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Jun 10, 2003 21:07:18 GMT -5
Post by lvrgirl91 on Jun 10, 2003 21:07:18 GMT -5
I don't know if this goes here, but.... If anyone has ever been to eLibs.com, they probably know how fun it is. Well, I've made some funny ones, that I'd like to post here. Anyone else have any funny ones? ( Oh, and here's the link, just in case it didn't work above: www.elibs.com) In bold, are the things I entered.
Song Titles Never Used:
1. Pop Goes the Cat .
2. Ice, Ice NTWF .
3. Ben Looks Like a NTWFer
4. The Type Shack
5. Stayin' Überspiffilious
6. You Give Blue A Bad Name
7. Dog Scratch Fever
8. With Arms Wide Open
9. Pour some Pepsi On Me
10. The Real Peachi (Sorry, it was the only first thing to pop into my mind.)
11. Welcome to Hawai'i
12. YomuhhomieJonny Bop
13. Pink Knock Life
14. Did It All For the House
15. Hey Hey We're the Cats
16. God Must Have Spent a Little More Money On You.
17. You Ain't Nothing But a Rabit .
18. Another One Bites the Car .
19. I'm Too Hot For My Pool .
20. Nothin' But a J Thing.
Anyone else? |
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eLibs
Jun 10, 2003 22:05:00 GMT -5
Post by lvrgirl91 on Jun 10, 2003 22:05:00 GMT -5
Oh, and here's another one:
A New Broadway Show
Come see the Spiffy show People are Singing
about! IMs! The story stars the main character Ben, played by Lil' Romeo, who is a Cold(Brrr....) NTWFer in search of Rap . On Ben's journey through The NTWF, Ben falls Slowly in love with the Spiffy Magnolia , played by Jennifer Lopez . Ben then runs into the Young Person named Jasmine, played by Lucy Liu . The audience Dances as Ben and Magnolia sing and Sing across the stage. Ten Books join Magnolia on stage for the Pretty song called Light Peach Chair. The Neopian Times says 'Oh, my Lord!! This show is Spiffy! I give it 532165 Thumbs Up!' Dance Wildly and buy YOUR tickets for IMs todady!
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Jun 10, 2003 22:51:05 GMT -5
Post by Smiley on Jun 10, 2003 22:51:05 GMT -5
I don't know if this goes here, but.... If anyone has ever been to eLibs.com, they probably know how fun it is. Well, I've made some funny ones, that I'd like to post here. Anyone else have any funny ones? ( Oh, and here's the link, just in case it didn't work above: www.elibs.com) In bold, are the things I entered.
16. God Must Have Spent a Little More Money On You.
Anyone else? LOL! THAT IS FUNNY! *laughs* I'll go check it out ^^ |
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Jun 10, 2003 23:45:37 GMT -5
Post by Gelquie on Jun 10, 2003 23:45:37 GMT -5
Gym Class
One of my favorite classes at restaurant is Gym Class. For one thing we get to took cool mean clothes and most of what we do is fun. We beat ropes, race around the gym, play Twister and dodge ball. I am very good at dodge ball as I’m evil and even though the other side throws the sword as hard as they can at me, I almost never get hit. Just the other BC I went to the very end of the dart before I got hit right in the mouth with that big delusional ball. After gym we go to the locker room, get out of our sweaty shirt , take a lasso and rush back to McDonalds.
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Jun 11, 2003 0:44:38 GMT -5
Post by The Angry Artist on Jun 11, 2003 0:44:38 GMT -5
A New Broadway Show
Come see the hated show cows are leading about! "My Toenails Are Singing!" The story stars the main character Robert "The Angry Artist", played by Dana Carvey, who is a dumb armchair in search of a milkshake. On Robert "The Angry Artist"'s journey through a raging inferno of eternal hellfire , Robert "The Angry Artist" falls unawaredly in love with the loveable Amy, played by Drew Carrey . Robert "The Angry Artist" then runs into the laughable cheese named Gerog , played by Dan Ackroyd . The audience smiles as Robert "The Angry Artist" and Amy sing and eat across the stage. 42 pencils join Amy on stage for the large song called "Ultraviolent Moon." The Daily Bore says, "Oh nooooo! This show is dumb! I give it 6 ears down!" Fall honestly and buy YOUR tickets for electirc sheep today!
NOTE: I had to edit this a little bit to be grammatically correct.
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Jun 11, 2003 1:05:17 GMT -5
Post by lvrgirl91 on Jun 11, 2003 1:05:17 GMT -5
*Falls out of chair, laughing*
*Gets up*
Those are so funny!
Off to do more.
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Jun 11, 2003 3:11:42 GMT -5
Post by Draco on Jun 11, 2003 3:11:42 GMT -5
Heres mine  Cartoons Most shoyrus think of ugly funny films with falling creatures and draiks when they speak of cartoons. But originally cartoons were rough sketches of rats or cheese. Comic strips in schorchios are called Skippy cartoons. Cartoon animations are made from a series of livers , each a little pink from the one before. When they are kicked one after another at a very fast speed, it looks as if the scene is running. |
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Jun 11, 2003 3:13:29 GMT -5
Post by Draco on Jun 11, 2003 3:13:29 GMT -5
Heres mine Cartoons Most shoyrus think of ugly funny films with falling creatures and draiks when they speak of cartoons. But originally cartoons were rough sketches of rats or cheese. Comic strips in schorchios are called Skippy cartoons. Cartoon animations are made from a series of livers , each a little pink from the one before. When they are kicked one after another at a very fast speed, it looks as if the scene is running. I entered the same story in the Funkatizer:) Its Jar-Jar Binks if you didn't know  Cartoons Most shoyrus think ta ugly funny films with fallin' creatures and draiks when dery speak ta cartoons. Oh. Flbulbulbu. But originally cartoons wesare wough sketches ta wats or cheese . Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Comic strips in schorchios are called Skippy cartoons. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Cartoon animations are made from a series ta liver , each a little pink from der one before. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! When dery are kicked one after another at a bery fast speed, it looks as if der scene is wunnin' . Oh. Flbulbulbu. |
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Jul 11, 2003 7:49:07 GMT -5
Post by Plushie on Jul 11, 2003 7:49:07 GMT -5
I copied a piece of the Neopian Brief (I think was issue 90 or something, can't remember) I translated into lame speaker. LMAO HOW FUNNY!! 0nC3 again, th3 Furnitur3 5h0p haz manag3d t0 dazz|3 & amaz3 uz, az th3ir r3C3nt ztr3ak 0f fantaztiC it3mz juzt k33pz g3tting b3tt3r & b3tt3r. 7hiz w33k g0t 0ff t0 quit3 a ztart, wh3n a quart3t 0f bathtubz r3C3iv3d th3ir d3but 0n M0nday. N0w avai|ab|3 in dizC0, fanCy, p|ain whit3 & zp00ky zty|3z (juzt watCh y0urz3|v3z g3tting in & 0ut 0f that |azt 0n3, f0|kz...) n0 bathr00m w0u|d b3 C0mp|3t3 with0ut 0n3! 5p3aking 0f bathtubz, th3 wiCk3r bathtub b3Cam3 thiz w33k'z fifth tub zty|3 0n W3dn3zday (d0n't azk uz h0w U'r3 zupp0z3d t0 k33p any wat3r inzid3 a wiCk3r bathtub... that'z Y0UR pr0b|3m!), j0ining th3 wiCk3r t0i|3t & zink in a tri0 0f it3mz that mark th3 Furnitur3 5h0p'z initia| att3mpt at 'branChing 0ut' int0 th3 w0r|d 0f wiCk3r. |
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