Post by Andrea on Jan 19, 2011 17:23:06 GMT -5
*looks in mailbox* … *hums It’s a Small World After All*
? *pulls out a red and black card, looks it over*
Dear Master Lucas-
The great King Porky personally has chosen you to be invited to the events that will take place at New Bloid City at 6 PM, 1/19/11.
Attendance is, of course, obligatory. A craft will be sent to your place of residence at 4 PM on the date in question.
Sincerely,
Lucasbot
… *clutches invitation, staring at it*
? ? ?: *from behind Lucas* You got one too, eh?
Agh! *turns around, holding up hands*
Relax, it’s me. *holds up invitation*
…
I think all of us got one of those. At least those of us involved in that little kidnapping incident… With ‘Unknown’ and all that…
…Unknown… Was actually Porky, you know.
*nod* I don’t know what he wants, but it’s not going to end well…
…
There’s one more thing that’s probably puzzling you.
Huh?
“New Bloid City”?
… *shivers*
Did he construct a whole city while we weren’t looking, or-
I don’t know. We’ll find out. *quickly teleports*
…I wonder if he built swimming pools… *walks away*
{4 PM}
*sound of Porky’s theme approaches*
… *grimly steps outside*
*UFO starts to descend, and lands nearby Lucas*
…
*door of UFO opens and a red carpet rolls out from the entrance to Lucas’s feet*
… *looks around sadly, then slowly steps into UFO*
*runs out, rolls up red carpet, then takes it with him into UFO*
*UFO flies off into the distance*
{Inside UFO}
*the inside of the UFO has metal walls and a metal floor, with locked doors almost everywhere. A Lucasbot operates the controls while there are seats in the back*
… *takes a seat*
Glad you could make it, Lucas.
It’s really disturbing watching that robot work…
…You told me I had a robot of me, but seeing it is a new level of disturbing.
*stares out a window*
There’s only one thing.
Huh?
*nods at an empty seat* Myles is missing.
Maybe they haven’t picked him up yet?
Judging by the scenery outside, I doubt it…
*looks out a window*
*they seem to be flying over a mountainous region*
*slumps down in his seat* I wonder how far away this place is…
They really sent the UFO pretty far in advance for us.
…Yeah.
*sits back and looks at the ceiling*
{Later}
We will be landing in New ‘Bloid City shortly. Thank you for flying Pork Airlines.
*crosses arms* Well, this should prove interesting…
… *waits*
*UFO lands, and door slides open*
*stands up and walks out*
*the others follow*
{New Bloid City}
*There’s flashing neon lights everywhere, with a huge tower looming in the distance. People have gathered in a sort of plaza surrounding something*
…I suppose this is it. *adjusts glasses*
Wow! It’s really cool here!
What’s going on over there?
Probably the “event” they were talking about.
”Ladies and gentlemen…”[/color]
Is that… Porky’s voice coming from over there?
Come on. *edges way to the front of the crowd with the others following*
*they stand before Porky in his hovering chair and a Lucasbot wielding an axe*
Weeeeeelcome! I’m glad you all could make it tonight~
…It’s Porky and-
*shines spotlight on Ness and the others* I’m also glad my guests of honor are here for this wonderful display!
Crowd: *cheers wildly*
Myles! No!!
*unconscious and hurt, bound by some kind of chains and being held upright by Porky*
Yes. We’re here to witness the end of the traitor, the murderer, the jerk Myles Evilworth!!
*spotlight shines on the unconscious Evilworth*
*tries to run up to save him*
AAAAGH! *zap’d* *falls over*
Any foolish moves from the onlookers will be prevented by our nice little barrier. Any questions?
…
Crowd: *cheers Porky’s name*
!!! N-no…
And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
*steps forward and lays Evilworth facedown, then holds up axe*
COUNTDOWN! *points out at the crowd, smiling evilly*
Crowd: THREE!
… *looks away*
Crowd: TWO!
… *adjusts glasses*
Crowd: ONE!
This isn’t very fun…
*swings axe down towards Evilworth*
*a powerful force strikes Ness and the others, knocking them unconscious as Evilworth’s hit*
…… *feels self being dragged away somewhere* *passes out*
______________________________________________________________________________
*epic announcer voice*
The heroes are defeated by Porky…
{Icy Taco Outskirts}
*stomps foot* I told youse I could do dis!!!
? *pulls out a red and black card, looks it over*
Dear Master Lucas-
The great King Porky personally has chosen you to be invited to the events that will take place at New Bloid City at 6 PM, 1/19/11.
Attendance is, of course, obligatory. A craft will be sent to your place of residence at 4 PM on the date in question.
Sincerely,
Lucasbot
… *clutches invitation, staring at it*
? ? ?: *from behind Lucas* You got one too, eh?
Agh! *turns around, holding up hands*
Relax, it’s me. *holds up invitation*
…
I think all of us got one of those. At least those of us involved in that little kidnapping incident… With ‘Unknown’ and all that…
…Unknown… Was actually Porky, you know.
*nod* I don’t know what he wants, but it’s not going to end well…
…
There’s one more thing that’s probably puzzling you.
Huh?
“New Bloid City”?
… *shivers*
Did he construct a whole city while we weren’t looking, or-
I don’t know. We’ll find out. *quickly teleports*
…I wonder if he built swimming pools… *walks away*
{4 PM}
*sound of Porky’s theme approaches*
… *grimly steps outside*
*UFO starts to descend, and lands nearby Lucas*
…
*door of UFO opens and a red carpet rolls out from the entrance to Lucas’s feet*
… *looks around sadly, then slowly steps into UFO*
*runs out, rolls up red carpet, then takes it with him into UFO*
*UFO flies off into the distance*
{Inside UFO}
*the inside of the UFO has metal walls and a metal floor, with locked doors almost everywhere. A Lucasbot operates the controls while there are seats in the back*
… *takes a seat*
Glad you could make it, Lucas.
It’s really disturbing watching that robot work…
…You told me I had a robot of me, but seeing it is a new level of disturbing.
*stares out a window*
There’s only one thing.
Huh?
*nods at an empty seat* Myles is missing.
Maybe they haven’t picked him up yet?
Judging by the scenery outside, I doubt it…
*looks out a window*
*they seem to be flying over a mountainous region*
*slumps down in his seat* I wonder how far away this place is…
They really sent the UFO pretty far in advance for us.
…Yeah.
*sits back and looks at the ceiling*
{Later}
We will be landing in New ‘Bloid City shortly. Thank you for flying Pork Airlines.
*crosses arms* Well, this should prove interesting…
… *waits*
*UFO lands, and door slides open*
*stands up and walks out*
*the others follow*
{New Bloid City}
*There’s flashing neon lights everywhere, with a huge tower looming in the distance. People have gathered in a sort of plaza surrounding something*
…I suppose this is it. *adjusts glasses*
Wow! It’s really cool here!
What’s going on over there?
Probably the “event” they were talking about.
”Ladies and gentlemen…”[/color]
Is that… Porky’s voice coming from over there?
Come on. *edges way to the front of the crowd with the others following*
*they stand before Porky in his hovering chair and a Lucasbot wielding an axe*
Weeeeeelcome! I’m glad you all could make it tonight~
…It’s Porky and-
*shines spotlight on Ness and the others* I’m also glad my guests of honor are here for this wonderful display!
Crowd: *cheers wildly*
Myles! No!!
*unconscious and hurt, bound by some kind of chains and being held upright by Porky*
Yes. We’re here to witness the end of the traitor, the murderer, the jerk Myles Evilworth!!
*spotlight shines on the unconscious Evilworth*
*tries to run up to save him*
AAAAGH! *zap’d* *falls over*
Any foolish moves from the onlookers will be prevented by our nice little barrier. Any questions?
…
Crowd: *cheers Porky’s name*
!!! N-no…
And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
*steps forward and lays Evilworth facedown, then holds up axe*
COUNTDOWN! *points out at the crowd, smiling evilly*
Crowd: THREE!
… *looks away*
Crowd: TWO!
… *adjusts glasses*
Crowd: ONE!
This isn’t very fun…
*swings axe down towards Evilworth*
*a powerful force strikes Ness and the others, knocking them unconscious as Evilworth’s hit*
…… *feels self being dragged away somewhere* *passes out*
______________________________________________________________________________
*epic announcer voice*
The heroes are defeated by Porky…
THERE’S ONLY ONE who can stop Porky from taking over now… at least from my character list
~OOOONNNNNEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~
[/I][/size]{Icy Taco Outskirts}
*stomps foot* I told youse I could do dis!!!
~to be continued~
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