Post by Tam on Oct 13, 2010 0:26:03 GMT -5
Because I know I'm not the only one who thinks we've needed one of these for ages.
...Incidentally, is this the NTWF's first fanclub dedicated to an article of clothing? I suspect it might be. Anyway, onto the hatter at hand! *stab'd*
Some of you might be wondering what a fedora is.
This is a fedora.
So is this.
And this.
And even this.
Have I convinced you that fedoras are awesome yet? If not, maybe this will.
F.A.Q. (Fedora Associated Questions)
What makes a fedora different from other hats?
Many things! A fedora is typically characterised by a flat brim and a crown that is pinched at the front to create a teardrop shape when viewed from above, although there are variations. Fedoras are usually made of felt, although, again, modern fedoras may be made from many other materials. The fedora's closest cousin is the trilby — but the trilby has a much more narrow brim that turns up sharply at the back. Remember this and avoid many a potentially embarrassing situation.
Why should I care about fedoras?
If you don't think "so you can look awesome" is a good reason, then you probably won't care. And that's okay too, but the fedora is all about flair. It's dashing. It's unusual. It looks good when you touch its brim to keep it from blowing off in the breeze that's making your coat/scarf/hair sway dramatically behind you. It gives you something to tip when you want to thank someone in a particularly jaunty way. In short, it instills a sense of adventure, confidence, and charisma in the wearer.
Um, aren't those just boy hats?
Pah! Most certainly not. In fact, quoth Wikipedia:
The fedora was a staple of female fashion for several decades before it started being worn by men. These days, it is perfectly acceptable (and cool, like fezes) for both genders.
Where can I find my own fedora?
Anywhere! =D All self-respecting clothing and accessory stores should carry fedoras, after all. *nods* ...Or, if they happen to be out, you might be able to pick one up at a neighbour's garage sale. Or you might own one already, sitting innocuously in your attic or basement. Or your grandfather could be trying to get rid of some of his collection. Really, they are a most simple item to procure! Mine came from a box in a church basement, for example. So don't be afraid; go out and seek your new trademark of coolness!
Is there any catchy vocabulary related to fedoras that I can work into everyday conversations in order to attract blank stares and raised eyebrows?
Why yes, indeed there is! The word you need to know is "fedorable," which can be applied to just about anything, because the word itself is amusing enough to stand on its own. I believe this word owes its origin to our very own Rikku (Urbandictionary thinks otherwise, but Urbandictionary is weird and we can just ignore them for the time being), who, if I recall correctly, charges a fee of one ha'penny every time you use it — but all told it's a rather reasonable price, when you consider the fact that the next best pun available to steal from this post is "the hatter at hand".
Fedora Fanfolk of the 'Forum
-Tamia (clings stubbornly to her first and only fedora)
-Purple (appreciates fedoras and is thus cool)
-Rikku (transformed her trilby into a fedora)
-Shade (likes Fedoras so much she capitalises them)
-Kengplant (has a fedora and is in)
-Huntress (owns the forbidden lovechild of a fedora and a straw hat)
-Lupehunter (even wears fedoras on the internet)
...Incidentally, is this the NTWF's first fanclub dedicated to an article of clothing? I suspect it might be. Anyway, onto the hatter at hand! *stab'd*
Some of you might be wondering what a fedora is.
This is a fedora.
So is this.
And this.
And even this.
Have I convinced you that fedoras are awesome yet? If not, maybe this will.
F.A.Q. (Fedora Associated Questions)
What makes a fedora different from other hats?
Many things! A fedora is typically characterised by a flat brim and a crown that is pinched at the front to create a teardrop shape when viewed from above, although there are variations. Fedoras are usually made of felt, although, again, modern fedoras may be made from many other materials. The fedora's closest cousin is the trilby — but the trilby has a much more narrow brim that turns up sharply at the back. Remember this and avoid many a potentially embarrassing situation.
Why should I care about fedoras?
If you don't think "so you can look awesome" is a good reason, then you probably won't care. And that's okay too, but the fedora is all about flair. It's dashing. It's unusual. It looks good when you touch its brim to keep it from blowing off in the breeze that's making your coat/scarf/hair sway dramatically behind you. It gives you something to tip when you want to thank someone in a particularly jaunty way. In short, it instills a sense of adventure, confidence, and charisma in the wearer.
Um, aren't those just boy hats?
Pah! Most certainly not. In fact, quoth Wikipedia:
The word fedora comes from the title of an 1882 play by Victorien Sardou, Fédora, written for Sarah Bernhardt.[2] The play was first performed in the U.S. in 1889. Bernhardt played Princess Fédora, the heroine of the play, and she wore a hat similar to what is now considered a fedora.
The fedora was a staple of female fashion for several decades before it started being worn by men. These days, it is perfectly acceptable (and cool, like fezes) for both genders.
Where can I find my own fedora?
Anywhere! =D All self-respecting clothing and accessory stores should carry fedoras, after all. *nods* ...Or, if they happen to be out, you might be able to pick one up at a neighbour's garage sale. Or you might own one already, sitting innocuously in your attic or basement. Or your grandfather could be trying to get rid of some of his collection. Really, they are a most simple item to procure! Mine came from a box in a church basement, for example. So don't be afraid; go out and seek your new trademark of coolness!
Is there any catchy vocabulary related to fedoras that I can work into everyday conversations in order to attract blank stares and raised eyebrows?
Why yes, indeed there is! The word you need to know is "fedorable," which can be applied to just about anything, because the word itself is amusing enough to stand on its own. I believe this word owes its origin to our very own Rikku (Urbandictionary thinks otherwise, but Urbandictionary is weird and we can just ignore them for the time being), who, if I recall correctly, charges a fee of one ha'penny every time you use it — but all told it's a rather reasonable price, when you consider the fact that the next best pun available to steal from this post is "the hatter at hand".
Fedora Fanfolk of the 'Forum
-Tamia (clings stubbornly to her first and only fedora)
-Purple (appreciates fedoras and is thus cool)
-Rikku (transformed her trilby into a fedora)
-Shade (likes Fedoras so much she capitalises them)
-Kengplant (has a fedora and is in)
-Huntress (owns the forbidden lovechild of a fedora and a straw hat)
-Lupehunter (even wears fedoras on the internet)
