleports*

…I wonder if he built swimming pools… *walks away*

{4 PM}

*sound of Porky’s theme approaches*

… *grimly steps outside*

*UFO starts to descend, and lands nearby Lucas*

…

*door of UFO opens and a red carpet rolls out from the entrance to Lucas’s feet*

… *looks around sadly, then slowly steps into UFO*

*runs out, rolls up red carpet, then takes it with him into UFO*

*UFO flies off into the distance*

{Inside UFO}

*the inside of the UFO has metal walls and a metal floor, with locked doors almost everywhere. A Lucasbot operates the controls while there are seats in the back*

… *takes a seat*

Glad you could make it, Lucas.

It’s really disturbing watching that robot work…

…You told me I had a robot of me, but seeing it is a new level of disturbing.

*stares out a window*

There’s only one thing.

Huh?

*nods at an empty seat* Myles is missing.

Maybe they haven’t picked him up yet?

Judging by the scenery outside, I doubt it…

*looks out a window*

*they seem to be flying over a mountainous region*

*slumps down in his seat* I wonder how far away this place is…

They really sent the UFO pretty far in advance for us.

…Yeah.

*sits back and looks at the ceiling*

{Later}

We will be landing in New ‘Bloid City shortly. Thank you for flying Pork Airlines.

*crosses arms* Well, this should prove interesting…

… *waits*

*UFO lands, and door slides open*

*stands up and walks out*

*the others follow*

{New Bloid City}

*There’s flashing neon lights everywhere, with a huge tower looming in the distance. People have gathered in a sort of plaza surrounding something*

…I suppose this is it. *adjusts glasses*

Wow! It’s really cool here!

What’s going on over there?

Probably the “event” they were talking about.

”Ladies and gentlemen…”[/color]

Is that… Porky’s voice coming from over there?

Come on. *edges way to the front of the crowd with the others following*

*they stand before Porky in his hovering chair and a Lucasbot wielding an axe*

Weeeeeelcome! I’m glad you all could make it tonight~

…It’s Porky and-

*shines spotlight on Ness and the others* I’m also glad my guests of honor are here for this wonderful display!

Crowd: *cheers wildly*

Myles! No!!

*unconscious and hurt, bound by some kind of chains and being held upright by Porky*

Yes. We’re here to witness the end of the traitor, the murderer, the jerk Myles Evilworth!!

*spotlight shines on the unconscious Evilworth*

*tries to run up to save him*

AAAAGH! *zap’d* *falls over*

Any foolish moves from the onlookers will be prevented by our nice little barrier. Any questions?

…

Crowd: *cheers Porky’s name*

!!! N-no…

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for!

*steps forward and lays Evilworth facedown, then holds up axe*

COUNTDOWN! *points out at the crowd, smiling evilly*

Crowd: THREE!

… *looks away*

Crowd: TWO!

… *adjusts glasses*

Crowd: ONE!

_{This isn’t very fun…}

*swings axe down towards Evilworth*

*a powerful force strikes Ness and the others, knocking them unconscious as Evilworth’s hit*

…… *feels self being dragged away somewhere* *passes out*


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*epic announcer voice*
The heroes are defeated by Porky…

THERE’S ONLY ONE who can stop Porky from taking over now… _{at least from my character list}

~OOOONNNNNEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~

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{Icy Taco Outskirts}

*stomps foot* I told youse I could do dis!!!

~to be continued~

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[Deleted]

Tigre's going to be our hero

[Lizzie]

I think it'll be interesting, to see what happens.

^^

[Andrea]

You know, you really don’t have to go anywhere. *standing a safe distance away*

*roars* I TOLD YOUSE, I’M GOIN’!

*sips grape juice* Why?

Dat thing… Gantfat, was it? Somethin’… *growls* It owed me money! Nobody escapes da Tiger’s clutches!

(So somebody was stupid enough to borrow money from him. Interesting.) Well… Good luck.

*puts on sunglasses and gets on moped* *drives off into the sunset*

… *shakes head and walks away*

{New Bloid City}

*tries to break free of chains* Let me go!

*in Porky’s voice* Haha, of course not~[/color]

Crowd: *gathered around again, cheering*

I am the protagonist of this story! You can’t defeat m- *punch’d* *falls over*

*shaking off fist* Now now, don’t break the fourth wall.[/color]

…Ow! You villainous villain!

Crowd: *suddenly quiets down*

? *looks*

*growls* Outta my way, punk! *shoves some person to the side and saunters up to the front of the crowd*

…What should I do, sir?

*Porky’s voice* Dispose of that one too.[/I]

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

!

*holds onto his collar* Youse gonna dispose of me, you little tin can? *ROARS* I atta beat youse into the ground!

*holds up arm and shoots a fireball at Tigre*

*jumps over it and grabs Lucasbot* GROAR! *throws Lucasbot off into the crowd*

Hey! You there! Untie me, will you?

Do I look like some kinda cop?! *steps forward* I ain’t got no time to help youse!

…I have money.

Heh. Youse catch on quick. *starts trying to release him from chains*

*crawls back over*

*grabs Lucasbot’s arms and holds them behind his back*

*with free hand, releases him from chains* *uses them to tie Lucasbot up, then kicks back into crowd*

Crowd: *most people have already left*

Phew! *stretches out a little bit* Thank you for helping me. Are you here to defea-

*roars*

*jumps back in surprise*

Youse gonna tell me a story, girly man? Only here to collect me some dough.

Oh, right, about that… I indeed have money, but don’t have any of the local currency.

… *ROARS* Youse messin’ wit da tiger, now?! *steps forward*

*holds up hands* But I can help you on your quest to defeat the evil Porky-

Some fat kid dat thinks he’s real cool? Yeah, I ain’t forgot hearin’ ‘bout the guy. Real dopey lookin’ one.

… Anyway, my name is Louis Ero. Louis H. Ero, to be exact. I come from a farm town on an area Porky took over, and-

*shakes head* Youse so typical it hurts me, punk.

…

Listen, I ain’t wastin’ no more time here.

But you haven’t let me join your adventuring party yet-

THE ONLY PARTY I CARE ‘BOUT IS ONE WHERE YOUSE AIN’T INVITED! *walks over to moped, hands in pockets*

Porky kidnapped the people you’re probably looking for. Let me join you and we can get your money.

*stops* …

Come on, now. We’re going to go fight the despicable Porky and save the world!

*sits on moped, putting on sunglasses* Youse can tag along but youse can get your own ride! *drives off towards the tower*

… *walks after him*

{Porky’s Tower- Outside}

*stands in front of the door, looking up at the tower*

*runs up, out of breath* Out… of… stamina…

Lookit dat. Youse finally showed up.

I had to stop some crimes on the way. It’s my goal to rid this world of all evil! *holds up sword and admires it with theme song playing in the background*

…

…So. *looks at door* There’s probably security and a secret code or key we need to enter, and we’ll-

GROOOOOOOAR! *rams into the door*

*door swings open*

…

C’mon. *walks in*

… *follows*

{Porky’s Tower- Inside}

*Chandeliers light the room and the ground is a plush carpet. Posters of Porky cover the walls*

Nice joint.

There’s probably traps here… We can’t underestimate this nefarious vill-

*strides across the room with security cameras focused on him, stops in front of a door*

… *hastily scurries after Tigre, presses ear up against door* I hear voices… That must be the evil Porky!

{Conference Room}

*Strange person sits across table from Porky*

So we get a giant elephant and have it step on stuff-

? ? ?: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

?!

*kicks open door, Louis falling over* *strides into room, hands in pockets*

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the tiger.

If it ain’t fatso. Let’s get dis over with, piggy.

…Excuse me?

*jumps to feet and holds out sword* You evil King Porky! We’re here to defeat you and save the world from your villainous plot, for I am the brave L- *punch’d in the face* *falls over*

Shaddup, kid.

…

…

*ROARS* *reaches out and tries to grab Porky by the collar of his shirt*

*jumps into hovering chair, then floats across the room* This isn’t some street brawl, Tigre. I will completely destroy you and use you as a welcome mat if you don’t get out right now.

*roars again* Nobody threatens da tiger! *climbs up onto table, grabs hovering chair, and throws it across room*

!! *crashes into wall, but floats back up* That’s it! *floats over to the mystery person* Get out.

*tries to run out door*

Youse ain’t goin nowhere! *grabs the mystery person and throws against a wall*

!!

*gets back up, holding sword out to the person* Who are you and what evil have you don- *zap’d* *falls over*

*shoots another bolt of electricity at Tigre*

*zap’d*

Now I-

*alarm bell starts ringing*

Oh, for the love of…

Voice: Prisoner 11._3A ”Lucas” has escaped the dungeon.[/tt]

*gets up* I’ll watch them. They appear to be unconscious.

*shrugs and floats out of the room quickly, alarm still sounding*

*twitches*

Grrr… GROOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *transforms into a tiger and leaps at the mystery person*

!! *jumps off to the side*

*swipes at*

*backs into a corner*

Now, foul villain, what villainous villainy have you-

*pulls out a dagger and stabs at*

*blocks* *slashes at*

AGH! *starts running out of room*

Stop, villainy villain-

AAAAGH! * wobbles and then suddenly falls over*

*stops* …

… *suddenly passes out*

*floats back into the room* …

*transforms back into a person*

*starts laughing* *laughs harder* I believe this should be amusing. *presses button on armrest of hover chair*

2! *run in*

YOUSE AIN’T G-

*shoots a dart at Tigre*

*passes out*

Send them to the Detention Center. I have an idea to amuse myself until the time comes~

2! *nod and drag Louis and Tigre away*

~to be continued~

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[PFA]

Oh wow XDDDDD

Louis and Tigre are the best partners ever

[Chloemew]

I agree with PFA. :'D

[Andrea]

{Detention Center}

*continually tries to insert dollar into vending machine* … *kicks it*

Voice from the other room: ”I’m innocent I tell you! INNOCENT!”[/color]

*inserts money into vending machine*

*candy bar gets caught and doesn’t fall*

… GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAR!

Voice from the other room: ”Unhand me at once you villainy villainous villains! I- oof! …Did you just punch me?!”[/color]

*punches vending machine, retrieves candy bar* … *walks over to other room*

*locked up* Let me go! I didn’t murder anyone! I’m a hero I tell you- *spots Tigre*

… *eats candy bar*

Hey! You… Tiger fellow!

Whadyouse want?

They locked me in here for murder, of all things! I only slay the foul monsters released by the nefarious king Porky! …Also they took my favorite sword.

Sorry, kid, but I ain’t got time to listen to you’ sob story. I gotta get my cash back. *starts to walk out*

I have money!

*growls* Youse such a liar, you little-

No, really! I’ll pay you back!

…Youse want a loan from Tender Lender, huh? *chuckles*

…I… guess… You’re one of those law types, aren’t you? I could see it the second you defeated that villainous robot in battle!

*laughs* Youse got da best lawyer- Da great Phoenix Wright!

So your name is Phoenix, then. Okay, then, Phoenix! Get me out of here so we can save the world!

Don’t youse worry, Louise. *saunters out of Detention Center*

…_{It’s Louis…}

{Outside Detention Center}

*looks around for where he parked moped*

? ? ?: Having fun prowling around the trap, tiger?

!! *turns around*

There’s nothing else it would be. A trap set up by a pig to ensnare a tiger is easy to spot.

Whadyouse doin‘?! *growls*

Tiger tracking.

*ROARS*

*laughs* If I were still afraid of you it would mean I’ve accomplished nothing over the years.

…Huh?

Trial’s tomorrow, Tigre. There’s few crimes that go on trial around the NTWF… Though you were on a certain king’s territory when it happened. Rules change from area to area.

Oh, I got dat covered. Only da real Phoenix Wright’s gonna go in and win tomorrow.

…Indeed, Tigre. *walks off*

*rides away*

{Night before Trial}

*sits on couch with empty bag of chips* *watches TV reruns*

~~~~~~~

{Courtroom}

*audience murmurs*

The court is now in session for the trial of Mr. Louis Ero.

*silence from prosecutor’s bench*

…Is the prosecution ready?

*silence*

It seems we don’t have a prosecutor in this courtroom… We cannot continue l-

!

EEP! … Is that a sock puppet?

>) … <_< *nods*

*holds onto gavel* I’m not sure how I feel about this-

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

Aah! *hides suddenly* I… dropped my… pen…

Da defense is ready.

… *peeks back up* Is- is that you, Mr. T-

*ROARS* Who youse think?! I’m da great Phoenix Wright! YOUSE GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT?!

N-no! Not at all, Mr. Wright.

…Will the prosecution please give it’s opening statement?

*nods* >) … D< *waves a file in the air* >| !! >_> … *shakes head* >_> … D<!!!! *points at Louis* _Guilty!

…

…

Audience: …

*bangs gavel* Well said, Mr. Sock. Please call your first witness.

>) *holds up a file of a Robot*

A… a robot at the stan-

*ROARS* YOUSE GOT A PROBLEM?!

N-no! *hides*

*walks up to witness stand, stares ahead blankly*

>) ?

*nods as if understanding* My name is Securitybot A248. Affirmative. I am a robotic security guard for the magnificent King Porky.[/size]


D< *points*

*nods*

-Witness Testimony-

I was stationed to observe the footage from the ground floor conference room of the tower in New Bloid City.[/size][/color]

I witnessed the defendant stab the victim through the chest with his longsword.[/size][/color]

A videotape of the scene is in my possession. It must be submitted to the court for evidence. Affirmative.[/size][/color]

>) *nods* *holds out a video tape*

*appears from hiding place* The court will accept this as evidence.

-Security Tape added to the Court Record!-
-Victim’s Autopsy report added to the Court Record!-

Time of death: 1/20, 10-11NST
Cause of death: Stab wound through the chest

And now, your, um, cross examination, Mr. Wright.

*smirks* Youse got it.

-Cross Examination-

I was stationed to observe the footage from the ground floor conference room of the tower in New Bloid City.[/size][/color]

GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!

…

YOUSE LYIN’ TO DA TIGER?!

*unflinchingly* Negative.[/size]

Shaddup, you tin can! Is dat fat kid feedin’ youse answers?!

Negative.[/size]

I don’t see this line of questioning going anyw-

*ROARS*

Eep! *hides under desk* Oh, that pen…

I witnessed the defendant stab the victim through the chest with his longsword.[/size][/color]

GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!

…[/size]

Nobody got stabbed in dat room! *punches desk*

!

My security footage proves otherwise. Affirmative.[/size]

Youse ain’t seen nothing’! Youse wasn’t there!

There were security cameras present in the room in question at the specified date. I observed the crime from their footage.[/size]

*ROARS*

A videotape of the scene is in my possession. It must be submitted to the court for evidence. Affirmative.[/size][/color]

GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

…[/size]

I atta beat youse so hard dat youse would think youse got hit by a train! *punches desk*

…[/size]

Youse a stupid tin can!

… Footage in question must be shown to be of use in this trial of Mr. Louis H. Ero. Affirmative.[/size]

*gets back up* Yes, that sounds like a good idea. Bailiff! Play the tape!

-Security Tape-

*backs into a corner*

*slashes at*

AGH! *starts running out of room*

Stop, villainy villain-

*static for a moment*

*reaches out and stabs the mystery person*

AAAAGH! * wobbles and then falls over*

*stops* …

…

Audience: *murmurs*

>) *nods*

The prosecution and I see no reason for this trial to continue.[/size]

I agree. This court finds the defendant, Louis Ero…

…

…

…

? ? ?: OBJECTION![/size]

!!

!!

!!

Why, it’s… Mr. Wright?!

*runs into courtroom, holding up a video tape* Your honor!! I have the evidence that will prove the defendant’s innocence… The real security tape!

Audience: *uncontrollable shouting*

O-order! ORDER! *bangs gavel*

What youse doin’?! I was just ‘bout to win!

You said it yourself, tiger. The real Phoenix Wright’s here to turn this trial around.

…

~to be continued~

[Andrea]

{Outside Courtroom}

Why’d dey end da trial?!

It may have had something to do with the prosecutor flying into a rage when the audience wouldn’t quiet down. *sips grape juice*

Why youse help me, anyways?!

Some of us are going to be oblivious to the day we die… And some of us know how it’s all going to end, Tigre. *takes out hat and puts it back on*

*ROARS* Youse bein’ a poet with da tiger?!

I’m saying that you have no idea what Porky plans. Most are unaware.

Hah! Dat fat kid ain’t gonna do nothin’!

… *stares at something*

DON’T YOUSE IGNORE DA TIGER!

*looks at Tigre* Yes?

How youse get dat tape?

The same way I got the information of the Pig King’s plans, Tigre.

*ROARS* I ain’t-

Tigre. Your roaring isn’t scaring me. If I haven’t proven I’m not weaker than you by retrieving information and a videotape and coming back in time to save a life, than I don’t know what will prove it to you.

…

The choices are simple, Tigre. *sips grape juice* I’ll help you out and we can never talk again later, and you can get your money.

DA TIGER DON’T NEED NO HELP!

I think a certain tiger was about to lose to a sock about 10 minutes ago before someone came to save him.

…

An unknown motive, an unknown killer, and an unknown victim. Where to start?

…Youse goin’ back to dat Bloid City place?

The only place to start. *walks out*

*follows*

{Porky‘s Tower- Outside}

Only one begging to be robbed wouldn’t put a lock on this door… We sho-

GROOOOOOOOAR! *breaks down door and walks inside*

… *follows*

{Porky’s Tower- Inside}

*talking to a robot* Tell them we need a giant elephant-

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

*swivels around in hovering chair* Look at that, robot! The tiger walked in through the pet door~

*holds onto collar* Youse think you’ funny, you tub of lard?! *roars* Youse only got a big house so youse could walk through da halls without gettin’ stuck!

… *chuckles at Tigre*

Synthesizing program > laugh.exe[/size]

*sneaks off quietly*

*ROARS again* I’m gonna beat youse so hard dem guys in costumes won’t even know who youse is anymore!

Costumes are negative.[/size]

*laughs* Being threatened by you is like being threatened by a toddler.

Youse wanna take this outside?!

Aw, why don’t you pick on someone your own size~ *presses some buttons*

*a robot of Tigre walks up*

Whad’s this thing?!

*holds onto his metal collar* Youse think youse da real tiger? *roars* I’m da tiger!!

*laughs*

*reappears, holding a file* … *sees Tigre and Tigrebot*

What the-?!

… *runs outside*

!! *runs outside*

! *spings up and runs outside*

YOUSE AIN’T RUNNIN’ FROM DA TIGER! *runs outside*

{Porky’s Tower- Outside}

*stops to attack Tigrebot*

OBJECTION! Tigre! Over here! *gets onto moped*

GROOOOAR! *grabs the robot and throws into Tigrebot* *gets onto moped and speeds away*

*floats outside*

Should we chase them?

*whispers something to the Robot*

Are you sure, master Porky?[/size]

Of course. *goes back inside and locks door*

… *knocks on door*

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{The next day}
{Courtroom}

*audience murmurs*

*bangs gavel* We are here to resume the trial of Mr. Louis Ero. I believe Mr. Wright has some evidence to show us?

…Where’s Mr. Wright?

I’m here!

I mean the, um, other Phoenix Wright…

I got no clue where he gone, but he got da tape and stuff.

*shakes head* We can’t-

”Now now, Judge. Have room for one more witness~?”

!!

!!

Who’s that?

*appears at witness stand*

Audience: *murmur murmur*

Order! *looks at Porky* Who are you?

Porky. King Porky. I’m the prosecution’s next witness.

*ROARS* Whadyouse doin’ here, fats?! Dis ain’t no cafeteria!

D<! *looks at Judge* >) ?

…Alright. *bangs gavel*

>D ?

My name is Porky Minch. Ruler of New Bloid City.

Please explain what you saw on the night of the crime.

Sure thing~

-Witness Testimony-

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I was in the hallway when I saw it happen.

A person was running from a crazed psycho with a sword, trying to kill him!

I saw the psycho stab the innocent person to death. Then I stopped him and his accomplice from killing further.

*nods*

Hey! I am not a psycho! I am Louis, brave hero of-

*ROARS*

Defendant, that’s enough. Your cross examination, Mr. Wright.

Youse got it.

-Cross Examination-

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I was in the hallway when I saw it happen.

GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

Yes~?

No youse wasn’t!

Yes I was.

Youse wasn’t nowhere!

>/ … D<!

I don’t think it’s necessary to bring in another security tape to prove where I was, is it?

I think youse gotta prove why I shouldn’t make youse a doorstop!

*bangs gavel* That’s enough, Mr. W-

*ROARS* I’ll tell youse whad’s enough!

Eep! *hides under desk*

A person was running from a crazed psycho with a sword, trying to kill him!

GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!

You should try speaking like a person one day.

Youse should try lookin’ more like a person than an overstuffed ravioli one day! *punches desk*

XD

Oh, Tigre. You’re going to wake up several miles underwater tomorrow~

I will have no threats from the witness.

~

I saw the psycho stab the innocent person to death. Then I stopped him and his accomplice from killing further.

GROOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

What is it now?

Nobody got stabbed in dat room!

*objects* *presents security tape, then autopsy report*

DAT PAPER IS A LIAR!

*laughs*

? ? ?: I’m afraid he’s right for a change, Porky.

?!

*walks in* I’m here with the evidence, your honor.

Audience: *murmur*

Can’t let you present that, Phoenix.

Really now, Porky?

It’s illegal evidence. Stolen.

Is that true?

*ROARS* There ain’t no laws here!

There’s laws on my land, Tigre.

It’s not illegal at all. It was given to me by law enforcement from the area.

Who would that be?

The ones that enforce the laws around New Bloid City… One of Porky’s robots.

~to be continued~

[Andrea]

…

D< … >_>?

*shakes head* You’ve always been such a liar, Phoenix Wright… You always will be.

*suddenly smiles* If you did get it from where you claim, how can you prove this?

Simply. *taps a paper* This was given to me along with the video. Proof.

!

*punches desk* Hey! Youse!

… *looks up* Um, me?

Yeah, youse. Dis ain’t goin’ nowhere. Let’s watch da video.

… *closes eyes* …

…

!

*bangs gavel* Overruled. The court will see the video. Bailiff!

-Second Security Tape-

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*the security tape starts off a bit earlier than the supposed murder*

…I’m glad we could reach a conclusion, then. We’ll be allies until the end of The Time.

*evil smile* Now all we need is it wait for it to be completed, yes?

*nods* Indeed. It will still be a bit of a wait, but there’s smaller issues we need to settle with at the moment…

Oh?

Yes. Such as the prisoners and the machine you ordered created…

You mean… the machine?

The one you’ll use on the prisoners, yes.

What about it?

It’s ready. The prisoners have been tough to control.

*smiles* We can take care of that right afterwards. Though after that we’ll need something to do until The Time.

Are you sure you don’t want to just lay low, sir…?

*laughs*

Well, I have an idea just to confuse them.

What?

So we get a giant elephant and have it step on stuff-

*static*

-Second Security Tape added to the Court Record!-[/tt]

O- OBJECTION! It wasn’t supposed to cut off there!

*evil smile* ~

Audience: *murmurs*

<_<

*bangs gavel* So the victim was an accomplice of-

WHAD’YOUSE BEEN THINKIN’? He was in da tower!

Eep! I… I don’t know.

<_< … :/ ?

*nods* Your honor?

…What is it, witness?

The prosecution requests a 15 minute break.

(What is he planning?)

*shakes head* It better be important at this point in the trial.

*furious nodding*

The prosecution… Wishes to prepare it’s next witness. One who will end this matter. The victim himself…

Audience: *murmurs!*

… *sweats*

The… victim? (The mysterious person…)

Audience: *getting louder* _{”Don’t listen to him! Porky’s a murderer!"}

*big grin*

*bangs gavel* Order! I have not heard of a victim testifying at a trial…

Oh, it’ll be amazing~ Just give us the recess, your honor.

GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!

OBJECTION!

*shakes head* Can you have the, er, victim here in less than 15 minutes?

*nods* >)

… … ………

…This court is now in recess. *bangs gavel*

{Courtroom Lobby}

*punches wall* I can’t believe dis! *growls*

There’s nothing we can do to change it now, Tigre. Let’s hear what the victim has to say.

Oh, yes, you should. It will be very interesting~

!

*doesn’t flinch* …

Would you like to meet him?

?!

*turns around slowly* What are you planning?

Planning? The planning’s already finished, Phoenix Wright. You’re all pawns in this little game of mine. *slowly approaches in hovering chair* And if I wish…

*growls* Youse stay bac-

*snaps fingers and a small portal appears in the center of the floor* …Then I can take some players out of the game.

… *backs up against wall as portal rapidly spreads*

*also does*

There’s no use prolonging it, wannabe lawyer team.

*portal covers the entire floor*

GROOOOOAAAR! *leaps at Porky one last time*

Have fun~ *floats out of the way*

*sips grape juice, falls into portal*

*also drops into portal*

*it closes behind them*

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{Dungeon}

*slowly wakes up in a clean, small room with no visible exit or window*

”….H….…me?”[/color]

! *jumps up and throws a punch at the air* GROOOOOOOAAAAR!

”Quiet, Tigre. Is that Tigre? This is Lucas.”[/color]

*looks around, only seeing the dull gray walls*

”I’m not in the same room as you. I’m talking to you psychically.”

… *ROARS* WHAD’YOUSE WANT?

”To save you, mostly. The security code is G489-113. Input it and then watch out for the scanner.”[/color]

*looks around* I ain’t see nothin‘.

*no response*

*thinks* … *finds a number pad and enters that*

”Watch out!”[/color]

AIN’T NOTHIN’ HITTIN’ DA TIGER! *jumps off to side and hits wall*

*A shadow of a person appears in front of number pad*

Voice: ”Scanning.”[/tt]

*The shadow is covered in a blue light for a second, then a door slides open*

*stolls in* Thank gosh we have an ally here.

*ROARS* Who’youse?!

I’m Ness. One of the people kidnapped by Porky.

…And I was talking to you with PSI.

I ain’t got no time for dis! *starts to walk out*

OBJECTION! We need to explain things to you before you run away.

Indeed. *scurries in*

…Explain whad?

Everything, Tigre. Everything that they’ve done on this end to help us out.

So youse okay too? I thought they made youse into toast!

…Allow me to explain. This is better done in person, since my PSI is weak now…

Youse got five minutes.

We were kidnapped from New Bloid City several days ago. Some of us are still missing. But they made one mistake while Porky was distracted. They didn’t put enough of a psychic… barrier of sorts on to completely prevent use of PSI.

…

Though in different cells, we could form a plan. And that was to have a single ally from Porky’s minions to help us escape. Using the cover of me breaking out of a cell, Sgt. Guy over there managed to reprogram the robot.

*scratches back of head*

It didn’t take that long?

…Not since they were distracted with making sure I didn’t escape again after they caught me.

…

The robot leaked information of an upcoming trial. You… see, Porky probably set it up for his own amusement. He probably would’ve ended it with killing everyone else in the courtroom.

…(Why am I not surprised…)

…

I learned that Phoenix Wright over there was willing to help me. So the robot helped us take some security footage and, later, some papers.

If da trial was a phony, why’youse help him out?

It would distract Porky to help prisoners escape. And he hates it when his plans don’t work as intended. We might even would’ve learned more about this “The Time” they keep talking about. …Though perhaps we don’t want to even know.

And we can’t wait anymore, now… *shakes fist* We have to get out of here!

I can’t teleport… They drained most of our PSI, and trying to break past the existing barrier was a pain.

Whad’youse waitin’ for? Let’s get outta dis joint!

*clanks up*

That would be the helper robot.

We think we’ve found a secret passage, so we pl-

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *runs up to door*

TIGRE-

-NO!

*breaks down door and keeps running*

…

*double facepalm*

Hurry![/size] *chases Tigre*

*all the others follow*

*alarm starts going off*

Voice: Error 0023- Multiple prisoners have escaped the dungeon. Now going into lockdown.[/tt]

No no no no no no-

*barriers start appearing*

Voice: Prisoner 11._3A ”Lucas” has escaped the dungeon.[/tt]

*runs as fast as he can*

Voice: Prisoner 12._3A ”Ness” has escaped the dungeon.[/tt]

GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR! *keeps running forward as more doors and windows are slammed shut, covered by thick steel*

Voice: Prisoner 13._3A ”Portsman” has escaped the dungeon.[/tt]

*running* I hear guards coming!

_Tigre…

Voice: Prisoner 14._3A ”Sgt. Guy” has escaped the dungeon.[/tt]

That way! *points at a door*[/size]

”There they are!"[/size][/I][/color]

*breaks through the door and keeps running*

Voice: Prisoner 15._3A ”Tigre” has escaped the dungeon.[/tt]

I can’t- AGH! *falls over*

!!

20!: *shoot at the others, eyes glowing red*

*quickly picks up Ness and keeps running*

Voice: Prisoner 16._3A ”Phoenix” has escaped the dungeon.[/tt]

*they escape just as the front door slams shut*

{Porky’s Tower- Outside}

*alarm is still sounding, all kinds of guards are quickly approaching*

*runs outside, followed by the others*

There’s a car![/size] *points*

GROOOOOOAAAAR! *breaks into it*

Oh, for the love of… *attempts to hotwire it*

10! PK Thunder!

*hit* !!! *falls*

*throws a grenade at the Lucasbots*[/size]

I’ve… *jumps into car* Got it!

*gets into car, carrying unconscious Ness*

*drags Lucas into car*

Go on![/size]

Let’s go! *speeds off in car*

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{Courtroom}

*bangs gavel* I’m afraid that’s enough, Mr. Wright. The, er, odd circumstances of the recess leaving your partner behind are rather unfortunate enough, but there’s no reason for this trial to continue.

Roar![/size]

>)

*manages a small laugh*

*shakes head* This court finds the defendant, Louis E-

*CRASH*

?!

*A car breaks through the wall, skids to a stop in the middle of courtroom*

*looks out window* Am I late for da trial?

~to be continued~

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[PFA]

why, when i was scrolling and saw the line out-of-context about the car crashing through the wall, did i think of awky

This is exciting and

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www.instantsfun.es/csi

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*Reads* :3 *Thumbs up* And so the plot thickens. You write an epic Tigre, my friend.

[Andrea]

I'm sorry about this part. For everything. <_<

____________________________________________

{Hospital}

*tries to insert dollar into vending machine*

*vending machine doesn’t dispense anything*

…*ROARS*

It’s surprising, isn’t it.

I know, dis vending m-

No, that Porky hasn’t tried to capture the prisoners again. He’s planning something.

…

I’m going to check up on them. *walks off*

… *punches vending machine and follows AJ!Nick*

{Hospital- Lucas’ Room}

*walks in, followed by Tigre*

*looks up*

Feeling better?

…A bit, I suppose.

…You have to go back into the trial tomorrow, though. Once they switch to the alternate courtroom? …And deal with the whole “The defense attorney was a robot” thing?

Youse said Porky’s gonna kill everyone in dat courtroom!

…He’s not going to let his prisoners go free without punishment, regardless of how they were released…

We need a plan to get Louis free. A way to keep Porky distracted will be that trial.

…

Dat fat kid’s just gonna let Louise free and won’t care?!

It’s not Louise. If you have another idea, let me know.

*ROARS*

*flinches*

…I say we go.

Whad’youse mean?

If the trial continues, Louis will stay alive.

Which leaves time to get him free… And for the others to escape to a safer place. We’re sitting ducks in this hospital…

Unless you have an idea, Tigre?

…

Fine. *waves to Lucas and walks out*

See ya. *also walks out*

… *stares at ceiling*

--------

{The next day}
{Alternate courtroom}

We are here to resume the trial of Mr. Louis Ero.

(This is it… We need to keep Porky’s attention to the trial.)

I believe we all remember the defense’s cross-examination of the victim, though also the, supposed phony Phoenix…

Youse mean dat robot?

Yes. I assure you the matter is being looked into, however… Are you sure you want to continue?

Such small obstacles won’t set us back, your honor.

>_>

Prosecution. Please call your witness.

<_<… >) ?

*appears at witness stand*

(It’s him…)

>) ?

My name… is Darren Nox. I’m a programmer.

<_< … u_u *points at Darren*

-Witness Testimony-

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I work with Porky Minch. We were talking about matters when the two of them broke in. Tigre and Louis, the defendant.

They started to attack. Porky managed to stop them when a prisoner escaped. He went to deal with the situation while I stayed behind to watch the two intruders.

Before I could call guards, they sprung up to attack me again. Louis stabbed me through the chest with his sword.

And now your cross examination, Mr. Wright and… Mr. Wright.

-Cross Examination-

[/size][/center]

I work with Porky Minch. We were talking about matters when the two of them broke in. Tigre and Louis, the defendant.

GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

*looks* ?

*punches desk* Youse a liar!

…How?

I… DON’T YOUSE QUESTION DA TIGER! *ROARS*

How exactly were you working with Porky?

With the assistance of other people employed by him, we were creating a better security system for the prisoners.

Was this completed?

Yes.

*deskslam* > |

YOUSE ADD DAT TO YOU’ TESTIMONY!

I’m the one who gives the orders around h-

Youse questioning da tiger?! *roars*

Eep! *hides* No… Add that to your testimony, witness.

…

We were creating a better security system for the prisoners.

GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

What?

Why youse helpin’ Porky?

…I’m employed by him.

Why did youse sign up?! *punches desk*

I wanted to work for Porky. When the chance was there, I applied.

_{A clumsy tiger proves his worth…}

Whadyouse say?

Your honor. The defense requests that statement the witness made be added to his testimony.

D<

… *bangs gavel* Overruled. You will add that statement to your testimony, witness.

…

I wanted to work for Porky. When the chance was there, I applied.

OBJECTION!

*pulls out file he took from Porky’s Tower* Do you recognize this, Mr. Nox?

…It’s a file of Porky’s.

Not just any file.*flips it open, takes out a paper* This is your file.

D<! >__> *shakes head*

*ROARS over Evilgyleworth’s objection*

This file that’s filled with secrets… The defense requests it’s added to the court record.

*nods* The court will accept this file into evidence.

-Mysterious File added to the Court Record!-[/tt]

Page 1

[/right]

Not Drew

• Creation by Porky Minch (Lab 003A)

First of prototype "Forumer" creations; Carries Evil Ray 2.5 Beta[/size]

UPDATE 1/20/11-[/u] Supervise construction of Prototype ‘PSI Drainer’ for use on the _kidna- prisoners Ness and Lucas"[/quote]

AAAAAGH!

Audience: *murmur murmur!*

*bangs gavel* Order! ORDER!! Witness, this means your name is actually... “Not Drew”?

Indeed. It’s all as Mr. Wright claims.

…

…

…

You’ve lied at the witness stand. That’s perjury, witness.

I had a quite valid reason.

*shakes head* I cannot believe there’s a reason why-

GROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Eep! *hides* My… pen fell to the ground.

I say we hear dis guy out.

… *comes out from hiding* You realize this witness has-

*ROARS* I don’t care wat he did! IF YOUSE GOT A PROBLEM WIT HIM TALKING MORE, SPEAK UP NOW!

…

…

…

…

If there’s no objections from the defense or the prosecution… *bangs gavel* Witness, testify further about the night of the crime. And keep in mind that you’re on thin ice.

Heh.

-Witness Testimony-

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As a “creation”, I have no choice but to follow orders from King Porky.

Most acts I have committed were only obeying commands. This involved not speaking of my true name or origin.

I had completed my task of creating the prototype “PSI Drainer” with assistance. It was to keep the prisoners in order to stop them from lashing out with psychic attacks.

I was speaking with King Porky on what to do next when they broke into the room.

They started attacking, though I made no attempt to join the fight.

I watched them while Porky went to take care of something that happened with the prisoners, when Louis got back up and stabbed me through the chest with his sword.

You claim you were only following orders when you lied about your identity?

Yes.

*considers this* …

Tigre.

Whadyouse want?

This is your moment. The flaw should be easy to sniff out, as a tiger.

…

…

*nods* Your cross examination, Mr. Wright.

-Cross Examination-

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As a “creation”, I have no choice but to follow orders from King Porky.

GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Hm?

Youse only follow orders, chump?

…Yes.

Youse don’t make none of da plans?

…No.

I think the tiger cornered his prey with ease…

Youse add dat to da testimony!

Witness-

Okay, okay.

I didn’t make the plans. King Porky did.

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

*flinches*

Got youse now, punk.

What… do you mean?

*digs through pages of file*

I believe you’re looking for this. *takes out a certain page and hands it to Tigre*

<____<

Dis page will prove youse wrong!

Page 4

[/right]

PSI Drainer

• Project suggested by Not Drew, Directed by Porky Minch (Lab 002B)

A machine suggested by Not Drew to increase the power of the marvelous King Porky and weaken the strength of the infidels. Drains psychic or magical power from one person and transfers to another.

Version 2.0- Saves a copy of uploaded data[/size][/quote]

That… file…[/I]

If you don’t care for it, we can also show my security tape.

Audience: *shouting*

*bangs gavel* Order! ORDER!! Witness, you realize what you have just done?

Ha…

Perjury is no laughing matter. Nor is it a second time around…

D< … >_>;?

*shakes head and sighs* Thank you, witness.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bailiff: *runs in* *drags away Not Drew, who’s still laughing like a madman*

~to be continued~

[/center]

[Andrea]

{Courthouse Lobby}

*inserts money into vending machine*

*vending machine is sold out of everything*

… *ROARS*

Having trouble, tiger?

…

*sips grape juice* Today, all has to be resolved.

Whad’youse want…?

What can you take from a live tiger? *laughs* Wait a moment. It’s time to go change fate. *walks off*

… *kicks vending machine*

*one shiny falls out and rolls across the floor*

…DIS MACHINE MESSIN’ WITH DA TIGER! *ROARS*

----

{Courtroom}

Audience: *murmurs*

We are here to resume the trial of Mr. Louis Ero.

*casually sips grape juice*

Hey. Whad’youse do over there?

I took a monkey wrench… And tossed it straight into Porky’s plans.

…

*staring at prosecutor’s bench* Erm… Where is that sock puppet?

Bailiff: *shrugs and shakes head*

Maybe he got lost and couldn’t find his way back!

Your honor… I suggest a little patience.

*shakes head* We cannot have a trial without a prosecutor-

? ? ?: Your honor.

*looks up* ?

? ? ?: The prosecution…

*steps up* Is ready.

Why… It’s Mr. Edgeworth?!

Good to see you made it, Myles. …Perfectly on cue.

*snaps fingers* Of course.

Wha… Whad’youse doin’ here?!

I’m here to be the replacement prosecutor for the trial of Louis. Nothing more, nothing less.

Audience: *murmur murmur!*

*bangs gavel* I… You’re going to be the new prosecutor, Mr. Edgeworth?

The other prosecutor… is unavailable. I’m informed on the proceedings of this trial so far, your honor. And one more thing… It’s Evilworth. Myles Evilworth.

If that is so… There’s one question this trial has to answer. “Did the defendant stab the victim?”

This is what we, the defense, will pr-

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA-



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

I got an objection!!

Y-yes, Mr. Wright?

Oh, no, not fer youse. *points straight at Evilworth* YOUSE!

May I help you?

Again… Whad’youse doin’ here?

…I believe we have left him in the dark.

Perhaps. *sips grape juice*

*snaps fingers* I’ll tell you one time, then. Listen up.

*punches desk*

Several days ago… I, as a spirit, was supposed to be completely destroyed. At the request of the infamous “King” Porky.

Audience: *complete silence*

But I wasn’t. At the request of a certain scientist… I was instead dragged out to a lab where I was supposed spend the rest of my time. In agony.

…

If there’s one weakness of Porky and… that doctor, however… It’s underestimation of their enemies. A wonderful opportunity presented itself, and I fled.

Was youse in dat dungeon place?

If only.

It was then that I heard of the plan. From Lucas, Ness… And Phoenix Wright. It was excellent.

One last slap in the face to Porky… Messing with his twisted little “game” of this trial. Where human lives are completely meaningless.

This is why I’m here. With that ridiculous sock puppet making faces at the wall, nothing would’ve ended up solved. However… *snaps fingers* The perfect prosecutor for the case is now present. Today we conclude this trial and show the swarms of people that have gathered in this New Bloid City what a miserable fool their leader really is!

And with that, your honor… The defense has a witness to call to the stand.

*eyes closed in thought* Who?

The bravest one here… Lucas.

Are there any objections from the prosecution?

None, your honor.

*bangs gavel* Very well. Let the new witness Lucas- …Hm, there’s a smudge over the last name, here… Let the witness take the stand!

*walks up to witness stand*

Witness. Please state your name and occupation.

My name is Lucas. … Unemployed.

Please testify about the night of the murder.

…Alright.

-Witness Testimony-

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That night… Of when Evilworth was supposed to die. That was the night they kidnapped us.

We were locked in separate rooms. Of course, we were soon forming a plan for escape.

Later is when I went through with my role in the escape and fled to create a distraction.

I’d prefer not to talk about right afterwards. There is something I can tell you, however…

Part of the escape plan included reprogramming one of Porky’s security robots. They’re armed with weapons, and can also record things to send to King Porky.

In addition, it could also access previous tapes from security cameras everywhere.

Some of these tapes… Unaltered, anyway… Are here. In this courtroom.

Audience: *murmur murmur*

Your honor! The defense wishes this final tape to be accepted into evidence! One unaltered by the twisted whims of a self-proclaimed king!

*nods* The court will accept this into evidence.

-Third Security Tape added to the Court Record!-[/tt]

Stop, villainy villain-

AAAAGH! * wobbles and then suddenly falls over*

*stops* …

… *suddenly passes out*

*floats back into the room* …

*transforms back into a person*

*starts laughing*
*laughs harder* I believe this should be amusing. *presses button on armrest of hover chair*

2! *run in*

YOUSE AIN’T G-

*shoots a dart at Tigre*

*passes out*

Send them to the Detention Center. I have an idea to amuse myself until the time comes~

2! *nod and drag Louis and Tigre away*

As for you

[/b]… Hahahaha…

*still laying on ground*

*presses button* On second thought, robot… Bring me the sword.

*swiftly reappears holding Louis’s sword* *gives it to Porky*

Go.

*salutes and leaves*

Goodbye, you lying little traitor! *holds sword above head, then stabs Not Drew*

Hahaha…

I’d like you to take this… *takes a sheet of paper and writes name on it* *sticks it in Not Drew’s pocket* To remember your king by when you’re revived~[/quote]

Audience: !!!

Could- Could it be?!

Just to further prove the point… The defense would like this to be accepted as evidence. *holds up a sheet of paper with some blood on it*

… The court will accept this into evidence.

-Porky’s Autograph added to the Court Record!-[/tt]

SPOILER: Click to show

…*thinks* Is a cross examination necessary at this point in the trial…

”I don’t think so.”

!!

…

…

*appears* I stabbed him. He was a traitor. A liar. A coward.

It was fun.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Shut up.

Feeling confident, Evilworth?

You don’t scare me anymore, Porky. You couldn't carry out an execution properly, you couldn't stop prisoners from running straight out of your tower properly, you couldn't handle a trial you set up properly.

I believe the proper phrase here is, "you fail".

…

Those will be your last words, Evilworth![/b][/color] *lunges at him*

*alarm starts going off*

*flees the courtroom*

Audience: *start screaming and running out*

*leaps out of the way* *draws sword and points it at Porky*

*takes a defensive position*

This should be quite interesting…

Oh, it will be.

Youse!

*holds Ray out at Porky* I believe I know the truth know. The truth tells me that you’re nothing more than a cowardly fat failure of a man.

I believe the reality of the situation is out of your grasp, clone. *rapidly presses some buttons*

!!! *stumbles back* *clutches at head* N-no…

You think that a genius of a scientist would leave it so that there was any possible way for a sad little doppelganger like you to win?!

*from behind Porky* You say with me right here. *slashes at*

*swerves to the right* *part of controls of the hoverchair are hit, though* You insolent little fool!!

*backs up next to AJ!Phoenix*

*looks back up, glaring*

I believe… It’s time to put this to use. *holds out Evil Ray and fires it at Tigre*

Agh!! *watches as it hits Tigre*

…

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *grabs the Evil Ray out of Not Drew’s hands and hits him over the head with it*

AUGH! *falls*

…Too simple-minded to properly brainwash…

GROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR! *throws the ray as hard as he can at Porky*

No you don’t~ *creates a barrier, and it bounces right off*

You… You’re using my PSI!

Oh, didn’t you know that already thanks to your brilliant[/I] lawyer friend~? _{YOUR POWERS ARE MINE NOW!}[/sub] *shoots a huge wall of PSI at AJ!Nick, Tigre, and Lucas*

Watch out!

*dives out of the way*

*roars and jumps away*

*also dodges*

*PSI hits a wall and breaks through part of it*

In fact… I think it’s my turn to be overdramatic now~

*holds out sword* What?!

PK STARSTORM![/color]

!!!

*BOOM*

*Burning spheres of PSI rain down as the roof of the building collapses in flames*

Impossible! *gets hit by a smaller piece*

Lucas! *tries to put out fire*

*hit by a larger chunk of ceiling*

YOUSE AIN’T SCARIN’ DA TIGER, FATSO! *Roars and leaps at Porky*

Agh!

YOU &#$#$@%&! *punches Porky in the face*

AAAAGH! *crashes into a wall*

*Porky’s hoverchair gets caught in a fire and explodes*

*jumps out at the last second*

*grabs Porky by the collar of his shirt* Now I got youse!

Let me go, you sorry excuse for a human being!

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

*holds up a remote* Don’t move.

*turns around*

*holds finger over button* One more step and I’ll have a hovercraft destroy what’s left of this miserable place![/I]

*scrambles back to feet and scurries over to stand next to Not Drew* Call one. We’re evacuating.

*presses a button*

!!

(He’s going to get away…)

*still passed out on floor*

*Sound of Porky’s Theme appears and steadily gets louder*

Isn’t it wonderful how quickly we can summon an escape~?

*UFO is visible through hole in the roof*

Goodbye… Fools. *walks over, under the UFO*

*follows*

*A ladder drops down and Porky starts to climb up*

YOUSE AIN’T GETTIN’ AWAY! *lunges*

*whacks Tigre with Evil Ray* You stay in your place![/I] *also climbs up ladder*

*Porky and Not Drew enter and the ladder is brought back up into the UFO*

*It starts to fly up*

_{Concentrate… Concentrate…}

*watches the UFO rise into the air from hole in the ceiling*

_…P…K…

*UFO begins flying away*

STARSTORM!

*UFO is hit by the attack and falls to the ground*

”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA_{HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA-”}

*BOOM*

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{Other courtroom}

*shakes head* I can’t lie… I have never, in all my years in my career, seen a case as strange and unusual as the trial of Louis H. Ero.

*sips grape juice*

*crosses arms*

*chuckles*

But… Seeing as the old courthouse was destroyed by the real murderer, I think there’s no room for doubt. I will now give my verdict!

This court finds the defendant, Louis Ero…

-NOT GUILTY-

*releases deep breath*

Audience: *cheers*

This court is adjourned! *bangs gavel*

---

{Later}
{Hospital}

I’m glad that they found the rest of the kidnapped people. *smiles*

I’m glad, too-

GROOOOOOOOOOAR!

I see that you made it, Tigre.

Youse got it! Visitors allowed, yet?

Of course. We’re waiting for you.

Then let’s go-

Sorry I’m laaaaaaaaate! *runs in*

*ROARS* YOUSE!

I’m sorry! I had to stop two pickpocketings and one case of jaywalking on the trip here…

Here. I got dis for youse. *hands Louis a bill*

…What’s this?

Dis is a bill for my services. Youse loan from Tender Lender.

… *meepface*

Don’t youse worry, youse can pay me back in installments. *slaps Louis on the back and walks into a hospital room with the others*

… Ugh…

~Insanely Huge Bill added to the Court Record!~[/tt]

*walks out* I think I know…

{Gantrat’s Hospital Room}

…

*walks in with AJ!Nick and Lucas following* Hey.

*looks* Hello.

How youse doin’?

Better… Now that I’ve escaped that horrid place. _{No swimming pools at all… Horrible!}

‘Bout that… I hope youse haven’t forgotten why we started dis journey.

I haven’t.

*hands Gantrat a bill* Dis is what youse owe me.

Oh… about that…

*puts the bill aside* I don’t have it.

GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!

~the end~

[PFA]

"Insanely Huge Bill added to the Court Record!" made me laugh more than it probably should have

And YEEEEEAAAAAAH